/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10652913
nice

hallelujah he's back

>>10652913
The jam cookie is a nice touch.

>>10652913
nice

>>10652913
dam were just saying on her last night he was gone for a month must have died from that 100 year old meat, NICE

These modern australian rations look pretty good.

>>10652913
>soysauce
>noodles
the chinaman grip over australia tightens

God damn now I want some noodles.

>>10653044
Ughhh you couldn't be more politically and economically incorrect get the fuck off ck

>>10652913
Nice

>>10653070
>chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature

STFU you slant-eyed Oriental.

>>10653070
Dirty gook.

>>10653211
careful... he might try to high kick you in the pelvis with all the force 92 lbs of math nerd can generate

nice

How come everytime there is a thread about how steve hasn't made a video in a while and probably died a new one comes out the next day? D-does he come here?

>>10653230
even if he does

you're still not special

>thread about steve not posting a video in a month and worry for his well-being
>new video posted hours later
stevo lurks here

>>10652913
Nice

I love the cut between meals

>>10653236
maybe OP is stevo

>>10652913
lol


he's so positive

>>10653230
viral advertising

>>10653346
Unlike this thread. Shame.

am I the only one that prefers his MRE reviews from the past 10 or so years rather than the ancient ones?
The other ones are interesting but pretty much the same every time. Opens it up, shits rancid, tries to eat some of it, smokes a ciggie or two
I find it more interesting to see what other countries have out their these days for their rations and he gives a good idea of what their food quality is like

I can't believe that Steve literally meatspinned at the camera.
And for breakfast!

>>10653437
Yeah, me too. The old ones are more interesting as historic documents than product showcases.

What does vegemite tastes like? I don't have it where I live.

nice

>>10652913
nice

>>10653482
Concentrated shitposting.

>>10653482
if you make beer

just save the yeast patty from the bottom of the primary fermenter and eat that

mmmmmmmmm
Vegemite

lets check out this protein drink, essentially
>oh wow

>>10653070
Found the faggot.

>>10652913
nice

Gotta whip it.

>>10653070

>>10653437
The modern ones always make me hungry, most of the mains look delicious. Wish I could get some that weren't stupid expensive.

Do you think we will ever find out about some dark shit about his life or past that will strip him of all respect forever?

>Steve holds back and cucks you out of spoon tap tunes
>Edges you for every drink
>Stirs and taps out a song at dinner after 20 minutes
>mfw

i wish i had the money to buy and eat lots of rations

>>10654298
keep wishing. I am sure it will get you there.

Steve mowed lawns.

>>10654064
>Was able to find one of the good looking french 24 hour ones he reviewed not long ago for $35
>After shipping it came out to $90 and I decided to cancel the order
The shipping fucking kills it man. I was excited too.

>>10653437
It’s really interesting how he’s so good you can enjoy both. If he only did the gross out old ones it would really paint him into a corner and force him to escalate.

>>10654537
>Shipping is a nightmare.
>The packages are designed with low weight in mind.
How does that shit work, postal service?!

>>10652913
Nice, I get really worried for Steve when the time between videos gets around a month or longer.

>>10653346
>>10654589
If everyone was in the world were replaced with clones of him, would that mean that they would stop producing military MREs (because there would be no more war)?

>>10653070
DUDE let's sell all our minerals without adding value lmao

>>10653482
salt

I was triggered by the last 24 hour aussie ration he did when he made the Mi Goreng wrong. This was a pleasant surprise.

...Musk flavored?

>>10653070
shh Chankaro

Bros... I'm having Steve cold turkey....
Why does he upload so little all of the sudden?

>>10654915
Because he needs actual rations to eat or there is no video. Though I do remember he was contemplating doing outdoor camping videos.

>Musk flavor
australian cuisine

>>10654875
>>10654942
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musk_stick

Good shit yo

he's really shaking in this one

>that little jingle he always makes by splicing together clips of the spoon hitting glass when stirring a drink

post rares

>>10655320

Every time he comments about wanting some of those fruit bars, aren't they the kind you can buy in grocery stores or am I missing something? Because they totally looks like Sunrype Fruit to Go.

I miss armhair ponytail steve

>>10654952
>ywn taste Steve’s musk stick

>tfw Steve has gaslit me into spending huge sums of money on foreign MREs
>Tried all the common countries and am now spending over $80 on rarer countries rations
>spent $100 on a one meal Japanese
>Thinking of buying a Indonesian for more than that

I need to catch them all guys, I just need to

>>10655320

>>10652913
nice

>>10654537
Where did you order it from? mRE mountain is cheap if you live in the US

>>10656271
aliexpress

>>10656167
Now you know how Steve feels when he devours 100 year old MREs

>>10656183
Not nice

>>10656460

Help

>>10652913
i though t he died after the last video

>>10656661
get control of your life son

Does Steve have palsy? Why are his hands always shaking?

>>10652913
I could really use a blessing right now

Nice!

>>10656942
he's excited. also he likes to work out before he eats

>>10656942
I think he once responded in a comment saying that he works out before doing these

He's still alive, praise Steve

>>10658720
>He's still alive, praise Steve
I see what you did there.

>>10656283
not me
>>10656271
Some independent seller, probably the reason it was so much. MRE mountain didn't have any I really wanted.

