/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10525901
ew

>You drink alone? That's so weird

>>10525940
says those who can't drink without getting drunk

>>10525901
Day 15 sober feeling better finally.

Got sent to a rehab but was kicked out after 10 days so it was like a detox I guess.

Made it 1 year 3 months but had a beer at a work dinner and within a week I was drinking handles and my apartment and mixing road sodas.

As of now just drinking lots of water, hitting the gym, vaping like a fag and dipping, and hitting up AA every night.

Wish me luck brothers.

I went by the name big iron ryan

Better than shit stains you can't explain because of a constantly leaking asshole

I would give anything for a woman who isn't a whore and is loyal.


Sadly, That just does not exist in modern society.


I guess I'll just fuck a hooker and feel empty later on like usual.

I fucking hate everythign about my life, Not even fucking hookers and doing blow give it any substance.

Hopefully one day I find the balls to kill myself, Likely after I start experiencing health problems from alcohol.

>>10525940
Awful judgemental for a 40 something fresh off a divorce

>>10525947
why'd you get kicked out dumby

>>10525970
>wah wah i ahev no1 2 fug who wil only fug me :(

>>>/r9k/

>>10525970
Don't be a faggot, go to detox, lift, and go to church for a qt 18-20 y/o virgin

Unless you are like 40 then I'm sorry

>>10525981
I know plenty of women I can fuck for free, But they are all whores and only care about money.


I would rather give a whore money straight up and have her leave immediately then play the mind games with a disloyal, cheating, whore.

>>10525978
It was in San fagsisco and I "created an unhealthy emvironment"

Literally said I am a Christian and didn't join in on trumpbashing from rich commies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruxGZAgM0Rk

WELL I LOVE TO FIGHT

I LOVE TO SCREW

>>10525995
>wah wah womyn r all whores y cant i ahev a harem of loyal pussy :( :(

>>>/r9k/

>>10526002
>Literally said I am a Christian and didn't join in on trumpbashing from rich commies
>kicked out of a medical facility for it

the absolute STATE of america

>>10525947
Great job on day 15 sober. I'm day 4 here and still feel pretty shit. I'm over the worst of it though.
In my 20's I could go weeks or even months without drinking (sometimes) but during my 30's id say at best I went 6 months (ins parotid 2-3 day periods) without drinking, so I was drunk about 9 1/2 years/10. Almost died twice and now have cerrosis of the liver and kidney damage. I also got diabetes from alcohol.
And to think in my late 20's I hit the gym almost daily and was built like a 6ft7 machine.
Now I'm just a middle aged fattie who looks way older than the 40 years on my clock.
But 4 days sober and going well so far. If I can make 15 days I can make 30 and God I hope that turns into 3 decades, otherwise I won't make 45. I don't care to die, because being old is gonna suck but I wanna be here to support my wife and baby boy. And be there for him unlike my father. It's great motivation but I'm only on day 4 so far.
I managed 10 days earlier this year.
I also managed over ten days twice last year but both of those was only because I was in hospital from alcohol poisoning almost dead.
I'll never forget that moment when I had like three doctors around me and ten nurses as I was dying, but the intensive care unit pulled me back. I was ready to die there but if I can stay sober I think I can find myself again instead of just drinking to forget the past and avoid thinking about my responsibilities.
Anyway I want to wish every other alco all the best if you can find the willpower to get sober and stay sober.

>>10526056
Hell ya man

I went yellow 2 years ago at 23 and had fatty liver and a billiruben of 12. ICU pulled me back as well and I got neuropathy in my legs and some in my hands. Luckily no cirrhosis or diabetes here but you can do it brother. Don't throw away the gift of life

>>10526085
>Don't throw away the gift of life
it's not like im doing anything else with it, isn't it the right thing to do to throw away clutter you're not using?

>>10526051
the absolute state of California

>>10526105
People always say get sober for yourself but do it for your wife and kid

I get it the whole rat race sucks and I want off the ride as well lots of the time.

https://twitter.com/firefox/status/990599421791539200

Firefox is trying to make an open source beer. Help them out, /ck/.

>>10526128

>>10526134
>open source beer
what the fuck does that even mean? That's called a recipe.

>>10526118
Its fucking hell man central California is the last bastion of hope and it's going quick.

>>10526151
Its a recipe anyone can use for free. Just like open source cola

>>10526134
>59kb
>trying desperately
really nigger? is that necessary?

>>10526164
Yes, and you also realize I don't have to "support a company," for lasagna either, right?

>>10525970
>sadly that doesn't exist in modern society
Don't get me wrong I hate whores but do yourself a favor and don't out yourself like that.

>>10526002
willing to bet that wasn't it and you were just a piece of shit

>>10526226
Anywhere else, I'd be hedging my bets with you, but California liberals have come of the rails these days.

I"m having meth psychosis with shadow people and strange creatures forming out of leather.

Should I just go to bed at this point? I've only even been awake one night.

>>10526235
Yes, what are you retarded?

>>10526226
Yea stood up for myself but I'm not a fucking sperg irl especially when I am trying to survive detox, you ever been in the bay area?

Feeling pretty proud of myself lads. 14 days without getting drunk, longest streak in a while. It's not really "sober", cause my roommate gave me four beers the other day. He was sick and moving out so he figured he couldn't drink them. Had just them and that was that. Nursed them so by the time I was done most of the bars were closed, went right to bed. I know that doesn't sound like much but it's better than usual.
On the other hand, my anxiety's back in a big way. Remembering why I got like this.

>90% sure I have GAD
>drink
>feel vaguely happy for the first time in several months

I think I see the appeal now

*sips a nice cool can of Pabst Blue Ribbon™*
God is real and he loves us, he did give us PBR after all!

>>10526235
yes, drink till youre dizzy, rub one out and pass out

Day 5, been eating super clean and exercising. Still a fat piece of shit but hey who am I trying to impress? It's between me and God right now, and making peace with my 8 yr old self who just wanted to have fun and be happy and didn't give a shit about getting laid or using substances. Maybe I won't die as young as I thought I was going to. Or maybe I will from damage already done, but at least I won't die with as much regret and self hatred in my heart and it will be with a clear mind.

My record is 6 days so far and to the anon who told me to make it a full week - it's happening bro. I'm gonna make it.

>>10526085
Yeah, thanks man. Sounds like you are in a good spot now. Good on ya!
>>10526247
Detox sux. Four days here and feeling better and better.
>>10526317
Great stuff! Good on you for making it that far. Sounds like you are on the right track. What was the super low that made you want to make the change??

>>10526325
fuck you pabstposter

>>10526325
I have to stick to only light beer now because I have to watch my weight.

>>10526335
Awesome shit man. That sounds incredible. How old are you if I may ask?

>>10526352
I'm about as old as moot. Old enough to get memed on for still using 4chan but I just can't hang around normies this is muh safe space. Thanks for support.

>>10526325
BASED PABST POSTER KEEP POSTING MY DUDE YESSSSSSS

>>10526056
>>10526325
>>10526335
I'm liking this God talk we church now
This is how it should be, bros who drink and are happy, bros who stopped drinking and are happy, no judging
We Christ-like now

i drink because it alleviates boredom but it's finally stopped working. I'm out of hobbies and out of work and I can only sleep so much in a day when I don't have some other duty

what do

>>10526449
ive honestly found that as many hypocritical religious people there are, when you meet someone who seems genuinely religious and has studied the bible/torah/quaran/whatever, they tend to be very good people. I think it takes a very good person to dedicate their lives to what is essentially a manual on how to be good, but then to not need to quote it as they go about daily life. even under the old testament and torah/quran, it's not actual hate, it's more like a strict parent overseeing children. if the child is good, there's no need to yell or cry

>>10526335
Dying with a satisfied mind is literally the best thing you can hope or strive for.
For me, it sounds incredibly selfish and shallow, but honestly, I just wouldn't like to die a virgin. Of course I would like to actually experience love, but I've had great lifelong friends and have been to amazing places that I cared about in my life, countries in Europe. Japan is a place too, but not everyone gets to go everywhere. I've travelled enough for myself if it ends tomorrow. But the one thing I've never done is have a real relationship with a woman. I don't think I would fear death at all if I could accomplish that once before it's over.

