/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10594147
I recccomend u help u help ur mom first. I just face fucked her so hard she puked, of course i made her lick it up. Like a good little pig bitch. Faggot

>>10594147
Two big jugs of milk.

>>10594147
Not KFC

>>10594147
Whataburger
Or Raising Cane's

Why do girls do those horrible, drawn-on eyebrows?

>>10594147
Some humongous dobonkoheros

G I B

>>10594168
Because other girls scoff at them if they leave them natural.

>>10594147
That quasimoto face almost distracted me from the sagging atrocities hanging off her

>>10594147
kfc chicken titties

>>10594195
This made me chuckle.

the more you look at her, the more you realise she's really fucking ugly

>>10594147
Fast and coffee without sugar of course

A bra.

>>10594168
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>>10594305
stop acting like incels, it's pathetic

>>10594305
I'm actually a fan of the combo of that nose and chin shape. Tits are a nice bonus

>>10594168
Same reason they get horrible, enormous fake tits.

>>10594372
imagine being so pathetic that you defend literally nobodies on the internet

>>10594676
imagine being so sexually frustrated that you feel the need to insult a picture of a random girl online

>>10594676
who is he defending?

>>10594147
a handful of TITS

>>10594147
The face can be ignored, but for what reason do girls draw eyebrows on? Or at least; make it so noticeable?

>>10594372
You dont have to be an incel to find those eyebrows stupid looking

she pretty

>>10594147
Two large milkshakes, side of fries.

>>10594202
Honestly the face is fine, if she was flat as a board I'd consider her an 8.5/10

With those things though she's a 5 at best

>>10594168
If you saw her w/o makeup you'd think she was a 50 yo street bum, that's why. And it's precisely the same reason she sat under the air conditioning vent so her tiny nips would poke out and accentuate her plastic breasts. When you wake up next to one of these thots in the morning, you'll realize you intercoursed with a succubus.

>>10594785
>for what reason do girls draw eyebrows on?
Fuck if I know.
>make it so noticeable?
It's fashion (translation, it's fucking stupid senseless shit), they must make it so noticeable, because it is supposed to look like that. I'm not a fan, at some point she has to wipe them off, right?

You guys are dorks. Why is it cool now to say you don't like boobs? Is this Gentlemanry or 4chan contrarianism? If this was your girlfriend you'd love her and her boobies.

>>10594826
>thinks makeup just magically comes off when girls sleep
Know how I can tell you've never seen a vagina irl?

>>10594859
people hate what they cant have ;)

>>10594859
t.fatty fat who tells herself that she's attractive because of her sag bags

>>10594859
>t. fat girl
My first post on this thread, but I don't like big breasts, I find them ugly.

when you guys become men you will find her attractive

>>10594890
Homosexuality is a sin Anon.

>>10594147
https://www.instagram.com/anamaria.dodan/

>>10594372
stop using reddit terms, or better yet stay there

>>10594890
That's cool, but I said if she was your girlfriend you'd love her and her boobs. It's a hypothetical scenario. Maybe you'd never want her as a girlfriend. That's fine, too. Like whatever you want, but don't tell me in that hypothetical situation you'd be a complete psychopath and despise her. I've only run into a handful of legit psychopaths in life. They're pretty rare. People are going out of their way to act cool by shitting on a photo of a girl with big boobs at a fast food restaurant.
I'm not a girl and I'm not fat. >>10594875 is probably a girl though.

Why do 4chan contrarians hate big tits so much? Big tits are the best. Buncha faggots.

>>10594168
>>10594202
>>10594305
>>10594360
>>10594378
>>10594676
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>>10594943
holy shit, so many incels in this thread

>>10594960
>why do contrarians hate _______
You just answered your own question?

