/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10625166

Yes, could you please move that nigger to another table? He's making me uncomfortable, and should not be allowed to sit at the counter with regular people.

>>10625166
You can tell she was really hot when she was 16
Now that she's 21 she looks like she's about 45

White women really do not age well

>>10625166
Coffee and a country fried steak please.

I'll have the special

>>10625179
That bitch is like 33 bro.

>>10625197
Why is her hair done up like someone who was a teenager in the 1990s? Why are her eyebrows plucked like a reality TV star circa 1998?

There's honestly no way to know with wh*tes, they go from tender sweet loli to busted hag overnight, shortly after they reach voting age.

And their indifference to maintaining their personal appearance extends well beyond diet, the way they dress and carry themselves makes them look awful. She probably has a bunch of horrible tattoos on her lower back.

>>10625166
2 eggs over easy, a coffee, and piece of dat fine ass

>>10625214
>Why is her hair done up like someone who was a teenager in the 1990s? Why are her eyebrows plucked like a reality TV star circa 1998?
Because she probably was a teenager in the 90s and is too retarded to realize that you're not supposed to still style yourself like one when you're in your 30s.

yep shes white trash but still fuckable and probably chill to hangout with. My guess is shes late 20s.

>>10625214
Aww, poor baby. Couldn’t get a white woman to date you? Did she hurt your fee-fees?

>>10625225
Yeah I just saw the watermark. 1998. Still my point stands.
>>10625232
t. butthurt white woman. I did date one out of curiosity. When she was 19 of course. By "date" of course I mean I had sex with her a few times after lying and telling her that I loved her. Sorry about your genetics.

>>10625214
because shes still on the cusp of being attractive enough where the diners at the shitty establishment (see black eating in background) she works at treat her like shes hot

>>10625166
I used to date a server that had similar style as her with bead bracelets, glasses, and different color pens. She was 19 and puerto rican btw

>>10625166
Fried pork chop, 2 sunny side up eggs, hashbrowns, cup of black coffee and do you guys have tabasco? If so, I'll have a bottle, side of white gravy and some water please. Thanks.

If that thing attempted to wait my table, I'd immediately call for the manager and demand another server. Ffs, wh*te womyn age like shit!

>>10625266
>>10625232
>false flagging this hard
Post tramp stamp

Two eggs over easy, 2 bacon, sourdough toast, fresh fruit cup, black coffee, and ice water.

>>10625166
I will take a #5 with OJ instead of coffee and my bread mildly toasted please

>>10625260
Based

Why the fuck do waiters make so much? I went to go out to eat and had to tip this fucker 18%, forced. Out of $150 dinner. Bitch makes more than I do an hour.

>>10625166
Seven side orders of bacon and coffee thanks

>>10625564
waiters usually only work for four or five hours a day so their hourly rate isn't a great measure of how much they really make

>>10625279
t. worn out, wrinkled roastie at the age of 30
And you wonder why we have asian fever.

>>10625584
I think you got your posters confused

>>10625174
fuck off back to /pol/

>>10625174
>waitress obeys your request
>you get your ass beat like the pathetic whiteboy that you are

>>10625623
Typical, can’t even control themselves at a dining establishment like a civilized human

>>10625630
>does something extremely offensive
>"what the fuck! he hit me!"
violence is the only answer for racists like you

>>10625166
Uhhhh.... I'll have a Denver omelette and an iced tea please.

>>10625611
fuck off back to /re*dit/

>>10625642
Enjoy jail, since you just got out I’m sure they’ll be happy to see you.

>>10625666
kek thank you based satan.

>>10625659
/pol is a /T_D colony, spez. You can't stop the MAGApedes we are here to stay.

Do you have a vegan menu?

>>10625166
that bitch looks good enough
any normal dude would hit that shit

>>10625722
I mean if she was attacking me I guess

The usual for all of us, hun. How about that Trump!?

>>10625722
i despise polo shirts... especially on women.

>>10625768
But that's a golf shirt, a polo shirt is something different

>>10625775
Explain the difference.

>>10625762
Are these the 30 year old boomers the kids are talking about?

>>10625778
A polo shirt has long sleeves, a button-down collar, front button closure with a placket, and is made of oxford cloth

What you refer to erroneously as a "polo shirt" is just a golf shirt that was popularized by the Polo Ralph Lauren label some decades ago

Idiots then came to refer to all such shirts as "polo shirts"

>>10625818
back you go

>>10625818
spotted the faggot

>granny waitress calls you hun

>>10625834
I had a reddit phase, but I got tired of people trying to befriend me, or judge me by my posting history, or trying to dox me. So that ended
>>10625836
I'm straight, but there is literally nothing wrong with being gay. That having been said, the idea that gays are particularly discerning when it comes to clothing is erroneous. Some of them are, but most of them are not.