>>10526462
>I just wouldn't like to die a virgin.
>>>/r9k/

>>10526462
A bit close to home, truly feel you.

>>10526462
Yep its all about being thankful for the good things you've had in life. We didn't have to experience the sweet morning air in spring time, the laughs and fun of our childhood, the feeling of excitement about our favorite things in life, food, music, tv shows, games. But we have, we are blessed. As for true love, you can have it and lose it, many die without it, but you will never lose the love given to you from life itself. Like the love of a mother, even crackbabies given away for adoption will always have that moment where their mom held them and loved them, think of how much more we have all had from our own mothers. Life is beautiful like that.

>>10526471
Fuck off Satan we don't judge here

>>10526459
>what do
You might benefit from getting involved in a charity of some sort. Or just serving others in whatever way, even if its just sharing a kind word to strangers or listening to younger people with problems.
There is a dead end to serving ourself, the spirit ultimately yearns to give and share. That's why the internet exists, that's why most things exist.

>>10526514
>You might benefit from getting involved in a charity of some sort. Or just serving others in whatever way,
I joined the reserve navy in 2014 does that count

it's been good in some ways, and I like it when I'm on ship or on assignment on the coasts, but there hasn't been a lot of work for me this year. I honestly blame my new boss for that, but still.

>think of how much more we have all had from our own mothers. Life is beautiful like that.
My mother was and probably still is a terrible psycho, and I slept in alcoves and fire escapes and bogarted my school's animu club space to sleep in just to avoid being at home because of her. Family ties are not so consistent as "MOTHER = GUD4U"

>>10526556
You seem helpless and unable to grasp abstract concepts. Good luck with your struggles.

>>10526582
heh, yeah fuck that guy. The dumb jabroni.

>>10526585
Some people are just small of mind and spirit, only able to feel sorry for themself. Maybe in the next life.

>>10526591
Oh I wholeheartedly agree, except for the next life thing. I always firmly believe in treating every single individual right and giving them the chance, but holy shit there are so many goddamn stupid people in the world. Like my retarded drunk ass, but it's like, at least have some self awareness, goddanmn.

>>10526582
>You seem helpless
nah that's pretty on the ball, i feel better about you and anything you might say than I do about >>10526585 since at least you're honest

>and unable to grasp abstract concepts.
I was never really bad with programming and only don't do it because I hate the community, and am not adverse to math or engineering and can get it relatively easily.
I just give up very easily and am very easily shaken by negative performance reviews; I don't like to invest time into things that I'm told are bad. I'll indulge whatever shitty fetishes because they're good to me, but why continue doing level design if I get made fun of for how corners meet, or why sew if machine-perfection is expected and I'm not a machine.

like, shit, I even skip work at my navy unit because I know it's not like anything will be missed; when I washed dishes at some breakfast place, if I took a day off, it was a problem, but if I just don't go to the unit, who **really** notices? no-one, so why go at all, even if I don't get paid, the more important thing is that I don't go sit around for 3 hours doing literally nothing

>>10526609
Dude, you seriously have the 'tism and need to self actualize. Like, not full spectrum warrior tier, but you had no idea what the fuck he implied by saying abstract concepts. Either way, good luck chuck.

>>10526621
>you had no idea what the fuck he implied by saying abstract concepts
I'm only as good as my training; can you explain it for me then

>>10526609
You talk an awful lot about yourself. Like a lot. I think you're harmless but it's amusing. Focus again on what i suggested about serving others, but I sense it's pointless, you might be destined to always be self centered, or not. Who knows.
We all talk about ourselves here and complain so don't think I'm singling you out. I just sense you are suffering from small consciousness. Maybe the navy did it to you.

>>10526629
Honestly, I know you're just using learned nomenclature, but I guess I'll latch onto it and try to break it down. Only as good as your training means that you don't even have the ability to be on the level of designing the training program, determining what's good or bad, or what specific aspect would be good or bad, or most importantly why. You have to be able to think for yourself, reason for yourself, and be able to know the arguments for and against your position.
>and also not be a furfaggot, you dumb sanic retard

Nah, I don't mean to be such a prick in these comfy al/ck/ threads, but I am drunk and a little protruded by the self-defeatism.

>>10526633
>You talk an awful lot about yourself.
>don't think I'm singling you out.
Okay, but really, it is an internet BBS with direct linking, what do you expect?

>Focus again on what i suggested about serving others,
I don't know how, or what you mean. My happiest job was washing dishes, just to know that I've helped the good cook/chef, the clients have clean ceramic dinnerware instead of plastic, etc. I'll admit that I'm self-absorbed beyond that desire to please and belong within a machine, but no one is truly completely selfless, you work for others because it feels good to work for others

>I just sense you are suffering from small consciousness. Maybe the navy did it to you.
I think the navy made me more open-minded. but performance matters in weird ways, and being already antsy about keeping my performance up hasn't been a good trait, people aren't observed very closely so very little actually matters

>>10526475
>>10526492
Thanks for listening guys, I think it's possible that we can get beyond things that hold us down. And don't get me wrong, it may never happen, but I do believe it's possible. Straight up nihilism, I just don't feel it's the right way. Maybe not a lot matters but there are certain things that can, and do.

>>10526650
>Only as good as your training means that you don't even have the ability to be on the level of designing the training program, determining what's good or bad, or what specific aspect would be good or bad, or most importantly why.
It's an entirely different conversation to get into to start prattling on about our codebooks and network engineering and shit, but I know what's at my level well enough to train new guys. But whenever I have any materials to put forward for that, or even just getting handed someone out of sheer chance, it's all ignored

in terms of bridge stuff, I think I'm above my pay grade. My IT knowledge isn't great, but I was an EE dropout, not a CS dropout. I need a few manuals to figure out how Windows boxes talk to eachother. I could read and understand, but it's a wide field; I can't know where to start training on that at home without a least a little guidance.

>>10526650
>>and also not be a furfaggot,
no

I keep drinking, I'm drunk as fuck right now.

The thing is I have no disastrous stories to tell, my drinking doesn't seem to have effected anyone.

and I think that's the problem really, I'm lured into some sort of security because I keep thinking "well I haven't done anything stupid or crazy or harmful so who gives a fuck?"

But the fact is I'm just getting shitfaced by myself every god damn night.

This probably didn't make any sense sorry

>>10526703
no, I get it -- there's been no disaster, but you still feel bad about spending time alone drinking, which is an intrinsically shameful activity. it's a victimless crime, but you still feel bad about it.

I have no advice for you; my own life is as bad; but I can understand you

>>10526706
Thank you for your empathy.

I'm about to start a new job where I have to wake up early 5 days a weeks like a normal scrub. I keep telling myself that my life will open up and I will have a "normal" schedule.

In reality I'm not so sure. I have to buckle down. fuck it's so easy to make commitments when you're hammered but I know I might not keep them.

