/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Get a job you filthy hippie

For me

>>10560479
>the absolute state of amerimutt man-children

>>10560479
He broke his own world record? How is that news? Every Big Mac he eats from the point he was given a world record is going to "break his world record."

>When I had a Big Mac that was the best food I ever had
Clearly has never tried a mcchicken

>>10560479
>30,000 McDonald's Big Mac's
That's a big record

>>10560500
yeah, worded really poorly, should say he hit a milestone

Local man eats 30,000 Big Mac
https://www facebook com/CBS58/videos/10157498926607907/

>>10560506
why would anyone ever order a fast food chicken sandwich?

>>10560516
With no survivors

>2 big macs every day
That's just the typical american diet, not news worthy

>>10560533
>not news worthy
in Wisconsin it is

>>10560536
>amerifattieclap reading comprehension

My hero.

>>10560536
Good point. Everyone in Wisconsin is confused about why he wasn't going to Culvers

>>10560569
I had culvers for lunch. i wished it was a big mac

>tfw your local mcdonalds is being remodeled for several weeks

>>10560479
How does he have a wife?

Yeah, I remember he was in SuperSize Me back when he had only eaten 15-20,000.
>obsessing this hard over McDonald's worst burger.

>>10560634
ur right it's pathetic
he should at least have the double quarter pounder with cheese

>>10560479

>>10560658
What shithole 3rd world country are you from?

>>10560629
You'll figure it out when you get older.

Double-quarter pounder is better

>>10560629
I'm Lovin' It

>>10560526
you've clearly never tried a mcchicken

>>10560488
He has a jod. He worked at the Chrysler plant.

>>10560691
Why would I ever order a McChicken when a McDouble is a thing?

how much money is that..

>>10560533
It's actually "at least 2". IIRC from SuperSize Me, he always ordered 2 Big Macs at once, and most days he'd do that for both lunch and dinner for 4 total. He would never get fries or soda with it.

>>10560701
>SuperSize Me
fuck off with this trash movie

>>10560696
Less than most people spend cooking for themselves probably

>>10560717
McDonald's marketing is still testy I see

>>10560722
checked. i don't fast food, but that movie is fucking trash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evcNPfZlrZs

>>10560696
A quick search says they started out at .45 cents and are now $3.99 on average. If he bought them all at today's price, it would be ~$119, 700.00, or ~$2,660.00 a year assuming he only ate 2 a day (he said he ate more.)

>that was the best food I ever had. I knew I was going to be eating them every day

>>10560696
It's pretty much the only thing he eats and he doesn't get the meal IIRC, so it's like $8 a day.

>>10560479

>guy eats McDonald's for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for 30 days
>almost dies
>guy eats 30,000 Big Macs
>looks like that

>>10560786
I'm guessing he doesn't drink their coke

>>10560786
supersize me was vegan agitprop

>>10560479
For real though, he's autistic right? How else could you eat the same meal several times a day for several decades?

He's literally /ourguy/

>>10560773
Well yes. He literally has OCD.

>>10560798
Some people just plain don't get tired of eating the same thing. I could eat a burger (maybe not a specific burger like a big mac, but A burger) every day for the rest of my life and not get sick of it.

>>10560687
Mirin her bicep

>>10560800
If he was truly /ourguy/ he'd be eating McChickens, the best fast food sandwich.

>>10560819
Maybe if he were a lady. Hard to imagine a dude buying a chicken sandwich

>man obliterates the "fast food makes you fat" meme

>>10560809
Most amerilols could eat pizza every single day

>>10560479
He doesn't have the fries, or coke, etc. to my knowledge.

>>10560862
Well it is a vegetable according to their government

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/45306416/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/t/pizza-vegetable-congress-says-yes/

>>10560995
>because it contains a serving of vegetables as an ingredient
>hurrr you consider pizza a vegetable
And foreigners consider Americans to have inflexible minds...

>>10560826
Get out

>>10560479
so his record of 29,999 wws beaten by himself eating number 30k.
wow.
such a task.

>>10560495
>not wishing that you had 1 food you loved so much that you could eat it twice a day for 40 years and never get sick of it
Eurofaggots have no soul.
No wonder you all kill yourselves, you certainly don't know how to live.

>>10560695
So that you can put the McChicken INSIDE the McDouble.

>>10560479
>some literal who shames hismelf
>euros still get mad
Loving Every Laugh.

>>10560516
If he stopped eating big macs, would he die?

>>10561207
I would be very painful.

>>10561215
for he

>>10561215
for you

>>10560687
flyover epitomized

>>10560479
if only mcdonalds starts selling the big mac sauce on stores i would be done with that place.

my favorite is the triple chesee burger

>>10560722
That movie was pretty horrible. I remember just looking up clips on YouTube to see what it was really about, and in the first scene I see, he overeats to the point of making himself vomit and was like "LOL SEE WHAT MCDONALD'S DOES TO YOU?" You can eat too much of the healthiest foods and still make yourself sick. He was a scam artist.

