/ck/ - Food & Cooking

because the chips are actually crisps

>>10681422
I've literally never seen fish and chips listed in the appetizer section. I'm guessing it's fish stick sized pieces of fish, and is meant to be shared like fried calamari or mozzarella sticks. Still pretty weird.

>one restaurant does a thing
>thus every restaurant does thing
literally how autists process information

>>10681422
It's not. At least I've never seen it as one. I've seen walley fingers as an app though.

>>10681422
lots of restaurants serve larger portions of their main entrees items as appetizers.
think; post

do americans really eat 18 jumbo chicken wings as appetizer?

is that why they're fat and shit their pants?

>>10681503
>serve arger portions of their main entrees items as apperizers
Are you saying they take their entrees, make it larger and then serving it as an appetizer? Only in 'Murrica

>>10681512
Here appetizers are often shared around the table.

>>10681463
It's a europoor thing. They do it alot in /int/.
it's just an exuse to post shit like this >>10681512

>>10681426
> steak fries

>>10681422
>w/cheese!
Why do American menus literally cheer about having globs of disgusting fucking fatty cheese, is this why they are fat and shit themselves constantly?

>>10681512
In America, we eat meals in the company of others. You order a plate of wings or potato skins or something and everyone has a little. We're not all atomized lonely dweebs writing 3500-page novels about why we hate our dads for making us do housework.

>>10682207
Americans eat alone more than any other nationality, read a fucking book, and even if they didn'y explain the dominance of sharting culture in the US?

>>10682219
Speak English. You sound like a retard.

>>10682231
you are the fart man, fuck you

>>10681526
Lol, no they're not! Calculating what part of the bill Cletus would owe after eating 5, Sally Jane eating 3, Billy Bob eating 5 and Tyrone eating 5 would be impossible for sharts who think 1/3 pounder burgers are smaller than 1/4 pounders.

>>10682368
>Calculating
What kind of cheap fucking company do you keep? The person offering the appetizer to the table pays for it, and the rest of the table appreciates the gesture. Fucking yuropoors holy shit.

Because fish and chips are a nice snack, but not a proper meal for adults.

>>10682239
>you are the fart man
Kek

>>10681512

i usually order 18 for me and 12 for the wife (shes dieting). i try not to overdo it before the main course

>>10681422
Where is this?

>>10681422
fish isn't meat, stupid eurotrash

Only beef and pork are meat. Fish and chicken are appetizer-tier foods.

>>10682231
Stinky Crying Euros getting BTFO by the big based fart man.

>>10681422
Americans are so fat that Boeing had to supersize its 747.

>>10683132

>>10683136
>marching with a cocacola bottle
>her ass has actually migrated to the front
This is why we need more heroes.

>>10683136
Fug, that womyn looks like she has a reverse buttocks.

>>10683142

Dat front butt

>>10683136

ah yes,

the modern left

>>10682368
>being this jewish

>>10683149
>t. read the cliff notes for Atlas Shrugged and thinks himself a rightwinger tough guy
Lol, you pencil wristed fag! Show your pencil arms again or gtfo.

>>10683297

never read it

>>10683298
LMAO look at his ARMS

>>10681422
because it is finger food and easy to share. appetizers are always shared

>>10681512
No, they shit their pants because theu have no control over their bowels.

Yeah sorry Yanks you've been seeing shit threads like this because the kids are off school for half term in Bongladesh.

That said you cunts still need to apologise for Hawaii. That was not cool.

>>10683311
I use an ARMS 40L

>>10684918
>Bongladesh
Good one.
And no one likes Hawaii. We hope it gets deluged in lava.

>>10682368
Dude, when I order an appetizer to share with the table I pay for it. Cheap ass.

>>10684938
I like the pineapples and the fact their culture has been so destroyed you can pay to have what was once an important tribal ceremony served to you like dinner as a tourist, it’s a sort of a cultural schadenfreude

*sharts*

>>10681422
It isn't, that's weird. I've been all across the country and have not once seen fish and chips listed as an appetizer.

Generally it isn't

>>10682386
>>10684972
>they don't just divide the bill by the number of people eating

fucking scum

>>10682368
This is unironically the reason I don't hang out with jewish people.

>>10685453
There's a poorfag in our group who literally only orders a drink when we go out so he doens't break the bank. Your method would ironically punish him for being thrifty.

>>10681422
>cheaper to get 2 orders of 6 wings than to get the order of 12
do americans really do this?

>>10682239
>you are the fart man

>>10683136
it doesn't look like she's marching but to her credit I'm impressed she's even standing.

>>10683136
The front ass wonder!

>>10683136
dat bulge

>>10681519
No, you fucking Europoor. They offer smaller portions as appetizers.

>>10681512
This may surprise you but some people only eat appetizers at restaurants.

What do you people get out of these bitch slap fight threads?

>>10681422
because it comes with starter sauce

>>10683136
>giant gunt
>coca cola bottle for scale

>>10683136
puffy vulva

>>10682368
You're trying way too hard faggot.

>>10687529
Muh, it got (you)'s so it wasn't that hard.

>>10681422
Never once seen this in a restaurant, also here's your (you)

>>10682239
>you are the fart man
is this how europeans talk?

>>10682239
>you are the fart man
here's a (you) and your official portrait

>>10681422
Small portions of anything are called a starter in America.

>>10681512
Starter=/= appetizer. Starters are meant to be shared by a group.

>>10682239
>You are the fart man

>>10688367
Appetizers are now considered shareable in most American restaurants, whereas a starter is usually the individuals' unless served family style.

Sorry. Language changes and evolves within a region.

starter is the 'murican word for main course

>>10684936
>ARMS
KAC micro rear or fuck off

>>10687166
under rated post

>>10682239
I have never keked this hard at a post

>>10682239
>you are the fart man, fuck you

I heard that americans eat a slightly smaller version of their main course as a starter.

>>10682239
>come back 6 hours later
>you are the fart man, fuck you
>still funny

>>10693867
this is true. at a lot of restaurants the starters are meals for people who don't want to eat a whole lot.

>>10681422
Because we are fat uncultured garbagemen. Please invade and retake your colonies, master. Teach us how to be a civilized people.

>>10682239
>you are the fart man, fuck you

>>10687148
>you are the fart man

>>10682239
I’m not sure why everyone is losing their shit at this post. Is it because it’s grammatically incorrect? Because that’s probably on purpose considering the post it’s replying to.
Is this what passes for humour on /ck/?>>10682239

>>10682219
>Americans eat alone more than any other nationality
[citation needed]

>>10682239

>>10694151
You have autism

>>10681512
Appetizers are shared like tapas you idiot.

>>10681512
I nearly died

>>10681422
Were big guys