>>10526689
>furfaggotry
I'm not any of the guys you were talking to at all, but even being exposed to furry shit on the internet like say, what, fuckin 15-17 years ago it never ever has ceased to boggle my mind. How did it start for you, did you see two dogs fucking when you were in the single digits or something and it turned you on somehow, or do you legitimately like bestiality? Seriously not insulting you at all, just drunk and typing questions.

>>10526713
>id you see two dogs fucking when you were in the single digits
for me, it was a dog and a chick

>or do you legitimately like bestiality?
i plead the fif

>>10526711
if it's a job worth doing, you'll like it. even if you enable shitheads to be shitheads, their resultant happiness should make you happy too

>>10526703
It makes complete sense dude, don't be apologetic about yourself. You need to let go of that baseline insecurity as impossible as it may seem, but just don't say you're sorry for talking to people.
I myself have lost one friend even though I kept all my best ones, through my drinking. I've done seriously bad shit to people that was completely wrong and have got in as much personal social trouble as a guy like me could. Never got in trouble with the law ever though because I was careful enough and didn't do anything egregious and stayed inside a lot of the time.
But dude, I get where you are coming from because it's one of the biggest things about getting drunk every night when nothing bad is happening and you keep to yourself, the safety of it seems like a double edged sword.
I mean I don't have much of a point but I definitely want to say to you don't say stuff like you are sorry when you want to talk to people, you don't need to apologize for that, and stopping doing that is a small step in gaining confidence in yourself.

>>10526689
>and also not be a furfaggot,
>no
kil youself then

>>10526722
I hope that dog and a chick thing wasn't in person for you

>>10525940
drinking alone is the best. no putting up with shitty convos or making an ass of yourself, just you the creature and whatever you want to entertain yourself with.

>>10526730
This is a nice post and is very assuring.

I'm going to go to bed, I get to see my mother tomorrow so hopefully I can be nice and sober for her. I feel like the last few family affairs I have shown up drunk or hungover.

Then again my "hangovers" are just me still drunk from the night before and I feel fine.

>>10526761
nah, I just seen footage

it is disturbing that the things I'm objectively fucked up for don't really play any part in my normal irl life, but things you'd think have been long since solved trouble me a lot. I can fap all I please to whatever degenerate shit I want, but it's pulling teeth to get someone to tune some cars in Forza with me, and outright destructive when I try to do level design shit with all the indie dev nerds around.

>>10526774
don't you ever run out of play-things?

>>10525940
How is Peep Show so accurate goddamn.

Not him but video games and cooking are two things I feel like I could just do forever when getting plastered.

fuck these receding gums. they get so dry and itchy towards the end of the day and only alcohol can numb the sensation. been like this for a couple years now.

>>10526801
fuck mean to reply to>>10526778

I'm drunk.

>>10526778
I like movies so worst comes to worst I just put on some stream and chat with people if I feel social. I like old games and have a ton of ps3 games and emulators I can pop in when the moods right. and if that dont work I just make random play lists and jam to music I haven't heard in years. Rarely do I get that angry I hate the world or sad please kill me drunk tho it has occurred. the thing about this thou is that I know im fucking every one of those hobbies up because when I'm sobre I barely do any of them I just go on here and fuck around until i get more booze or pot and repeat the cycle.

>>10526801
>>10526806
idk, video games are fun but I lose interest quickly unless I have some benchmark to improve against, or someone to play with in co-op

even playing DiRT it's not as fun at home as it is when I have someone else who will play with the tuning settings too, and we can passively see what's best or at least most appropriate to your play style

cooking is fun too but you can only eat so much

>>10526811
I find that I have kinda given up on hobbies that I can't do while drunk. It's a sad feel.

I'm doing al/ck/ life part time now while I find work and slowly pull myself out of the hole. that said today is my day off and I've got myself cataclysmically drunk and it's breakfast time so how are you guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRhEurx9N3Y

>>10526815
Fighting game are kinda cool, there is enough chaos that even if you're playing like shit while drunk some exciting stuff can happen.

>>10526825
>fighting game
I used to go to a scene in montreal, it was bittersweet. most fighting games themselves are trash, but the communities are full of sweethearts. just stay away from SF and SF people and you'll be fine.

what is it like to have an alcohol withdrawal seizure?

A couple of months ago I had gone only 8 hours or so without alcohol before out of nowhere I became completely paralyzed for ~10 seconds before blacking out. I couldn't even yell for help when I was paralyzed, I was just sitting there frozen with only feelings of immense anxiety. I woke up about 30 minutes later not realizing / remembering what had happened until my head and right shoulder became increasingly more painful which is when I remembered being paralyzed. Must have fallen onto my right hand and then landed on my head after blacking out. Was it an alcohol seizure?

>>10526834
Haa that's funny because SF was my main game. Kinda gave up on it recently. I understand what you're saying though, most other games are more fun/interactive. as long as you're not a smash babby.

>>10526835
I had something kinda similar recently when I hadn't drank for a few days. I'm hesitant to say it was a seizure though. I feel like that would have been much worse.

>>10526846
>most other games are more fun/interactive.
well, I was thinking more that most other games don't have to deal with SRK cancer

>as long as you're not a smash babby.
i dont even like smash but ive been considering getting into it just because it's popular, to try to make some friends and have somehting better to do in the evenings than "literally nothing"

>get wasted at a party or some other social thing
>go home to bed
>have crappy sleep with a bunch of weird dreams about the event
>wake up next day
>spend half an hour lying in bed determining which memories actually happened and which ones are dreams
so confusing

>>10526835
>what is it like to have an alcohol withdrawal seizure?
Drank heavily for a long time, and stopped for a day or so. Heavy sweats and the usual shit, then suddenly flashing lights in my eyes as I tried to sleep. It felt horrible. Like I was some deaf cunt and was witnessing a mass shooting in my room.

>>10526882
Wait until you have no short term memory, that's where the

>>10526895
>When you actually turn your musci down and hear all types of shit wrong with your car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw0WFgPvmKQ

is this not the best villain song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRhEurx9N3Y

>>10526901
that was comfy. I can't drive so I'm gong to look for F1 dashcams now

7 days I made it. Can no longer go into detail because certain people know that I post here after unlocking my phone.
Litteraly picked my phone up and put my passed out thumb to the sensor to unlock it. That was a week ago.
Got an itch and rented a hotel at 2pm yesterday just to drink and be alone.
Nothing but me and a liter of Burnetts and TV. Actually felt comfy.
Time to go back, act like nothing happened and to the daily grind in ~11 hrs.

>>10526915
>Litteraly picked my phone up and put my passed out thumb to the sensor to unlock it.
why do you care what someone who would do that thinks and why would you even associate with them?

>>10526915
>Litteraly picked my phone up and put my passed out thumb to the sensor to unlock it.
america.EXE

>>10526954
Because unfortunately I live with them.
I'm constantly looking for alternatives though. Pretty rural area desu

>>10526915
sounds like you need to man up and tell people to stay out of your business tbqh. concern is one thing but going through your shit is horribly invasive, and you should put your foot down

>>10526965
I already got physical a week ago. Hence why I can't drink at the house.
They thought something on my phone set me off so they got curious. I'm lucky they filed a report but didn't press charges. This is my last chance and I am already fucking it up.
Alcohol+xanax+coke+tid bit of heroin= a bad time.

