/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10738092
Food looks delicious, but something about the host pisses me off.

>>10738092
How does she get out without breaking the eggs?

>>10738098
That's because he is a cancerous faggot

>>10738092
what is that, rat meat?

Please post all the classic webmemes, I love these threads and especially the classics!

>>10738098
He's that kind of guy who always starts his stories with "Dude when I was in Thailand..." or something as if he's the only person who has ever been there

>>10738098
Because he's melodramatic. It probably tastes good, but not that good. He also has crazy faggot eyes. Sanpaku is real.

>>10738201
hate all you like, I bet this tastes fucking good

>>10738092
jesus fucking christ it's just street food come down bro

>>10738092
What is this fucking faglord's name?

>>10738092
Was hoping he’d get blown up or some shit

>>10738092
i really HATE HATE HATE HATE HATEEEEE HIM

i HATEEEEEEEEEEEE HIM

>>10738285
I've been trying to figure this out for like 3 threads about him now.
Don't know his name but for some fucking reason everyone on this board hates him.

>>10738389
nibba u rly gunna act like you dont know why people dislike this man?

>>10738285
>>10738389
Mark Wiens

>>10738223
nice try jack jr

>>10738098
He's a söyboy

>>10738098
I think it's his grotesque pez dispenser head and child molester expression.

>>10738389

everyone who has ever seen this person dislikes him. he's inherently dislikeable,. his existence is automatically repulsive to EVERYONE. the hatred people have for him is fucking axiomatic.

>>10738641
I've never seen him before. I literally felt revulsion the moment he appeared in the video.

"He" has a gift.

>>10738092
Wiensposting should be a bannable offence

t. Jackposter

>>10738650

it's worrying

>>10738653
Agreed

t. Joeyposter

>>10738098
I wish they didn't exaggerated and overreacted about every single low end food they eat. It's street food for God's sake, not even the locals find it that good.

>>10738691
It's youtube. If you don't make ridiculous facial expressions, normalfags get bored and won't Like, Share, and Subscribe.

this thread is lacking some eggs....

Jack's son's rapping was pretty sweet
Praise jesus

>>10739132
Amen

>>10739105
no.... that meme is ded. it seems to be a forced meme by one anon

>>10739132
And it really makes you think about the nature of sin.

>>10739380
Which video is that?

>>10739399
Bloody Mary burgers

>>10739380
Sriracha, Onion Soup mix and V8 juice make for a much better burger.
>>10738201
What's that guys channel again?

>>10739443
Uncle Jack's Whacky Jack Shack

>>10739460
>Austin
Not surprised, thanks!

>>10739443
jakattack69 is his yt channel

>>10739460
>>10739557
What's his actual channel?

>>10739568
He has a few but the main one is Cooking with Jack. The other big one Jack on the go

>>10739586
Thanks anon, I've been scrolling through my history and didn't find it. Seems like I must have watched him an incognito window.
>t. a simple frogposter

>>10739460
WHY THE FUCK CANT THIS FAT FUCK KEEP HIS FUCKING TOUNGE IN HIS GODDAM MOUTH WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

>>10739443
Spicy chipotle ranch powder mix put into ground beef makes amazing burgers

>>10739602
His technique enhances the taste

>>10739603
I usually do the three I mentioned and then whatever I find in the pantry that looks tasty. Plain meat isn't very tasty.

>>10739802
why do i feel like this is some kind of abstract art depicting the fall of america.

everyone's favorite 'guy'

>>10739875
Why the fuck is he using his hands? There's a guy in the background using a utensil.

>>10740092
This seems like a bad idea...

>>10738186
Yes

>>10739913
That guy in the background is interesting. I wonder what his life is like. What his thoughts are.

>>10739875
your average full kit wanker

>>10738092
Damn, I hate his face

Mcdouble in a mcdouble

>>10740092
More like pizza shit.

>>10739613
I bet he eats mean pussy

>>10740472
Considering some days the traffic won't be as good and he'll be unable to sell all the eggs, how?

>>10740472
>filename
good job anon

>>10740092
Looks like a dry piece of shit. Are you even trying mutts?

