/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10649465
Finding anything better in America isn't easy. If you were conditioned to think that is what chocolate is supposed to taste like you'd probably like it too.

>>10649471
just don't almost anything from the store - it's all sugar
it's that simple

>>10649465
I’m a burger and I don’t like it either, and I’m sure a good margin of muricanas don’t as well. It’s usually only the retards or lower class shitholes that ever buy this slop. Only acceptable Hershey’s are Cookies n’ Cream & Hershey Gold. Anything below that is shit tier.

>>10649471
>Finding anything better in America isn't easy
It's extremely easy to find better chocolate than a fucking hershey's bar you mong.

>>10649465

I actually like it, it's less sweet and sickly than cadburys, but mainly just because it's a novelty I guess. I think you're overblowing how bad it is.

>>10649465
That's like complaining the chocolate in a Snickers isn't real chocolate. Hershey's bars are more like candy bars than straight up chocolate.

>>10649465
I don't think anyone here has eaten one of these since the great depression

>>10649747
>the chocolate in a Snickers isn't real chocolate
excuse me what

>>10649465
The only bar I eat from Hershey's is Krackel. They are infinitely better than Crunch bars.

>>10649765
they're stale knockoffs

>>10649677
Are most Americans going to go out of their way to pick up the more expensive somewhat harder to find chocolate? Or pick up the cheap popular Hershey bar right next to the check out line?

I don't get it, it tastes like literal vomit

>>10649833
>Are most Americans going to go out of their way to pick up the more expensive somewhat harder to find chocolate?
If that's what they want, then yes.

Or pick up the cheap popular Hershey bar right next to the check out line?
If that's what they want, then yes.

>>10649833
>pick between easily accessible garbage and going of your way to find actual chocolate
yes quite a dilemma hmmmm

>>10649465
I don't get it either, and I fucking live here. It's even more puzzling when Hershey is stocked alongside far better options.

For me it's old books.

>>10649833
You don't seem to be aware that the faggy five dollar chocolate that's better than anything you have access to is also in the checkout line.

Europeans think America is a giant gas station or something. How can you actually doubt at this point that we have access to higher quality basically-everything than you? You've got us on porcini mushrooms, congrats.

>>10649471
Do you want me to take a picture or the gourmet chocolate at my local convenience store, grocery store or organic grocer? All within one mile. Pick one.

>Wait, they have more and better than us?!?!

Can't wait for the smelly euroconfusion.

>>10649931
Because everything the average American eats is fake.

>>10649943
Yeah that's why in countless situations something has to be real to be sold in USA but not real to be sold in EU, like your "hamburger" meat with fucking horse in it. Reality is I can walk down the street and get *anything* higher quality than you can. Oh no, I can't get fancy imported European cheeses!! Unless I go to the fucking import euro cheese store

This is how it looks when your country has a functioning economy

>>10649974
Don't forget about the fake whisky, that's a real eye opener.

>>10649974
While I agree with you for the most part, there are many cheeses that we can't get here in the US thanks to a banket Federal ban on importing cheeses made from unpasteurized milk aged for less than 60 days. There is, however, an extant black market for it though.

But the Eurofag in >>10649943 has a valid point though. The fact that we can get just about anything here is moot when the average American is a fool subsisting on industrial food.

>>10649465
Just look at the ingredients when you buy chocolate. It's not hard. Heck, you should be checking that out anyhow.

>>10649994
are amerilols really so fat that they are willing to risk going to jail just so they can consume more cheeses?

the plebitry in this thread is revolting
you can't compare hershey's chocolate to your gourmet shit that costs a shitton more, it's like comparing literally any other food to each other out of it's cost class.
>HURR Kraft Cheese is dumb and bad
no fucking shit, if i wanted mind melting cheese i'd have to pay a lot more for it. Same with Beer and everything else consumable.

>>10649994
How the fuck does the average American have anything to do with me or people who come here?

The average euro has attained a level of education lower than the average American and his name is muhammed 0.01% more every day but we don't feel the need to constantly drag that onto a cooking board since we aren't fucking obsessed with their little commune of nothing-states which collectively produce zero fucking advances in science or medicine because they have no quality education systems and no culture of exceptionalism

>B-but we can get maggoty cheese!

You poor, poor human beings.... If you've never had Lindt before, you are just not ready to die.

lindt is precisely on the line between acceptable and trash

>>10650028
Not even particularly good, way too high fat content and too creamy texture

PS these are sold by the trillions in America. It's an industrial brand basically

>>10650028
You can get this at fucking walmart you mong.