>>10625847
>he doesn't like that
Faggot.

>>10625862
mb here is the right image

>that waitress that flirts with you blatantly
>mentions she's single
>then mentions her kid
Abandon ship.

>>10625174
fpbp

>>10625174
Excellent post

>>10625861
That's exactly why I don't go on reddit. People are hella judgemental on there

>>10625166
>goes to diner
>expects 3 Michelin Star service

Does Gen Z really do this? They call us "self entitled".

>>10625889
>oh, i'm gay sweetie

>>10625889
You are supposed to ask if the kid is still a single.

>>10625889
Must be nice being attractive.

>>10625762
Trump? Hah. That crazy old loon all the edgy kids are foaming over? As a traditional conservative I would never vote for such a degenerate.
I voted for Jeb! Don't blame me, Bill.

>>10626022
Oldfag detected. Breath of fresh air with all of this "GRRR IM ANGRY ON INTERNET DUMB ROASTIES"shit.

>>10625166
Your number

>>10625166
chicken soup, and a fuckin straw.

>>10625762

I unironically would enjoy being a part of this photo

>>10626160
I was thinking the same, looks really comfy.

>>10626047
nah they're just fishing for a big tip (not the one in your pants), never trust the sincerity of a woman who works for tips

>>10625174
why hello there reddit

>>10626171
>comfy
I doubt you'd be welcome, gay boy

This thread has devolved into fat ugly virgins all judging a picture of a woman.

A place to sit down

>>10626370
>t. fat wh*toid bitch in the picture

>>10626373
>WE GOT 'ACKED
What did she mean by this

>>10626347
You get banned for pointing out that blacks commit more crimes than whites and you called the guy who hates blacks reddit. You're retarded

>>10626394
He's a projecting redditor, pay him no mind.

>>10625166
Is the woman in OP pic actually considered attractive?

>>10626437
no

>>10626437
No. She just looks like your typical diner waitress - ruffled, over worked and tired

>>10625889
everytime lmao. I still tip well though, hopefully the kid will get out of it all right.

>>10626394
yeah I know it was bait

>>10625818
Holy shit we're reaching plebbit levels we didn't know were possible.

>>10625861
>I had a reddit phase
I hate to break this to you anon, that wasn't a phase.

>>10625166
>why foo?
>im sorry i don't understand what you're asking

>>10625166
Can you please lift your shirt. I want to see your chubby tummy.
Its so sexy. I would like
A welsh rebbit
Scones
Jam
No stroberry
Sosages
Biscot
Lapdancesang
And your grooly panties
Plus the negro to leave

>>10625611
fuck off we are in control of every board take your ass back to 9fag or Tumblr

>>10625166
Hey, no problem. Could I get the chicken-fried steak, eggs over easy, with the hash browns, and a Diet Coke with that?

>>10626842
>diet coke
>not unsweetened ice tea with lemon
You were so close lad.

>>10625166
Corned beef hash, eggs over easy, and biscuits, please.

>>10625166
Three eggs, over medium, and some hash browns.
If they aren't perfectly over medium I'm now paying, by the way.

Do you serve natto in this establishment, m'lady?

>>10626437

I think she looks fucking great, and I would smash all night.

>>10627147
We do not-o.

>>10625166
Coffee. Black.

>>10625182
>The special
Not again

>>10626437
Why is one of your eyes so much bigger than the other?

>>10626437
I think you look just like that waitress, you both have horsey faces with drawn-on "surprised" eyebrows.

>>10625166
I would like chicken wings, and also send some ribs to that fine melaninated specimen over there alongside this note ;^)

>>10626437
This is a cute ass trap

>>10625642
>offensive statement justifies physical abuse
Fuck off lefty - grow up and learn how to control your emotions like a real man, woman, or it.

>>10625166
TITTIES
MOMMY'S TITS
MOMMY'S TIT MILK
NOOOOOOOOOW
also a chicken fried steak with an english muffin and a side of mashed potatoes

>>10626437
>Is the woman in OP pic
She looks like she had a rough life, probably has a kid without a father - or they are separated.
She looks like she's been working as a waitress all her life.
Probably doesn't have a degree, though maybe some BA in something like communications or an art college with student debt she's trying to pay off.
She looks like she is in her late 20's early 30's.
If she was in school, she probably came from a sorority.
That being said, she seems independent and non-clingy.
I'd give her a shot if she didn't have a kid.