>>10740110
>fuckingwhiteboi why do you mock my culture we're not animals we don't use our hands to eat I beat your didn't even wash your dirty white hands reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>10740573
Ameristanis don't care about quality. All they care about is making it bigger, more indulgent, over the top

>>10740092
looks like a fun place actually, for a restaurant/bowling

>>10738201
This is probably the grossest Jack video I've seen. Would rather eat his raw chicken.

>>10740578
>White
fucking amerimutts

>>10739802
>no hookups. me and my kid are a package deal!!!

>>10739802
what's the "paint" tho?
mayo? butter? the yellow shit Americans call mustard?

>>10740643
I think it's """cheese""" sauce

>>10740573
>>10740581
>S E E T H I N G

glad to see Jack is getting his due in these threads again...

don't forget where you came from /ck/

>>10739913
What the fuck is that?

>>10740741
it's a bird's face being distorted by water, dude.

>>10740741
it's a glass of water being distorted by a bird's face

>>10740888
5 seconds in and I could already tell it's gay so I stopped watching.

>>10738092
MMMMMMM!

>>10741076
Obvious deepfake, look at how the color changes when the dog passes through the "asparagus"

>>10741104
That's the camera's automatic white balance re-adjusting itself after the dog leaves the frame. you see the same thing at the very beginning before the dog walks in.

>>10741134
t. Big Asparagus crisis actor

>>10738201
Can some american explain it to me what he put into that abominable pot

>>10738098
faux excitement is annoying.

>>10740481
>>10740513
>2 replies
I haven't come to webm threads for a while, so reddit has left? What happened?

>>10741192
Cream Cheese, Pineapples, Jell-o, cheddar cheese, cool whip, pimentos, bell peppers, celery and pecans. It's like one of those disgusting recipes from the 50s when cool whip and jell-o became popular but they didn't know what to do with it.

I gotta get some of this to have with the strawberries that are coming up.

>>10740888
>"""plant""" milk

>>10740737
how the fuck is a "technique"?! it's basic AF
>>10740888
sauce?

>>10741134
White balance is slang for white genocide.

>>10741202
Aspic was a fucking mistake

>>10741134
>shooting video with autoWB
Why do they do it?

>>10739380
i think my favorite part about jack's videos is his commitment to dissolves. it really imparts a fever dream quality to the monstrosities he's concocting

>>10740741
a playful birb

>>10741266
Post more cunny related to food

>>10740589
bowlmor's ads have always reeked of desperation

>>10741266
Ungrateful cunt. Gets a cute doggie, goes crying about it. Poor dog now thinks he's a terrible gift.

>>10741323
Classic.

How come there's no more rage about eggs?
When did the maymay die?

>>10741323
>he never cried tears of joy
what kind a sad human being are you

>>10741405
>tears of joy
kek. is this some new soyboy meme?

>>10738301
Looks neat but you know exactly what that's going to taste like. Sugar cookies are fucking nasty.

>>10740472

How do those eggs manage to not break when he is leaving?

>>10741412
>im just pretending to be retarded lol

>>10738201
100% BASED

>>10738201
aunt myrna is fucking criminal

>>10741527
looks neat means they can charge like $4 for nasty shitty sugar cookie. Smart..

>>10740166
That's drier than that milf hooker's pussy I fucked a year ago lmao

>>10741575
>doesn't get blatant irony
>y-you were pretending
yes, that's usually how it works.

>>10741821
why not just eat a chocolate bar?

>>10741821
Is this a joke

>>10741904
Cause chocolate bars don't have pancakes in them

>>10740092
Every single person who has ever put time into making or editing one of these Facebook clickbait videos needs to be killed off.

>>10740472

>>10742089
God these are so disgusting

>>10738186
Gai means chicken, but maybe? Anyways, Thai BBQ on a stick was a daily snack during my six weeks there, but I preferred pork.

>>10741192

>>10738101

>>10738092

>>10739380
I remember making this webm

>>10739875
This mother fucker is straight up in the 'uncanny valley'

>>10738650
I wonder what mental illness causes one to have completely wrong facial expressions including the eyes.
Every reaction has has to food is 100% fake

>>10738092
I hate that guy. I don't even know why. I watched a video where he was tagging along a japanese fish market and ate some super fresh ultra expensive sushi.
He was moaning and groaning all the time and looked like he came in his pants constantly, from EVERYTHING. The only thing missing was "awesome" every second word. Why are americans like this?

