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Webm thread Anonymous Thu Jun 14 16:42:27 2018 No.10757646 [Reply] [Original]

Pancakes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 16:43:46 2018 No.10757649 can't tell if something is physically wrong with her arms or if it's just retardation

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 16:43:54 2018 No.10757650 File: 2.86 MB, 1067x600, Funnel Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 16:44:57 2018 No.10757653 >>10757649 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 16:45:16 2018 No.10757656 >>10757649 She has cerebral palsy lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 16:55:12 2018 No.10757687 >>10757649 She's retarded like >>10757656 said

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 16:58:12 2018 No.10757697 File: 68 KB, 345x542, 1527870428407.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757650 so much oil

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:04:59 2018 No.10757723 File: 2.97 MB, 960x540, Eat The Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:11:15 2018 No.10757745 >>10757656 >lol There's a special place in hell for you goy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:13:50 2018 No.10757757 File: 2 KB, 102x125, 1512544007653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757650

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:18:21 2018 No.10757780 >>10757650 jack really went overboard here

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:18:24 2018 No.10757781 >>10757646 >>10757687 >>10757656 Kinda like playing a video game with the controls inverted from what you like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:24:30 2018 No.10757805 >>10757653 poor girl, i can only imagine how hard everything has to be for people with cerebral palsy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:26:51 2018 No.10757823 File: 105 KB, 639x306, Erina.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757646 >when 3dpd approaches 2d cuteness Someone broke something somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:26:52 2018 No.10757825 File: 2.91 MB, 500x280, meatballs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757780 It's not Jack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:28:02 2018 No.10757833 >>10757650 This is Jack, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:28:04 2018 No.10757834 Wou...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:28:46 2018 No.10757837 File: 915 KB, 1280x720, 1455493918361.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757833 >>10757825 THIS is the Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:29:53 2018 No.10757842 >>10757649 she has cerebral palsy, like Walt's son in Breaking Bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:35:10 2018 No.10757864 >>10757780 >>10757833 It's Kay. She's basically the poor british Jack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WhZvyrSeNA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:36:54 2018 No.10757870 >>10757833 that's kay from kays good cooking. compared to her, Jack is Paul Bocuse

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:41:33 2018 No.10757898 >>10757864 >Big Mac My Way >Chunk of mince meat fried in butter on a bun with no sauce or lettuce. How will McDonald's recover?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:52:13 2018 No.10757952 File: 1.46 MB, 1280x720, Egg Queen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757864 She makes the best eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 18:12:19 2018 No.10758030 File: 569 KB, 1280x720, 47eac611ff26a302d7e31ed256b62e0430e694ad04703d19c558b4aebf9398d7.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 18:22:16 2018 No.10758062 >>10757864 british cuisine has evolved

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 18:29:47 2018 No.10758104 >>10757723 Was that a prisoner?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 18:32:29 2018 No.10758119 File: 200 KB, 970x1139, Egg Whore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10758104

Anonymous Thu Jun 14 18:41:56 2018 No.10758170

I need your help, /ck/

there was this youtube video circulating around here, it was a video recipe for pasta carbonara madeby some asian woman
she boiled some hot dogs and used velveeta cheese for the sauce, then served this soup like mess in a plastic container to her poor husband
I think the original youtube poster removed it, if any of you has it or knows where to find it, I would really appreciate it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 18:55:24 2018 No.10758225 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 19:00:46 2018 No.10758256 >>10758225 how does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 19:01:02 2018 No.10758260 I'm surprised nobody has made a webm of Jack frying an egg. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sPA6kkuuMw

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 19:01:09 2018 No.10758261 >>10758225 Masala omelets are the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 19:09:40 2018 No.10758291 File: 2.91 MB, 500x280, British Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 19:14:50 2018 No.10758309 >>10758256 He's allowed out when he's out of eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 19:48:49 2018 No.10758439 File: 1.92 MB, 1920x1080, 1434120806563.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10758291 Looks like depression-era food

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 19:51:49 2018 No.10758453 File: 82 KB, 750x738, 1526764003921.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757650

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 20:13:59 2018 No.10758521 >>10757650 More like funeral cake. Fucking Kaye

