[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 125 KB, 350x350, how_to_boil_lobsters.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10539578 No.10539578 [Reply] [Original]

Whenever I boil lobster I like to place my hand in the hot bubbling water for about 5 seconds in order to experience some of the pain that my dinner will be suffering. To know his pain makes every bite that much more satisfying. I don't even use butter anymore. Just the tingling of my hot red blistering hand is enough to enhance the flavor of its succulent lobster meat. Becoming one with your dinner is a singular experience.

>> No.10539589
File: 2.81 MB, 300x400, pepe snack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10539589

>>10539578
>To know his pain makes every bite that much more satisfying
This anon gets it. sadistic eating is the ultimate nutritional black pill

>> No.10539614

>>10539578
>5 seconds in boiling hot water

Terrible bait but that'd give you 4th degree burns, not just some blisters.

>> No.10539890

>>10539614
>4th degree burns from 212° water
Maybe 3rd but more likely very extensive 2nd. You will not char to the bone from 5 seconds in boiling water, or making soup would be much faster

>> No.10540196

>>10539614
You ever seen the bubble blisters that come with severe burns?

>> No.10540224

>>10539589
Jesus. Did he lose his arm in a frog related incident? That’s brutal :D

>> No.10540228

>>10540196
Oh I'm sure your hand will be covered in blisters, but you are going to see some nerve damage and fucked up skin issues for life.

>> No.10540304

>>10539578
No you don't fuck off.

>> No.10540320

>>10540304
Prove it

>> No.10540352

seems cartoonishly evil

i bet op is false flaggin

>> No.10540383

I wholeheartedly agree in fact I've graduated to dipping my whole face in the water like I'm bobbing for apples. It makes for a revolutionary flavor experience and I recommend it to everyone reading this.

I'm even working on a tandem stove setup so I can stretch out enough to dip my face and cock in boiling water at the same time.

>> No.10540774

>>10540383
Based

>> No.10541572

>>10539578
But I thought only asians do this? You're telling me the animal loving westerners would do such horrendous, sadistic thing to a such beautiful creature? Stop spreading lies.

>> No.10541590

>>10539578
Lobsters don't feel pain.

>> No.10541609

Next time you should put YOUR FACE in the boiling water.

>> No.10541612

>>10539614
Nigger what? Something my family had me do as a kid when I had a terrible infection swelling on my foot was to boil some water, let it sit for 15 seconds, and then put my foot in it.

It didn't sear my skin off, it just got super red and tingled a bit. Didn't even burn. It was like entering a super hot bath, but instead of waiting for it to cool down you just stubbornly sat in it anyways feeling kinda hurt but kinda "eh" at the same time.

>> No.10541628
File: 81 KB, 494x312, thats-why-i-don-teat-frigginlobster-or-anything-like-that-13669490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10541628

>>10541572
Proud wh*te here, I only eat food that isn't alive when you kill it. It's ok to be wh*te. If you disagree it must be because you are black.

>> No.10541661

>>10541628
>it isn't alive when you kill it
But animals die when you kill it
Also I disagree, meat is delicious and to give it up is a cuckery to human evolution.

>> No.10541663

>>10541590
>LoBsTeR dOn'T fEeL pAiN

>> No.10541669
File: 460 KB, 835x500, 04-walmart-2010-awards_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10541669

>>10541661
I eat humane meat from normal grocery stores though. Not torture meat from barbaric asians where you can see eyes and tentacles and bones and skin and stuff like that. Gross!

If you disagree with anything I have said, it must be because you are black.

>> No.10541675

>>10541669
>proud white boi
>never eat lobster
Well you're probably the nigger here my friend. But don't worry I know your favorite walmart probably don't have decent lobsters anyway

>> No.10541676

>>10541669
>you can see eyes and tentacles and bones and skin and stuff like that.
What the fuck are you talking about, that's just seafood in general. Are you the 'sea bugs' poster?

>> No.10541679

>>10540224
he lost it in the freat grig war of 02

>> No.10541718

>>10541676
If you like eating sea bugs, why do you hate when people call them sea bugs?

>> No.10541751

>>10541718
It's not bugs you mongoloid and it's delicious.
Perhaps not to subhuman squeamish hipster though.

>> No.10541795

Reminder that crabs are very cute and beautiful and you should be nice to them. Not at all like those gross underwater roaches.

>> No.10541883

>>10539578
>Lobters feel pain the exact way humans feel it
???