>>10561282
We going places.

>>10560701
>He would never get fries or soda with it.
That's funny, because burgers can be kind of healthy on their own, and it's the soda+fries that make the meals unhealthy. A Big Mac has a fair bit of sugar and salt, and you should probably still be eating more vegetables than what you get on one, but it's really not the worst thing you could be eating. So whenever someone makes fun of Americans for eating burgers, it just shows that they don't really know what they're talking about because they should be making fun of us for having the soda instead since we consume the most sugar per capita in the world.

>>10561411
They did

>>10560479
>not mchicken, the best of fast food sandwhich
DISHONOR

>>10561419
Is that a McDildo ©

>>10561479
McRibbed for your pleasure

>>10560786
McDonalds sells salads

>>10561215
>very

>>10560479
I see john lennon is back and eating hamburgers now

>>10560786
He doesn't get fries or a drink very often. Really makes you consider.

>>10560479
One day he's going to try a McChicken and realize he's wasted his life. I'd love to see it happen.

>>10561411
Fuck off ESL peasant

>>10563359
Check out the monoglot, everybody.

>>10563361
I speak 4 laguages actually ;^)

>>10563359
Why not cry about the apostrophe in the OP instead?

>>10563363
English, American, Canadian, and Australian?

>>10563363
Maybe you should pick one and focus on that instead. You managed two errors in that tiny sentence. Three if we count your crude use of "4" instead of "four".

>>10560500
Yeah, wouldn't he be breaking his own record and hitting milestones every fucking day?

>>10560629
Yes, She is a nurse practitioner.

>>10560479
THIS IS HOW YOU EAT A BIG MAC NIGGA

>>10560479
Is he dead ?

>>10560786
That guy from the documentary was purposely overeating and exaggerating how it was affecting him.

>>10561520
The salads are somehow more unhealthy. You'd be better off eating a burger.

he's looking good for 64
must be all those preservatives

quite pungent indeed

>>10560786
A Big Mac is not exactly healthy, but still probably one of the least harmful things on the menu.

>>10564308
it the french fries that will get ya

>>10560891
And he's right to do so desu

His brother looks like he is gay and has aids

>>10560479
/ourguy/

>>10560479
His wife is Japanese.

I can just imagine this guy being high as a fucking kite in 1972, and having his first Big Mac ever, and it just so completely blowing his mind that its like an orgasm everytime he has one.

>>10564140
>The salads are somehow more unhealthy. You'd be better off eating a burger.
The dressings alone are crazy dense in calories, same thing with burgers in most fast-food chains too, if you just take out the dressing/mayo it's suddenly hell of a lot healthier and less calorie dense.

Whenever i make burgers at home i just make simple dressing-sauce based on sour cream or yoghurt to make it not so calorie dense than mayo would be, i think it's even better tasting since mayo easily tastes just fatty while some good greek yoghurt tastes like fucking yoghurt and yoghurt is awesome and also compliments a beef-patty really fucking well!

> Big Mac guy eats 30,000 big macs and is skinny and relatively healthy and happy looking
> My vegan GF is pushing 248lbs, has a littany of health issues, and is just a miserable person to be around

fuck my life

>>10564803
I've noticed vegans are either obese or anorexic, with little variation in between.

>>10560479
This angers the obsessed bongs.

Moot used to post about cooking his own food out of his new copper pan on this board.

Fast food killed /ck/.

>>10560479
>Donald Gorske
>Donald
There's an interesting theory in psychology, which typically applies to last names, that people subconsciously gravitate to careers that their names relate to (like someone named Baker becoming a baker). It's thought this might be related to the name impacting image of oneself and one's purpose, or that the correspondance subtly changes one's beliefs in what will bring them self-fulfillment. It's been confirmed through basic imdustry surveys that people with names relating to some subject are disproportionately represented in relevant fields. I wonder if something in this guy's brain told him that the best way for him to actualize himself was to set a record relating to the restaraunt that shares his name.

>>10564803

lol. Your life was already fucked when you decided to marry a judgmental vegan cunt.

>>10560786
It might have some nutrient deficincies, but 4 big macs a day is only 2160 calories, it gives you protien, dairy, carbohydrates, and some vegitables, and is less than twice the recommended daily value of fat. If that's really all he's eating it's not that bad of a diet, and certainly better than what many people in this country eat.

>>10564803
Dump. The. Bitch

>>10561035
here in good ole wisconsin a chicken sandwich is exchanged for a blow-j, at the least, so I cannot see receiving one from an employee at Mc's to be worth it unless the guy truly enjoys giving blow-j's. Furthermore, I cannot see a man buying one to give away for said blow-j as each transaction would be worth exactly one blow-j ie. a man would not deliver a bj to the employee just to prank a friend into giving him one.

