/ck/ - Food & Cooking

hot sauce

Smoked paprika + vinegar

Eat raw at room temperature.

>>10502786
Make sure you’re not buying GMO eggs or nothing you do to them will matter, they’ll always be shit.

>>10502807
haha do people actually fucking believe that shit? I can't tell any more everyone is fucking retarded

>>10502807
1) There's no such thing as GMO eggs.
2) That image was shopped. The one on the right is overcooked, nothing more.

Though I do agree that eggs from a neighbor who has chickens taste a fuck of a lot better than factory farmed eggs.

>>10502834
>>10502835
Animal products from animals fed with GMO grains (or really just grains at all) are of objectively lower food quality. Same with plants grown on denatured soil with artificial fertilizer. Grain fed eggs in particular have pretty much zero nutrition.

Stainless steel pan, butter, rubber spoon, eat 'em hot

>be american
>weigh 300 pounds
>consune 4000 calories of diet soda and boiled eggs a day
>thinks that not eating butter means they aren't fat

I love boiled eggs its my go to breakfast.

>thinking that using a little bit of butter makes you a fatass
The absolute state of you.

>>10502786
cook the eggs in sunflower oil and season with salt and pepper. fag.

If you're really into boiled eggs then pickle them. Just Google it and pick the recipe that looks the best to you.
Also/ fit/ can help you. If I'm wrong and you're not from there omelettes are the best way to make eggs. I think eggs are fine but not great. Good poorfag food and I can cook them fine but eggs are eggs. If not going the omelette route sunny side up is what I make. Toast and bacon or sausage is a must.

>>10502786
>Sorry, I'm not a fatass
Neither am I, and I have been using butter to cook my eggs for as long as I have been cooking eggs. I’m 33 and have never been fat a day in my life. You don’t know shit about cooking, and you don’t know shit about healthy eating. You belong here. Faggot

>>10503111
there is such a thing as a butterfly effect -- if u have that meal evryday 4 a yr.. & that little bit of butter is ~10cals; ur body processed ~3.6k cals more

but this is the xtreme of the xtreme & prolly only 4 ppl trying 2 build purely aesthetics bodies

>>10503068
>>10503090
>>10503111
>>10503143

>>10503171
please go to back to facebook

>>10503195
uhh make me?

>>10503171
>>10503171
What you just described has nothing to do with the "butterfly effect".

And that 3,600 calories means jack shit out of a typical yearly diet (730,000 cals)

>>10503171
>~10cals
Shake your dick one extra time at the urinal and you've burned 10 calories. Yes, even your little flaccid pencil dick.
But seriously, you were cooking those eggs in something, replacing that something with butter is not going to make a drastic change in your caloric intake and it will vastly improve the flavor of your eggs. Unless you are the sort that cooks eggs naked in a non-stick pan, but then you chose your fate, and probably deserve it.

easy.

get a pot with handle off the stove
eggs
some butter
put it on a low heat and start stirring
keep stirring the entire time
after it gets a bit less runny season
salt
pepper
freshly chopped chives
stir again until you have texture of your liking, i personally like my scrambed eggs creamy and serve them over toasted sourdough.

>>10502786
>How do I make eggs taste good
>Don't tell me one if the best ways though, I'm watching my girlish figure so I can keep pretending I'm a girl.

Just put hot sauce on your eggs, faggot.

>>10502786
cook them in coconut oil

i sometimes put cinnamon on them.

if scramble/omelette i put some curry powder in mixture with salt and pepper

eggs nest my fave (or plebeians call eggs in a basket) use sourdough with rosemary, thyme, salt and pepper

>>10502786
Frittatas my nigga
I can't get enough of them

>>10503182
>he thinks fats make you fat
How fucking retarded are you?

>>10502786
>taste good?
there are two parts to an egg so when you eat your over easy egg or yolky egg. season it before you open the yolk. then you must salt that yolk and mix it up a bit after you open the yolk

>>10502786
onions, kale, garlic. Top it with a bit of salsa, salt, and pepper.

Out of this world delicious.

>>10502786
I'm not really into eggs either, but I don't mind them with a little soy sauce. I'd recommend cooking them to different degrees too. I like runny one on toast or rice, but when scrambling I cook the hell out of them

>>10504171
my goodness I cannot handle soy sauce on my eggs. to me it's an awful combination, but it's interesting to see you like that even though you aren't a fan of eggs. ever tried eggs with hot sauce, that's my go to combo

>>10504171
>boils an egg for 8 minutes, so that the yolk is just slightly runny
>cuts egg in half
>mixes soy sauce into the slightly runny yolk on both sides
Nothing will ever top this.

>>10502891
Seriously now
What's wrong with you?

>>10502786
You, too; what, you think 5g of butter is going to ruin your figure? What are you, two inches tall?