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 21:39:29 2018 No.10758902 >>10757649 stupidass newfag she has like a million white knight followers who would marry her roastie ass get off my 4chan newfag scum reeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 21:50:25 2018 No.10758967 File: 35 KB, 567x437, sad fat cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757646 >when every pancake you make is a test pancake

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 21:53:18 2018 No.10758978 File: 1.65 MB, 268x388, meg wut.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757653 >tfw u'd fuck a tard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 21:55:58 2018 No.10758989 >>10757646 I would marry her if she was genuinely a nice young woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:13:48 2018 No.10759060 >>10757952 now we know where rogan learned how to cook

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:14:49 2018 No.10759062 >>10758225 >filename good job anon

Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:19:17 2018 No.10759087

>>10758989
her retard grunting and fuck ups in the kitchen would stop being "cute" after about 15 minutes when you realize you're going to spending all your free time cleaning up broken glass and waiting on the brink of starvation for hours on end for her to finish cooking at a snails pace. By the end of the week you would be fantasizing about how to get away with murder.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:22:11 2018 No.10759104 >>10757649 or just clowning for the customers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:23:19 2018 No.10759109 File: 1.51 MB, 250x200, Okay....gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10759087 Or, you know, you just fucking cook instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:24:07 2018 No.10759114 File: 2.30 MB, 640x640, College_Meals.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:25:57 2018 No.10759122 >>10759114 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:27:53 2018 No.10759131 >>10757646 I hate how hard she has to try, but I love that she does it. Disabilities like that suck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:30:59 2018 No.10759148 >>10757653 Who the fuck names their kid Cerebral?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:31:45 2018 No.10759151 >>10759131 Imagine how shed try to give a handy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:32:46 2018 No.10759157 >>10758439 Except for the part where they used bread and canned beans

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:33:29 2018 No.10759162 >>10759109 she wants to do it retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:37:04 2018 No.10759185 >>10759162 But why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:40:18 2018 No.10759211 >>10759185 how the fuck should I know? ask her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:42:24 2018 No.10759222 >>10758902 well said. thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:44:21 2018 No.10759233 >>10759211 Fuck that cunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:45:55 2018 No.10759241 >>10759131 but she seems to have excellent family/friend support. >mfw a handicapped gril has a life 10x better than my own

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:52:57 2018 No.10759286 >>10758260 Wait. What. I didn't know sound worked on /ck/ You literally never see webms with sound.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:55:22 2018 No.10759295 >>10757646 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYNvGaOCzU A girl with cerebral palsy is better at cooking than Kay and Jack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:58:58 2018 No.10759313 >>10758902 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5H_ynDFcIY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 22:59:05 2018 No.10759315 >>10759295 why the fuck does her own brother baby-talk her? that's annoying as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 23:01:40 2018 No.10759327 File: 2.44 MB, 480x270, Man Gives Beer to an Underaged Kid[HD,1280x720, Mp4].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 23:02:57 2018 No.10759347 >>10757646 i just want to hold her and take care of her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 23:31:33 2018 No.10759483 File: 2.15 MB, 1066x600, lfjsdlkfjsdflkjsd_Large.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10759315 also the way he mocks her shaking is pretty douchy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 23:41:18 2018 No.10759529 >>10759151 hnnnng

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 23:43:35 2018 No.10759539 >>10757952 who the hell fries their eggs in used motor oil?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 23:48:01 2018 No.10759557 File: 63 KB, 450x450, disgusting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10759114

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 23:48:23 2018 No.10759559 >>10759347 I want to slap her butt cheeks and make her go "MMMMNNUUUHHHHHHHHHH"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 23:52:17 2018 No.10759580 >>10759148 Hippies and celebrities know no bounds. Naming their child Cerebral Palsy is extremely disrespectful

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 23:52:59 2018 No.10759582 >>10759114 What the fuck were these guys smoking?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 23:55:03 2018 No.10759594 >>10759114 not dipped,but chocolate chip cookies are fucking good with orange juice or lemonade

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 23:57:56 2018 No.10759604 >>10759559 Imagine her trying to control her self while just pounding away at her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 23:58:17 2018 No.10759605 >>10759604 Shut up, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 23:59:16 2018 No.10759611 >>10757650 Jesus christ jack what the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 00:00:34 2018 No.10759614 File: 455 KB, 810x688, 1528663910900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10759605 she wouldn't even be able to talk

Anonymous Fri Jun 15 00:03:17 2018 No.10759625

>>10757646
>>10759483
how does she get out of there without disturbing the cookware?