>>10594952
no I'm just trying to come across as one

>>10594963
Op confirmed for the girl in the picture

DESU I'd pay $150 or so for a half hour, don't take this so personally

>>10594952
Of course I would never have a girlfriend and not love her. Hell, I can't have sex with someone if I don't love her. But I still hate big boobs, so unless some other factors were incredible, I would never fall in love with a girl like OP's.

>>10594915
>>10594960
I literally love the whole female body, that's what being straight is. I just greatly prefer smaller breasts. Small =/= flat.

>>10594963
>IF YOU DON'T HAVE MY PERSONAL PREFERENCES YOU ARE A VIRGIN REEEEEEE
look at this absolute faggot

>>10594975
Flat is really the best though, if you ever experience it you'll understand. Imagine a female who looks good bouncing on your dick, instead of having to make her lie on her back or on her stomach otherwise you're immediately turned off by her saggy fat bags

>>10594976
>year of our lord
>still thinks acting like an incel is funny
pathetic

>>10594147
mcgangbang. u put a junior chicken in between the two patties of a mcdouble. it's called a mcgangbang cause of the brown beef (negros) surrounding the white chicken (aryan). enjoy

>>10594986
My ex had perfect petite breasts with tiny nipples that would never not stay completely firm but still had enough meat to put inside my mouth and be able to fondle. It was beyond perfection and it was what made me start actively disliking big breasts. Previously, I only cared about the shape, now I also care about size (ie if it's too big).

>>10595021
Yes. This man understands.

There was a time when this sort of thing was not an elite luxury for the most successful alpha males. Unfortunately now RBGH has ruined women's bodies so unless you get exceptionally lucky most of us have to make do with livestock bodies.

>>10594202
It's "Quasimodo", quasimoto is almost a car.

>>10595045
To be fair. He could be referring to quasimoto. A doubt he is though.

>>10595030
I live in Southern Europe, so it's more common to find ectomorphic/slender girls than in northernmost countries. Thank god for that. I lived in London for a time, and I completely get what you are saying, although I imagine Amerilards have it worse.

>>10594147
Just seeing this thumbnail in the catalog made my heart race. Hnnghhh.

>>10594378
I hope you're not implying those are fake.

>>10594826
See >>10595109

>>10594986
Gayest post I've seen in a while.

>>10595021
>my ex had a little boy body and here are more details about myself in this blog post
Holy shit, nobody cares faggot.

>>10595137
I wasn't talking to you, incel faggot. Don't read it, if you don't want to.
She had legs and butt like no boy I have ever seen, though, if you want more blogging. Also, her vag was beautiful.

>>10595109
>>10595121
I'd wager my net worth those are fake and you fags can't cover the bet. Go to tumblr or facebook to white knight attention whores.

>>10595129
The only thing worse than women's bodies being ruined by RBGH is the fact that everyone is in denial about it and/or considers it a good thing

Girls shouldn't be getting their periods at 9, and healthy adult women should not have breasts larger than a B cup

Instead of trying to "insult" people using homophobic slurs, maybe consider why your parents force fed you contaminated milk, and whether you should be doing the same to your kids

>>10594869
>every woman on earth removes their makeup with magical creams and other (((necessaries))) after they're hosed and before they sleep
>isn't aware of said fact and calls others virgins
Dude at least pay for an overnite escort once in your life so you can see womyn in her true form.

>>10594975
In my opinion, the only thing you could make fun of about that girl is the eyebrow makeup. That's pretty weird. She probably does it because someone at some point made fun of her eyebrows.

Some years ago I knew a pretty young woman who hung out with a lot of asian friends. She was cute, not fat, and had C cup sized breasts. She never really went into detail about what these people said to her, but one day she ended up getting breast reduction surgery. Fucked up, no? I have no idea if she ended up regretting it, but it upsets me thinking about it still. When there's nothing wrong with somebody and their body is well within the parameters of normal yet they go to great and medically risky lengths to alter them because of some shitty "friends" I think there's something very wrong with the world. I fucking hate the internet. Everybody pretends they're a dick or it's cool to be a dick. It's not. You look like an idiot to most people when you're not hurting young and naive people. Eh. Burn it all.