>>10502786

soft boil. miso broth.

>>10503221
??
'A phenomenon in which a small perturbation in the initial condition of a system results in large changes in later conditions. Such phenomena are common in complex dynamical systems and are studied in chaos theory.'

3600 is ~.5%, which is a fairly significant #, 4 doing something so simple; & if ur on a diet, that yearly # drops, further if u exercise

>>10503257
think more along the lines of choosing the stairs instead of an elevator, & u ignored what i said initially: "but this is the xtreme of the xtreme & prolly only 4 ppl trying 2 build purely aesthetics bodies"

Eggdrop soup with ramen

>>10502786
>
try adding seasoning

>>10502786
Soft boiled eggs with a little bit of hot sauce like cholula is amazing

>>10502835
They didn't shop it. You said why they didn't have to. They just overcooked an egg and took a photo.

>>10502891
>Grain fed eggs in particular have pretty much zero nutrition.

Fucking lol. Are people really this dumb?

Scramble them

Thats it, maybe a dash of salt and pepper

Eggs taste good on their own desu

>>10503182
Calm down fatty

>>10505283
that looks dank

>>10505283
fuck gimme that breakfast

>>10502786
>amerilards still think butter makes them fat

>>10504549
Learn how to type or fuck off

>>10505260
There are just about zero micros compared to pastured foods, though even those are rapidly losing nutrient saturation thanks to soil depletion, mainly caused by grain agriculture and other forms of transformation into cultural landscape.

>>10502786
sear some garlic and/or mushrooms in the pan before throwing in the eggs

>>10503171
>eat more and you'll GET MORE CALORIES IN! CALL THE PRESS!
Yeah, no fucking kidding. But that will only happen if you're an autist who eats exactly the same portions and moves the exact same amount day-in, day-out.

If that 10, or even 70 kcal of butter keeps you satiated so that you skip that 200 kcal snack later, you're in a *bigger* deficit overall.

And it's not that far-fetched; different macros affect satiety in different ways, with protein keeping the appetite down the most and simple carbs the least.

Drizzle with soy sauce. Half boil and mix with cornflakes. Cook with vegetables: bubble and squeak, or omelette.

>>10506015
If you're counting calories then why would saiety even matter?

I was a bodybuilder in college. When I was on a cut cycle I would count and restrict calories. If I was hungry after eating my daily allotment? tough titties. no food until tomorrow.

Now I agree with you 100% that small amounts of butter contribute neglibile calories--I'm not arguing about that. But I am curious as to why people make such a big ideal about saiety when counting calories The whole f'in point of counting calories is to replace an unreliable measure (saiety) with a reliable one.

>eating delicious, nutritious butter makes you a fatass

lmao, skelly/manlet/completely inactive pleb detected

>>10505852
citation needed you utter brainlet

>>10503380

mah nigga

although sometimes i add sharp cheddar or parmesan.

buttery creamy scrambled eggs with cheese and chives is fucking amazing desu

The tastiest eggs are fried in bacon grease with a lil salt and pepper. Hands down bacon grease is awesome. But u can't eat like that every day. Once in awhile won't kill you.

Other options can include cooking eggs with butter or olive oil. Scrambled or sunny side don't matter. I prefer runny yolk.
My bf and I found Montreal steak seasoning is awesome in eggs. Nothing else

>>10506038
>reliable
>calorie counting
It's only reliable as an *upper* limit when cutting, because there's no way to generate more energy than the food contains in the first place.

If you're not aiming for a cut, there's too many variables to account for, and not everyone wants to cut. Hell, in my case, that'd be a horrible idea, I'm already underweight after my cut. Most people don't go through life creating a paper trail for all their dietary choices.

>>10502786
>Bacon
>Cheese
>Salt and pepper
Add this and put it on bread with ketchup

>>10502786
mix with heavy whipping cream, scramble, cook in butter.
the best.

>>10506662
>It's only reliable as an *upper* limit
Well sure, that's what a diet usually means. You're welcome to eat less than your limit if you want to. But generally speaking you are restricting your calories when you are on a bodybuilder's cut or on a fattie's diet. Same thing really, just different jargon. You probably want to eat more, but you are setting yourself a limit in order to meet your goals.

>>there's too many variables to account for
There's usually only one: limiting your caloric consumption. For weight loss purposes that's really the only thing that matters (see "Twinkie Professor").

>>10506443
i eat this every other day and recently started making this for the senpai, they love it

>>10502786
Sunny side up with sesame oil, chili, hoisin, and soy sauce. Serve over rice, and mix the runny yolk and sauce into the rice.