I've been doing alright lately, working a lot and going to AA and the whole thing. I live in fear that people will find out I'm a drunken fraud. My boss called me while I was drunk the other day and I thought I'd fucked it but she was quite understanding. I just don't want to throw these opportunities away lads

>>10526889
That's kinda like what happened to me after ~36 hours into my detox. Just last Friday in the early morning. Hadn't slept a wink for about 30 hours, sick as a dog.
I was in bed trying to sleep and suddenly a massive snap sound and a blinding light. I woke up immediately, but actually I wasn't awake, ang it kept happening over and over again.
My wife finally woke me up.
Happened a good 20 times in very quick succession with my wife hearing me try to yell out but just a low agonised mumble is all I could muster.
Then it got worse, and I kept going into this confused state where I was thrashing and confused if I was on the bed or which way I was facing or on the floor, thinking I was violently hitting my wife with my uncontrolled thrashing. Again I knew I was having a seizure and only with my wife shaking me to gain consciousness could I get out of it. I'd fall unconscious immediately after she'd shake me awake and go back into my unconscious confused state where I was thrashing around thinking I was hitting my wife. (I wasn't thrashing or screaming, just a low agonising mumble for help)
That happened maybe 20-30 times.
Then I was dreaming of fucking up everything in front of very important people to myself. By this stage I finally worked up the mental strength to control my confused state because I knew it wasn't real having gone through this cycle of terror, my wife shaking me awake, immediately falling unconscious, I managed to control it and actually got to control it better. It all lasted about 2-3 hours.
Fuck that was scary.
I've been through horrible withdrawals many times before but that was by far the scariest. Even worse when I was in the ICU with alcohol poisoning.

Bought a ryzen 1700x, 32gb of ram and a 1060 two months ago. Just woke to this, a leak in my roof immediately above it. £1,500 well spent. Guess I’ll phonepost from now on, or maybe just kill myself.

>>10526997
M8 might wanna try to taper instead of not having anything. One night you actually might hit her in your sleep. You don't need that. Glad you didn't though.

How was alcohol poisoning? My dui was a point 27(0.27) and I had automatic jail time. Woke up getting surgery. No recollection of the accident.

>>10527007
That's obviously been there long before tonight.
Just admit you neglected to move your rig, or fix it. Also
>not getting the warranty

>>10527007
>that damage all over
Please tell me you're renting. That place looks like a slum. I'd be looking up how to fix shit or how to sue for damages.

>>10527013
>a little bit of mold
>sue! s-s-SUE!!!
are americans really so brittle
are american landlords really so scummy

>>10527019
I'm American and I personally wouldn't sue. I think what's more telling from your post is that you think it's OK to live amongst mold, which makes me shudder to think what kind of commie block you're in

baka

>>10527011
It only began leaking tonight

I spent so much time hating you. I'd forgotten what I loved about you. Just like a puppy. You may shit on the carpet, and chew my books, but at the end of the day you bring me shots, and give me a look like you understand, like you're sorry.
I don't mind you around, but it may not be good for me.

>>10527008
Yeah I had to go cold turkey bc I cant taper if you know what I mean and doctor refused to give me any vallium when I went to ask for it to endure withdrawals about a week before when I wanted to try and quit. His refusal made me so annoyed I went on a huge week bender until my body just shut down.
As for the alcohol poisoning I had the worst pain in my life in emergency before they got the opioids pumped into me. It turned out to be chronic pancreatitis and I had a morphine button I could press every 5 minutes which was nice but didn't help enough desu. I got water in my lungs so was on a ventilator, swelled up like a balloon, and one night the nurse was talking to a guy across from me and in a confused state I pulled out all my drips (3), and walked over to chat. The horror field look on her face from all the blood made me wake up.
Also apparently on deaths door one day after trying to poop for about 30 mins and couldn't, came out covered in sweat and suddenly I was surrounded with nurses and doctors all looking at my readings, worried as hell I was going to die. The nurse who was looking after me stayed like two hours after her shift ended the sweetie. I was just going to have a shower with all the sweat, but apparently I was really sick.

>>10526801
I literally can't play video games at all anymore except when drunk and only old ones. Like 20+ years ago old. Cooking is such a great thing though, I love to do that any time and it's one of my only purely organic joys these days. That aside from playing guitar and occasionally recording some ideas and putting some rhythm behind them with the computer. My place right now is too small for my old drum set I used to play all the time. Cooking though, so much better for a person than going out to eat shit in every way.
>>10526803
See a dentist, I really encourage you to do so.
>>10526811
I feel you in every way dude. But I'm going to go ahead and say it, I don't care, I encourage you to drop the pot because I really believe modern grass rapes the mind.
>>10526818
Same sentiment from me here, but I really think you should do them every day and try to preserve what brings you enjoyment, booze or not. I've been enjoying and old game Xenogears every night so far, but I've really been making myself play it just a little bit every night because I know I could easily not and just shitpost every night instead. I really like the game, and it's a small step to give it some time every night instead of just doing nothing but channing and drinking.

Do you guys drink at certain times or just whenever? I like to talk to my friends while drinking, but if they're asleep I lose motivation to start.
t. not an alcoholic

>>10526325
This is a man who understands some of the richer pleasures in life.

I am going over to the old man's tonight for some cold ones, and I'm making sure to get PBR now. Cheers, PBRo.

>>10526689
>thin mint
My favorite xcummies meme, aside from aerotica being in the /vg/xcg OP post for months without anyone noticing.

>>10527331
>Both came at the same time, the pilot grunting and holding the A-10 close. The A-10 tilted its head back, gasped, and said "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT," filling the air with around three hundred depeleted uranium shells in the space of four seconds, punching a new skylight into the hangar.

jesus christ

>>10527347

>>10525970
Depends, if you settle in certain departments you can find someone wonderful that's a 6/10. Certainly no worries ever compared to an 8+ with a bonus of more sex and actual appreciation given back.

But don't mind me, I'm just reading through here to convince myself to avoid buying a handle of Vodka to enjoy after cooking steaks, scalloped potatoes, and asparagus tonight.

>>10527007
you keep your computer in your shower?

>>10527388
may as well at this point. the whole thing was drenched. all i've got to post with until i fix the cunt, is some crapple ifaggot and a pc too slow for gaming. gonna get drunk, sulk and curse the universe.

>>10526002
lol. the tolerant, inclusive left.

>>10527523
Damn, sorry to hear anon. Hope you can get compensated.
>>10527048
Damn that trip to the hospital sounds kind of expensive. How long did you have to stay and how much did it cost also which country??

>>10526235
this is an alcohol thread. junkies not wanted.

>>10527578
Hey fuck you, nazi. I'm going to find out everything about you and ruin you, you cis misogynist pig. (Jk, but I think that's a pretty standard response lol.)
Also onto day #5 sober and other than the liver and kidney still healing (long way for them to go.) I'm feeling pretty good.

I stole a lot of stuff from my grandpa last night. When I woke up I put everything back. What is wrong with me? It was like a pocket video poker game and some shirts.

>>10527582
same shit

>>10527634
agreed. shitloads of alchies end up using. not like these are gonna turn into people enthusiastically discussing drugs though like a stoner/junkie thread, i use other drugs to escape booze.

>hole in ceiling
>bucket
>move desk
fuck it, that'll do.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-africa-43944309/nigeria-s-deadly-codeine-cough-syrup-epidemic
how the hell do people feel high on codeine? i took the damn stuff for years due to a rekt back and never felt a thing no matter how much i dosed.

>>10527885

You don't get high on codeine. The liver metabolizes codeine into a morphine slowly. But it does kill pain. I have a fucked hip and codeine numbs it.

>eat
>food just sits in stomach
>for like 6 hours straight
>hungry but bloated as hell
>throw up
>undigested food and specs of blood
Oh well, eating is overrated anyway

>>10527885
>>10527897
Agreed it doesn't make you high by any stretch of the imagination, but it does help with my back. I can sleep with it for starters.

>>10525970
*tips fedora*

Almost 48 hours, urge to have a drink is getting worse. Why did I fucking start drinking?

