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10643634 No.10643634 [Reply] [Original]

You're at the grocery store, and this guy slaps your girlfriend on the ass and tells you your gluten is underdeveloped. What do?

>> No.10643638

>>10643634
I beg to have my own ass slapped by this gentleman

>> No.10643651

As long as he doesn't have open cuts, I have nothing to fear from an HIV positive gay dude smacking my girlfriend on the ass.

>> No.10643664

>>10643634
Drop to my knees and suck him off of course

>> No.10643675

>>10643634
He looks like gayverine

>> No.10643689
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10643689

>>10643675
More gay than hairy Canadian midget with an oral fixation?

The only thing he ever did right was delve into alcoholism and want to bang his students.

>> No.10643694

>>10643634
>>10643638
If this isn't your answer, yall are gay.

>> No.10643726

I wonder what it would feel like on my bum, I imagine a gentle scritch-scratch not intense at all, probably barely discernible in between the punctuated spanks he would be delivering to my bumcheeks.

>> No.10644289

>no jack gif
/ck/ is changing...

>> No.10644341
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10644341

He looks worse than Jet Li now.

>> No.10645272

>>10644341
So he's finally decided to go fully bald now. Good for him.

>> No.10645349

>>10643634
Accept my death

>> No.10645420
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10645420

Does anyone have the screencap of the anon proving that he's friends with AB's ex wife?

>> No.10645837

you have to choose one to protect you and the other will try to kill you

>> No.10645840
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10645840

>>10645837
forgot pic

>> No.10645850

>>10645840
Protect me? I could kill em both at the same time. It takes more effort on my part not to murder most people than it would take me to kill them. I am six and a half feet tall and mean.

>> No.10645856
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10645856

>>10645850
here is the final boss

>> No.10645859 [DELETED] 

>>10645420

wtf? I thought Asians don't age?

>> No.10645865

>>10645856
he looks more fun to fight than the fat boy or the queer.

>> No.10645900
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10645900

>>10643675
What did you just say about me?

>> No.10645914

>>10645900
I called you gayverine. Gayverine.

>> No.10645915

>>10645900
i said your gay

>> No.10645919

>>10643675
Ok cool I see what you did there. You took Wolverine's name and added gay. Redundant really. All the proof is right in front of you. All he had to do is bitch slap Cyclops one good time and Jean would be his. Or Rogue that he could never quite nail down. Shit even Jubilee could have had a Leon the Professional kind of situation with him. But fucking no. Never happened. Hairy cigar smoking faggot.

>> No.10645930

>>10645919
He is like 120, and pusy gets very boring at around 40.

>> No.10646325

>>10645272
I used to think the same way. Just shave it off and get it over with. Now that I see him he should buy a toupee.

>> No.10646353

>>10645919
>He thinks gayverine could steal Jean away from a man that has fucked her in 4 different timelines and has had multiple children with her and her clone.

>> No.10646424

>>10643634
I dunno. Punch him?