>>10595191
Americans can't do that anymore, formal prostitution (as opposed to sugardaddyism) has successfully been equated with child sex trafficking, in the minds of the general public. So unless you are quite wealthy and well connected, you have to play the usual games to get laid, like pretending to be a nice normal person, and so on.

>>10595164
>waaah big boobs scare me
Good thing they are rare then?
>waaaaah all girls have big boobs now because muh GMOs
Oh, you're insane.

>>10595229
>they are rare then
Finish grade school, then you'll see

>>10595237
>ad hom
Big tits are rare, you're acting hysterical. You probably think girls with B cups and pushup bras or just fat girls are stacked so you imagine they're everywhere. You're mental.

MOMMY MOMMY GIVE MILKIES

>>10595274
No, they are not. Your standards are just warped by the kind of fat apology nonsense that says that liking normal shaped female bodies is for gay pedophile serial killers.

>>10595194
I know you are definitely a woman because you are associating me commenting on a picture I saw online of a person that isn't reading this to that actually affecting said person that isn't reading this. I'm not hurting anyone, unless you choose to put yourself in the girl's shoes.

I find her ugly in that picture, and not just because of the eyebrows or breasts, I find her genuinely ugly. So what? Does every woman on earth need me to find her beautiful, what kind of stupid shit is that?

Also, I knew many girls that hated their abnormally large breasts since puberty and were just waiting to be 18 to get breast reduction surgery. I'm a guy and I hate a lot of parts of my body that other people emphatically said are actually beautiful. Aesthetics are subjective and there's no point arguing about it seriously.

TLDR: that girl is fucking hideous and you'll never change my opinion

>>10595302
>Does every woman on earth need me to find her
EXCUSE ME I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

>>10595317
great, now go pester him instead of me

>>10595302
I'm not trying to change your opinion. I'm just rambling about how every asshole's stupid opinions are megaphoned in ways unheard of and unimagined because of the gaywad internet. I think I'm angry that I have to see it so often. I think I'm done reading comments on this site.

How can I not put myself in random person's shoes? People are fucking faggots now. They take photos of random strangers and post them online. Other faggots then make fun of them. How is this in any way cool? Blah blah blah. You're full of shit.

>>10595375
You're slightly schizoid. That was always part of human nature, see pink magazines, freak circus, etc.
Yes, I'm depressive and feel like shit despite having a good life, so I make everything else a little more miserable, not because it makes me feel better, but because it's the hatred/disgust I genuinely feel. Except when I'm in love.

>>10594147
I had White Castle
As always I regret it

>>10594147
Ugly eyebrows

>>10594168
m8 I didn't even notice until you said that, you gay or some shit?

How about some healthy fruit and vegetables!

>>10594168
Because they're browlets. When will they learn girlfriend ^_^

>>10595194
>but it upsets me thinking about it still
Why? The number of women ruining their breasts with saline far outstrips the small number of women pursuing enhancements like smaller more attractive breasts

chick fil a

>>10595447
Agreed about the number of people with shitty oversize boob jobs, but since when is a C cup considered huge enough to warrant reduction surgery?

>>10595460
Cosmetic surgery is about the weakest link.

>>10595284
>wah everyone needs to be normal girls can't have big boobs that's not normal
Disgusting bigot.

>>10595302
> I'm a guy and I hate a lot of parts of my body that other people emphatically said are actually beautiful.
You're delusional as fuck. You sound like Jason blaha. You think anyone is buying your shit? What's wrong with you?

>>10595386
>You're slightly schizoid
Nigger you just told everyone you have "objectively beautiful features" about yourself that you "hate and want removed". All of this while ranting on 4chan about the evils of big boobs. You should be institutionalized.