Btw the woman you posted has too much makeup for my tastes.

>>10626829
>oy vey goyim we are in control now
You /pol/fags are so insane it's almost not funny.

>>10627947
>i'm smart because i assume all of this stupid bullshit from a single photo

>>10625166
Your manager, slacker.

>>10625166
I'll take a grand slam with extra bacon.
A refill on this coffee and slice of cherry pie.

>>10626373
Why are Americans so fat? What do they serve that these grease pits?

>>10627174
She's probably be a pretty comfy lay. I like working class women, especially if they're jaded. No idea why.

>>10626373

I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee and wheat toast.

>>10628491
Is it comfy because they won't judge you or be happier or smarter/more educated than you?

>>10625166
What's the soup de jour?

>>10625722
Yeah, but everyone on this fucking Korean oragami site pretends to have insanely high standards because they think it makes them look more alpha. I'm no better than them, though; I only made this statement to make people think I'm smart.

Stop worrying about the image you project and just fuck a 30-year-old roastie, you fucking faggots.

>>10628640
I'm an ugly beta and I still don't want to fuck that. She's not grotesque or ugly, but she's not attractive either. I just view her like I'd view a regular guy.

>>10628653
If you got along with her well and found her good company you would soon change your mind. Beautiful women get less attractive the more familiar they become, a true partner will become more beautiful the more you know her.

>>10625174
based

>>10628658
I'm sorry lad, she's just not my type...

>>10625722
she's just an average lady who was probably hot in high school

this is what american/german/irish women look like after they hit 35 and have had a few kids and aren't addicted to the treadmill

>>10626437
>not fat
that's gonna be a yes from me, dawg

>>10628658
quit white knighting pussy you'll never meet. you should never white knight a damn thing in the first place, but you are so fucking desperate I had to reply

>>10628640
>they're just pretending
Just like anyone who claims to have experiences and property associated with a normal middle class existence such as refrigerators, stoves, and access to non-frozen non-boxed food or restaurants that aren't Cheesecake Factory or McDonalds is LARPing and pretending to be a super rich monopoly man with a top hat and an enormous townhouse on Park Avenue, right?

>>10628562
That's a decent bait, but you have to try harder sweetie.

>>10625698
Whaddya think? If you want vegan shit, just eat the sugar packets and have some water. You're shit outta luck, cause we use butter for everything swee pea. Mmhmm.

>>10628687
She's my mother actually and if you think there's something wrong with defending your mother I think there's something wrong with you.

>>10626394
What is systematic racism?

>>10629418
jewish lies.

>>10625564
>Why the fuck do waiters make so much? I went to go out to eat and had to tip this fucker 18%, forced. Out of $150 dinner. Bitch makes more than I do an hour.
Sounds like you have spending issues while dining out beyond your means, and nothing more than your seething resentment based entirely on your lack of significant income, fueled by your deep inner knowledge you are being frivolous and stupid. It's displaced man. I don't blink at 18% tips, because it's just 18% more than I'm already spending. It's not 250% afterall, nothing to get outraged about. If you had really poor service, it'd be something else entirely.

>>10626437
That's a guy.

>>10625818
>>>10625778
>A polo shirt has long sleeves, a button-down collar, front button closure with a placket, and is made of oxford cloth
>What you refer to erroneously as a "polo shirt" is just a golf shirt that was popularized by the Polo Ralph Lauren label some decades ago
>Idiots then came to refer to all such shirts as "polo shirts"
Hrm, no.
A golf shirt is not restrictive for rotator/arm movement. They can be sleeveless (women) or sleeved, but they will NOT have ribbing around the armholes or short sleeves, just a hemmed fabric. They can have same fabric collars (more common) or ribbed collars, but never binding sleeves. They used to be exclusively pique fabric, and not ordinary knit, but nowadays, dry-wicking fabrics, UV fabrics and other types of polyester predominate. Loosely cut, more boxy.
A polo shirt has ribbed fabric on the collar and the cuffs, and sometimes the hemline, and cotton mesh fabric called pique.
A rugby shirt, typically long sleeved and from these same companies, can have white cloth collar with contrasting knit or mesh knit for the fabric of the shirt, quite thick and twill-like, actually substantial, with a longer tail to withstand untucking, which was borrowed to define styles of later versions of the polo shirt.
An oxford shirt is a button down, collared, dress shirt with double-edged placket around those buttons with an exterior seam meant to be seen, made of a more durable cotton weave that can be kept unironed and casual. Oxford cloth is what makes an oxford shirt. The fact that polo is one manufacturer does NOT mean you refer to an oxford shirt as a polo shirt.
The polo shirt, was originally known as an Izod shirt, the lacoste crocodile logo brand was the company that really brought the mesh and ribbing style to ordinary fashion wearing, peaking during the 70s, which then transitioned into tennis, golf, and other country club pursuits as the sport casual brand with the big price tag. Ralph Lauren came later.

