/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10635030
did you know 100% of people that drink water die?

>>10635030
how many people do you know that live forever?

>>10635037
My jew overlords, especially that fucker soros. He doesn't drink btw, checkmate drunkos.

everything might cause canser

>>10635030
I guess i'll just keep enjoying my cancer causing beer with my hot beer drinking gf.

what a horrible life I lead

>>10635075
pussy causes cancer.

>>10635037
its not about wanting to live forever. its the fact that anything that causes cancer probably also causes lots of other problems that will make your life miserable.

>>10635081
cancer is so hot

>>10635082
could you use more weasel words please? i'm almost there....

>>10635030
>he thinks the abnormal growth of cells is caused by anything other than genetics

>>10635101
fuck off jew, not falling for your tricks. alcohol is poison. thats why its called alcohol POISONING

>>10635112

yeah, wtf is a carcinogen anyway?


OP Is faggot, but you're dumb

>>10635122
cancer isnt actually bad. its your bodys natural defense against toxins. the problem is when you have too many toxins and the cancer gets out of control.

>>10635117
read your post, now read it again, now be ashamed of saying something so stupid

>>10635135
>cancer isnt actually bad
except when it is

cancer is what we call it when it is out of control

>>10635151
>>10635152
t. pfizer shareholders

>>10635082
You mean like food? Anything that causes cell growth is carcinogenic

>>10635117
Did you know you can get poisoned by water?

>>10635159
wrong douchebag

i'm just not an extremest on either end like
OP who says "the cure to cancer is to avoid living your life" and
>>10635135
who thinks cancer is just fine and is a conspiracy.

you both ironically represent both extreme ends of the spectrum while both being deep in the autism spectrum.

>>10635159
Being retarded on purpose isn't funny, just stop

>>10635179
too bad pfizer hasn't developed a pill to treat retardation

:(

>>10635030

>alcoholism is for the stupid masses
>its basically the modern religion, but it also fucks up your body fairly badly

Also only losers who can't cope with reality need alcohol.

>>10635233
I'll tip my fedora to that, good sir

OP, whats your point?

Even too much vegetarian foods will cause colon cancer.

>>10635263
>Even too much vegetarian foods will cause colon cancer.

Uh, I'm pretty sure that causes AIDs, not cancer.
;)

>>10635263

>intentionally hit yourself with a hammer
>Doctor asks: Why would do something so stupid?
>you: Woah, they could drop hammers out of a plan/window at any given second.

Not a very sound argument that because you can get cancer at 0,1% from other soucres, you activly take a known cell poison (alcohol) that has 50%+ of giving you cancer (and a ton of other problems), don you think?

Justifying your consume with anything is by the way the first sign of addiction.

>>10635174
https://youtu.be/ktQ4xwMwzQk
retard

>>10635306
Nothing better than a Scandinavian hipster 'scientist'


If cholesterol deficiencies cause cancer than why do so many fat people get cancer?

Your oversimplification of the human body is appalling and you should feel bad.

>>10635317
You didn't even watch the video, you replied 2 minutes after I posted it. The intro itself is like 50s

>>10635306

>>10635075
Why have I never saw a petite girl drinking beer at a bar? It's always that girl with the small home structure who properly used to be skinny but has a floppy gut but still wears crop tops. Otherwise it's just a fat, always been fat, hick-girl. You know the type: usually dyed blonde hair, boots, and massive love handle. The type that gets black out drunk and hits on you, even though you're 4-5 points above her league.
tl;dr we all know your girlfriend is fat

>>10635082
Exercise causes cancer

>>10635387
you live a sad sheltered existence

>>10635263
>Even too much vegetarian foods will cause colon cancer.

wow. Didn't know this until I looked it up:

> Long term vegetarian diet changes human DNA raising risk of cancer and heart disease

Populations who have had a primarily vegetarian diet for generations were found to be far more likely to carry DNA which makes them susceptible to inflammation.

Scientists in the US believe that the mutation occured to make it easier for vegetarians to absorb essential fatty acids from plants.

But it has the knock-on effect of boosting the production of arachidonic acid, which is linked to inflammatory disease and cancer. When coupled with a diet high in vegetable oils - such as sunflower oil - the mutated gene quickly turns fatty acids into dangerous arachidonic acid.

The finding may help explain previous research which found vegetarian populations are nearly 40 per cent more likely to suffer colorectal cancer than meat eaters, a finding that has puzzled doctors because eating red meat is known to raise the risk.

>>10635030
It's the only way I can escape sobriety though. I'm not patient enough to associate with weed dealers. I try to offset the booze on the weekends by eating a starch based diet during the week.

>>10635417
>vegetarian populations are nearly 40 per cent more likely to suffer colorectal cancer than meat eaters, a finding that has puzzled doctors because eating red meat is known to raise risk.

wow

>>10635075
hot girls only drink beer in country songs. in real life they drink kombucha

>>10635056
And look at his face. It's the face of a human without life.

>>10635196
yeah, I was just thinking the same thing

>>10635441
Good Kombucha is a bit alcoholic. Checkmate, faggot.

>>10635448
yeah i know. it has the right amount of alcohol. its like how eating pure sugar is bad for you but fruit is healthy.

>>10635417
>Populations who have had a primarily vegetarian diet for generations were found to be far more likely to carry DNA which makes them susceptible to inflammation.
>>10635417
>The finding may help explain previous research which found vegetarian populations are nearly 40 per cent more likely to suffer colorectal cancer than meat eaters

So why don't these people just stop eating vegetable oil?

>>10635464
Butter: 1
Veg Oil: 0

>>10635135
>bodys natural defense against toxins

this is completely false though

>>10635762
maybe according to (((science)))

>>10635769
>>10635333
(you)

>>10635082
Yeah like, the sun, smoked meat, vegetables, cellular growth, and pretty much everything else.

>>10635817
you were only meant to live long enough to have a chance at reproducing

that is the only reason we exist

BRO

>>10635887
BOOZE

>>10635819
that's not a reason

>>10635892
LMAO

>>10635056
>jews
>alive

>>10636936
Thats none drinker and heavy drinker, and the one on the right is from chronic dehydration not alcohol. THough that is often caused by alcohol.

>>10637111
based trips alcohol apologist.

>>10635030
>would you like a beer?

>>Yes, thank you
Don't worry about it
Just drink the beer and feel good
Problem solved
Don't sweat it
It's just a phase you're going through
You'll grow out of it, like baby-fat
No worries mate
You only live once
It's 5 o'clock somewhere
There's bigger problems in the world
Live mas

>>10635817
>smoked meat causes cancer
I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop eating chorizo

>>10635030
really misleading, most evidence suggests moderate alcohol consumption decreases mortality

>>10636936
But with the deeper grooves, doesn't that mean more gray matter surface area = smarter?

>>10636936
t. Smoothbrain

>>10635056
You know Hitler, Bush Jr and Trump are/were teetotallers too, right?

>>10635135
>cancer isnt actually bad

>>10635288
>50%+ from drinking
Who could argue this extremely reputable fact?

>>10635387
Holy shit you're a faggot kek

>>10635417
Don't tell them, we want these people to die.

where's the alck thread?!