>>10650032
Sure, I thought we would be talking about industrial brands itt.

Since we are not, here's a real delight: Neuhaus. Really good chocolate.

hershey's chocolate is for when you don't feel like spending money or loving yourself. for everything else there is moonshine chocolate

>>10649465
>taste like vomit
What are you eating that tastes like chocolate and sugar?

how do y'all rate schokakola, do you prefer red or blue?

Dark chocolate > milk chocolate

This one's pretty good tho

>>10649843

O B S E S S E D

It's made using butyric acid to speed along processing. Butyric acid is present in stomach acid and is mostly responsible for its smell and taste

>>10650227
O B E S E

>>10649843
What you're smelling/tasting is butyric acid.
And you're a tastelet manchild.

>>10650250
UK has higher obesity rate than US.

>>10650250
EURO-PEON

>>10650264
The Germans are the most overweight, with 75/60% but the UK is the most obese.

>>10650280
My girlfriend's office recently had their German counterparts visit and it was really absurd she said all the Germans just ate nothing but meat constantly

>>10649768
They both came out in 1938.

>move to europe
>encounter fazer chocolate
>on par with lindt but cheap af

Help

>>10649465
I noticed this too when I got some hershey kisses once, there was literally a vomit like aftertaste
I never bought that brand again.

>>10650285
if they really did that, they'd all essentially be on an atkins or ketogenic style diet and wouldn't be overweight.

>>10650024
>The average euro has attained a level of education lower than the average American and his name is muhammed 0.01% more every day but we don't feel the need to constantly drag that onto a cooking board since we aren't fucking obsessed with their little commune of nothing-states which collectively produce zero fucking advances in science or medicine because they have no quality education systems and no culture of exceptionalism
This right here? It demonstrates that American education is so bad that it's a wonder they can even write.

>yuros act like having more selection but no money because lol 56% taxes is good

we can buy your chocolate and have more money

>>10650968

>>10651854
That is from 2014... yes. Those figures do look like what 14-18 year old millennials could expect to earn if they work.

What do your youth make jerkoff?

>>10651854
And if they went to uni, most have hundreds of thousands in debt. Decent chocolate is the least of their worries.

>>10650197
oh man i used to get this all the time

>>10651925
do we seem worried in any of our media you consume and attempt to be a part of or otherwise adopt?

I am a bit older. My education took about two years to pay off once I was established in my field. Land of opportunity fuckface. We don't want you though. We are fine.

>>10651911
>14-18 year old millennials
>millennials
>"Pew Research Centre announced this week that they would be applying the term “millennial” only to those people born between 1981 and 1996"

Try again fuck cunt

>>10652060
Date of announcement and source retard? The quoted source is 2014. Find up to date accounting and then talk shit. Everyone I know that actually works and has some marketable skill are killing it.

>>10652084

>>10650856
Beer brats and bread

>>10652138
Average salary for 16-34 is 35k according to the BLS

>>10652184
>35k
>killing it

My father used to take me to the drugstore after I'd mowed the lawn and telling me I could have anything I wanted. Anything at all. And there was a lot. But I picked a Hershey bar. The wrapper looked like what was inside. And as I ripped it open, my father tousled my hair and forever his love and the chocolate were tied together.

>>10652195
16-24 is essentially earning nothing, or poverty tier wages while in school. If you can't make bank in this hot economy, that's your own fault.

>>10652195
for someone with the average age of 20

>>10649465
they eat vomit regularly so it is normal to them
master race cheap chocolate pic related

>>10649465
It's 2018, does anyone still expect Americans to have any taste?

>>10650140
Blue is better imo.

>>10649471
You can go to a chocolate shops for the real stuff, nothing wrapped in plastic is 100% coco.

>>10652353
i bet you eat semen on the reg too

>>10652200
nice blog retard, guess what? no one cares.

i love heresheys + im not america native

lick how it both smoot etd crumble like the candy of chaddar chaese

>>10652375
his dad cares.

Did your whore mom chase the dad out of your life, or are you just a dick?

>>10649843
The smell of the canned stuff is terrible for me even though it wasn't the case when I was younger. The proper shit is amazing though

>>10649465
ive never had a problem with hersheys. i think they make it differently in other countries.

now, cadbury on the other hand, LITERALLY tastes like vomit.

>>10649465
>literal vomit.
Dang, consider regurgitating for a living?
>>10650024
>>10650964
Ya'll getting baited

>>10652200
My father died and this post literally made me cry. Thank you, anon.

>>10650028
This is an upgrade from Hersheys and I'm okay with it. Love caramel and salt ones.