>>10629525
>but nowadays, dry-wicking fabrics, UV fabrics and other types of polyester predominate.
It sounds like you confused "shirts made for the actual sport of golf" with "golf shirts". This is siilar to thinking a bicycle toe shoe is really for the sport of cycling, or that a stylistically described "dive watch" is synonymous with having the ISO 6425 criteria.

> Oxford cloth is what makes an oxford shirt. The fact that polo is one manufacturer does NOT mean you refer to an oxford shirt as a polo shirt.
Huh? Nobody is suggesting that Ralph Lauren created the polo shirt (more commonly known as the oxford cloth button down), that was Brooks Bros, in the late 19th century. The shirt Ralph Lauren is associated with is the golf shirt - erroneously termed "polo shirt" and falsely attributed to his clothing label. Some people do also associate RL with oxford cloth button down shirts, but you might as well claim that people erroneously think he invented boat shoes or metal horse bit accents on various articles, rather than merely appropriating them to achieve a certain fantasy aesthetic.

>>10625166
your pussy on my mouth.

NOW

>>10628431
The person asked whether /ck/ thinks that person is attractive. I answered.
Jesus fuck don't be so insecure.

>>10629452
Americans are a virus.

>>10629525
>>10629579
they are actually tennis shirts, not golf shirts

>>10630760

>>10625243
>t. kissless incel

>>10625243
>watermark. 1998
it say 2008, get your eyes checked

She looks one studio owning Rosenburg visit away from being in a gangbang series

>>10629579
you do realize that RL bully's and sues anyone that uses the word "polo", even real polo clubs, right?

>>10625174
epic...

>>10625166
An English breakfast with eggs well done and no black pudding and a bottle of sparkling water

>>10625166

>>10631005
this is funny, thanks anon

>>10625174
Afraid he's gonna eat your tendies?

>>10631005
Different companies

>>10625166
Beetroot cold soup with gently fried potato sticks and a small fanta, please. (At summer)
Mashed potatoes with stroganoff, beetroot salad and classical salad with a tea. (At winter)
Also, prepare the check, please.

>>10627823
>grow up and learn how to control your emotions
>REEEEE GET THIS NIGGER OUT OF HEEEEEERE

The guy will just do what your parents failed at, a good old whipping of a spoiled manchild.

>>10625599
lol this, this thread is a shitshow

>>10631184
gas lighting polfags

>>10627947
>too much make up for my taste
anon, I promise, she doesn't want you.

>>10631480
She doesn't have to want anybody for her to be unlikable, ugly, or stupid. Even retarded disfigured cripples have preferences, and she meets nobodies.

>>10631593
No one cares about your opinion. It's kind of like liking and disliking music. There is no value in it.

>>10625174

>>10631602
yet you take it personally and defend it to the death. your shit taste sucks, quit forcing it on others, if you want to pursue a complete loser of a woman you need to do it quietly.

>>10626394
Just because he came here during the 2016 election and can say nigger now without getting banned doesnt make him less of a plebbitor. You can take the user off of plebbit but you cant take the plebbit out of the user.

Yeah sug lemme get some waffles, 2 eggs over easy, and some assuage links.
And some coffee too.

>>10628640
I love that pic

>>10631480
Okay?
Don't get your panties in a bundle over someone you don't even know. Like fuck, how desperate are you?
Anon asked if pic in OP was attractive, while also implying "r8 this pic plz in comparison."
You have a problem with opinions that are asked for, anon?

>>10629418
a nonsensical buzzword that attempts to excuse poor decision making in the black community?

>>10628640
based

>>10626856
>not black coffee and a side of water with lemon

>>10626373
Is that the fucking Tilt'n Diner? On /ck/?

>>10631934
Roasties tend to fume when you call them out. It's like, no one would ever stick their pole in that thing, at least while sober.

>>10632511
Using the word Roastie is the most pathetic beta thing a man can do. It's funny too because that word doesn't exist outside of the Internet if you asked like 1000 women on the street what it meant not one would know it. And if any women saw your post and comments about women online you would be laughed at and literally called a faggot

>>10632639
t. triggered roastie

Tick... tick... tick... Hear that biological clock a 'tickin!

