/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10748211
Because it has 3,000 calories.

>>10748211
heard you were talkin shit. kitkat's here to fuck ya up m8

god tier:
>smores
>strawberry cheesequake
meh tier:
>everything else

Oreo is objectively the GOATest of all Blizzard flavors.

>>10748216
Large Blizzards are barely over a thousand calories.

>>10748211
That's repulsive. Why would you even think about consuming such trash?

>>10748211
is that cotton candy?

if so you are /myguy/

>>10748275
wrong by an immense amount, that's the base blizzard with nothing in it. A large is 2000 plus.

basic heathens don't even recognize the glory that is combining multiple toppings

>>10748291
what god forsaken country is Reese's called Reese

becuase they milk your mommys vagina to get it super creamy and get you all hot and botheredcwhen you are done.

>>10748315
found the 12 year old.

>>10748284
>that's the base blizzard with nothing in it.
Again, you're wrong. They have the nutritional values on their website for every single flavor. They're in the 1100-1200 range.

https://www.dairyqueen.com/us-en/Company/Nutrition/Treats/

But feel free to prove me wrong with another source.

>>10748306
kingston ontario according to facebook

>>10748282
Cotton candy is truly the best

Why do people outside Wisconsin consume soft serve when frozen custard is a thing?

>>10748282

Cotton candy is the only correct answer.

Summer berry blizzard was nice to dip fries in

for me its reese

>>10748291
>rolo blizzard

holy fuck that sounds heavenly

>>10748362
Why do you suck dick when women are a thing?

they are too expensive now. cone or sunday is much better value.

>>10748211
I don't know if I got fucked or what but there were so many goddamn sugar crystal "Sprinkles" in mine I actually reconsidered my whole diet.

>>10748768

They fucked up. I had a Jurassic chomp that was 80% candy once. Took me 3 days to eat.

>>10748211
Worked at a DQ for a year or two, can confirm cotton candy as god tier but the true king is a concoction of my coworker's design: oreo cheesecake with a touch of the cotton candy syrup mixed in.
Also can confirm that absolute worst girl shit tier is M&Ms. If you put M&Ms in your blizzard you aren't even good enough to go to hell, you're just going to rot.

>cotton candy

I had one once. I could only eat half of it:(
Reeses was good too

>>10748278
Someone has to have shit taste anon, otherwise your mother would still be a virgin.

>>10748444
Correct, anything with chocolate comes next. Especially Rolos

The person that made mine last week sucks at their job. Mine wasn't blended properly. All of the flavoring was in the first half of the cup. Halfway in and it stopped tasting like cotton candy and it was purse vanilla ice cream.

>>10748291
>>10748306
>water chestnut blizzard

for me it is oreo cheesecake

>favorite blizzard was discontinued permanently years ago
Every day is yet another that I long for death.

>>10750047
Oreo cheesecake and cotton candy are the best. I live in a medium-large town that has an annual carnival that comes around and the cotton candy blizzard arrives every summer, two months before the carnival. Helps me stave off my yearning for the carnival.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zv4fcKfhH4

BABY COME BACK

>>10750265

>M&M's

Nigga kys yourself.

>>10748211

i could really go for some peppermint ice cream with the green and red bits in it.

why do they put the blizzard upside down

>>10748211
Did America start eating tide pod flavoured icecream ?

>>10751080
>not liking the texture of m&ms in ice cream

>>10748282
>>10748284
BROTHERS

>tfw I live near one of the oldest franchised Dairy Queens and have test menu items
They also put a shit ton of topping in without asking for extra

>>10748306
From wikipedia
>In Canada they are packaged as Reese Peanut Butter Cups ... but [are] still widely referred to by their American name
This has to be a recent change; it's always been Reese's. I had a newfie friend as a kid who would call them "Ree-see's."

>>10748211
Haven't had one in a while. They are fantastic though

>>10749052
>you aren't even good enough to go to hell, you're just going to rot
Sounds comfy.

>>10748291
>Those prices

Hard pass. I'll just go to the store.

>>10748329

So 2 large blizzards and you don't need to eat anything else that day?

>>10755354
Yeah or two of these bad boys.

>>10748211
>Not the Jurassic Chomp
Makes me want to cry that its going away after the movie is out of theaters.

>>10748211

test

>>10758128
You are shadowbanned buy a 4chan pass newb

>>10750090
What was it? I order the chocolate covered cherry blizzard all the time but they don't advertise it anymore. Maybe they can still make it if they still have the ingredients.

>>10748291
>Skor
>KitKat
>M&M
>Chocolate Cream

Basedadola

>>10748291
Heath a best, but the Jurassic Chomp they've been doing is pretty killer too.

>>10748211
because they dump a fuck ton of salt and chocolate sauce in their ice cream.

ITT: fatties

>>10748306
It's very likely due to English/French language laws in Canada (or specifically Quebec, but manufacturers want to be Quebec-compliant and then can't be arsed to change the label through the rest of the country). They probably got in shit because apostrophe-S is English and not French. Something similar often happens with Montreal restaurants, where they're forced to drop their possessive S

>>10755364
10 stevia
5 splenda
10 sugar

The summer berry cheesecake was surprisingly great.

>>10748274
DAS IT MANE.

>>10748216
You forgot the 20 grams of fat and 14 tablespoons of sugar.

>>10760836
MOAB carpet bombing of quebec when?

The cotton candy blizzard's really nostalgic for me but I can't imagine eating a blizzard larger than a small

>>10752286
Because if they don't its free

>>10752286
The idea is that the blizzard is too runny or not mixed well enough if any ice cream or candy falls out, so it forces the staff to at least attempt to do their job. Also it looks neat.

>Not cookie dough

>>10748211
>the Original Buzzard
What even is this

>>10755364
That stevia amount would cause some major trapped gas followed by some screaming squirting.