>>10742478
most people doing those sort of shows overreact for some reason
i think they try to trigger some mirror reaction into the braindead people watching them
instead they trigger the trigger

>>10742268
What the fuck is the point of the plate if you're gonna fill the bag anyway? Seems like a pointless step.

>>10742669
plastic dish mafia bro

>>10742089
>proceeds to clean the pan with your bread

>>10742841
every chef worth his salt keeps a chicken hairdryer in the kitchen

>>10739496
??? that's literally the location of the restaurant he's eating at, you fucking idiot.

>>10741061
Its a joke with Marshmellow and Dillion Francis playing one of his characters. Dont take it so seriously

>>10739875
I just realized that he reminds me of Shamwow Vince kinda. But definitely more Asian and definitely fucking kids.

>>10742978
I didn't understand a word you just said but it sounds fucking retarded.

>>10742268
here in mexico we call this a generous pedro

>>10742268

The sad thing about Latin America slowly surpassing the US in obesity is that they're not even creative with it like Americans.

>>10742992
>not even creative with it like Americans
I agree, it takes a lot of creativity to create the mental gymnastics it takes to start movements like HAES.

>>10742478
>le Americans
it could be anyone doing stupid shit for attention.
>le gen z with social media seeking attention

>>10742991

That legit sounds like a sex euphemism like dirty sanchez, but congarz for making up a name that isn't just "sausage + potato". In Finland it's called makkaraperunat.

>>10738092
Whose the Aids infected looking host ?

>>10738092
Man that shit would give me some hardcore chorro

>>10743003
I was just goofing. I dunno what you'd call that clusterfuck.

>>10742246
I swear to fucking god nothing but lard asses work at McDonalds

>>10739875
why do sand niggers love eating with their hands ?
God damn neanderthals.

>>10740092
now THAT is a good lookin 'go 'za!

>>10741405
4/10 only because there are people actually that stupid on here.

>>10743002
Is this how to activate almonds?

>>10743365
I thought asians were supposed to be polite? What is all this pushing and shoving shit just for what looks like chicken wings?
wtf i hate asia now

>>10742268
what are those brown things?

>>10743426
mexicans

>>10743405
Meme lord

>>10740741
It's a Guild Navigator, they fold space and shit.

>>10743421
japanese, yes
Koreans, maybe
chinks, aww hell naw

>>10741076
Dogs are retarded. Observe the discerning cat culinarian.

>>10738111
I want to see it when it comes out

>>10741076
And the walking garbage disposal doggo.

>>10743471
patrician

>>10741219
Foodwishes has a clotted cream video you should check out if you haven't already. Not hard to make, just takes a couple days.

>>10742251
The author? dude overplaying is cute.

>>10742251
That wiry faggot didn't eat all that food that quickly

>>10743421
the boomer generation and onward in China is pretty much autistic because of one child rules (supposedly)
that or they're just subhuman

>>10743421
i'm pretty sure these are big shrimps

>>10743542
Mostly just subhuman

>>10742846

>>10743580
Is this supposed to be erotic

>>10743541
>all those cracked yolks
>king of anything but disappointment.

>>10743580
What is this shit? A hot new gook fetish?

Fuck you doggo will die for you, cat will kill you in sleep.

>>10742749
>egg bits and oil, oh no!

>>10743473
Amen brother

>>10743592
>>10743597
Don't care, would still bang regardless of that

>>10739460
That meat looks dry as fuck.

>>10739875
The backpfeifengesicht is palpable.

>>10738092
this guy is a pedophillic cannibal

>>10738111
IIRC she just vomits it out after the video is done. Habitual regurgitation can't be too healthy for the esophagus, but allowing all that garbage go down into your digestive system is worse.

>>10738201
Theres a reality where Aunt Myrna didn't dodge the oven and the world is safe.

>>10743405
soaking almonds in water is how you activate them, so yes

>>10741821

>>10743436

>>10738301
as a bloke whos had to work with royal icing this isn't hard just a bit of a pin in the ass to do in large quanities.