>>10757650
how does he... jesus fucking christ

>>10757723
how does she get out of there? does she have to eat all the eggs?

>>10757825
how?

>>10757837
how does he get the beer out of there without breaking the bottle

>>10757952
how do the eggs get out of there without becoming completely carbonized

>>10758030
how did the liquid get out of there?

>>10758225
???????????????

>>10758291
how does she get out of her marriage without breaking laws?

>>10759114
how do they film from above without breaking all those cameras?

>>10759327
how does they get out of there without breaking all those beer bottles?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 00:03:55 2018 No.10759626 >>10759604 i can't because i'm busy imagining how many decades you will remain a virgin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 00:05:08 2018 No.10759635 File: 921 KB, 2160x3840, 1493177643179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757653 I can only imagine how great her pussy feels with all those crazy palsy spasms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 00:05:46 2018 No.10759637 File: 45 KB, 695x440, YOU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10759626

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 00:09:05 2018 No.10759651 >>10759635 This dude gets it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 00:29:30 2018 No.10759738 >>10759580 I think you meant Sarah Brel-Palsy >you had one job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 00:35:38 2018 No.10759768 >>10757805 imagine how much shittier her life would be if she were a guy instead, no cute face or big tits to help garner sympathy there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 00:37:45 2018 No.10759778 File: 1.28 MB, 534x534, Prolapsed Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some OC here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 00:47:30 2018 No.10759817 >>10757646 Walter Jr's wife making him breakfast.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 00:52:16 2018 No.10759836 >>10757646 >>10757653 why are her tits so much better than my wife's wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 00:56:12 2018 No.10759857 >>10759836 >he fell for the small tit wife meme newfags never learn

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 00:59:45 2018 No.10759869 >>10759857 i mean i cheat on her with a 20 yo titcow, but i still wish she had bigger tits never marry a small tit wife, lads

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 01:01:06 2018 No.10759874 File: 74 KB, 316x202, 1474772419587.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10759114 im calling the police

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 01:01:18 2018 No.10759876 >>10759778 That's some Dead Space shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 01:02:06 2018 No.10759880 >>10759869 >i cheat absolutely disgusting. having made a mistake doesnt justify your impertinence. tell your wife and divorce her immediately

Anonymous Fri Jun 15 01:04:13 2018 No.10759885

>>10759880
>he fell for the monogamy meme
I have kids so I'm not dealing with divorce bullshit. I doubt she would even be hurt, she would just be mad that she didnt cash in on the divorce sooner. Fuck her and betas like you.
Bitch can't even cook. That's why I started coming to /ck/
>tfw 20 yo titcow is pregnant and her tits keep getting bigger
>not sure if the kid is mine or not

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 01:11:39 2018 No.10759919 >>10759885 i didnt fall for that meme either but you can cheat in open relationships and you are cheating in your relationship now. liar, coward. >i doubt she would even be hurt blah blah however you want to rationalize it in your head bud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 01:12:44 2018 No.10759924 >>10758170 Pretty sure this is the one you're talking about. The whole video is really sad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 01:19:10 2018 No.10759947 >>10759919 t. roastie

Anonymous Fri Jun 15 01:23:39 2018 No.10759976
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>>10757646
>tfw no palsy qt3.14 to love no matter how bad her pancakes are.
I would put up with anything to have such a kawaii waifu with that kind of commitment.
Why even live guise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 01:26:56 2018 No.10759991 >>10759768 Yeah, we saw your posts in the last thread and decided you deserved absolutely no attention for your bullshit. So take your (You) and fuck off back to your containment board. No one wants you here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 01:28:01 2018 No.10759999 >>10759869 Stop lying, anon. It's not good for your health.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 01:37:35 2018 No.10760046 >>10758260 this is for over easy only, not over medium, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 02:08:42 2018 No.10760148 >>10757837 I've never had an IPA, or very few craft beers, that had a twist top. How does he not know better?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 02:11:28 2018 No.10760155 >>10760148 isnt it hilarious? and he just doubles down on his stupidity by grabbing the towel instead of the bottle opener you're assuming he's going for