>>10595434
BASED healthyposter (you)

>>10595164
>healthy adult women should not have breasts larger than a B cup
Holy shit if you aren’t a delusional titless wonder femanon my head will explode at your faggotry

>>10595612
t.settled for a fatty fat, enjoy your mental gymnastics as you try to brainwash yourself into thinking your livestock is attractive

>>10594205
>Kentucky fried chicken chicken titties

>>10595650
So I’m gonna give you two possible replies. Pick one.
1. Stay jelly, titless wonder, and I’ll keep porking my lollipops. That’s Skinny with big tits. you should just go get some implants already to get over your assmaddery.
2. You’re a legit faggot.

>>10595434
In moderation, of course. That much sugar is a definite no-no

>>10595744
I like how you posted a 13 year old as “proof” that large breasts don’t sag. Good job losing the argument

>>10594147
Dick's

>>10594372
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>>10594987
This here is called 'projection'

>>10595744
>Google Reverse Image Search
>Suspected child abuse content has been removed from this page

>>10594922
>https://www.instagram.com/anamaria.dodan/
She looks like Mia Sara, but something is really off..at half of the pictures, she is caught at the wrong angle, and that usually means something wrong with the nose. Also, she photographs like a prostitute, not someone who is looking for a modeling career.

>>10595194
>Some years ago I knew a pretty young woman who hung out with a lot of asian friends. She was cute, not fat, and had C cup sized breasts. She never really went into detail about what these people said to her, but one day she ended up getting breast reduction surgery. Fucked up, no? I have no idea if she ended up regretting it, but it upsets me thinking about it still. When there's nothing wrong with somebody and their body is well within the parameters of normal yet they go to great and medically risky lengths to alter them because of some shitty "friends" I think there's something very wrong with the world. I fucking hate the internet. Everybody pretends they're a dick or it's cool to be a dick. It's not. You look like an idiot to most people when you're not hurting young and naive people. Eh. Burn it all.
She saved herself a lifetime of neck and back pain. C/D is borderline too big, and for some people it makes them look fat if they aren't anorexic or small framed, and to achieve that, fitted clothing from most lines don't work and need to be altered, so it sucks buying clothing that aren't knit or custom made.

>>10594859
hating on big tits is an ancient meme i will never understand

>>10595894
Wat' we got hyar, is a failure tuh communicate!

>>10594147
titt bigg

>>10594168
My ex did that with her eyebrows and all of my friends would roast me about it.

>>10595302
Holy hell Anon, just say your gay and let's move on.

>>10595302
>that girl is fucking hideous
t. actual faggot
>you'll never change my opinion
have you tried shock therapy?

>>10594202
>>10595045
>>10595065

COME ON FEET

>>10594975
>Hell, I can't have sex with someone if I don't love her.

>>10595970
Did you eat all the eggs?

>>10594963
>>10594372
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>>10595229
>>10595486
>>10594372
ROASTIE THOT DETECTED

>>10596651
>he still thinks being an incel is funny

>>10596651
It's /ck/ duder. Just drop it. If they're not discussing food, they're just cross posting. Ignore them and move on. He's literally just going to keep calling you an incel on every post.

anyone else have a fetish for girls eating burgers?
https://imgur.com/a/df2wzla

MOMMY GIVE MILKIES

>>10596773
Only fat fucks.

>>10594195
this

i'ts gettign worse too.

I saw a chick today who had a whole new face painted on her own face.

and the sad thign is, she would have been hot if she didn't attend clown collage

>>10594752
he is the incel anti-hero

therefore defending 'whores' or whatever straw-man reason incels can't get laid?

spoiler (it's actually mental illness)

>>10595744
Please give source.

>>10596820
>She's not hott because she wears too much make up
You know she can take that off right? That's like thinking she's ugly because she's wearing a yellow shirt. This is the true mark of an incel.

>>10596672
>He still thinks having a preference means being an incel

How has this thread not been fucking nuked yet?