Espicially when some twiggy middle-aged women wearing a fucking hat thats looks like royal wedding reject piece comes in and order FUCKING EIGHTY for her goddamn daughters return from some around the world trip that mummy and daddy paid for completely.
and I'm just sat there my fingers in pain making this whole new batch for this whore even though they're just fucking normal biscuits bust she must have them because "NEUER EVA SO PRITTY" JUST BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS HOLLOW AND SO MEANINGLESS DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO MAKE OVERS WORSE JUDITH

AND YOU KNOW WHAT JUDITH YOUR LITTLE GIRL HAS BEEN USING YOUR MONEY TO FUCK NIGGERS WHO CAN'T EVEN SPELL THEIR OWN NAME

>>10743541
Brainlet here, how do I crack open an egg with only one hand?

>>10744110
obviously not like the guy in the video.
but to be fair, it appears he was using shit quality eggs (factory farming) whose yolks aren't especially robust.

>>10743541
whats that shit on his elbow

>>10743580
whyboner

>>10744157
>why am I sexually excited by a pretty young female doing something transgressive
Gee I dunno, what a mystery

>>10738092

I've actually been there. Pic related.

>>10738101

Didn't see any eggforts. They probably put them up at night.

>>10743018

It's pretty addictive but not all that spicy. If you're wondering I didn't shit blood.

>>10744174
its a joke ya dip
I already masturbated so i'm all boner'd out

>>10739875
Just looekd up some of his videos.
This dude isn't American right?
The way he talks is even more strange than how he looks and acts.

>>10742246
Wheres the squirt of napkins?

>>10738201
Aunt Myrna deserves to be in a fucking gas chambers for this

>>10744110
Can you crack them with both hands?

>>10742272
god that looks so fucking gross. like seeping puss

>>10744374
the sausage is much less "fucking gross" than the hipsters surrounding it

>>10744396
is that literally peanut butter, chocolate, and jelly?

Worth a try.

>>10742273
oh bro did you make this? let me suck your dick that was a great addition to the thread

>>10744110
>there are people who cant crack an egg with one hand
jesus, fuck me

>>10743059
You always know where your hand has been, and if it is clean, because you wash it before your meals. Actual utensils could have been stored anywhere, anyone could have touched them, etc etc, and while hot food can have bacteria cooked out of it, utensils can't.

T. half sandnigger

>>10744479
>and while hot food can have bacteria cooked out of it, utensils can't.
No wonder your people are third world.

>>10744396
Is it wrong of me that I was still ready to eat it after the peanut butter and chocolate, and only the jelly ruined it for me?

>>10744487
Sandniggers aren't Indian, retard.

>>10744487
not him, but anon, you don't really think satire is an accurate depiction of reality right?

I mean, even in the original webm, the people behind him are using utensils

>>10743436

>>10744493
Peanut butter on burgers is a thing. Chocolate and jelly, less so.

>>10744487

>>10744726
>pb on b
dardt?

>>10743778
wo bleibt arafat, um das mit seinen nackenschellen zu regeln?

>>10744756
Huh?

>>10738092
>>10739875

This isn't real, it's basically a deepfakes experiment, that is not an actual human being, only the visual representation of one as imagined by an artificial intelligence. This is why you may feel a sense that something isn't quite right and/or discomfort while watching these videos.

>>10741202
>cheddar

Whoah now! Nothing to fancy for Aunt Myrna's party salad now! That's American style processed cheese flavored shreds©.

>>10741821
Stop! It's already dead!

>>10744739
Yup, seen it in plenty places. Aside from the Elvis Burger, I've seen regular peanut butter burgers at various burger joints, and there was one in my college city that was somewhat renown for them (though the place was kinda overrated imo).

>>10741821
A FUCKING TROWEL

>>10741219
I really wish clotted cream would take off in the US. $8 a jar is criminal.

>>10744739
Yep, a pretty good combo is peanut butter and jalapenos. spicy and sweet and so good.

>>10744110
its honestly pretty easy just try it. I did it on my first try and people are always amazed by it.

>>10744802
>someone cuts worse than marie

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>10744802
Henry is dumb on purpose which is unfunny

>>10740092
The guy in the beginning of the video has some seriously distracting eyebrows.

>>10741328
Initially I thought this was some Monty Python skit but then I realized it was German engineering.

>>10740737
>tattoos
>close webm

>>10742268
How moronic is this whole situation to put that much shit in there? What the fuck?

