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I put it in the oven and it came out like this. I didn't even burn it, it's just as hard as rock. Any advice?

>> No.10561591

>>10561575
i think your flour was old

>> No.10561598

>>10561575
It came out as a vector-based, cel drawing?

>> No.10561600

>>10561575
HOPE YA LIKE CRUST

>> No.10561652

>>10561575

die you degenerate Barneyfag in 3... 2... 1...

>> No.10561658 [DELETED] 
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10561658

>>10561598
I sometimes have that problem too.

>> No.10561660

>>10561575
What kind of bread did you make exactly?
And why couldn't you take a pic of the actual bread?

>> No.10561672

>>10561660
It's an old family recipe, goes way back to the founding of our town. Apparently I either did it horribly wrong or bread used to taste like shit.

>> No.10561691

>>10561672
Take a pic of the actual bread and a cross section

>> No.10561712

Steam the oven before baking
Take a bowl of boiling water and put it in the oven during final proofing, then take it out when you start pre-heating.

>> No.10561759

>>10561691
I can't, I already tossed it before I thought to post. Maybe there was a reason everyone in the old family photos had no teeth.

>> No.10561825
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10561825

Whenever I bake this cake, it sort of like...implodes

>> No.10561931
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>>10561575
Die you fucking Barneyfag
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Loaf_of_heavy,_stale_bread_S8E8.png

>> No.10561938 [DELETED] 
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10561938

>>10561825
You deserve to fucking die
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Main_four_looking_at_giant_five-layer_cake_MLPTM.png

>> No.10561942 [DELETED] 
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10561942

>>10561658
Bleed to death faggot
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/0/0d/Lemony_Gem_takes_a_bite_out_of_a_cupcake_S1E12.png/revision/latest?cb=20130124045805

>> No.10561947
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10561947

Rate my steak.

>> No.10561972
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>>10561931
Not precisely.

>> No.10561995 [DELETED] 
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10561995

>>10561972
KILL YOURSELF YOU ARGENTINIAN WASTE

>> No.10562004

>>10561995
There's a three day post of mine that you haven't found yet. The thread is still active. Just wanted you to know that.

>> No.10562006 [DELETED] 
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10562006

>>10562004
I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU FUCKING DEAD AND WRITHING IN PAIN

>> No.10562026

>>10562006
>>10561995
>>10561942
>>10561931
>>10561938
Dog fucking pedo leaf.

>> No.10562029 [DELETED] 
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>>10562006
Calm down bruh
Have a doughnut or something and chill, it's just a cartoon horse

>> No.10562033

>>10562006
...I liked the first two seasons of mlp, the friendship was magic.
>also jacked off to some stuff, but I do that with everything

>> No.10562038 [DELETED] 
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10562038

>>10562029
I really want to see you die in fucking pain
https://derpibooru.org/1171571

>> No.10562064

>>10562038
Have you ever wondered how weird must your posts be for the guys that are probably monitoring you right now? Also, they might think you get off to these images too.

>> No.10562079 [DELETED] 
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10562079

>>10562064
LIKE YOU GET OFF TO LITTLE CHILDREN GETTING RAPED? GO FUCKING CUT YOUR WRISTS.

>> No.10562090

>>10562079
You know, you're probably so gung ho about cartoon horses being evil because you watch the show and don't want to admit it.

>> No.10562093

>>10562079
Case in point.

>> No.10562100

>>10562079
You've been doxed and proven to be a literal dog rapist. If I ever find you IRL because I know where you live I'm gonna kick your ass.

>> No.10562101 [DELETED] 
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>>10562093
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO QUESTION OTHER'S TASTES WHEN YOU'RE A FUCKING PEDO THAT JACKS OFF TO LITTLE CHILDREN HAVING THEIR INNOCENCE DESTROYED.

>> No.10562105 [DELETED] 
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10562105

>>10562100
>le brony legions will rise up and destroy you lol
This is what you sound like.

