/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>literally thrown out
Definitely calling bullshit on that part

i've only been kicked out of bars.

>>10670320
Did they rent a forklift?

51? He looks to be in his 30's

>>10670320

yes because I went to one with girls and we were all drunk and one of the girls started crying over her exbf. they told me "you're going to have to take her home"

>>10670343
He is in his 30's. It was a fake article with a picture of a guy from Texas who was getting weight loss surgery.

>>10670344

Now does that sound like the actions of a man who had all he can eat?

>>10670319
>fatass from Springfield gets kicked out of buffet for taking too much food tries to sue buffet
Oh hey I've seen this movie before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2dmfnSarDI

I don't get how people can eat mass quantities of food like that. I mean, I'm a fat fuck (a little under 300lb) but I can only eat one plate of food before I start feeling like I overate.

>>10670370
Trivia of the day; This was the first occurance of the Sea Captain in the show

>>10670370
>This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The never ending story".

God damn Phil was a fucking treasure

I got kicked out of a chuckie cheese once

My friend got kicked out of MacD for a racist remark.
I was too drunk to remember what he said though.

>>10670369
This is the worst lawsuit since the one against the never ending story

>>10670491
Truth.
RIP

>>10670478
>This was the first occurance of the Sea Captain in the show
Sea Captain can suck a dicksquid, Handsome Pete is where its at

>>10670319
>literally thrown out
How many people did it take to lift him?

>>10670477
It's gotta be psychological. The response that is suppose to trigger when your stomach is satiated with nutrients either never triggered or he ignored it. Either way, gross. I'll be none of that food had any nutrition at all.

I'm pretty sure a human would die if they ate 50-70 lbs of food.... this has to be fake.

i've been asked to leave a dunkin donuts before. it's open 24/7 and my friends and i would often sober up there after a night at a local bar so we can drive home but one of my friends was blackout drunk and kept going outside to piss and we could all see it through the windowed front. they told us we needed to go and that theyd call the cops

>>10670319
I got kicked out of a CiCis pizza I was talking to the girl making the pizza and I was going to ask for her number but she walked to the back and never came back. Then some guy walked out and said it was his sister or something and asked me to leave

Can even a really really fat person eat 50lbs of food at once?

>>10670864
I bet what actually happened is you stood there next to her breathing heavily on her while mumbling to yourself which is why you were told to leave

>>10670864
>ever speaking to a woman in any context

You got what you deserved, rapist.

>>10670864
Retards like yourself not being able to take a fuckin hint .. i would've thrown your arse out too creep.

Buffets have in fine print they reserve the right to tell you to leave at any time for this reason.

I've been asked to leave buffets on 2 occasions for eating too much
it wasn't done with hostility, just after about an hour and a half had passed someone came over and politely handed me the check

>>10670955
What small print? It isn't like your signing a contract. Unless they point out the "small print" to you ahead of times it means nothing. I don't go to buffets because the site of herds of land whales circling the food makes me lose my appetite.

>>10670343
When you become morbidly obese or to a lesser extent an alcoholic, your face swells up and it becomes really hard to pinpoint the persons age.

>>10670319
>literally thrown

Yeah fuckin right, does terry crews work there.

>>10670916
>>10670933
>>10670940
Guys like you will die alone because you're so scared and intimidated by women you'll never have the guts to ask one out

>>10670319
>be pretty fit and thin
>go to asian all you can eat
>get a fuck ton of sushi
>eat only the sushi
>get beef
>throw it on the chicken
>waitress comes over to me to tell me the sushi chef will apparently charge me if I'm not eating the sushi rice?
>LOLWTF
>tells me I have to eat the rice with the sushi at a chinese buffet
>get more sushi
>do it again
>LEAVE
>never come back
lol

>>10670336
trebuchet

>>10671206
its not normal for a girl to get you removed from a pizza place after talking to her for 2 minutes

sure they are fucked, so are you

>>10670843
It is fake. That picture is from some other article.

>>10670864

You better have demanded a refund

>>10671227
how do I unsub from this blog?

>>10670895
I dunno but Molly Schuyler only weighs about 125 and she can easily eat over 20 lbs in an hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvfp94mSOI4

Here she eats 3 x 72 oz steaks, 3 baked potatoes, 3 salads, and 3 shrimp cocktails in 20 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUU58hzPiXc

>>10670336
Nah they'd probably need a crane to get that guy out

I haven't, but I've seen some sheboon get kicked out of a higher end restaurant because they caught her trying to steal the dinnerware. Of course she had to make a huge scene when they confronted her.

>>10671227
>eat only the sushi

The sushi is the rice, not the toppings

>>10671227
>being this scummy
They were right.