>>10745036
Most people in the third world are mindless retards

>>10743471
And this is why cat's a still quadrupeds, the stupid loner cunts.

>>10744110

Take the egg and firmly smash it on your face, cock end.

>>10739460
Why is he lighting that meat with a blue light. It makes it look green.

>>10739496
Franklins is top tier texas bbq. Growing up eating it all over state I can say that it is one of the very best out there.

>>10744177
> Forearms showing
How is this kufar not under a flurry of rocks, stupid fucking slag.

>>10738098
he has those type of eyes. the type of eyes people who masturbate all day have. people who consume media all day. he is overdosing in dopamine. he needs to calm down and do some boring shit before getting high on life again

>>10744267
he's a fucking leaf

>>10744237
>I already masturbated so i'm all boner'd out
weak

>>10745287
What's the rush pedro?

>>10745331
ICE agents ordered pizza

>>10744813
>have tremor
>literally cut like that

>>10744862
what year is it grandpa?

>>10745331
>pedro
wait a second, I always thought he was asian... fuck, now I can't tell

>>10738098
He has crazy eyes.

>>10738216
That's not sanpaku, sanpaku is when the lower eyelids droop and show the whites below the eyes. When it's the whites ABOVE your eyes, it's called being a psychopath. Or being on meth. Or both.

>>10744064
literally what the fuck are you complaining about

your job is to make those cookies, regardless of what they look like

you'll be making 80 of them some day, may as well fucking make them right now

>>10744064
>>10745455
this, what a lazy piece of shit

>>10740472
how do i get him as a party member?

>>10743421
they're chinese, chinese have no manners

>>10743580
l-lads why does this video and that one famous bread stomping video turn me on

>>10742272
Why would you waste the beat beef cut in the world to create spongy shit? It's not even a proper sausage made with actual pieces of meat and fat intertwined, it's the industrial-tier gooey mess that germans like to pretend are a classic instead of bovine waste repackaged.

>>10743541

>king of eggs
>breaking yolks

>>10745490
"Cheese"

>>10740888

wtf I hate onion rings now

>>10745401
mud is mud

>>10741691
She Probably made and ate that shit in prison too.

>>10745462
charisse a cute

>>10740888
>high heat cooking and olive
eat carbon shithead

>>10741076
>calculates the widest gap between asparagus

>>10745483
After processing a wagyu cow for it's steaks, you wouldn't get much marketing power out of slapping "wagyu" in front of "offal". A sausage is a great way to dress up the leftovers.

>>10744409
And banana bread

>>10745617
Awwwww

>>10740166
Didn't Regular Show did this as a joke?

>>10743541
>Cracked yolks
>Touching whites
>litterally_don't_know_how_to_fry_an_egg.webm

KING OF THE LAND OF STENCH

>>10743497
Catrician

>>10745617
Imagine the cow's mom seeing her baby's head skinned and baked.

>>10744759
a german meme

>>10742268
Mexican Poutine

>>10742272
>>10745483
because it's probably not actual Japanese beef, it's probably normal random decent quality beef and they put """wagyu"""* on the sign so they can charge 5x as much.

>>10745733
didn't know germanians had memes

>>10743421
No, polite Asians are literally only the Japanese. The rest are dogs, Chinese are outright subhuman scum.

>>10745743
it came from a rap diss track. basically, this one guy has affiliations with a mob like criminal family and a guy he signed fled from berlin, causing a diss track. and he said that one of the mob guys, arafat, protected against bullying by dishing out "nackenschellen" (hitting the back of their heads)
why did i type this out

>>10745462
I bet she gives amazing handjobs.

>>10745764
>>10745769
what doing

>>10745782
Folding air into the sugar to make it light and chewable.

>>10744862
this guy will never learn the technique

>>10745287
>throwing shit everywhere

I would have a fit if he worked in my kitchen

>>10743541
>egg shells
>broken yolks
>king of eggs

I don't think so

>>10743471

nobody likes boiled meat, try serving the kitty medium rare steak.

>>10739802
>>10740092
>>10741821
>>10742246
>>10742268
>>10742846
>>10744396
>>10745490
We deserved it when God abandoned us.