>> No.10562114 [DELETED] 
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10562114

>>10562105
You seem upset, friend. Why not have a warm glass of milk and some cookies to help you cheer up?

>> No.10562121

>>10562105
Well, it's true. You're a little geekazoid poseur metal fan with a retarded haircut like Pete Rose and a 70s porn mustache to try and make you look like a man even though you look like an anemic 12 year old. I'll kick your ass, and I'll wear my MLP t shirt and waifu dog tags while I do it.

>> No.10562131 [DELETED] 
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>>10562114
I'd really like to slice your fucking neck with a razor blade.
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Starlight_Glimmer_groaning_with_frustration_S8E8.png

>> No.10562135 [DELETED] 
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10562135

>>10562121
And this is exactly why no one likes you degenerates.

>> No.10562153

>>10562135
how many of these .txt files in blue 4chan format you got? I'm honestly intrigued why you've saved so many of these.

Were you the prototypical autist brony who was shamed so bad that you had to crusade against how pathetic you were? Or did a bit of infected ink in a tatoo parlor taint your brain when you got a facial cutie mark?

>> No.10562166

Anyways, remember to wake up early and have a good breakfast to start the day nicely. Some exercise might be good too.

>> No.10562179

>>10561575
Those types of results can be caused by radiation from stellar flares

>> No.10562183

>>10562135
I'm gonna kick your ass harder than Twilight kicked Tireks. When I stomp your shit in, it's gonna be more embarrassing for than when the Rainbooms beat the Dazzlings.

>> No.10562187 [DELETED] 
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>>10562166
I HOPE YOU DROWN IN A SEPTIC TANK YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SCUM

>> No.10562190

I wanna eat a horse. But not a rainbow colored one that can talk. That’s no good

>> No.10562199

>>10562190
I'd eat out a horse, especially a rainbow colored one that can talk. That's some good eatin

>> No.10562215

Hi I'm new here. Why is this guy so mad about bread?

>> No.10562219

>>10562215
Because he had to watch Barney in the special ed class he was placed into in grade school. It's complicated.

>> No.10562223

>>10562215
lurk moar

>> No.10562225

>>10562199
Yeah but like, what if it’s into vore. I don’t want to deal with that

>> No.10562229

>>10562223
no way
I already know how to try force
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see

>> No.10562233

>>10562225
>not wanting to be lovingly embraced by RD's marecock
What are you, gay?

>> No.10562663

>>10561825
Mouth watering

>> No.10562782 [DELETED] 
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10562782

>>10562663
kill yourself

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10562786

>>10561825
You deserve to fucking die
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Main_four_looking_at_giant_five-layer_cake_MLPTM.png

>> No.10562791 [DELETED] 
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10562791

>>10561972
KILL YOURSELF YOU ARGENTINIAN WASTE

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>>10562004
I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU FUCKING DEAD AND WRITHING IN PAIN

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>>10562064
LIKE YOU GET OFF TO LITTLE CHILDREN GETTING RAPED? GO FUCKING CUT YOUR WRISTS.

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>>10562782
>>10562786
>>10562791
>being literally retarded

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>>10562093
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO QUESTION OTHER'S TASTES WHEN YOU'RE A FUCKING PEDO THAT JACKS OFF TO LITTLE CHILDREN HAVING THEIR INNOCENCE DESTROYED.

>> No.10562818 [DELETED] 
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>>10562114
I'd really like to slice your fucking neck with a razor blade.
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Starlight_Glimmer_groaning_with_frustration_S8E8.png

>> No.10562824 [DELETED] 
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>>10562166
I HOPE YOU DROWN IN A SEPTIC TANK YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SCUM

>> No.10563895 [DELETED] 
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10563895

fucking die

>> No.10563898 [DELETED] 
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10563898

>>10561825
You deserve to fucking die
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Main_four_looking_at_giant_five-layer_cake_MLPTM.png

>> No.10563903 [DELETED] 
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10563903

>>10561972
KILL YOURSELF YOU ARGENTINIAN WASTE

>>10562004
I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU FUCKING DEAD AND WRITHING IN PAIN

>>10562064
LIKE YOU GET OFF TO LITTLE CHILDREN GETTING RAPED? GO FUCKING CUT YOUR WRISTS.