>>10625174
actually based

>>10631100
it's really not

>>10630990
>no black pudding
Maybe you should order a handbag and a box of tampons for your big fat vagina

>>10632717
kek, exactly

>>10632717
>>10633902
There aren't any women here you retards. He's clearly a fedora wearing virgin basedboy faggot.

>>10632426
No. It's Miss Wakefield's Diner in New Hampshire - on the border of Maine.

>>10633552
Nothing is here anymore. Its all stale shitposts now.

>>10625174
Here's that (you) you wanted, turbofaggot :)

>>10625166
I think you meant 'what can I get ya, hon'

>>10625197
Way older than that. At least early 40's. at LEAST.

lol is /ck/ a suburb of /pol/?

>>10627147
>>10627191
heh

>>10634142
/ck/ mostly consists of drug adicts who work in restaurants, gross, poor people always go to fast food places, and immature 12 year olds that always post frog threads.

>>10631322
how is voicing your opinion being spoiled?

>>10625762
Unironically comfy photo.

>>10627947
>She looks like she is in her late 20's
Jesus Christ, the youngest I'd giver her is an extremely worn out woman in her early 30's.
Is life that bad where you are?

>>10625166
Your dirty undies after your 9 hour shift is over, make sure to push them into your crack before you take them off....I like to clothes my eyes, breathe deep and try to guess whether I am smelling the front or the back.

Also the eggs, scrambled and a side of bacon.

>>10625179
She probably used to look like Britney Spears. That's how she got the job 15 years ago, experience and dedication is how she keeps it now.

>woman asks for your order
>you all decide to talk tonnes of shit about her looks

Do I need to turn this goddamned car around?!

>>10626829
4chan is not your hugbox, retard.

>>10634763
>the statement that silences both the right and the left

>>10634142
>lol is /ck/ a suburb of /pol/?
no, all boards on 4chin are suburbs of /b/

>>10635489
Correct, and /ck/ is /b/ with burgers.

>>10635500
>with burgers

>>10635489
have you been in a coma since 2014?

>>10635846
no. have you? every self professed oldfag came here because of /b/, then moved on to the suburbs of other boards

>>10635901
since the fappening and gamergate, /pol/ has been drawing in most newfags and there are more newfags than ever before
I haven't really seen much talk of newfaggotry since like 2011, I think. It all kinds of fade together; Sometime between daily dose and tortannic

>>10625762
Life goal to have old man Bros when I'm retired.

>>10628640
>tries to make himself look smart AND reasonable

>>10635440
>4chan is not your hugbox
>cries and tells people to go away because they say things he doesn't like
It's not your hugbox either, nigger.

>>10636057
There's a website for that.

>>10635960
also r/T_d refugees. /pol/ is the most reddit infested board and should be culled.

>>10636151

>>10628507
YOU WANT ME TO HOLLDDD THE CHICKEN, HUH?

>>10625179
>being this obsessed with wypipo
it's tards like you that make me wonder if white supremacists aren't on to something

>>10625243

>>10625862
>enjoying familiarity from servants and strangers

>>10625243
>being this butthurt over white bitches
Don't bother showing dem titties, Jer'haq'uandola. Just GTFO.

>>10632511
Roastie has outlived cunt, whore, slut, bitch, cumdumpster, etc. Basically every insult to women. Some can take a punch, but if you so much as imply that her hoo-ha is anything but a golden gift from God, she will come unglued.

>>10632639
The only people who cry about the term "roastie" are insecure women and desperate men.
For the former, the fact is, your twat is probably fine. Even if your vag is hideous, there are plenty of guys who will gladly lick it and fuck it.
Unfortunately, for the white knights, you absolutely reek of desperation and even the thirstiest roasties are repulsed by you.

>>10625166
your phone number, a cup of coffee and some pie.

>>10625174
Based

>>10625166
c-can you give me 5 more minutes?

>>10625174
epic... just... epic

>>10632303
>being THIS stupid

I don't eat out anymore because of money, learning how to cook, and I don't like people. Also, anime.

>>10637832
>t. social sciences major working fast food

>>10637851
Based hermit anon.

>>10625166
>Go out to eat at one of those mongolian grill places
>Select base for my stir fry
>Alright man, oh uh, tips are appreciated.
>This doublenigger makes hourly but whatever, sure.
>Tip 15% of order cost
>Get food
>Fucked up the base with something that doesn't possibly sound like the one I asked for.

Hahaha never again.

>>10625174
UPVOTED, MY FELLOW PEDE

>>10639201
What the fuck are you on about?

Jesus Christ this thread is still up? How can /ck/ possibly look at all the quality content on this board when the mods never give us enough time to view it?