>>10671227
Anon, it's simple business. The fish is expensive, so they simply let you pig out on nothing but the sushi toppings, they're going to lose money on buffet price, that's why they said they'll charge you for it. Buffet prices are set assuming the average person isn't just going to load up on the most expensive items they offer, that they'll also eat some inexpensive filler like rice and bread.

>got buttfuck drunk after a show in Panama City, FL
>bar hopped and got hungry
>ended up at Pineapple Willy's
>order bucket of ribs and some booze slushie
>puke beside table after 6 ribs
>just pretend it didn't happen and continue to eat while people watch in horror
>server comes to clean up puke
>I try to blame it on the couple at the table next to mine
>server tells me to gtfo
>I puke again and leave

>>10670319
Yeah. I tried to take my Margarita in a coffee thermos so I could drink it later and they threatened to call the police. Fucking nazis.

>>10670319
I was 23 and home from the Air Force.

>>10670319
I once got kicked out of a bar for throwing up in a urinal because I thought there was someone in the stall (there was not)

>>10673028
Should have gone to Newby’s Too for some hunch punch

>>10673028
>I try to blame it on the couple at the table next to mine
Wow. I can't even believe this. Was this in July 2008?

>>10670864
Should've asked if they're open to a threesome tbqh.

>>10670319
This is from a The Onion style site.

>>10673160
Y-yes...?

>>10670319
I once got far too drunk and thew up on a table at a bar.

>>10673160
>>10673288
was getting doxxed part of your plan?

>>10673288
my bf at the time was the guy you told the waiter puked on the floor.

>>10673320
>>10673288
>>10673160

>>10673320
YIKES

>>10672958
>ma'am, we're going to have to ask that you leave
>IT CUZ I'M BLACK, Y'ALL CRACKA ASS HONKIES BE RACISS AS FUCK
>No, it's actually because you are stealing
>FUCK Y'ALL RED NECK BASTARDS, YOU PROFILIN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

>>10673320
Would not believe this if you hadn't gotten the month/year correct.

>>10670356
That's really funny because I live next to Springfield MA and there IS a Golden Corral there, whoever made this meme did their homework.

>>10670319
I got kicked out of the Rooftop Bar in Lubbock for throwing glass bottles down to the sidewalk. The bouncer came up to me and asked "Are you the one throwing bottles?" and I replied "fuck yeah!" because I didn't know it was the bouncer at the time, I thought he was a friend who wanted to join me.

>>10670370
most excellent

>>10670319
I'm sure some of the bars I've been kicked out of served food

>>10673033
Wtf? I live in FL they literally ask if you want a To-Go cup for your mixed drinks at a lot of places here.

>>10670491
20 years today
RIP in peace

>>10670319
Fake news.

>>10673320
Were you the girl with him?

>>10673320
Single now?

>>10671517
Underrated kek.

>>10670319
After all these years, gasmaster is somehow still alive and still at it.

this is my favorite vodka
also what happened to al/ck/?

>>10675463
butt-hurt mods
>"Alcoholism isn't a food"

>>10673320
Someone needs to screencap this.

>>10675471
Mods are gods.

>>10674359
>underrated
Are you imagining downvotes?

>>10670319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U

>>10671517
They usually do

>>10673320
>>10673288
>>10673160
>>10673028
HOLY FUCKING KEK I CAN'T EVEN

>>10670319

>>10670319
No but I'm pretty sure my roommates and I contributed to the closure of one buffet because of how much we ate. It was 10 bucks on Tuesdays and we went every week. I never ate on Mondays and was ravenously hungry by the time we went. Ate plate after plate of swedish meatballs

>>10671517
epic reference bro

Im a bit chubby and going to NY next month

Any nice buffet recommendation if I want to have a good experience?

>>10675871
giv chubby tit cow nerd butterface gf now

>>10670858
Can't say I haven't seen that before.
>>10670864
You go girl
>>10671041
Are you a sports player or just a fatty? Our rugby team does the same thing to this chinese buffet and all the gooks slowly come out to ask for the check and look angrily at all the men eating everything. The wife, then all the teenagers, then the owner or husband.
>>10671206
Okay cuck

>>10671227
Sushi is the rice, "sour rice" or something like that

>>10671227
you showed them lel, your parents must be proud

>>10670336
They used Archimedes' Lever.

>>10671227
>I went to this place
>I did a thing
>they were all like hey stop doing that
>I did it
>then I left
XD

>>10671094
Considering it's a private property, it doesn't matter. They can kick you out for whatever the fuck they want.

>>10670843
Sometimes, people are born with REALLY weird metabolisms and organ placements.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYHDj2sB-rc

>>10676509
Δῶς μοι πᾶ στῶ kαὶ ἁμεριkάνον kινάσω

>>10676772
>kappa becomes a k
Forgot about this. Why does it happen? Never seen it with another letter

>>10670319
Jokes on him - he'll be dead long before he ever sees a penny.

>>10676509
Archimedes must've been pretty angry when they broke it