>>10528091
48 hours is through the worst of it anon. I could have had a great life but I'm a 37 year old broke dumbass who has killed more brain cells than I care to count.
Also, almost lost all friends, have kidney disease, cerrosis of the liver and diabetes all from alcohol.
You can make it anon!

>"Anon, do you just have us over for an excuse to drink?"
My friends have discovered my plan

>>10526915
>using the thumb print lock

Even if you don't have anything to hide, cops can still press your phone up to your thumb while you're handcuffed and go through your shit. Pattern FTW, you'll never access my furry porn collection copper.

>>10528142
I looked up that shit after quitting for nearly 3 days after new years and wondering when the fuck the shaking, sweating and lack of sleep would stop and a lot of articles suggested that (usually) 48-72 hours is just the beginning depending on most individuals. After that the fun really starts with the hallucinations, potential seizures and psychosis for the next few days. Fuck that.

>>10526774
This desu.

I like drinking alone because I get to do what I want.

>>10528406
I heard a news story last week about the police somewhere in Canada using a dead man's thumb to unlock his phone for evidence related to a crime and the man's wife raised shit about it. According to lawyers it's 'in poor taste but completely legal'.

Hey guys, in a little bit of a pickle here and need some advice. I am literally broke aside from whatever change I can scrounge up in my house and my next paycheck doesn't come in until Friday. Rent is due Tuesday.

So I can either pay rent on tine, which means I will have no money for booze or even food or amokes, until Friday, or I can be late on my rent until Friday so I will have money for the necessities.

Unfortunately, I really don't have anything of value I could see for alcohol money. What would you do in this situation?

>>10526803
put hemmeroid cream on them

>>10526822
switched to 5% beer months ago and its been bettter

>>10528406
I've quit numerous times and except the times I had chronic pancreatitis in hospital, the first 3 days is always the worst and the first day being the worst.
I doubt I'm that big of an exception to the rule because I've quit that many times and gone through the same shit pretty much the same that many times.
>>10528743
Pay the rent on time and quit smoking and drinking for a few days or better yet, permanently, then thank me in 40 years.

>>10528743
Call your landlord. Ask if it's okay to pay rent later this week. I've been late with rent 2-3 times myself and it all got sorted out by just a phone call. Being late now and then happens, but if you are late for several months, then you got problems.

>>10526811
I miss justin.tv before twitch took over it used to be a bunch of tv shows streaming on loop 24/7 and it was mostly drunk people shooting the shit and sharing stories and music like the drunk threads that used to pop up here on various boards.

>>10528743
i'd start saving money as soon as i'd sorted it. buy a cryptocurrency paper wallet and bury it so it's a pain in the ass to claim.

>mfw I woke up to find I'd been mending friendships and politely engaging with people all night

wtf do I do with this? I was waiting for the shame but there is none. maybe I should nip out and embarass myself on purpose just to square things up

>>10528888
sure it wasn't clumsy and drunken? even the most putrid drunken clown with his dick hanging out can feel proud of himself until he realises how he actually looked

>>10528893
well of course it was clumsy and drunken, I just mean it was a mostly positive night compared to the usual nightmare trainwreck

>>10525901

So I have been reading these generals/threads a lot since I knew I was at the cusp of alcoholism but never hurt my job and relationship until lately - now I am missing days at work (solving it by taking vacation days - have thirty guaranteed since I live in Europe) but now I am even getting drunk while taking care of my wife's Bronchitis and I can slowly see that I am getting close to the edge - also because I am mixing it with going skiing - I dont know I just feel like a moron and felt like posting here for the first time

>>10528976
you already know this, but now's the time to stop. get out while you still can and look after your wife, it sounds like you have a life so don't throw it away

>>10528990
pretty much this. but lets be clear about what he's saying. he's saying, enjoy life less. be less happy. choose tedium. it's a horrible choice, but it's better than delirium tremens and a slow, torturous death.

>>10528990
>>10528998

Pretty much on point - I don't do this because my life is bad (yet) but because of the fucking tedium now that I am settled and in my mid-thirties. I had drinking/drugs problems when I was younger but it was easy to quit because that feeling of tedium wasnt there - I know I am just whining at this point but good to let it out. I only have a quart of Grasovka and a couple of beers left so my plan is to just finish that off and stop bringing alcohol home.

>>10529039
have a good drunk and take care of yourself, just don't resign yourself to this shitty life. it's not fun

>>10529076

Since nobody else is posting I am just gonna use this like a personal blog and say that the problem of tedium that people talk about here is my main issue - what I am about to say sounds really shitty to people that drink because their lives really suck but I started drinking too much because my european standard upper-middle-class life is boring the hell out of me and I can really only make it through the day (especially going to sleep) with alcohol and other substitutes - and this is at the root of what

>>10528998

said. Then again you could just call it petty bourgeois whining (in a way it is) but I wouldnt be posting if I didnt see myself at an edge at the moment and wouldn't be questioning myself.

>>10529129
I get you. I'm a yuropoor too and it's a safe life but very, very unfulfilling. Such a stifling overly nice environment. The way out isn't booze though. You should focus on getting outdoors and working hard instead of just numbing yourself to shitty everyday life

>>10529129

Yeah - you are right - the problem is how to successfully implement what you are suggesting...

My plan after tonight is to stop bringing alcohol home - and instead of going drinking with my friends on the weekend to just go to the park and stuff like the Museum/Opera with my wife.

All my close friends also drink a lot (more than me) and I can't lose them since it would only make things worse (having no friends...) so my plan is to meet them during the week at a restaurant and eat together there instead of meeting in our local bar where drinking would be automatic.

I think taking small steps like that will be better to really drink less instead of going full no alcohol which I would not be able to manage either way.

having a life outside of boozing makes such a difference. I'm pretty trashed tonight but I know I have enough time to sleep it off and go out to work in the morning. weird how drinking is more fun when you have hard limits set like that

bang on the floor all you want upstairs faggots, if yiou don't have the stones to come and complain to my face I'm going to keep cranking it up

>>10529266
i've literally plotted murders due to noise pollution.

>>10529278
I'm quite happy to be neighbourly and turn it down, I just don't like cowardly lads who won't ask me directly

although on reflection they probably haven't spoken to me because they think I'm a frightening hostile drunk who lives in the basement listening to awful music, which I am. I'll turn it down

>>10529289
what if it's a bed ridden little old lady?

Realise I've spent about $60 on beer last week, spent about $45 on food. God dammit, how do I quit drinking when I hate life so much?

>>10529343
it's a bunch of annoying students

>>10529289
banging on the floor is asking you directly. buy some headphones you fuck

Soy and beer is a terrible combination.

>>10529349
Drink yourself to death

>>10529367
try replacing beer with semen

>>10529364
yeah. starting to feel like the dickhead in this equation. I just don't know why they can't swing by and say hello and be good neighbours

>>10527885
>how the hell do people feel high on codeine?

The key is an empty stomach

Take 120-180mg when you wake up, before you eat ANYTHING, wait ~30 mins before eating - you'll feel it

>>10529378
Because they probably already know you're a drunk asshole.

Why doesn't every alchie own this album?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft4PP7Ogyyg&list=PLFB3561E1A099D1A0&index=2

>>10529392
too obvious

ahh I just found two beers under my chair so good

>>10529397
for the newfags.

drunk. feel like i'm rambling but not sure how to better phrase this. is it a bad idea to take mdma when near-suicidal? i mean i've got a gram arranged for tomorrow, plus a hooker and some weed lined up for the comedown. feels like it should be a good day tomorrow, but in fact it feels precarious because i'm so fucking deliriously unhappy and the mdma is such a hardcore stimulant. i feel so fragile. that serotonin depletion might just fucking end me.
she's 22, size 6 and blonde though. i mean, if i could be certain i'd have a fatal attack while cumming inside her, i'd probably be all for it. but assuming i don't instantly die on a cloud of orgasms, will the comedown be so bad that i'll literally kill myself? i've only taken mdma like 10 times and i never felt this dire.

