/ck/ - Food & Cooking

$0.38 a meal, how can rice and beams compete.

>>10660662
>1 poster
>12 replies

>>10660829
It's a dump

>>10660864

jesus christ

>>10660686
That's really depressing.

This is big in Mexico

>>10660795
Is there a reason for adding the butter?

>>10660936
?

That's Pig fat...

Competition

Don't feel bad for this guy.

Feel bad for this guy.

>>10660936
To based it, 1-2 min let sit for room ten min when done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyRZgKd5shs&list=PL8zglt-LDl-ggUkeOWhexdlJ-IzjZXz8x

Your tuna is dolphin friendly, but is it toothless Shark friendly.

Locals stealing transformer coolant Oil to use or cooking.
Free cooking Oil, Great.
No Electricity, not so Great!

Seeds?

Just going about your business stealing gutter oil, then someone asks WTF are you doing!!!

>>10660974
dat flip tho

Laxatives, Kids, Seagulls.

>>10660864
Why not make lasagna at this point? This is the stupidest dish Ive seen. I fucking hate mellinial meme recipes

>>10661174
e?

>>10660662
some trash cans.

File name says it all

Eat someones half finished lunch, this might happen.

Nice going on the new webms anon.

>>10660938
what are the transparent strips he put in? kinda looks like tripe. what are the small red fruits(?)?

>>10661225
Pig Fat??

>>10661225
Cueritos
Pickled pig skin

>>10661223
THNX
Tasty on Ytube, made em for my phone, thought to share.

>>10661172
Why do they even make pasta in different shapes? It's all the same thing. Why do they even make different recipies for any foods in the first place for that matter. It all gets digested into poop in the end anyway. Fucking MELLINIALS REEEEE

>>10660686
Where is this?

>>10660894
I like this video a lot. It's a super simple & fast way to break down a lobster for cooking. I'll have to give it a go next time I buy a live one.

>>10661256
Philippines
Tagalog term for leftover food from restaurants (usually from fast-food restaurants) scavenged from garbage sites and dumps.Pagpag food can also be expired frozen meat, fish, or vegetables discarded by supermarkets and scavenged in garbage trucks where those expired foods are collected.

>>10660686
The restuarant owner looks like hes going to cry the entire time

>>10660679
Will the slow cooker get hot enough to burn off the alcohol in the wine?

>>10661245
poor snek

>>10661245
Oh he's trying to scare the snake off the- I-I see

>>10661292
8Hrs, yes????

>>10661070
nothing in that video supports your claim. fuckoff to your containment board, /pol/fag

>>10661292
it all turns into vapor and you get instantly drunk when you open the lid

>>10661292
It would have to, otherwise that stew would be disgusting.

>>10660666
the devil's very own soup

>>10661123
this just looks like a public works employee cleaning out a storm drain system. what makes you think this guy is "stealing" anything, let alone intent on cooking with whatever he just pulled out of that drain?

>>10661335
I have a hard time believing that fully cooked coconut crab meat isn't tough as fuck.

>>10661163
fake & guy. that video was faker than the crisis actors at sandy hook.

>>10661365
She bought a house from 10 years o collecting gutter OIL

>>10661045
Tasty must be destroyed. They need to be stopped.

>>10660857
Noooo! Poor squiddies :(

>>10660924
This looks like garbage.

>>10661375

D'ya ever get the feeling that every person in china hates every other person in china?

>>10660686
>owning a restaurant is expensive
This video disproves that you lazy fucks

>>10661365
looks legit to me, gutter oil was a thing in china for a while

I don't know if it's technically "stealing" but it's fucking disgusting in any case.

>>10660677
Nigger, what the fuck is this?

>>10661383
>opening shot of people cleaning out a drainage system of some sort
>jump cut to someone stirrring a boiling vat
>jump cut to some barrels
>jump cut to more boiling
>I SWEAR these juxtaposed video clips are what I say they are guise!
>source: xenophobia and trust me, bro.

gtfo with your racist propaganda infowars shit. either cite a legit source or kill yourself.

>>10660857
>this kills the squid

>>10661504
>gutter oil was a thing in china for a while

citation needed. my point still stands: nothing in the video shows that the guy in question wasn't engaged in legitimate work, and certainly nothing presented in the video shows that he was intent on cooking with the product he collected.