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 02:31:42 2018 No.10760211 >>10759594 Gingerbread cookies with lemonade is great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 02:40:11 2018 No.10760238 File: 2.77 MB, 400x215, slightly tickled.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10759778 Why do I find this so funny?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 02:41:15 2018 No.10760244 >>10760155 Lel, poor guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 02:49:08 2018 No.10760280 >>10759778 Why the fuck would you ever do this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 03:04:19 2018 No.10760323 >>10757825 this is disturbing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 03:06:22 2018 No.10760328 >>10760238 oh man. My grandmother used to serve me pudding in a smaller version of that bowl. That was in the 80s. I wonder if those bowls are still in the house. She died a decade ago any my grandfather followed in April. I gotta go look.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 03:08:03 2018 No.10760330 File: 138 KB, 1200x600, Lex-Luthor-Batman-V-Superman-Hair-Jesse-Eisenberg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757649 She's actually the lead singer of palewaves without her makeup on. Easy mistake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 03:13:50 2018 No.10760344 >>10759157 Apparently you don't know anything about food during the depression. Bread and beans were common ingredients in recipes from the era.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 05:49:42 2018 No.10760808 File: 109 KB, 720x308, eventhorizon13xn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10759778 jeeesus

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 07:24:13 2018 No.10760999 >>10760344 Where were people getting those? Most people were eating plants out of the garden and en entire apartment block or neighborhood would share a cut of meat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 07:25:12 2018 No.10761003 >>10757825 what the actual fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 07:30:08 2018 No.10761019 File: 49 KB, 640x629, beesechurger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10759778 >>10759876 >>10760238 >>10760280 >>10760808 I have laughed this hard in a fucking white. I love you guys

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 07:35:08 2018 No.10761036 File: 27 KB, 24x20, 1527229846565.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757697 bro... i cant rad that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 07:38:27 2018 No.10761043 File: 80 KB, 618x490, White Knight.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10758902 Take back what you said about her or prepare to face thy doom, knave!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 07:39:07 2018 No.10761045 >>10757650 Imagine being so bad at cooking that you're making the girl with grave cerebral palsy throwing pancakes on the floor look like a good cook.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 07:49:43 2018 No.10761062 File: 12 KB, 240x240, 1523866074753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10761019 >beezchurger LOL (laugh out loud) showing this to the kids

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 07:57:27 2018 No.10761083 >>10757646 She is lucky to be born a cute girl, because if she were a man she'd die alone after a life of abject misery. Instead she is married and coddled and fawned over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 07:58:17 2018 No.10761084 File: 2.69 MB, 1280x720, Pulled_Pork_Competition_Final_Practice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 08:00:05 2018 No.10761089 >>10761083 She's married?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 08:04:59 2018 No.10761098 >>10759778 wtf i love well done now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 08:06:56 2018 No.10761103 >>10761084 How the hell do you fuck up pulled pork

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 08:08:39 2018 No.10761110 >>10757646 Is it wrong that i want to fuck her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 08:15:35 2018 No.10761125 >>10761103 He pushed instead of pulled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 08:16:19 2018 No.10761127 >>10761084 that is an intense smoke ring

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 08:18:44 2018 No.10761134 >>10759924 fuck it's even worse than I remembered thank you for finding it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 08:18:48 2018 No.10761135 >>10758291 Do americans really do this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 08:24:27 2018 No.10761153 >>10761084 >burnt and undercooked smoked pork shoulder how

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 08:48:55 2018 No.10761213 >>10759625 Topmeme my friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 08:54:29 2018 No.10761230 >>10757646 I'd eat her pancakes if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 08:55:52 2018 No.10761233 File: 990 KB, 640x360, 1523396030849.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 09:02:56 2018 No.10761252 >>10757646 Cute enough to be on TV. Retarded enough to be with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 10:10:34 2018 No.10761401 >>10761233 this is very symbolic of colonisation and right wing modern politics

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 10:14:00 2018 No.10761417 >>10761401 White man has always kept the asian man down. Except in salary, education, and the whole weeaboo thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 10:17:56 2018 No.10761427 >>10761417 Actually despite having a higher income on average than whites, asians in higher end jobs are paid less than their white counterparts

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 10:25:59 2018 No.10761447 >>10761084 well they burned the fuck out of the outside