>>10529424
mdma does brutal shit to your brain. you're going to do it either way but try and keep a handle on it, that stuff is dangerous

>>10529424
here's her ass by the way, before you decide. i mean i really feel like i'm so weak right now that taking fucking mdma while drunk then fucking a lively, annoying young girl might just be too much for my heart.
>>10529435
yeah it's suicide fuel. but sex on mdma is other-dimension stuff. i'm so fucking miserable that i'm hoping it'll cheer me up, but feel so toxic that i fear the serotonin depletion might be too much. plus my weed tolerance now is mental, so i don't know how much that'll help.
feel like i'm rambling again. i'll update if i do decide to kill myself.

>>10529424
mdma will kill your sex drive for a couple days. save it for after. and yes, the comedown while suicidal might push you over the edge

>>10529446
you need to clean up your life man. get it together and go to church or something

>>10529446
>here's her ass
What ass?

>family member gets cancer at 75
>you drink half a fifth a day for 3 years
>fuck i have cancer in my liver
>bladder
>throat
>tongue
>brain
>I know I do I'm fucked and I'm only 27

The paranoia lads, I dont even get withdrawals from skipping days lol and Im scared of cancer

>>10529471
Srs?

>>10529371
I've considered switching to liquor because that'd be $30 plus mixers per week for a handle.

>when you’re half asleep, reach over- and there’s no water

>>10529471
I know this feel. You probably don't have cancer yet. Get as healthy as you can.

>>10529492
>or the piss pot is full

>>10529503
>>10529492
>or you mistake the two and down a pint of piss

ADAPT TO POTENCY

DEATH MACHINE INFEST MY CORPSE TO BE

A fellow al/ck/ at my work died this weekend.
Made it to his 50s and fucking cancer got him.
Fuck life.

>>10529542
grim. RIP your friend.

>>10529481
srs as in srsly scared of having cancer yea bruh half a fifth a day bro thats heavy duty

>>10529266
I live under 2 20-somethings who are always doing one of 3 things.
1.Fucking and screaming like dying cats and shaking the whole damn roof
2.Screaming at each other for hours
3.blasting rap music
After a few months of this, I got wasted one night and shit in a water bottle and mixed that with piss. Cut a hole in the cap and sprayed their door/under the door/above the door/everywhere around with my shit and piss. The noise slowed down a lot. Now if they make a lot of noise I put on a mask and tape their door's eye hole and leave a not asking if they want what happened last time to happen again.

>>10529542
F, his fight is over

>>10529542
at least he didnt die a homeless loser like the rest of you /alc/oholics probobaly will

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB6qjYvlcnY

FINAL MEANS OF GRACE

TIME HAS TAKEN YOUR LIFE AWAY

Can I get /fit/ and still stay al/ck/?

>>10529671
You can. I did. It's just not pleasant. I was only eating around 500 calories a day with the rest being alcohol. Alcohol also really inhibits muscle growth. You can lose weight while being an alcky, but don't expect to look like Arny.

>>10529671
you can get thin but you won't be getting muscley living the al/ck/ life.

>>10529682
>>10529671
Yeah I can confirm. I was obese from all the beer I drank and I managed to drop 50 pounds while constantly drinking. I did cut down a bit and switched to only straight liquor though, and I forced myself to go the gym constantly.

>tfw only normal when I drink.
>tfw making life wrecking decisions while drunk.

It never ends, does it?

>>10529710
No, it doesnt. And there's no way out. Join the club.

>>10529710
it can end if you want it to...

>>10529710
You may think you're only normal when drunk, but that's one of the biggest lies alckies tell themselves. Drinking makes you feel good. It gives you confidence to do the things you are afraid to do sober. That's where the "life wrecking decisions" comes in. I'm a depressed mess whether I drink or not, but I realize that's who I am. Drinking makes me feel better for a while, but then I'm back to feeling like shit soon after.

I BELIEVE THAT PITY AND RESENTMENT ARE THE THINGS TO BE AVOIDED

As of tomorrow minimum alcohol pricing comes into effect. The £16 litre bottles of Grouse and such now need to be at least £20 by law. It mainly raises the prices on those cheap and nasty 9% ciders but promotions on spirits and multipacks of beer will also go up in price to a lesser effect.

I hate my country so much.

>>10526056
I'm on month 9. Never thought I'd make our past a week. 6months sober wife filed for divorce, dad got cancer, and life has generally sucked. That being said, getting sober was the best thing I've done for me in 20 years. Keep coming back, it works if you work it.

>>10526317
The anxiety comes back bad and then slowly gets better.

>>10526703
You haven't hurt anyone or yourself yet. Yet is the key word.

>>10528888
>drunkenly remember girl I liked from school and add her on normiebook
>she ends up dumping her boyfriend of almost 5 years and jumps on my dick
>don't want to enter into a formal relationship with her because she gained weight and I feel like people would judge me for dating a fatty
>we drift apart
>messages me out of the blue asking how I am
>tell her my aunt just died and I feel awful
>"Oh damn anon that's a shame. Oh by the way I have a boyfriend now."

What a great moment to decide to try and make me jealous, about as tactful as a fucking air horn.

>>10526703
it will affect your family eventually

>>10529730
>Panickedly google 'minimum alcohol price'
>Realise it's Scotland

Scared me there for a second, come home honorary Englishman

>>10529764
Obviously I don't know her but she might just be actually trying to catch up.

>>10529613
based fed up with normies shit poster

>>10529774
Shops can't sell alcohol after 10pm, there's a sense of panic when you realise there isn't enough drink at home but you won't make it to a shop.

>>10525901
Get yourself an elderly male rescue cat.
Tell everyone you just couldn't bear to see him put down.
Piss stains and smells everywhere and you're still the good guy.

>Now if they make a lot of noise I put on a mask and

lol

>>10529789
I had that panic yesterday
>alcohol can't be sold after midnight
>show up at 11:50 to the store
>old guy in front of line buying a shitload of lottery tickets
>each one of them needs to be scanned before purchase
>guy took until 11:58 to fuck off
>get up and she scans my beer literally 20 seconds before midnight and says if it was 20 seconds later she wouldn't be able to sell me the alcohol
I swear. People addicted to the lottery/gambling are worse than alcoholics

>>10529817
no they're not, we're definitely worse

fuck I'm at the end of a bender and I have to get up in like 4 hours for a job I really like and don't want to lose. wish me luck boys

>>10529508
Happened to me twice. My piss was so clear I could've bottled it and sold it as water.

>>10529902
>>10529508

I recall a friend of mine used to drunk 2l bottles of strongbow and at one point pissed in one. He forgot and took a sip. Yuck.

Ssup boys. drunk as fuck reporting in. It's been 2 minutes since my last drink.
Keri Russell is the hottest woman alive today. If u haven't seen her, she's the wife in "The Americans".

>>10529930

>$269 msrp
>$2999 mp
What drink is it?

>>10529970
HP Printer ink that's for a printer 8 years old

>>10529953
I really find it distasteful to pick on a woman's features but truth be told I probably wouldn't find her to be the prettiest thing in a bar.

Maybe there's something about her demeanor you like. I know I'm a sucker for voice and personality more than body. That face doesn't do it for me.