>>10652913
nice

>>10656949
>>10656964
Nothing like the shakes you get from lifting and feeling dead after. 200% nice.

>>10654111
Fucking same. he knows what we want, and how to keep us coming back for more.

>>10654602
Steve’s are intrinsically patriotic. If the elite Steve’s power corrupts them and they use nationalism for evil they would absolutely force the working class Steve’s to go to war, which they would out of duty.

Steve is the kind of guy that helps you move, then buys YOU pizza and beer.

>>10659744
His videos are so pleasant

>>10652913

>>10659744
I want to have Steve help me move then! Maybe he would share an MRE with me.. or maybe even a Lucky Strike.

>>10653763
kek

MRE Zone is really good I just bought a whole bunch of IMPs from that guy.

Also waiting on 6x Kazakh rations from Rocket Store from Ebay. I paid $125 shipped.

Anyone here ever try a Kazakh? Steve has not reviewed one yet. I saw Emmy did one but I really want to know what Steve thinks of them.

Just watched his videos for the first time, is it wrong to say he's just like a grownup Reviewbrah? It feels uncannily similar.

>>10659961
yes

>ordered case of MREs from mremountain last Friday
>still no tracking info

wtf

How do I get a /fit/ body like Steve?

>>10660033
mow lawns, work out

>>10660005
fuck, he's such a chad

>want to buy us army mre
>€18 for the mre
>about the same amount shipping
just

>>10652913
nice

He cut his hair :(

>>10652913
Nice

>>10653722
>nice
>no hiss
chickety check yourself before you wreck yourself

>>10652913
>30 minutes
>starting with a modern
aw yis

>>10653070
China nigger detected.

>>10655445

>>10652913
nice

>>10656183
DICKBUTT

>>10653070
Australia is rightful Chinese clay!

>>10652913
Nice

FUCK YOU GUYS!! I have been watching this asshole for 4 hours and have 3 24 rations on my Ebay watch list. Fuck

>>10653482

Tastes like insect repellant and salt. It's only good if you add a little to jam on toast.

Steve is getting swole af

Why would you guys buy MREs when you can buy fresher, better tasting food for cheaper?
MREs are literally made to feed troops where they are unable to find a normal food supply, why pay lots for and eat them when you do have a proper food supply?

>>10652913
Why do his hands shake so much?

>>10652913
>Watch new Steve video
>See MRE Mountain suddenly selling 2018 MCW on amazon

Fuck.

>>10664226
he is becoming a giant muscle

>>10652913
nice

>>10664248
Because they come in little plastic packages that you get to rip apart

>>10664248
Because I'm a fat loser who wants to LARP as a big strong soldier in the woods.

>>10664401
Wrong, I'm a skinny loser who wants to RP as big fat soldier.

>>10656661
Just make your own MRE.
You need some cardboard boxes, some shelf-stable bread/biscuits, some canned meat or potted meat, some freeze-dried food, instant tea or coffee, juice powder etc. Add a few random items to boxes without looking, hot sauce or some other condiments. Mark boxes with expiry date. Call them Kekistan 1 man 24 hour MREs or whatnot.
Store away for a few years (in a dark dry cool place) so you forget whats in them. Then open them up. Make a video out of it.

>>10664438
Ooh, better yet, do a swap with a friend. Surprise MRE!

>>10653437
I love watching him smoke

damn steve is hot. I would suck the corn out of his ass and make cornbread

>>10655320
Yo what's with that penmanship

>>10665113
True character that's what.

>>10652913
I want Steve to jack me off with the force of his shaky hands alone

I want Steve to fuck me hard up the ass, so when he slides his cock out, air escapes my gaping asshole and he said "nice hiss"

>tfw you nut and Steve says "ew, ew no, god" but keeps sucking

>>10665178
>no hiss

>>106530Those are Indonesian not chinese

>>10665113
He...he worked out right before writing that.

>>10665200
Delete this immediately

>>10666809
>>tfw you nut and Steve says "ew, ew no, god" but keeps sucking

>>10655332
any /fa/ggots know what brand shoes those are

>>10652913
nice

Tfw this is my first Steve video

How do you make your own MRE or at least prepare something that last for few days without refrigerator and require little to no cooking?

>>10671147
>>how do you make your own MRE
you don't.

>>last for a few days without refrigerator
Google:
-home canning
-drying
-pickling
-jerky
-biltong
-trail mix

>>10652913
NICE
I C
C I
ECIN

>>10671156
I didn't mean actual MRE, I meant more along the lines of tightly packed food for in 24 hours one man ration that doesn't spoil easily.
My job started to require me to stay overnight, with no cooking facilities.
I usually just bring with me some spam cans and eat it with my spork.

>>10656167

Catch what, every foodborne organism known to man

Didn't know Steve was /ck/ figured /k/ would claim him. I found his videos this week and they're the comfiest in YouTube entertainment

>>10673476
>c/k/

>>10655320
holy shit... a man which writes like me.

>>10673476
my threads about him always get deleted. maybe he is more /k/

>>10652916
wow

>>10673476
/k/ sent him a remove kebab patch you can see in the background of his torso shots

>>10672039
just make sandwiches and pack them with a cold pack

>>10665113
he writes like a six year old damn

>>10652913