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 10:34:28 2018 No.10761483 >>10761427 nice meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 10:42:06 2018 No.10761516 >>10761135 >Americans >She's a britistani OBSESSED

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 11:22:22 2018 No.10761671 >>10759880 go back to bed toastie roastie

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 11:25:19 2018 No.10761681 >>10761230 nah dude they had retard fingers in them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 11:26:22 2018 No.10761683 File: 2.87 MB, 720x480, 1479494941110j.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 11:26:38 2018 No.10761684 >>10757646 bich has the perfect body type

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 11:29:43 2018 No.10761693 >>10758225 Why is some retard forcing this meme on all the webm threads?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 11:35:31 2018 No.10761711 File: 2.11 MB, 890x500, kantaro_hotcakes2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 11:36:44 2018 No.10761715 File: 1.74 MB, 1280x720, 1505749674233.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 11:37:52 2018 No.10761718 >>10761683 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmxFWJkYAqk Simply Sara was able to do corndogs better than Jack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 11:38:25 2018 No.10761721 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, fresh bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 11:49:53 2018 No.10761754 File: 242 KB, 790x837, 1528430822015.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10759625 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH.... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 11:51:48 2018 No.10761762 File: 1.06 MB, 480x351, 1471658517531.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757650

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 11:54:14 2018 No.10761772 >>10758902 >implying you wouldn't waif such a sweet and nice girl like that pleb

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 12:17:54 2018 No.10761865 File: 2.06 MB, 200x200, cringe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10759625

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 12:18:36 2018 No.10761870 >>10761715 What the fuck is that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 12:21:31 2018 No.10761883 >>10761772 I'm pretty sure wiping her ass daily would get old bruv

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 12:42:26 2018 No.10761957 >>10757837 honestly if you haven't done this at some point in your life idk what the fuck you are doing why he recorded and posted it to the internet is a different story but

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 12:44:29 2018 No.10761962 File: 3.16 MB, 400x600, 1529077429651.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10761883 If it's getting boring then you just need to get creative.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 12:44:45 2018 No.10761963 >>10759295 her bro is a fking douche

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 12:48:00 2018 No.10761976 >>10759778 i have no words

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 13:01:23 2018 No.10762039 >>10759924 Why do so many people sautee garlic first, onions second? You can sautee onions forever, but garlic turns dark and bitter in no time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 13:02:43 2018 No.10762044 >>10761962 That gif is nauseously unsettling

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 13:02:59 2018 No.10762045 >>10759924 >comments disabled kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 13:04:17 2018 No.10762048 File: 39 KB, 882x624, replied.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10759625

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 13:20:27 2018 No.10762120 >>10761684 She does a lot of exercise what with all the uncontrollable muscle jerking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 13:23:23 2018 No.10762147 File: 2.23 MB, 540x302, Peanut Butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757646 >Pancakes Peanut Butter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 13:24:51 2018 No.10762157 >>10761715 This is now a ja/ck/ thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 13:33:07 2018 No.10762192 File: 3.00 MB, 630x354, 1471058356188.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10762147 Peanut BUTTer

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 13:33:57 2018 No.10762198 >>10762147 >snicker A real.. >snicker A real funny meme-er would post a response video, smearing jelly all over their body. >stifle laugh She'd probably think it was hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 13:39:55 2018 No.10762223 >>10761870 Alpo. It's the canned beef that the /k/ommando prepper fags stock their bomb shelters with. Nasty, nasty looking shit that has a shelf life measured in centuries.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 13:40:57 2018 No.10762230 File: 15 KB, 200x299, 7f947e843dd1e1527391928dbbfea90e78b50c8d70db0ec253dfc452d7dfaa1c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10762192 Niiiiiice hahaha, good goooood shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 13:42:17 2018 No.10762239 >>10762198 Let me get /fit/ real quick. Once the abs start coming in I'll think about it. It's just, cutting down to such a low bf% is such a pain in the ass when I love food as much as I do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 13:46:25 2018 No.10762261 >>10759778 >Some OC here. I can save .webm's from the other day as well, you attention whoring little twat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 14:03:04 2018 No.10762328 >>10762147 >>10762147 >>10762147 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfZFsmPTYJQ&t=46s Full video

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 14:05:36 2018 No.10762337 >>10762328 Hot and retarded? I could wife her with a ring-pop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 14:16:54 2018 No.10762376 >>10762328 >I taste so good >I wonder who would want to do me S L U T

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 14:17:11 2018 No.10762380 >>10757650 a crime against humanity

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 14:26:24 2018 No.10762423 File: 128 KB, 640x789, 1525904787289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757650 >the moment the batter starting to swirl around Dear god no

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 14:31:59 2018 No.10762452 >>10762192 M0ar?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 14:47:36 2018 No.10762526 >>10759778 dirtygardengirl?