>>10652407
Nigga wtf? Cadbury is good

>>10649833
>Are most Americans going to go out of their way to pick up the more expensive somewhat harder to find chocolate?

Even fucking walmart has cadburry. They have a literal whole row of chocolate and other candies.

>>10650012
seriously, what is a Hershey bar, .70 to 1 usd? so .60 to 0.85 eruos? 0.75 British pound?

And shit, I can walk into a walmart and buy cadbury, Milka Alpine, Ritter Sport and probably not even joking 200 other types of sweets and candies.

I mean shit, They have like 50 to 100 different ice cream flavors.

>>10650140
its ok, its nice to eat a small piece in the morning. The tins are fun.

>>10649465
I've actually found the same thing, I don't understand it, the first time I thought maybe it was out of date or something but I've had it twice and both times it was fucking disgusting. I was shocked at how famous/popular this disgusting chocolate seems to be.

Legitimately tastes like somebody ate some fish and threw up some of their stomach bile into the chocolate mixture.

>He doesn't eat Godiva
Plebs

the fucking GOAT

mad coasties and flyovers itt

>>10654062
I'm not american

>>10654074
you have my condolences

>>10654076
no need, for my chocolate contains 0% stomach bile

>>10654062
>Pennsylvania
>superior

PA is full of weirdos and their mountains are dreary and boring, the only reason to ever go there is to check out the Amish goods. Virginia and the Carolinas are where it's at.

>>10649974
You realise muh Yurop is not an actual country right ameranon?

The horsemeat was not allowed by regulation to be sold as beef you dopey cunt, it was a grievous error that grossed people out. Only certain french people and maybe a few other nations in Europe would want to eat horse by choice.

t take a look at McNation, and what it details about faeces in the beef over there.

>Be Murican
>Literally eating fried turd

>>10649465
our candy is terrible and fake so what. its good

>>10649833
You literally go into the candy section and pick up some 70 percent or higher cacao chocolate. Fucking hell man.

>>10654343
>be british
>be eating horses
>be feeding your cows the brains of other cows
>wonder why you have all these diseases now
Prion carriers aren't allowed in this conversation

>>10650197
That isn't chocolate. There is 0% cacao in white chocolate.

>>10654343
>american says something that in no way implies that europe is a country
>yuro replies with "dude u know europe isn't a country right????"
Why is this becoming such a common sight on this board

>>10650012
Anon, you get a good quality choclate bar in germany for like 0,50 euroshekels. Even the cheapest shit in germany doesn't taste like vomit due to not using lipolysis and creating butyric acid. This in addition to using more sugar than actual cocoa makes it simply disgusting to serve the american palette.

>>10654545
>palette
Retard.

> butyric acid in your chocolate
Fucking Hershey's what the fuck literal vomit

You chose the wrong one

>>10649465
why do people say literally when it does not literally taste like vomit? what do you get from lying op?

>>10654630
it contains butyric acid which is one of the main components of vomit

>>10654664
Butter contains butyric acid, you moron. Does that LITCHERUHLY taste like vomit too?

>>10649465
yeah, first time I went to America I decided to get a Hershey bar because I heard that was THE chocolate bar in America. Genuinely felt sick and threw it away after a couple bites. It really, really does taste like the aftertaste of vomit in your mouth. Americans sicken me.

>Euros pay to fly all the way to America just to eat the most bottom barrel foods we have on purpose so they can complain about it

>>10654968
this
If I remember correctly, hershey bars are 79 cents or something? that's like going to taco bell and ordering a value menu taco then saying Mexican food sucks

>>10654968
>licks hobo shit smears off the floor in LA
haha americans your food SUCKS. EBIN KEKZ.

>>10654987
>pays money to eat vomit-flavoured food

>>10654996
Better than paying 50% of our paycheck on one meal of gelled eel pie with a hefty coating of Muslim cum.

>>10654927
>I do not understand the difference between a little of something and a lot of something
Nonwhite detected

>>10649465
Do European cuckolds really OBSESS over shitty American candy?

>>10649465
DO AMERICANS REALLY?

>>10654135
>PA is full of weirdos
That's why PA is best state.

>all this shit chocolate
>Lindt
70%+ single-origin is where it's at

>>10649465
i wouldn't say vomit but salty solified low quality cocoa ichor

>>10650028
lindt is pure sugar and fat, not real chocolate

>no true Scotsman

why is /ck/ so toxic?

Adults don't eat chocolate (except +80% dark) so what does it matter?

>>10649465
Because we eat with the addiction centers of our brains and not our tongues