>>10596931
Have you seen 4chan lately? Go to literally any board and it's all trash like this. I'm not saying 4chan was ever good. But it's literally the same 4 or 5 troll threads on every. single. board. The mods don't give a shit, the janitors don't give a shit. Accept that this place has always been a shit hole, filled with shitty people. But now it's a shit hole filled with shitty retards.

>>10596834
The [spoiler/]4chans[spoiler]

>>10597235
Godqamit

>>10595878
When was anyone talking about sagging except you, titless wonder? Men like big tits, deal with it, the same way short guys gotta deal with women preferring taller men. Denial ain’t a river in Egypt.

>>10597245
>titless wonder
Yeah, it's a real shock that I don't have gynocomastia growing up in America, but luckily my parents bought real food instead of force feeding me garbage

I'm sorry about your moobs, bro

tiddies

>>10595928
That's such bullshit. C cup breasts on an average height, average build woman of European genetics will not cause any medical issues, now would finding women's clothing be an issue. Total crap opinion. Face it: her shitty friends/acquaintances made her feel self conscious about her perfectly normal, perfectly average and reasonably attractive body to the point she decided to cut her tits off. That's completely fucked up. People bitch and moan about women being insane, yet jealous women and psychopathic closeted homosexuals make them that way. I totally appreciate the need for medically necessary breast reduction surgeries, but this was not the case. There was nothing wrong with this girl. Now there is. Now she has succumbed to some kind of dysmorphia and will have to deal with that for the rest of her life. She will probably now raise mentally unstable children. Fuck you and your stupid fucking opinions.

>>10597695
>perfectly average
That isn't a good thing, anon

>>10597698
She wasn't fat. No muffin top, no belly, perfectly healthy weight. I don't subscribe to that healthy at any size bullshit. Go be a mentally unstable faggot on another board.

>>10595065
Source????

>>10597711
A muffin top is the result of wearing pants that don't fit.

Going back to your point about clothes, it's basically impossible for a normal-size person to even find clothes that fit in this country, because everything is fitted for landwhales

Hence why I stopped shopping at US stores catering to Amerilards a while ago, I buy mostly Italian and Japanese apparel where the required alterations are minimal and the sizing system is reasonably precise because we're talking about a body type where a difference of 1cm actually matters

>>10597733
Clothes fitting poorly wasn't my point. I was responding to that bogus point. I can't disagree that off the rack clothing is cut to fit poorly on most people. This is mostly because clothing, like everything else nowadays is made as cheaply as possible. Are you trying to say that cutting her tits off is a more rational response than buying different/better fitted clothing or having her clothing tailored like you did? Are you advocating mental instability?

>>10597757
> I can't disagree that off the rack clothing is cut to fit poorly on most people.
Except it isn't, it's cut to fit a person of average proportions in the target market. What sense would it make to intentionally make clothing fit badly? It fits wrong because "most people" in the target market have misshapen bodies due to excessive exposure to agricultural growth hormones, poor diet, and an apparent allergy to physical exertion, perpetuated by the mentality that says if you take charge of your appearance you're vain at best, or more likely mentally ill in the extreme.

>This is mostly because clothing, like everything else nowadays is made as cheaply as possible.
Holy shit no, that isn't how it works at all.

> Are you trying to say that cutting her tits off is a more rational response than buying different/better fitted clothing or having her clothing tailored like you did?

I don't know what her tits looked like before, but a C cup is quite large and it doens't seem all that unreasonable to me.

> Are you advocating mental instability?
You sound like those people who accuse me of having "body dysmorphic disorder" because I lift weights and ride a bike.

>>10597733
you're pretentious, think too highly of yourself, and i will kick you and your girlfriends ass if i ever meet you.

>>10595612
I agree with him, though. B cup is the maximum acceptable size.

>>10596534
It's true, bro. Last time I tried I just felt repulsed and went away crying because I miss my ex.