We get bitches to buy our chicken sandwiches in order to bargain for blow-j's. common sense dictates.

>>10564803
>>10564808
I'm a vegan but i'm a healthy weight
I'm 4'10 and 235lb

I mostly eat tofu and baby carrots

It should read: local man struggles with eating disorder after consuming 30,000th big mac.

>>10565245
>4'10"
>235lbs
5'11" 275lbs fatass here. Youre fucking fat you nigger

>>10565245
>I'm 4'10 and 235lb
>but i'm a healthy weight

lol 'Merican fattasses are so fucking in denial...

>>10564878
>marry
>vegan GF
>GF

American reading comprehension...

>>10565278
>American reading comprehension...

That's what happens when 'Merican schools tries to make everyone the same level as the dumbest, illiterate nigger.

> 12 yo Tyrone still can't read, so all you other smarter kids need to be held back, cuz equality.

>>10565291
So that's your excuse for why you flunked out of uni after the 1st semester and work alongside Tyrone and Shaneeka slinging burgers? Lol!

how did he not die already

>>10565556
Big macs are healthy

>>10565291
>> 12 yo Tyrone still can't read, so all you other smarter kids need to be held back, cuz equality.

Affirmative Action: Everyone be as dumb as the dumbest niggers in school.

lol @ retarded 'Merican logic

>>10565308

lol Yeah, If I had to attend school with your american niggers and were held back to their level, I'd be retarded too.

Get ready for the next century of Chinese dominance, illiterate 'mericans.

>>10565291
>so all you other smarter kids need to be held back
that's not what happens, you're just making shit up now

>>10564803

many vegans are obese cakeaterians

>>10565258
>>10565264
lurk more

>>10561484
my golden just passed away. this made me smile, thank you

>>10564792
Unless you're drinking every drop of salad dressing that comes with it, you're not getting all the calories though. But high in calories doesn't inherently mean it's bad, you just need to be able to balance your other meals around it.

I like having salad for dinner sometimes with a yogurt dressing, it helps make it pretty filling along with cheese/chopped hardboiled egg/walnuts. Most creamy storebought dressing are basically flavored mayo, so a real yogurt dressing has more protein and is more filling.

>>10565860

>>10565860

>>10560479
>It's been a neat journey to see him
>neat
>NEET

>>10565264
Can't tell if serious or ...? How do you miss a joke this badly?

>>10565556
It turns out you can eat fast food every day if you're willing to budget the rest of your daily nutrition around it. The problem is most people don't, so they end up still eating two other meals plus snacks and wonder why they gain weight.

>>10560479
These are the buns you eat at Mcdonalds.

>>10568914
No those are the buns he eats

>>10560479
>He saves the wrappers, receipts, and bags for proof.
eww where is he storing all that garbage

>>10560516
how much money is that?

>>10565556
The lack of soda. That's why spurlock got ill - liters of it every week.

>>10560646
Royale with cheese, amerinigger!

>>10563997
he's not even fat

my hero :)

>>10561180
mcdonalds is plastic

>>10569381
Fuck you I play life on hard difficulty. No easy increments of 10 for me!

>>10564147
>you have to be 18 to eat the Big Mac

>>10561536
kek

>>10565037
this

>>10560479
Is he not continually breaking his record with each new sandwich he consumes?

>>10565037
this

>>10563911
>not posting the link
n-nigga...

https://youtu.be/vkqiC4KPeDs

>>10564860
literally who

>>10564803
>and is just a miserable person to be around

Nigger you deserve better, if you're unhappy then it's time to break it off.

>>10564803
Run away.

>>10565828
>"did you know oreos are vegan?????"
>as she proceeds to turn the 3rd pack this week into something resembling the last gore thread on /b/

>>10564868
More like he became the president of the greatest burger in the world, inspiring another man to become president of the greatest country in the world.

Is that the dude who was featured in the documentary Super Size me? You know the one who eats a Big Mac every single day?

How is he not Donald Trump's size?

>>10571432
>greatest country in the world
Kek

>>10564803
Hon, you gotta ditch dat zero and find yo' self a HERO.

>>10564803
Why not dump your GF and date the Big Mac Guy instead?

To everyone wondering how he's not fat:

A big Mac only has around 500 calories. For a man with a tdee of around 2000, that's only a quarter of his total calories used throughout the day - he can eat breakfast and lunch and still maintain his weight.

>>10573264
weight is all about calories in vs calories out. i doubt they have many calories, he probably works out moderately and doesn't eat much else.

>>10573318
Still wouldn't his triglycerides be through the roof?

>>10560786
Bigmac confirmed to keep hair longer and Fuller in men

>>10560786
super size me was faked, and the fries + soda are the bad part of fast food, not the burgers

>>10560516
Tell me about Donald, why does he eat the bigmac.