>>10660686
>Eating literal garbage instead of just being a vegetarian when you're poor

Can't say I understand it lads

>>10661534
>Gutter Oil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpDTh5FWAbw&t=3s

>>10661433
WE WUZ DINOS

>>10661174
Huh?

>>10660666
Nasty

>>10661242
Why do they even make poop in different shapes? It's all the same thing.

>>10660857
I feel really bad for them.

>>10661025
>vegan pulled pork
Why do they insist on doing things like this? Anyone expecting pulled pork will be disappointed. If they took these flavor concepts and allowed it to flourish as its own thing, they could be more accepted.

>>10661517
prison food

>>10660677
What a shit recipe. Literally looks like fucking prison food. Awful.

>>10661646
The title of the webm is literally fucking prison burrito, no shit it looks like prison food.

>>10661654
Looks pretty good.
If you eat rabbit but think this is nasty you're probably an idiot.

>>10660894
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE JUTS KILL IT ALREADY

>>10661174
eeeEeG?
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g???G?

>>10660666
...like, I feel like it would be halfway alright if it had a chowder-like consistency. But it's legit chicken and tomato-bean water...

>>10660894
For fuck's sake, at least knife the little bastard in the head beforehand.

>>10660672
Probably the only one of these videos that's reasonable

>>10660795
>"really generously season"
>does the bare minimum amount of seasoning
Is this how wh*te people have to be instructed in order to make food properly?

>>10661172
Mainly because most millennials can't cook, that includes everyone on this board. You ever notice that nobody actually posts pictures of the food they have made? Even when people do it just gets critiqued to shit. It's because /ck/ can't cook.

>>10661580
They live in the middle of a bunch of a vast expanse of slums, there's not really a lot of vegetables they can grow

>>10660662
Would fuck that Asian MILF behind her.

>>10660662
her eyes are fucking terrifying

>>10660662
>justchinkthings

>>10660864
if i wasn't already disgusted by the ricotta cheese inside there, they went and added a coconut sized scoop on top. what the fuck.

>>10660686
Holy shit, is America really this bad now?

>>10660662

>>10661018
>vegan spaghetti
wut

>>10661534
>things I don't like are /pol/

>>10661106
>ywn grind away at the family food stall with your dad in a 3rd world shithole

>>10661115
My mom once bought jumbo oysters that you couldn't eat in just one bite and after she saw what was inside she doesn't eat them anymore

>>10661534
I'm guessing in China a lot of people just dump dirty oil into the gutter. Makes sense poor people would reclaim it

>>10661927
/ck/ is /leftypol/ and it's pretty goddamn obvious.

>>10660672
>carrots
>chicken thighs
>seasonings
>no celery
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10662002
>If you're not /pol/ then you must be the opposition.
Maybe we just don't want any political crap here and just wanna talk about food.

>>10661031
So these cunts just kill sharks and dump them back in the ocean?

>>10660662
I wish a girl would look at my dinger like that

>>10661764
We like to taste the meat.

>>10662112
Tell that to the nigger that started it: >>10661534

>>10660662
God I wish that were me

>>10660864
>Not removing onions to allow meat to cook properly
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10661806
This is a cooking subreddit.

>>10660679
can someone explain to me why they put the flour all over the beef before searing? what does that add to a sear?

>>10660677
Ah, now this is authentic Mexican cuisine.

>>10662002
fuck off you raging paranoiac

>>10661174
His stare into the camera persistantly makes me uncomfortable. Only kids and psychos can't act decent in presence of a camera and stare into its lens.
Whenever I see this webm I always speculate on what is going through his deranged mind
>Had I known I'd be filmed today I would have put on something decent instead of that filthy beater
>why you filmin me dog, all I'm doing is making eggtoasts for ten rupees

>>10662002
leave this place alone you asshat

>>10660662

>>10661174
I don't see what's so remarkable about this.

>>10661744
>>10661684
Lobster get bad really fast you hippies.

>>10661115
>hammering the knife towards his dick

>>10662823
Too bad your parents didn't know their son would be born with assburguer.

>>10662835
why not just cut your own onion and garlic, fucking millenials

>>10662609
cant sear wet meat. flour dries it out

>>10661174
how there eggs does breaking booth the without out he of get?

>>10663014
>spraying water
>spraying it close to the fish so the water goes all over it

What a moron

>>10662860
Too bad your parents made you gay

! mud pie please.