Anonymous Fri Jun 15 15:47:14 2018 No.10762754

>>10757650
Jack has crossed a line, all his other horrors I could attribute to shear information isolation but this...
I've seen 7 year old orphans cook pancakes by looking at the pictures on the back of the mix bag. He has to be trolling us, there is no other way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 15:54:58 2018 No.10762781 >>10761233 Based chinaman

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 15:57:18 2018 No.10762789 >>10762754 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dMVxqynlg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 16:14:50 2018 No.10762838 >>10759924 Peak Pinoy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 16:17:17 2018 No.10762853 File: 248 KB, 480x476, 1525903787234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10762789 I have seen such horrors today, please spare me more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 16:25:31 2018 No.10762889 >>10762147 that's a hell of a body, too bad about the autism

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 16:34:41 2018 No.10762915 >>10762789 she's far worse than jack, i wonder why she doesnt get posted more some recipes are a pure nightmare

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 16:36:03 2018 No.10762921 >>10762337 Going to hell for laughing at this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 17:24:21 2018 No.10763099 File: 2.94 MB, 956x480, You can have any brew you want, as long as it's this Mexican piss water.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 17:31:08 2018 No.10763127 File: 2.92 MB, 500x280, one pound steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 17:36:36 2018 No.10763145 File: 1.90 MB, 768x432, oilbeef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 17:45:30 2018 No.10763181 File: 2.73 MB, 1280x720, jacked egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 17:50:55 2018 No.10763203 File: 443 KB, 1280x720, 1527587774355.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757650 Why are youtube /ck/s so scared of hot oil?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 17:52:30 2018 No.10763209 >>10763203 oh my fucking lord what is wrong with this guy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 17:53:11 2018 No.10763211 >>10763203 >oils not even hot >gets scared and drops the steak and gets splashed like an idiot Is this Jack?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 17:54:06 2018 No.10763214 >>10763203 Stop laying that steak down facing Mecca. I can hear the Call to Prayer from here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 17:54:22 2018 No.10763215 >>10763203 >Non-stick pan with 2/3c oil in it Why not just deep fry it and be done?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 17:54:37 2018 No.10763217 File: 59 KB, 658x662, 1fe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My pancake place sells burgers now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 17:55:21 2018 No.10763220 >>10763181 I can see the uncooked egg white on that. How can fuck up the most simplest of things?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 17:55:24 2018 No.10763221 >>10763217 Good job, honey!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 18:01:21 2018 No.10763237 >>10761125 Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 18:23:08 2018 No.10763324 >>10761963 Here she is with her sister Karlee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SAZskgTnJs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 18:24:34 2018 No.10763334 >>10763324 That first comment is obviously a /ck/ poster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 18:26:11 2018 No.10763346 >>10762337 She isn't retarded though

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 18:27:35 2018 No.10763355 File: 56 KB, 1142x672, 1994754771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757650 But is that actually supposed to be a funnel cake or are all of your just making that up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 18:27:37 2018 No.10763356 File: 2.21 MB, 439x399, jack_icing_sugar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10763211 Of course

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 18:30:19 2018 No.10763370 >>10763355 No. It's supposed to be pancakes. But Kay put so much oil in the pan that should would have basically made funnel cakes if the oil were hot. Now I explained the joke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 18:31:24 2018 No.10763376 >>10763145 jesus fucking christ

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 18:31:44 2018 No.10763379 File: 201 KB, 1080x1349, 31966788_216077618989678_7960851599738273792_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10759836 >>10759976

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 18:50:52 2018 No.10763466 >>10761036 Phoneposters don't get to complain about that.

