/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10612026
>go to america
>seated instantly
>asked if I know what I want to drink or if I need a second
>get drink fast asked if I need a few to look over the menu
>set menu down minute or so later asked about order, even refill without asking
>meal comes out promptly 10 or so minutes later, nice and hot
>waiter asks me if everything is okay, tops off my glass
>comes back to check make sure everything is right and tasting okay
>finish meal asks me if I want anything else, drops off the check says pay when I am ready
>bill cheaper than back in UK, even with the tip still a bit cheaper for the amount had

So this is the power of tipping....

>>10612026
hail odin sire
hail odin sire

>>10612107
Does the fucking waiter share a meal with you as well?

>>10612026
I went to Medieval Times and I had a great time until I figured out the janitor fucking hustled me. He told me there was a betting pool going and that the green knight was the best choice but goddamnit he lied that motherfucker lost in the first round and the blue knight won. I never got my $200 back no matter how many times I contacted the manager and corporate. It's fucking bullshit.

The food was very good though. Better than anything you can make at home

>>10612134
>Better than anything you can make at home

better than anything YOU can make maybe

>>10612026
>corn
>in medieval times

what

>>10612107
Meritocracies work.

>>10612153
Literally the first thing I thought when I saw that picture.

>>10612153
they need something to please the gluten free crowd

>victuals
>not "vittles"

nigga do u even Redwall

>>10612185
>tfw redwall was your gateway drug to degenerate porn

>>10612026
>Eater does a video about serving food at Medieval Times yesterday
>OP makes this post

I wonder where OP's post ideas all come from.

>>10612107
>>meal comes out promptly 10 or so minutes later,

This is because the food came pre-made off of a Sysco truck and the restaurant staff just heat it up in a microwave before giving it to you. You spent restaurant meal money to eat a microwave meal.

>>10612151
That's exactly what I said you fucking idiot

>>10612153
should have been potatoes

>>10612026
I've gone to this before and it was so damn fun
I was too young to drink but I;d imagine getting a buch of friends and getting blasted drunk while chanting would be fun

the bad thing is the portion sizes are so small you leave hungry

>>10612260
Stay mad booty blasted beotch

>>10612131
I'm a waiter and there have been times when I'll clock off and regular customers ask me to sit and chat with them or have a beer, I've done it a few times, even had a thumb war with this girl with her friends after work.

Sometimes it's not even regular customers. I've been invited to sit at tables with people I've never met before and they tip fucking generously at the end of their meal too.

>>10612134
kek

>>10612312
same, except in mine the horses were being pushed really hard, one was frothing at the mouth at one point

>>10612335
You are either a very social person, or lying. Im not very sociable at all. I could never be a waiter, or fucking want to. HAHAHAHAHA!

>>10612401
>one was frothing at the mouth at one point
>imagining shitty concrete and plastic castle
>filled with depressed middle aged employees and undocumented workers

>>10612279
Thry serve both.

I've only ever been to Tournament of Kings at the Excalibur. How does it compare to Medieval Times?

>>10612474
Medieval Times has the best food money can buy, but that's only if you can stomach all of the carnage. It's basically a grittier, more realistic version of ToKatE and they use real metal weapons and fake blood. I saw the red knight get impaled through his leg with a lance and they had to take him to the hospital

servers do literally nothing important and should not be tipped.

>>10612559
They shouldn't even be paid.
I bus my own food and fill my own drinks at home. Why should they even get a penny for what amounts to a minor task rather than actual work?

>>10612497
what the fuck i don't remember it being even remotely gritty

>>10612026
when I went we saw the king and princess and shit walking around before the show and I shouted out the king looks like theoden(he really did), and he fucking turns to me and asks who that is and I say from lord of the rings and says "ah the imposter", just thought I'd share this cringe memory

also during the show he was saying a list of like birthdays or some shit like special applause to...and one of them was to X for finishing all his chemotherepy and the crowd fucking lost their shit, really bizarre hearing that from a medieval king

>>10612625
I went through chemo and when I announced it no one cared

>>10612628
i care anon
are you ok now?

>>10612628
Stop being a fucking peasant and become a King then you cunt.

>>10612026
I used to think this was a fake restaurant made for The Cable Guy, then I found out it was real and I'm like, what?

>>10612419
As long as it's not excessive, foam around the mouth can actually mean the horse is enjoying itself and into the activity. Kind of like someone going open or slack jawed watching TV, playing videogames or sports.

>>10612725

>>10612402
I'm a very social dude.

I personally love being a waiter. Having banter with customers and actually getting to know them pretty much makes my shift worth doing on its own.

>>10612628
Let's give a big round of (You)s for this American hero

*claps*