>>10663123
Better

>>10663148
Is that nigga trying to break the yolks?

>>10662829
800 grams isn't even that much.

>>10662147
Looks like an accidental catch.

>>10663300
Almost 2 lbs, maybe not for your fatass.

>>10661941
What did she find inside the oysters?

>>10663521
tiny crabs

>>10663525
That sounds delicious, your mom is retarded and should be shot

>>10662871
americans are used to garlic and onion powder, it doesn't taste right to us when you use fresh ingredients

>>10661764
stop pretending to be a nigger

>>10660686
>that girl top on market stall guy

>>10661829
Yep. She looks like an uncanny valley.

>>10661271
What the fuck is this thing?

>>10663403
Yeah I can read you retard. No need to convert it to lard measures.

>>10663300
800 grams is just snack right

>>10661261
maybe if you want shell fragments in your food and enjoy none of it cooking at the same time

>>10663670
No, that's dumb.
But it's not much if it's only the meat.

>>10662829
fug, looks good

>>10663627
whale shark

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_shark

>>10662835
>Eggs
>Store up to 2 months

>>10660887
>the guy who makes these is a jew
Fuck this I'm /pol/ now

To the faggot who dumped the same 100 Tasty videos we've seen a thousand times:
You are a faggot.

>>10663148
Nigga needs to clean that grill.

>>10660795
I like this video because I feel like it's actually teaching how to cook i ngeneral and not just showing off a meme recipe no one will ever make.

>>10661764
They're using salt not seasoning salt, Tyrone.

>>10660880
Is a french press worth it?

>>10660677
Ah, now this is authentic American cuisine.

>>10662849
Faster than it takes to knife them in the head, then begin processing? Right.

>>10662849
Not in ten fucking seconds. If it went bad that fast, it would have maggots on it by the time it got to the plate. The only reason for not killing it first is that you don't care. Which is fine, lobsters are basically cockroaches and don't really feel pain in any way we understand it, but don't pretend you're doing it for any reason other than callousness.

>>10661736
+Heavy cream

>>10660679
>seasons flour
>barely mixes
what the fuck

>>10661915
spaghetti's made with eggs, faggot. Learn where your food comes from.

>>10660662
soul-less insect

>>10663920
>56% warmonger thinks he has a soul and others don't

KEK

Did someone say eggs?

>>10663560
>he thinks I'm pretending
I'm literally a black-white 56%
Nice try though, Jethro

>>10660857
its like ISIS executions

>>10663941

>>10661581
cool YT link, but still no legitimate evidence has been presented. Where is the data that shows recycled cooking oil use causes more harm to humans than conventional cooking oil use? Unless or until that data is presented, this is just baseless fear mongering.

>>10660873
Clearly kids hands making the matzo soup...

>>10661616
but why does kielbasa taste like shit? what spices are added to give it that distinct shitty flavor?

seriously, whom'st've ever invented kielbbasa should be shot in the dick

>>10660666
>add every ingredient you know, but make it watery and gross

>>10661767
>You ever notice that nobody actually posts pictures of the food they have made?

you've clearly never been on Instagram. It's almost exclusively Millenials posting food they have either cooked or bought.

also, I don't see you posting any pictures. So I guess you can't cook. XD

>>10661330
>Implying 3rd worlders aren't fucking dumb cunts
http://www.eskom.co.za/AboutElectricity/PubSafety/Pages/Transformer.aspx

>>10664094
>Those dry-ass burgers

>>10664094
>hey bro can i get some salt?
>nah man, internet is down

>>10664015
When you say Millennials what age demographic are you specifically referring to?

>>10660873
where is the blood of Christian children?

>>10664219

>>10661174

i always wonder, what is the man at the very end of the clip eating?

>>10664265
>hhuhuhuh look at me I'm a fancy chef so I constantly move torturously slow to look suhfisticated

>>10664289
You seem kind of mad.

>>10661632
Sometimes it's nice for people who aren't vegan by choice. I know a guy with severe digestive issues, he can't process meat or dairy. Gets sick as hell if he has them. Dishes like this are sort of a way to simulate the foods that he can't eat anymore.

>>10664305
Your friend needs to move on with his life. There are plenty of amazing vegan foods to be had without trying to imitate something else.

>>10664304
this one is actually kind of nice

>>10664307
>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce

>>10664311
Thanks, I've been working out.

