/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10639639
Do you really need 4chan validation to justify your poor financial situation forcing you to choose the fish of the poor?

Mackerel is better

>>10639652
damn, smoked mackerel.

In high school, I and my pal didn't sign up for Religion lessons. The rest of the class did. The school just kinda shrugged the two of us off. So we'd go to a nearby shop, buy cheap wine, drink it in a nearby forest (overgrown park) and then get something to cover up the alcohol breath on the next lesson... Normally you'd pick a mint chewing gum, or Mentos or such. Nope, not us. Smoked mackerel. Awesome memories.

>>10639639
Just dont spill the oil homey

Anyone else like cooking them with eggs on an old car rim over a flaming garbage bin? Best recipe out of this Hooverville

>>10639639
do you just eat them whole, scales and all? anyone ever got a bone from one of these? ive tried eating some, but i couldnt get past the sight of them. my cat enjoyed them though.

arsenic poisoning

>>10639708
the crunchy spine is the best bit ƒam. I say that because the taste and smell certainly aren't.

>>10639708

The canned ones - yeah. The oil/spices make them so soft you can simply smear them on bread like butter, the bones are so soft they are just harmless, you just don't feel the scales.

If you get them smoked, they are somewhat bigger, and peeling all the bones is a fucking chore.

Luckily I can afford better food nowadays.

Bought a can some 3 years ago, out of nostalgia. Got my reminder why I don't buy them.

>>10639639
i like putting it in a bowl, adding tons of salt then smashing it and dipping it with pita bread, seriously, its really good.

Best combo right here

>>10639639
Go to TJ's. Get thee some tinned smoked trout.
Fuckyeah.jpg

>>10639665
Peanut butter works well too. Or brushing your teeth.

>>10639699
>>10639644

>t. I can't find anything wrong with deenz but my babby taste buds can't handle them so i'll just call them poor people food to make myself feel better about my child's palate.

Anchovies are great for making tomato sauce or some marinara sauce

>>10640131
>t. I let a viral marketing campaign on a Bhutanese CD player repair forum dictate what food I should eat and what beverages I should drink
Shiggy

>>10639639
>/deenz/ convinced me to buy a can of pic related
>too scared to try them

Deenz and rice is the new beans and rice.

Un mets de choix.
The older it is, the better.

>>10639639
what brand are the small deenz the ones i get are huge and only 2 come in a can.

>>10640738
>I use memes from 2010 and tell others what the Zimbabwean Compost Consortium has to dictate for them

>>10641700
pic related

>>10641722
Thank you ill try them tonight.

>>10641682
>french muslim sardines

>>10641779
kek you must unveil them before eating.
It's millésime you illiterate.

>>10639639
My only concern with deenz is the sodium content, most of the brands Ive found here have close to 1 gram worth of it, Ive tried putting them in water and then draining it to see if that´d help.
I suffer from blood pressure and thus try to mind the salt volume-desu,but otherwise I think deenz are perfect for snacking on or even for breakfast.

>>10641903
>Ive tried putting them in water and then draining it
wtf? What was the result?

>>10639708
>anyone ever got a bone from one of these?
ever since I started eating deenz my erections have been firmer and larger and my libido is sky high

>>10641926
Doth thou jest, sir? I believeth you, lo I require evidence of this claim.

slam them in a sandwich with whatever u want it's pure heaven

I miss the threads with the deens song posted.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s00nakAZZQi4
Make sure to download it before it inevitably goes away.

>>10641682
nice sardine can waifu, anon

>>10639708
my cat wont even eat them

>not eating sprats

Deenz in mustard sauce on some Ritz crackers is my shit.

Has anyone had the Jose Andres canned mussels? I don't know how much longer I'll be able to resist the temptation to try them but they really are outrageously expensive so it's hard to justify

>>10639639
>>10639652

>>10643155
my nigga, was gonna say
>not sprats


****PROTIP FOR POORFAGS****

>get a bunch of >>10641722 or your fave expensive variety
>get one of the 0.69 cent on sale great value bullshit deenz
>go to self checkout counter
>repeatedly scan the cheapy and drop the primos in the bag, it's usually weight sensitive
>.....
>profit

>>10643185
this also works with arizona tea and tallboys of pibber, for my underage frends

>>10643185
sprats are like coke. you can't get enough of them

>>10641257
That brand is goat but olive oil is a hard first time

>>10641917
I don't think it did anything, taste was basically the same, just as salty. I thought it would work just like with dried and salted cod fish but nah

>>10643182
>they really are outrageously expensive
It's super cheap here, where do you live?

>>10640131
Other than the bones that are just dissolved enough not to be dangerous, but not enough not to be a bother?

Other than the fact it's literally a can of spiced oil with waste fish (stuff that is normally discarded by fishers, except someone found a way to sell this) added as a cheapo filler a'la sawdust?

That it's literally impossible to eat them without getting drops of oil somewhere - on the table, clothes, etc?

I used to eat sardines rather frequently. I don't recall that period fondly, my mother working until 2AM to be able to afford doctors for severely sick father, and the cheap food for us. Times were bleak back then, and sardines were a staple. I'm glad it's in the past.

>>10644469
Enough with the reddit spacing ok pal

>>10644469
The bones provide a crazy amount of calcium according to the package?

How the fuck are you getting oil everywhere? Do you just pause for a minute between the tin and your mouth? Drain the tin before consuming and wipe the bottom, then consume your sardines. I rarely had problems with drops getting anywhere.

>>10639734
>>10644469
>>10644478
Samefagging it up

>>10644486
I've made one post here turbonigger. Lrn2IP.

>>10644486

>>10639734 and >>10644469 are mine. >>10644478 is someotherfag.

I will sometimes eat a can of sardines with a bag of cheez-its and a bit of hot sauce. It's good, but then I am buying the high-end deenz, lightly smoked in olive oil.

I like these because I'm an actual poorfag.

>>10639644
>fish of the poor
their price is just a bonus
they're delicious and nutritious and versatile

>>10643150
jesus, that cat is going spastic

>>10641682
she cute

I'm eating sardines raw from the can right now and there's nothing you can do.

>>10639639
ok you fags won me over i bought some earlier from a trader joes and am pleasantly surprised with how nice it is just out of the tin. what brands are good?

>>10646797
They aren't raw

My grandpa always had them around the house, After he passed I tried a can on them on some saltines and it was pretty damn good.

>>10647701
>what brands are good?
There are thousands of brands and any of them are equal, it's just sardines. But there is some fancy stuff like millesime sardines >>10641682
It is said that after some years they are even better, melted in the oil. (there is no expiration date)

>>10647775
thanks bro, the kind i got are skinless/boneless and in oil and theyre quite nice but do you recommend ant other styles?

>>10647775
they dont expire?!

>>10647788
>the kind i got are skinless/boneless
That's filets de sardines. Most of the time they are just guttless/headless, and honestly if you feel the bones you are heavily sensitive. There are many variation, with tomato sauce, lemon, garlic, or whatever, but the best imo is the simple olive oil.

>>10647827
As long as the can is intact, at least for the sardines à l'huile.