/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I can barely eat them near my spouse; I can't enjoy the experience because I feel like I'm being judged.

Keep your deenz secret, keep your deenz safe.

They don't even smell more than 1 foot away from the tin. How on Earth people complain about them is beyond me.

Shoot up the office

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Simply hide deen fragments around the workplace. I prefer to tape them under each desk, to make sure everyone will get a whiff.
This will acclimate them to the smell before you pull out the real thing -- heck , they might ask you for a bite or two!

>>10638461

Quit your job full of low test soyboy flamers and get a job in a finance firm downtown where they eat deenz and drink manhattans for lunch every day

>>10638562
*bite or too

Rinse out tin, throw out in covered trash can. Brush teeth and wash hands after eating

>>10638461
Complain to HR about sexist and misogynist 'fish pussy' comments

>>10638563
No thanks.

>>10638565
You had it right the first time.

>>10638691
his nipples are mid-ribcage. how are they so low?

Eat them at your car or outside? It either that or get some air fresher or that shit you put on the table and it smell up the room with shitty flower smell.

>>10638549

>>10638699
Probably overweight as a child. I have the same thing but not as extreme.

Keep them in a jar of formaldehyde

>>10638691
>>10638699
>>10638932
>his nipples are mid-ribcage. how are they so low?
This is a function of bad posture. Slouching in the lower back can encourage slouching in the neck area, i.e. the classic computer nerd position. The unnatural upper spine/neck position necessitates a bit of adjustment in the shoulders for continued normal arm function, that is rolling the shoulders forward. This puts you in a bit of a perpetual shrug, hence the appearance of low nipples.

>fix lumbar spine position
>fix cervical spine position
>roll shoulder blades back to proper position (probably will require stretching/self-massage if used to wrong position)
wa la you don't look like a pencil neck geek anymore

If you absolutely have to eat deenz at work I recommend bringing the extra large boneless, skinless variety.

They barely have any smell and they taste just as good.

>>10639353
based posture poster
>>fix lumbar spine position
>>fix cervical spine position
>>roll shoulder blades back to proper position (probably will require stretching/self-massage if used to wrong position)
>wa la you don't look like a pencil neck geek anymore

>tfw trying to get my boyfriend to stop his bad posture but he literally doesn't care that he looks halfway retarded
>tries to argue that "good posture" makes you puff out your chest and he doesn't want to look like he has boobs
Where are all the good posture boyfriends?

>>10638461
tell your boss that you're a faggot ant they are being homophobic. they get sacked and you can eat din dins in peace.

>>10638475
This.
Find a barely used closet and make it your deen chamber. Sneak away to it when it's time to dine on deenz. Hiss to whoever comes too close.

>>10642102
No, that's weird.

Use that as an excuse to ask for a raise so that you could afford better fish.

>>10642102
is that Pat from Two Best Friends?

>>10638461
They're just mad you didn't offer them any of your deenz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGEOG0FF5nM

>>10645650
Ohhhh wow.
I had forgot all about that movie. I saw it when I was like ten and that slimy sound of the 'deen really appealed to me for some reason. Talked my mother into buying a can and was very disappointed that it wasn't like the movie.
I remember literally nothing else about The Burbs except that scene.

Additionally; holy shit that is Carrie Fisher

>>10638563
This guy inspires me daily

>>10638461
stop being a fat fuck and eat better food

>>10638461
vacuum seal it to your face

>>10638461
go outside with the smokers

>>10638461
That picture makes so little sense it annoys me.

>>10646227
No one asks her if her pussy smells when she wears that hat.

>>10638461
Deenz as a fashion accessory... interesting idea. I like how you think, anon.

>>10638461
>at college, in dorms
>eat deenz for a snack
>guy asks me if I have been smelling anything weird and fishy on the floor
>"haha i dunno, there are a lot of weird smells around here I guess"

>>10645546
Yes. Paige found him eating chocolate in the closet and took a picture.

most fishy smell components are amines, so acids help. You'd need way too much to neutralize everything, but some lemon or vinegar will help a little

Bring a can of surströmming instead.
They'll probably not think the deenz are so bad after that.

>>10638461
Eat them at home?

What're the best boneless/skinless deenz I can order online as an american