>>10562093
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO QUESTION OTHER'S TASTES WHEN YOU'RE A FUCKING PEDO THAT JACKS OFF TO LITTLE CHILDREN HAVING THEIR INNOCENCE DESTROYED.

>>10562166
I HOPE YOU DROWN IN A SEPTIC TANK YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SCUM

>> No.10563964 [DELETED] 
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10563964

>>10563903

>> No.10564442 [DELETED] 
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10564442

>>10563964
FUCKING BLEED OUT

>>10561972
KILL YOURSELF YOU ARGENTINIAN WASTE

>>10562004
I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU FUCKING DEAD AND WRITHING IN PAIN

>>10562064
LIKE YOU GET OFF TO LITTLE CHILDREN GETTING RAPED? GO FUCKING CUT YOUR WRISTS.

>>10562093
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO QUESTION OTHER'S TASTES WHEN YOU'RE A FUCKING PEDO THAT JACKS OFF TO LITTLE CHILDREN HAVING THEIR INNOCENCE DESTROYED.

>>10562166
I HOPE YOU DROWN IN A SEPTIC TANK YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SCUM

>> No.10564445 [DELETED] 
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>>10561825
You deserve to fucking die
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Main_four_looking_at_giant_five-layer_cake_MLPTM.png

>> No.10564653
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>>10561825
You deserve to fucking die
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Main_four_looking_at_giant_five-layer_cake_MLPTM.png

>> No.10564737

>>10561931
Phew, I was worried, he gets a little slower every time

>> No.10564785

>>10564737
Stress is killing him and it's hilarious. I bet if people bomb whole boards at once he'd neck himself if the mods don't get to him first.

>> No.10565074

>>10564653
It would make my life if you were buried in a MLP themed casket when you die.

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>>10564653
>>10565074
Don't worry, I've got his funeral refreshments covered

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10565847

>>10565589
Please die, you fucking waste

>> No.10566674
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>>10565074
It would make my life if you would just die, period.

>> No.10567512
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10567512

fucking die

>> No.10567815
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10567815

die

>> No.10568329

>>10561575
Dayum, that looks like some good bread.

>> No.10568462

based mods

>> No.10569395

I have no idea what happened in this thread, but any advice for making a good sourdough starter? I would imagine the culture varies greatly as per climate.

>> No.10569733

>>10564785
It's impressive how unprepared /ck/ janitors are for him, thought they'd be used to mass banning leafs

>> No.10570231
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10570231

fucking die

>> No.10570474

>>10570231
retard

>> No.10570591

>>10561575
Water is not organic.

>> No.10571413
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10571413

fucking die

>> No.10571607

>>10571413
retard

>> No.10571895

based mods

>> No.10572070
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10572070

fucking die

>> No.10572079

>>10562229
Hm, pathetic

∆∆

>> No.10572936
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10572936

fucking die

>> No.10572980

>>10569395
Don’t make my mistake and assume the glass jar you used is big enough. Make sure you get a nice big jar, otherwise you’ll be cleaning starter out of your oven and muffin pans

>> No.10573874
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10573874

fucking die

>> No.10574875
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10574875

fucking die

>> No.10575692
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10575692

fucking die

>> No.10575843

Quality thread, quality bread

>> No.10576547
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10576547

fucking die

>> No.10576602

Something happened when it was rising maybe? Try again. Less salt? Idk im talkin out muh ass.

>> No.10576631

>>10576547
Why are you repeating that over and over again? Get creative dude.