Anonymous Fri Jun 15 19:14:44 2018 No.10763586
File: 110 KB, 720x960, 1440432451353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I went on a few dates with a girl who had celebral palsy. Its not exactly the fantasy you imagined bros.
>meet her on tinder
>she drives an actual whole hour just to meet me (i didnt know she lived so far away)
>was surprised and assumed she just really wanted to go out with someone
>we walk my dog
>she has to use a walker the whole time
>she was really nervous and shy
>took her to the mall and to the movies
>she has to bring her giant walker everywhere
>shes too scared to kiss and said she never did it before
I didn't take her virginity because honestly it would be wrong, i'd take her innocence and she was so sweet. i know thats gay but with a cripple girl its just off and going out is super inconvenient and literally, everybody stares at you. we still talk sometimes, shes doing well

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 19:32:13 2018 No.10763660 >>10759104 underrated kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 19:37:38 2018 No.10763684 Who the fuck is Jack? I'm new to /ck/ so I'm kinda lost here

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 19:40:08 2018 No.10763698 >>10763684 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 19:40:27 2018 No.10763700 >>10757837 Is Jack like the DarkSydePhil of cooking or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 19:40:53 2018 No.10763703 >>10763586 I'm sure that's just sad, and really inconvenient. I could see myself trying though. I do really care what other people think, but I'm also really protective of others so I don't think it would be the thing that would bother me most.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 19:41:18 2018 No.10763706 File: 220 KB, 547x323, Picture 13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10763698

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 19:41:39 2018 No.10763709 >>10763684 a youtube "chef" that undercooked literally everything and died of salmonella poisoning

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 19:44:23 2018 No.10763718 File: 954 KB, 900x611, 1446578319839[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10763709

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 19:46:26 2018 No.10763724 File: 1.35 MB, 1282x671, 1463773709050.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10763684 Lets just say that he could give Gordon Ramsay a run for his money when it comes to cooking skills.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 21:11:24 2018 No.10764190 File: 2.95 MB, 512x288, Best Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 21:17:21 2018 No.10764233 >>10763586 >my blog is awesome !!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 21:19:44 2018 No.10764246 >>10757805 Everyone treats her well and she has a chad boyfriend. If she was ugly she'd have a shit life, but since she's cute she is living good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 21:24:38 2018 No.10764282 >>10763379 Hhnngggggggg, I would never pull out

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 21:27:37 2018 No.10764299 >>10763586 99% of people looking at you two aren't looking down on you, they're just curious. t. dated a paraplegic

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 21:27:46 2018 No.10764300 >>10761089 How do I wife her? I need those spastic milkers in my face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 21:29:34 2018 No.10764314 >>10761153 >how heat too high and he's too dumb to trust a probe thermometer

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 21:30:04 2018 No.10764315 >>10764300 Be a Chad. Not joking, her husband is a legit 9/10 Chad. It's a big mistake to think you can date a qt cripple easily, lots of guys love the idea of taking care of a disabled cute girl, so they're not going to be much easier to pick up.

Anonymous Fri Jun 15 21:30:56 2018 No.10764319

>>10760999
Where have you even learned about the depression? Is this the famous American school system at work?

People canned beans before and during the depression and bread was cheap and easy to make and often rationed or cultivated by communes. Meat was scarce and off-cuts and oddities (to Americans, anyway) became more common. Home gardens were common, yes, but that doesn't have anything to do with the availability of bread or beans. Even school lunches had sandwiches sometimes:

http://hearth.library.cornell.edu/cgi/t/text/pageviewer-idx?c=hearth;cc=hearth;q1=school%20lunch%20project;rgn=full%20text;cite1=193%2A;cite1restrict=date;idno=4732504_25_009;didno=4732504_25_009;node=4732504_25_009%3A1.4;view=image;seq=16;page=root;size=s;frm=frameset

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 21:31:02 2018 No.10764323 >>10757723 >when your gf has enough time to act out memes with you but not enough time to clean your fucking apartment