>>10595495
I am honestly handsome, though. And fit. Was approached to be a model a few times.

>>10597803
You have an ugly soul.

>>10597723
Quasimoto is the alternate stage name for producer/rapper madlib.

>>10595928
>C/D is considered too big
May depend on frame size, which sometimes taller women with size C cups look more like B cups for example. But we all agree with that any sign of early sag guarantees to worsen with age.

>>10594168
I will never get this, but maybe they are jealous of indian(specially sikh) girls who have THICC eyebrows

>>10594372
>not worshiping a woman on the internet
>YOU MUST NOT GET ANY SEX THEN YOU LOSER

this is such an SJW move I'm genuinely concerned that this thread will be the topic of a Bon Apetit article tomorrow.

>>10594372
>6 people took the bait
kek, 10/10, I like you

>>10594733

>>10594147
mcdonalds, it's really good.

>>10594960
big tits are only best when they're dome shaped and stay up without any help.

>>10594826
>intercoursed with a succubus

>>10594973
pornstars post in /ck/?

>>10594147
Titties!

>>10594168
Off topic but it's a reasonable concern because it's idiotic like buying jewelry from de beers.
>>10594147
I recommend one sweet bbq premium beef burger from McDonald's with a artisan bun. No sides, no drink. Get water at home. There's your meal.

>>10597797
wow

you sound like a giant wet pussy

>>10598376
That meal is my go-to when I have to eat fast food because of time or I’m traveling or whatever, but I’ll get a cup of water. It’s not great for you, but it’s not a massive amount of calories, either, and it tastes not bad.

>>10594147
>google image search

Seria mejor una buena ensalada mas saludable

>>10595191
>has dated one girl for a week
>thinks every woman does this

Anybody who has slept with more than one woman knows that most women just pass out after sex and won't remove makeup until they shower in the morning and can reapply it immediately afterword. Women are insecure.

>>10598933
>pillow case caked with makeup stains after one night of sleep
So they wash their pillowcase every morning? They may be insecure, but they're far to lazy to do that.

>>10595204
Are you fucking retarded, dude? I live in an average medium sized Midwestern city, and I go drive 15 minutes to a strip club and pay a sad woman to fuck me in the back room. And I have.

disgusting

>>10594147
no bra? strange. friendly reminder all big tits sag.

are big milkers degenerate?

>>10599571
Calling them "milkers" is.

>>10599571
i think they are genuine people, they love shining them shoes

>>10599571
No, but living in NYC and rosé wine are.

>>10595375
just when some of my hatred of women was fading, some roasty posts this post

>>10594147
put a bra on
you look like a whore

>>10599717
Tell us about your life as an angry, bitter incel.

>>10599722
tits or gtfo

>>10599571
literally everything in that picture is, so yes

>>10599742
Aww, did mommy burn your tendies today?

>>10599786
Not an argument. She looks like a whore. End of story.

>>10600272
Have you ever even been to a whore? Watching a hentai video doesn't count

holy shit, there are so many incels in this thread that it's not even funny. you guys should take a long hard look at your lives.

>>10598813
Callese puto

>>10600321
Pretty sure half the posts in this thread are by the one same bitter, bitter titless roastie. Kinda like your post

>>10600320
Not him, but I am the one who told you tits or gtfo.
Yes, I have. I've had sex with real women and with prostitutes(from backpage, at strip clubs, at blowjobs/handjobs at AMPs). OP posted an image of a whore.
tits or gtfo

this whole damn thread is reddit as FUCK

>>10601631
>hey look guys! do I fit in yet?

>>10600321
Okay, chestlet.

>>10595434
>eating a 500 calorie bowl of sugar

okay........... sounds healthy

>>10596651
holy shit, imagine thinking this is how life works

>>10600321
Guess I should go for a long drive to mull over my incel choices.

>>10601909
t. future victim who always loses every argument

>>10601798

>>10594147
Wow that is a lot of make up.