>>10530007
>yfw Linda Fiorentino's voice

>>10530007
dude she has good strong genes. look at her. she slav. looks like a fox. her eyes say they mean business. great hair. strong features, high cheekbones. i wanna drop my seed into her and watch it grow

goddamn being alive is some good shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ

>>10530007
>I know I'm a sucker for voice and personality more than body

youre deluded
yes i know more about what your boner responds to than you

>>10529794
thats just crazy enough to work
>>10529764
thats poor timing and all but she is still interested in you as a plan B or C man for when she gets bored of her current bf, given that shes talking to you at all

SCATTERED

ON FOREIGN FIELDS

LIE THE BURNED-OUT HULLS

OF OUR DEAD ARMOUR

>>10529735
Oh I'm sorry to hear anon. I would have likely hit the bottle hard again after that but great for you to keep smart and stay sober!
I wish all the best for you.

Guys, I'm really curious what malt liquor tastes like, but I'm too embarrassed to buy it because I don't want to be judged. I've had a bunch of types of beer and liquor, but I don't know what to expect from it at all. What does it taste like? Is Olde English any good? It's the only kind I can find. Do the different types taste notably different? Is it worth taking the risk of anxiety?

>>10529764
You should have replied 'oh, have you lost weight?!.'

>>10530204
get out of our thread

>>10527040
love that movie. richard burton would fit right in with al/ck/

day 8 dry and spry

why am I eating so much now

>>10530204
Then go out for sushi with your girlfriend and buy Asahi retard. It tastes exactly like Mickeys.

>>10530226
I eat like a monster whenever I'm sober for a while, it's like my body just takes over

>>10530204
it takes like shit man are you serious? Nobody drinks malt liquor because they want to, they drink it because they have to.

>>10530204
please be joking

I was sober over 200 days. Had a bad tooth this last weekend and turned to a pint of vodka out of desperation. It helped, though I drank it all in around 6 hours and did get buzzed. I am back to sober now and intend to maintain. I'd like to pick up some weed though. My thoughts still slide into bad places.

>>10530255
one drink in all that time is much better than you were doing before (I guess). keep it up, don't get back into drinking

Downed half a bottle of scotch last night, threw up the apple i ate then passed out this morning on the toilet. now my left side hurts.

>>10530271
I was at a handle of bottom shelf every 24 hours. I'd shake and be sick if I did not drink for 4 hours... it would wake me up. Lost everything and did a dui before I "stopped". I am doing ok now except for the tooth. Thanks.

I'm trying to quit for the first time in years literally have been drinking a fifth of whiskey every night. Fiance left me Friday and I try to drink myself to death over the weekend and obviously failed. Should I go to the hospital someone please help me.

>>10530340
yeah probably

>>10530340
What do you need to know? Take all of the supplements that booze takes away from you, and start drinking light beer to get a baseline and reduce from there without being an idiot. You are supposed to be uncomfortable the entire time, so don't do some dumb shit like getting drunk or you'll just have to start over.

Benzos are another option, but you've got to be real careful. A drink has the half life of half an hour, whereas a quarter of a benzo you could still be feeling the after effects of 8 hours later.

>Fiance left me Friday

dodged a bullet 2bh
a beer taper or any taper would be easier and cheaper than a hospital visit
as for fixing the hole in your heart, only you can really do that over time

>haven't been drunk in 12 days
>haven't touched alcohol at all in 7 days
>get a good night's sleep for the first time in a long time last night

I'm gonna make it lads

>>10525995
I really wish hookers were legal.

>>10525995
"I am a shit person who seeks/attracts shit people boo hoo I deserve good things for nothing"

>>10530415
they apparently are in Nevada outside of Vegas, and Australia

>>10530455
>i dont want to get involved in drama therefore im a shit person

>>10530204
american "malt liquor" is basically just extra strong beer. it's going to taste like a macrobrew lager but a bit more bitter and "dirty" tasting

>>10530415
move to quebec

Basically drunk for two weeks straight except when I'm at work. I'm always surprised when that shift from "want alcohol to feel good" becomes "want alcohol to not feel bad" and it's not even pleasant it's just the only thing you can even half-care about doing.

>>10530464
You are the common denominator in your life's events.

>>10530464
the other posters point was that you are going after the wrong people. you probably arent a shit person, but your post makes it sound like you hate whores/only hook up with whores/all women must be whores/therefore fuck it.

its easy to be spiteful in life, i know. good people, both men and women, exist. you can find them. embrace positivity.

>>10530496
plot twist: the vast majority of women have had multiple partners by now, whether or not you consider that "whorish" is up to you and it doesnt really matter
the point being, "good" men and "bad" men and everything in between are all fucking all of the whores and the non-whores. So when anon complains about getting a bad apple, well it might not be 100% his fault since we're all getting the scraps of the dating market. Bad things happen to good people and vice versa

How bad is a 6 pack of 7ish% beer 3 times a week? How much damage am I doing ya think?

>>10530529
i get what you are saying. i disagree with it, but i cant put into words the things i would try and tell you, this is the thread for alcoholics after all.

truly though, i hope you can find happiness. and im not saying your ideas need to be changed or anything. i dont have anything to dispute you, except personal anecdotes. just strive to confirm the positive, not the negative. after all, bitches and shit but hoes and tricks.

>>10530550
>approximately 23 standard drinks a week

Eh, it's pretty unlikely that you'll have to worry about any major health problems caused by alcohol until your at least your 40's

Swamp living is the lowest form of living swamp living is killing me

>>10530663
It's okay, Shrek

>that feeling when you wake and realise it happened again

>>10530492
so if your neighbor cooks badly and burns the apartment building down, is it all your fault?

i feel like a retard having to quit drinking and smoking weed at only 19 but god this shit makes me depressed and paranoid and i cant take it any more

Drinking some PBR lads

>>10526984
If you're off hours drunk it's not a big deal. If you're drunk at work it's a VERY big deal

>>10526997
my withdrawals are typically feels insects on my legs and cold sweats with a horrible need for salty soup and to be in 50 degree weather

>>10529524
EPIDEMIC
PERMANENT DISEASE

>>10530737
it's ok to be drunk at work sometimes. like in a kitchen (hence these threads being on /ck, incidentally) a mate of mine employs (and gives a ride daily) to some tree surgeon dude who literally drinks a bottle of vodka on the way to work, another throughout the day and more when he gets home.

>>10530403
Proud of you

>>10527007
Welp, apparently I blasted the bucket catching the leak with piss last night, then it rained more and overflowed. I bet the smell in here is that of rotting organ meat in a jungle. on the upside i left a fan heater on my pc all night and it's now working.

>>10530750
chefs are notoriously addicted to cocaine as well
co/ck/aine general when hehe

>>10530761
can't really eat with your nose though. pushing it a bit there i think. i do agree that it's very common though, i've used it too, so think it does have a valid place in these threads to some extent.
over-rated trash btw. home-made crack gave me the best high i've ever had, but it lasted minutes, felt very unhealthy and i'd much rather spend the money on weed.

>>10530704
what happened, anon?

>>10530750
i was more thinking of like an office job situation. working in a kitchen is an entirely different environment. When I worked in kitchens, pretty much everyone was high as fuck

>>10530731
quit now man. Find hobbies, make up for the time you've lost.

>>10530778
I-i... emailed... her. just fucking end me instantly. she's married now ffs. plus her husband is no joke about 6ft8, violent and sees me as a threat. awesome. time to go worry. then drink more and make it even worse.

>>10530788
I know that feel, except she isn't married. I think she eventually blocked my email address or something. Whatever, fuck that whore.