>>10661433
Final Fantasy Tactical Advance

>>10664316
>150 dollars , Sir

>>10661271
>Chinese subhumans
why am i not surprised?

>>10660857
know you have to kill to eat, but do you have to film it? i think thats obscene. witness it in person, do it, but dont film it. its stealing a soul.

>>10661330
Retard.

>>10660829
Yeah it's almost always like that at first in webm threads because it is someone dumping what they have until others join in

>>10660662
THIS is where you're putting your dick when you date an asian girl.
Think before you fuck next time.

>>10660864

>>10661433
this is fucking Jurassic Park level shit.

>>10661534
/pol/ aren't exactly known for their honesty.

>>10663894
>>10663896
OH NO
A FUCKING LOBSTER

>>10664364
I'm from the third world and would watch and help hang upside down and bleed out pigs or sheep, then gut them and clean them as a little kiddo, also would witness chickens or turkeys being decapitated.

Not a big deal especially when you remember that human children have been witnessing this kind of stuff since the dawn of our species. It's only been one or two centuries since children are raised sheltered from all kinds of horrible stuff.

>>10663879
I moved into an apartment with a massive bug issue so I got one because the roaches got in my coffee maker, I live in a much better place now and never bothered getting a new coffee machine as the press makes a quart of coffee that I can take out on my patio. I don't even do all this jazz I put about 3/4 cup grounds and fill it up with boiling water then plunge it after a few minutes comes out fine for me. I would definitely say it was worth what I paid for it but I'm not much of a coffee snob

>>10663816
This is strangely satisfying to watch

>>10663816
Disgusting. Stripped the seasoning.

>>10664537
>"seasoning"
It's called bacteria darling.

>>10662849
They could freeze it first.

>>10661400
Easy there Muhammed.

>>10663929
I said "tabasco sauce"

>>10661070
>transformer coolant Oil

>>10661481

>>10660662
>cheap
>fresh
pick one

>>10663199
he might be , in egg sandwiches you use eggs done hard

>>10661504
gutter oil isnt taken from transformers you retard

do you even know what transformer oil is? it's not food

>>10664324
who were the chicken race in FFTA

>>10661580
ive eaten out of the garbage before. sometimes youre hungry and dont have money

>>10660686
you'd think that if theres an industry of trash-picking, people would go directly to the restaurants throwing stuff out and offer to take their trash off the bat. y'know, like how in the west there are composters and oil recyclers that directly approach restaurants (or whom restaurants directly approach) and often, scraps from industrial food-making is saved to go into other products or even just different food (basic example: bread crusts being saved to make croutons or puddings)

also at 1:10 the dude literally looks like a monkey lmao

>>10660857
proof that active camouflage is a meme

>>10664446
*snap*
im adding this to my cringe compilation

>>10664537
Literally takes a minute to reseason the griddle and gets rid of all the carbonized shit that will taint all your food.

>>10664541
>>10664783
Does nobody on this fucking site know what a joke is anymore?

>>10664798
So le ironic xd
>that face u make when ppl dont get ur ironic humo(u)r..

>>10661684
>>10661744
Lobsters don't have a nervous system to feel pain I thought. I'm like 100% certain of this.

>>10664701
Pretty sure if that greasy dude in a girls tank top approached a mcds manager they would tell him to fuck off

>>10664798
poe's law, wh*teboi

>>10662856
>savory breakfast crepe pockets
This sounds so goddamn dumb.
Why not just say breton galette? It's not like the dish doesn't immediately show what's in it and what kind of a dish it is to warrant that super descriptive 'name'.

>>10664395
>implying anyone with an agenda is known for their honesty

>>10660896
What the fuck was the point of that?

>>10661123
you can convert gutter oil to diesel.

>>10664997
the anon needs to put his useless contribution to the world out there somewhere, and /b/ is too fast. Just a wild guess.

>>10660666
>>10660672
See here's the problem.
Just because its a slow cooker, doesn't mean you get to skip the basic techniques of cooking. This is something reddit's slowcooking community doesn't understand.

A pot roast sucks if you just drop meat and potatoes into a pot.

Likewise, you need to brown the chicken and sautee the carrots before doing this recipe.

>>10665027
It was just a cart cam at a regional chain grocery store, right? I didn't understand how the escalator worked but what was the reason for making and posting that? It's just bizarre, and not in "this could be funny" kind of way.