>>10560786
guy orders like 1 or probably 2 big macs every day. you can easily work that off

>>10569810
/b/ still has gore threads? I though it was now just all porn

>>10573449
super size me wasn't faked, the rule was just he had to try everything on the menu at least once, always go for the "combo" if asked and always "super size it" when asked. he just ate 3 calorie dense things a day

Him and his wife are very nice people. They go to my church.

>>10574302
Does he have children?

>>10574680
I don't think so. Its a rare occasion I see them both at church. I mostly see his wife there. Shes one of the people that volunteers to distribute the bread and wine

>>10574697
He has no time for Christian God when he himself is the High Priest of McDonaldland

if mcdonalds brought back the grand mac i'd go out and get one

>>10560516
For you

How has he not died from clogged arteries? Mcdonalds is bad for you right?

>>10575248
>t. increasingly nervous michelle obama

>>10575248
It's been pointed out already but he only eats one or two, never gets fries or soda

>>10560479
>Wisconsin man
>thinks Big Macs are the best food ever

Ladies and gentleman, the flyover.

>>10565245
Nigga you are a bowling ball

>>10565258
>>10565264
>>10575496
People like you are why this site has become so cancerous. You unironically believe every single shitpost that gets squirted out and use it to fuel your crusade against "the SJW vegan menace". You faggots get baited easier than grandmas to phishing scams and then use it as an excuse to be obnoxious pieces of shit because you think you're making a difference by batting at ghosts.

>>10560479

Does this guy legitimately exist, or did McDonald's just make this up as a marketing gimmick?

I feel like there's no way this is real.

>>10575665
He's real. Brother used to work at the McDonalds he would go to every day

>>10560479
>When I had a Big Mac that was the best food I ever had.
This says all we need to know about the American diet.

>>10560479
He looks like he smells bad, people that eat mcdonalds everyday smell weird but they don't notice it.

>>10560544
The joke is that Wisconsin is boring so they'd usw anything for news.
Not sure how that says he has bad reading comprehension.

>>10575860
>wisconsin
>boring
mustve never been there

>>10575309
Not much different than New York pizza autists.

>>10560479
a true patriot

>>10575866
>greenest place i've ever seen
>drunkest place i've ever seen

>>10560786
>eating a couple or more Big Macs with no soda and fries, maintaining an active lifestyle

>vs eating ~5000 calorie Happy Meal and not exercising at all

Gee, what's the difference? And that's not even taking individual variances in metabolism into account, which is a whole other can of worms.

>>10564140
>>10560796
>>10573449

To be fair, Spurlock's one-month binge wasn't far removed from how a lot of Americans spend their entire lives. And you can't really exaggerate the disastrous effects of rapid weight gain, liver damage, circulatory problems and a litany of other disorders either.

>wonders why his stomach always hurts and cramps
>has constant diarrhea
I think the greatest accomplishment is that he isn't dead yet

>>10576431
source on this

>>10560479
God bless America

>>10576431

Why would he be dead he is clearly healthy look at the OP to confirm.

>>10575291
This doesn't make it any less incredible to me. I feel like I'm gonna die when I eat one big mac.

>>10560634
all i can taste in big macs are the soggy bread and tons of mayo

>>10560675
>w-whiter than you mohammed
Kek the mutthurt never disappoints.

>>10576713
>"Look, he's not fat! He'll be fine haha"

>>10561419
They expect one of us in the wreckage, Hamburglar!

>>10575629
Someone appears upset
Big Macs taste like shit anyway

>>10578004
That's because you're a pussy.

>>10576056
>To be fair, Spurlock's one-month binge wasn't far removed from how a lot of Americans spend their entire lives. And you can't really exaggerate the disastrous effects of rapid weight gain, liver damage, circulatory problems and a litany of other disorders either.
The guy claimed to be eating 5000 calories a day but never released his calorie journal, even when skeptics asked for it. He definitely was hamming it up with the 'booo hoooh I got bad health' garbage.

Watch "Fat Head", it's like Super Size Me except with more transparency and less blatant lying.

If I sound mad, it's because I'm upset that people can fall for such blatant misinformation. I used to like the Super Size meal. I work out a lot so I need to eat a lot of calories. Now, because this vegan dickhead wanted to make money from a dishonest documentary, I can't get supersize meals anymore.

>>10561185
Unironically this

>>10560479
How does he get out without breaking all the Big Macs?

>>10581674
He has to eat all of them before he can leave.

>>10560580
i know this feel, i dont want new chairs i want mcchickens

>>10560580
Mine stayed open but it was drive-through only. The renovations were really nice though.

>>10560786
As someone who makes documentaries, they seriously blow every attention grabbing thing out of proportion. That guy was probably fine with very minor health issues.