>>10745877
cats despise cooked meat though in any form

>>10745885
I cannot keep my cat off my chicken or my steak

>>10745892
well heck
none of the cats I or anyone I know of owns or has owned will touch any meat that's cooked
maybe we just have dumb cats

>>10745901
>beach onion
>beach cabbage

>>10745912
The man truly makes use of everything nature offers.

>>10745922
>basically a stick
>cooking the entire fucking stalk of the flower
I remember reading he does it all ironically but, boy, am I triggered.

>>10745901
That looks pretty dope, desu(and very and needlessly so expensive…), but what the hell are elderberry capers? Capers are capers, or rather, the flower buds of said plant in brine or salt, so if that is the same processs, but for elderberries, shouldn't it be elderflower capers?

what can't this man do?

>>10745954
the plant is colloquially known as elberberry

>>10745962
I'm guessing he lost a bet.

>>10745967
>what can't this man do?
>>10745962
pic related

>>10745962
holy fuck
this man is based af

>>10745974
why did intentionally blind himself

>>10745967
Btw, is this him?
Looks like it, from the fear of hot oil, but the stove is off and I can't see the ring of death, so i'm unsure.

>>10745980
Because he's Jack.

>>10745939
I can't quite tell, he seems to really believe in what he's doing, but at the same time he's fully aware it's often ridiculous. I think he's just a genuine food nerd, I've seen him invited on to celebrity cooking shows a few times, and he always goes full spaghetti.

>>10745967
cook?

>>10745982
I think it's that fat British woman that puts way too much oil on everything and considers measurements an optional guide.

>>10745980
It’s an old folk remedy for curing conjunctivitis.
It works but it’s bloody painful.

>>10745994
is this really what brap posters have to do?

>>10745988
>$300 to cook your own egg
Yeah he's taking the piss out of people.

>>10746021
>Yeah he's taking the piss out of people.
except the people he is catering to have likely never cooked an egg themselves and would relish the opportunity to do so in such high end fashion

>>10745994
>It works
Putting cayenne in your eye does not cure infection, you fucking retard.

>>10746026
>Putting cayenne
He sloshed his eyes with alcohol.

>>10745980
he needed the youtube views to pay his bbq sauce loans

>>10746026
Might want to google that, anon.

>>10744813
Call me an autist. But I really hate how he doesn't peel his onion before cutting it.

>>10744778
Kek

>>10742089
Fuck thats one sweaty looking eggstand my god id have to have a quart of 40 proof in me before i even tried eating this

>>10744064
>Lady orders 80 ornately decorated sugar cookies
>You can charge how a ton of money due to the amount of labor going into it
>Still complain because it means you have to work
Why did you get into that business if you are so lazy?

>>10746021
Hell of an egg though.

>>10745982
kay's "good" cooking
pride of the british isles and royal chef to be

>>10745764
>>10745769
Not being racist, but I would buy candy from the first guy. The environment the second guy is working in looks like his sugar got its brown color not from being cooked to the caramel stage.

>>10742841
Is this why white people's chicken is always so dry?

>>10745982
At first I thought she was trying to make funnel cake. Then she moved the pan about and I realised she's deep frying pancakes in warm oil.

>>10743436
I forgot how funny people could be on this site shit

>>10746102
>tortilla get the bad rap
>Italian chefs only complain about how difficult it is to make proper dough
>but if you can get just the right dough for a tortilla it turns out great otherwise you might as well be paying $100 to eat shit

>>10746124
>in warm oil
You mean cold.

>>10746025
>never cooked an egg
Fuck off.

>>10744487
Indians are disgusting

>>10746122
>white people eat dry chicken
Thats really the worst niggers could come up with

>>10746244
t. poorfag

>>10746294
Do you need people to pour your water too?

>>10746036
>Ja/ck/ is hunted by the BBQ loanshark's henchmen
>Ja/ck/ is always on the go

>>10746400
not personally
but if id had the money to throw around id have someone pour it for me

>>10739802
>lemme paint my burger first. Yep

Can I get the you died jack waffle webm?

>>10746487
Thats pathetic

>>10746506
why?
cause people can afford to pay other people to do tedious tasks for them?
are the poor always this judgmental?