>>10660801
This recipe is literally just
"Combine BBQ sauce and ribs"
"Cook for 8 hours"

>>10661025

>>10665027
That lip dexterity.

>>10660864
The most soyboy way to break spaghetti

>>10665041
Pretty much. It works, did it the other day. Had the bones soft enough to eat.

>>10665033
kek, you mean the reddit community is even dumber than the people in here? You're making it hard for me not to go check it out.

>>10661094
All the slow motion in the world can't hide the fact this is just dumping a bunch of garbage on tortilla chips.

>>10661534
Did you get bored of trying to rename /csg/ "Chinese Shopping General" so you came here to shit this thread up instead?

>>10665052
Mexicans need to be stopped.

>>10665058
can't stop won't stop

>>10665090
part 2

>>10660795
grapeseed oil?

>>10665090
Why not mix the corn and onion and tomato into a single dish so you're not fucking around with it? Also, who eats this shit? Need wall.

>>10665101
How dare you insult glorious Mexican heritage.

>>10661056
not gonna lie, that looks breddy gud

>>10665103
But who eats chips with massive loads of sour cream and cheese? And how? And why?

>>10665173
>when you go to the flea market and hear people shouting "CON MAYONESA Y CHILE Y QUESO"

>>10661090
She looks like the bears from Duckman

>>10662849
>hurr durr if the food isn't literally twitching seconds before i eat it it's gone bad

shut the fuck up man, you can't tell me he's saving time getting it to your plate by having to re-steady it with a towel and grab it every time half its body starts to run away

kill it first, let it be still, clean it. most effective way

>>10665189
> elote
> sin limon
BLASPHEMY.

>>10660662
that was some smooth as fuck camera work for being a vertical phone vid.

>>10660662
She's cute

>>10665269
there's acid in the red sauce they put on it so it's not *totally* worthless.

>>10665313
>giving the reward for ringing the wrong bell
Experiment ruined.

>>10665317
Literal brainlet detected

>>10660857
Sans lingua franca...

>>10665334
you must not watch rick and morty and therefore not know the scientific methoh

>>10664160
I thought it was gonna cook all the eggs in the glass.

Wheres the frog sashimi i cant find it

>>10665409

>rare pepe
get it!
Rare as in meat doneness

>>10665034
I thought that was the coolest shit when I first saw it and as far as I can tell no one has ever made a video from the carts perspective so I made one. This is the second one I made because I fucked up the fist one by recording it vertically like a retard but the motion was very smooth. This time I filmed it the correct way but it is not as smooth. So guess what, I'm going to try one more time in a couple of weeks and if I like how it looks I'm going to post it again if that's okay with you.

>>10665507
im not okay with it

>>10665516
Here then have this.

>>10660983
Everytime I see this webm I feel sad for the man, all he wanted was some coke. Poor Boris

>>10663801
Jews are so sneaky haha ;D hail hitler ;P

>>10660983
>>10665531

me must have felt the same way kevin did when he spilled his chili

>>10661045
Antonio Carluccio must be rolling in his grave... and I'm gritting my teeth.

>>10665507
You know what, I think the first one I made is good enough although I would like to make another one if I could figure out how to insulate the phone from the bouncing around because of the cart wheels on the tile.

>>10661420
It most definitely is.

>>10664913
>Why not just say breton galette
Because no one watching this video has any idea what that is, and if the video was titled something they didn't already know, they wouldn't have the attention span to watch it and find out. It's the reason why those "...and that's a good thing!" articles exist.

>>10665642
There are video stabilization programs online. It is a pretty neat concept, but you need to show something other than just pointless walking around. On the offchance you're not autistic and are open to criticism, even just recording your shopping trip and speeding it up so it fit on here would at least be a neat proof of concept.

>>10665090
what drug makes you cook like this?

>>10664637
>triggers my arachnophobia
Those things are just arachnids of the sea.

>>10665942
But they have 10 limbs, not 8. Well, I guess you could count pedipalps and chelicerae...

>>10660929
Those look like prison commissary concoctions

>>10661570
Are Americans really this ignorant ???

>>10665642
>cart ride
is this how americans see all the time

>>10666063
>>10666078
Obsessed.

>>10660938
Do Central Americans really eat this?

>>10661261
I bet you're a dirty chinaman