I can't imagine your pain anon. I will pray for you. Know that Jesus Christ loves you and through him, you can too find a happy marriage. God bless

>>10530788
>>10530800
>I-i... emailed... her.
how good is your life that the only bad shit in it is some chick troubles

how spoiled are you that some minor chick trouble has driven you to """(((alcoholism)))"""

i fucking hate americans so much

>>10525901
Stomach hurts, in pain, why beer why.
But I wake up and keep drinking.
Just drinking to maintain, is this what normies do.

I'm getting better but I need a fucking hobby.

>>10530814
Do something about it other than bitching,

>>10530826
Why would ever think normal people do that? This site has melted your brain

>>10529730
Come home pasty white man.

>>10530814
tf are you going on about weirdo

>>10530830
are you recommending I engage in culturally motivated terrorism

5.48am. feel fucking awful. should i start drinking? fuck's sake this bender is gonna suck

>>10530226
>>10530236

Thousands of missing calories and your body is noticing that they are missing. I eat two dinners every day

>>10530236
I do this for like a week. It feels like my body is replenishing shitloads of nutrients which i've been missing for months/years.

>>10530814
I'm not really an alcoholic, maybe by the medical definition, but I am actually pretty successful and more or less happy

>>10530311
don't know why but this made me laugh. iktfb.

>>10530844
>bender is gonna suck

currently watching Futurama and you are incorrect

>>10530814
>i fucking hate americans so much
oh plz people in other countries turn to drinking due to woman too

>>10530403
Have a drink to celebrate. You've proven to yourself that you can stop.

>>10529671
My dad drinks a shit ton of rum every night but uses his home gym frequently and he’s easily in the top 95 percentile in terms of old man aesthetics. It’s definitely possible.

Anyone else here get shit faced, sit down when peeing, don't properly adjust self, end up pissing on pants/shorts, say fuck it and sit in your piss stained pants?

>>10530457
And the UK. I'm seeing one for 3 hours tonight, young gril with long blonde hair, qtpa2t face and a 10/10 bod. So excite.

>>10530842
I am calling you a pussy for not doing so. Pussy.

>>10530868
>Actually uses a toilet instead of empty cans
Well lah dee fucking dah, God dropped by to boast.

>>10530870
I have some questions.

How do you go from "nice to meet you stranger" mode to "lets fuck" mode? Do you just sit her down and start touching her?

What are you going to do for 3 hours surely you can't last that long?

Can you kiss/cuddle?

>>10530884
>Do you just sit her down and start touching her?
i mean she knows why she's there, so yeah.
>What are you going to do for 3 hours surely you can't last that long?
i'm gonna dose some mdma (makes sex absolutely incredible), sit down on the sofa and watch a movie with her while drinking a glass of wine, talk to her a bit, have a laugh, get to know her basically.
>Can you kiss/cuddle?
You can spit in her mouth while fisting her, so i imagine so.

>>10530884
You give them half the money and tell them to suck your dick.

How's the liver going lads

>>10530870
Are you gonna use a rubber? I don’t see the point of sex with a condom. I’d rather jack it any day.

>>10530895
What movie are you going to watch? American psycho?

>>10530864
>people
we dont call them people

>>10530871
looks like it's time to GAS and BOMB

>>10530906
unfortunately yeah. i'll probably have her sucking my dick raw for like an hour though, and foreplay is fun if the girl is sincerely out-of-your-league hot. plus she's literally half my age. really can't wait. just gotta try not to pass out drunk before she arrives. maybe i'll livestream us drinking in my lounge.
>>10530910
dunno, not like i'll be paying any attention to it anyway.

>>10530928

They have good bootlegs of the Avengers Infinity War if you want to impress her

>>10530895
>You can spit in her mouth while fisting her, so i imagine so.
>tfw no bf to spit in my mouth while fisting me
probably for the best, i got some bad 'rhoids

actually, making this post has Really Made Me Think; do girls get hemmrhoids?

>>10530952
I got the ‘rhoids too lad. Eat fiber supplements daily, it gets a lot better.
And women get them too, especially during pregnancy.

>>10530928
Could you post a pic of her? I want to feel proud of you.

>>10530833
Well I used to drink t get that heavenly experience I called getting numb.
I can't do that with beer, also bad things happen when I drink vodka.
Do regular ppl drink to maintain a buzz, I just slam it until I become the liquor.

>>10530992
Ill post her profile when she’s gone, if I do it now some anon asshole will call her and cancel, or rearrange with a tranny or something. She looks kinda like pic, but blonde and younger. Hurry up 9pm.

>>10530868
Yep you want to do that first thing in the morning, you balance is no good and you can make an assessment of what you are capable of.
Can you make a coffee, or just chug water and pass out and get the spins.

>all of these pee problems in al/ck/
Why not just wear diapers?

>>10530928
>out-of-your-league hot

no such thing, especially considering some of the hottest women in the world get paid to be shat and pissed on and have fish shoved up their holes, by Saudi princes

>>10531019
that money could be spent on alcohol

>>10530750
Tree surgeon dude ? Haha yeah working at height with chainsaws...

>>10531038
you can just use a cloth diaper like it's hte 80s all over again

>>10531039
i know a guy who works for the city dealing with tree surgery, he doesnt do much of it himself and even when he does it's with pruning saws and bailing wire, not power tools
it seems like the kind of job you could definitely do drunk, but shouldn't, because there's a SHOCKING amount of public interaction involved

>>10530895
Physically hurts reading this. You could easily have way more fun doing something else for the remainder 2 hours you cuckold. Believe me hookers treat everyone the same. Fake drug. Fake woman. 2/10 wouldnt recommend

>>10531122
actually it's not uncommon for people to hire hookers just to have company

in feudal japan they had whores but the higher class Geisha were literally that, chicks with some kind of training in something entertaining that you just hang out with. and they cost a lot more than conventional prostitots

>>10531122
wtf i hate doing drugs and banging hookers now

>>10531122
What are you even talking about? Too much faggotry to dissect

>>10531142
>not uncommon for people to hire hookers just to have company
Yeah totally. Having a drink with a hottie who’ll let you do anything to her is godly. Just immediately fucking her is less fun.

>>10531186
not that guy but whats a dealbreaker is that you can't really kiss them without fear of getting mouth AIDS

>>10531250
true of all grils.
callgirls are ok, they'll be checked up frequently, it's street hookers on smack you need to avoid.

>>10531264
but a hooker's mouth AIDS is going to be even more potent, resistant and hardened by life in the ghetto

>>10531314
Callgirls don’t live in the ghetto, they’re very middle class. I mean some are legally earning a grand per hour

>>10531122
I mean I can go and empty my ball sack multiple times maybe an hour total. So if I got a 3 hour whore like anon did I would spend 2 hours playing mario party with her and crying trying to recreate my childhood then fuck her the last hour.

>>10530730
How drunk are you? This analogy is straight fucking retarded. Go back to being bad at picking women and just pay the ones who will bother to spend time with you.

Even though I dislike you, I do relate to you in some ways. I hope you find something to like about yourself or your life or whatever.

smoking some amazing weed, not drinking much lads, just 10 or 15 PBRs

whats up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zAThXFOy2c

I ordered my home still. 93% ethanol for about $20 a gallon. This is either the smartest or dumbest thing I’ve ever done.

>>10530826
Try home brewing, dead serious. Make yourself a promise that youll only drink beer you brew yourself. You’ll get better quality beer, drink less, and still get to stay drunk.

is pappy a meme or is it the /greatest/ burbon in the world? Im looking to buy 15/20/23 senpai reserve

new thread retards >>10531552