>>10744487

>>10744487
I bet you eat burger with utensil retard

>>10746515
Pouring your own water is a tedious task for you? And you're asking me why i called you pathetic? Ill even chew your food for you, pay up

>>10746558
>Pouring your own water is a tedious task for you?
sure, its not something I find excitement or joy from nor will it present me with any earnings
>And you're asking me why i called you pathetic?
yeah, because i cant comprehend why paying people to do things for you is pathetic
>Ill even chew your food for you, pay up
excellent reading comprehension anon

>>10746311
why?

>>10746563
You can grovel all you want, you'd be less of a man paying somebody to pour your water and wipe your ass. But be my guest. I make 200K a year and I've never even considered that kinda shit. Its just sad

>>10743471
>picky eater
>this is now a good thing
kek, cats are shit.

Have a cat scared out of his anus over a bunch of flowers. God these things are so fucking dumb, but admittedly the most fun like that.
Pfff, image limit, link it is then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p66dXHNZJ-U

>>10746589
>You can grovel all you want,
except i did no such thing, your reading comprehension skills dont agree with someone purportedly earning 200k
>you'd be less of a man paying somebody to pour your water and wipe your ass
why? because their hands and shitty and mine are left clean?

>>10746596
>I wanna be a baby again
Kek

>>10746645
next time you visit a restaurant you tell that waiter to fuck off when he brings you water
instead you find where the glasses are stored and pour it yourself like a MAN would

>>10738301
I hate asians so much

>>10746665
>he forgot about his reading comprehension

>>10746776
you're the one that refuses to pay for water to be served to you

>>10740888
Why did these trips go to such obnoxious faggots

>>10746785
Give it a rest Söyboį

>>10746849
>ill just use buzzwords cause im so BTFO
lmao

>>10746853
Back to yer field strawman.

>>10746859
you pay for water to be served to you all the time
you're just too retarded to realize it lol

>>10746864
I don't pay for water dipshit

the waiters wages are factored into the meal cost brainlet bro

>>10746869
>b-b-b-brainlet
I order water and leave. You done sucking my ballsack yet, kiddo?

>>10746877
>k-k-k-iddo
sure your lunch clients love watching you walk out of the check lol

>>10746889
Do you have anything worth posting or are we done here, Babbybanks?

>>10746904
admitting defeat already?
you are free to leave whenever

>>10746905
That's a no. Pleasure educating you.

>>10746915
i must of missed the lesson then, cause you didnt impart any knowledge other than you have a reading disability

that whole arguement was over water, lol what the fuck

autism knows no bounds

imagine being so pretentious that you lost the big contract your boss has you chasing because the waiter poured you a glass of water

>>10746989
Is this retard still posting>>10746984
>>10746964
>>10746928

>>10746995
didnt you leave?
whats the matter anon, cant get enough of me?

>>10747000
he must like you a lot, lol.

>>10747007
its must be my personality

>>10747000
>>10747007
>samefagging

>>10747010
Well it aint your 3 incher

>>10747019
the results of this post may shock you!

>>10747024
you say that, but ladies love my tongue
they dont find the length off-putting at all

>>10747026
Imagine being so cucked you have to post screenshots to impress anonymous 4chan users. (Im not)

>>10747032
except, the intent was not to impress at all

>>10747031
You don't get pussy.

>>10747039
no need to project anon

>>10747037
Too bad faggot, im not impressed in the slightest LOL

>>10747047
there is that trademark reading disability striking again

>>10747043
Shut up and pour my water faggot

>>10747055
pay me first and ill consider it

>>10747052
>mad because anon doesnt care
>gets sad and mad
>anon gets glad

>>10747032
Oh my god get a fucking clue you triggered sperg

>>10747060
again no need for projection anon
im neither sad or mad

>>10740472
>>10742089
>the virgin egg mix

>>10743541
>the chad freestyle

>>10747032
>humiliated
>"I'M NOT IMPRESSED"
>anon points out that's not the point
>>10747047
"LEL STILL NOT IMPRESSED"
>sad to say this keeps going on longer than this

Please go drink bleach

>>10747527
Why you so upset?

>>10742251
>a baby died for this

>>10744802
This is so bad, it's comical.

>>10739460
I bet he shit's on Franklin's in the review

>>10745901
Why do I hate this person?

>>10745462
>can't tell if disabled or just clowning around for customers

>>10742268
And a diet coke