>>10506484
>>10506484
Censored breasts or please kindly leave.

beat some eggs for a minute then put some black pepper and cayenne in there

make sure your pan is hot and the butter or oil is melted and has covered the surface

pour in the egg and keep stirring until its cooked maybe 45 seconds

top with a light sprinkling of salt and parsley

w a l a

>>10505283
sometimes people actually post good plates on ck

>>10503090
I know you are entirely meme'ing, but I did some calculation for teh lulz.

You need 51 large eggs, given that diet soda has 0 calories (And all those other shit that ain't good for you, stop doing it kthx), to reach 4000 calories mark. That's actually fairly doable if you hate yourself: You'd need to eat 2.5 kilograms of boiled eggs per day.

>>10502786
All fats are 100 calories per tablespoon.

Butter is fine to use, just like olive oil.

>>10503090
>diet soda
>calories

>>10502786
yoghurt + purple onion + boild egg

>plain eggs taste bad

How fucked are your taste buds to even get to this point

If you're eating the yolk you're automatically a fatass; egg whites provide all of the nutrients that make eggs worth eating while removing 75% of the fat calories. might as well drink a shot of olive oil over eating two egg yolks

>>10507231
He's the sort of retard that thinks eating any butter will automatically balloon him to 3 times his size.
Kinda like this moron >>10507378

>>10507384
>t. butterball
go wash your hands

>>10507378
Eggs aren't worth eating because of nutrients. They're worth eating because of flavor. And the white has none.

>>10507231
It's pretty understandable if he's eating factory farmed eggs like most people.

>>10502786
>fat makes you fat

>>10507378
lol fuck all that. I only eat my eggs runny just so I can wipe up the yolk with my ham and biscuits, and I'm not remotely fat.

>>10507405
Damn skippy. Yolks are all about the aminos, but I'd eat them in nearly any preparation with or without salt or butter just for flavor.

>>10507231
Well, I smoke so.

>>10502786
salt free ms. dash while u scramble them.

or, wasabi and mustard (not yellow) for boiled eggs.

OR cottage cheese in the scramb.

>>10505301
What the fuck Cyprus

>>10502807
>GMO
You mean giant poultry farms. That has nothing to do with GMO.

>>10506409
Fatlard detected. Butter is not delicious, olive oil is.

>>10505283
That's a nice floor you got there.

>>10509336
nah, butter is pretty tasty
stupid brainlet

>>10502786
Good eggs taste good. Free range eggs from a producer I personally know always taste amazing.

>>10502835
Neighbors eggs are better because they are fresher. Egg grades are based almost entirely on freshness.

>>10502786
>you have to eat this though

>>10509732
All of them?

>>10502786
Use a tiny, tiny amount of canola oil in the frying pan and eat them before the yolk solidifies.

>>10502786
>Sorry, I'm not a fatass.
But you are a dumbass.

>>10502807
Everything is "GMO". Good luck knowing this knowledge.

>>10502786
Schmaltz is the key. Rendered chicken fat. That's the only way to fry eggs, is in their own mama's fat. Chicken flavorX2.

>>10502807
All eggs change color like that when overcooked.

>>10509336
Only retards fry eggs in olive oil

>>10502786
Butter has fewer calories than olive and vegetable oil.

>>10505283
nicee, pretty much what I make a regular basis
sometimes mix in some sweet potato homefries for variety

>>10502786
drop them in boiling water straight outta the fridge for exactly 7m20s

you're welcome wigger

>>10503257
You grossly overestimate the calories burned during a period of dick shaking. You would probably have to stand there for 10-15 minutes just shaking your dick and at that point, the actual subconscious effort it takes to live or, more so, the movements of your arm, than having your dick in hand.

>>10503380
>creamy eggs
You mean
>undercooked eggs

>>10512855
Looks like a pork trotter.

>>10504171
That is how I scramble mine as well

>>10505301
That’s because we were lied to by the government for the past 30 years and going.
>6-11 servings of grains and starches

>>10512915
>he thinks eggs are only cooked when they're hard as a rock

get off this board

>>10502786

>>10502807
>fell for the gmo meme
I actually feel sorry for you but then again you're probably too retarded to even be self aware or feel anything more than pure unfiltered bliss as you fumble your way through life happy as a clam because you're too stupid to know any different. So in that regard I don't really feel that bad, I wonder what it must be like though.

>>10502807
GMO get out of my food REEEEEEE

>>10502807
>posts picture of overcooked hardboiled egg
>calls it "GMO"
Motherfucking toppest of kekkerinoes.

>>10512932
The sugar lobby is still doing a damned impeccable job of keeping decent nutrition science out of American government policy.

>>10502807
This amount of replies.
Yeah /ck/ was a mistake.

>>10502786
Poach them, season with salt and pepper

>>10514910
hdhgowobate?

>>10502786
Butter, salt, and freshly ground pepper

Chives and dill