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 21:33:40 2018 No.10764342 >>10764319 From people who lived in the depression. Lots of people back then didn't go to school either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 21:33:47 2018 No.10764343 >>10761693 >forcing this meme summerfag just stfu and blend in, you're embarrassing yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 21:36:49 2018 No.10764356 >>10763099 is this supposed to be bad? I think it looks really fucking tasty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 21:41:19 2018 No.10764385 >>10764356 In Uni we had a Mexican exchange student. Every time he made a cocktail it was a mess of the strangest goddamn things and it was always delicious. Maybe it's just a Mexican thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 21:47:39 2018 No.10764421 >>10763700 That's a decent comparison, Jack doesn't bitch about his haters like Phil does but other than that they're both talentless hacks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 22:33:44 2018 No.10764668 File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, Lasagna Dome.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 22:34:49 2018 No.10764674 File: 2.88 MB, 500x500, steamy_testicles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 22:35:00 2018 No.10764677 File: 2.91 MB, 640x340, 1502083737927.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 22:37:44 2018 No.10764691 File: 2.76 MB, 1280x720, salsa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 22:37:46 2018 No.10764692 File: 2.67 MB, 950x542, 1511988936834.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10764677

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 22:40:51 2018 No.10764704 Do you think her nipples are pancake shaped as well?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 22:42:59 2018 No.10764711 File: 19 KB, 480x480, 1528385469972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10758978 same

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 22:43:09 2018 No.10764713 >>10764677 Damn that looks good

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 22:47:14 2018 No.10764729 File: 9 KB, 94x97, thats nice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757823 >girl is mentally and physically dysfunctional >exactly like in my animes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 22:49:30 2018 No.10764736 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1522532868434.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 22:52:24 2018 No.10764752 File: 2.86 MB, 1024x576, whygod.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10764736 Should have ended with suicide

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 22:56:28 2018 No.10764773 >anime girls don't act mentally and physically dysfunctional 75% of the time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 22:58:58 2018 No.10764781 >>10759625 >how? god i fucking laughed thank you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 22:59:31 2018 No.10764785 File: 2.73 MB, 540x302, 1499483466655.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:00:28 2018 No.10764787 >>10760148 almost all beers brewed and bottled in the US have twist tops but you're right, that is very clearly not a twist top

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:02:53 2018 No.10764792 File: 2.81 MB, 500x281, 1526258571581.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10758225 >egg bet they're not even free range

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:05:23 2018 No.10764800 >>10760999 jesus christ you don't deserve those digits you fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:06:27 2018 No.10764803 File: 2.90 MB, 640x642, 1515865362173.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:07:07 2018 No.10764806

>>10764787
but a normal person like you or me would have stopped and grabbed a bottle opener instead of a towel. like, his first thought is "ow I need to protect my hand" not "oh not twist off top, okay" and get the right tool. it's like he's a whole different species or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:08:55 2018 No.10764813 >>10764792 So much pepper, jesus christ Jamie its carbonara not caccio e pepe, wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:10:44 2018 No.10764825 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, 1513907463675.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10764813 maybe this is more your speed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:11:49 2018 No.10764830 File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, 1513907463676.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10764825

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:12:29 2018 No.10764833 >>10761962 that gif is nauseously erecting

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:14:40 2018 No.10764845 >>10764825 >>10764830 I'm not entirely sure what I'm seeing here but the fact that's filmed and prepared in such a weird, delicate, and sterile way is uninteresting to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:15:08 2018 No.10764848 File: 2.86 MB, 960x540, 1517381752912.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:15:48 2018 No.10764852 >>10764825 No, it's not my speed. Any more webms of charisse and her ridiculous body?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:16:41 2018 No.10764859 File: 1.91 MB, 1920x1080, smash_mouth.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10764806 Pretty sure a chimpanzee would have gotten it quicker

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:17:07 2018 No.10764860 File: 71 KB, 274x412, 1376242034433.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757650

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:24:26 2018 No.10764877 >>10764830 I don't know what the hell it is, but I want to eat the shit out of that.

Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:26:14 2018 No.10764882

>>10764859
It blows my mind these are from his "finished" ""videos"", these aren't bloopers or anything. It's like he just hits "record" and hopes everything is fine because he's not going to stop and redo things to make himself look better. He has essentially infinite time to make himself look competent in his vids, but he always makes a fool out of himself. It's like he still doesn't understand how to make videos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:28:05 2018 No.10764886 >>10764859 where'd he get the money for an apple watch?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:30:00 2018 No.10764894 >>10764886 I guess sales of the 'best damn sauce you've EVER tasted' are picking up

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:30:55 2018 No.10764897 >>10759976 I ask myself that every f$#*ing day, desu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:32:19 2018 No.10764903 >>10762147 when does she call in the doggo?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:37:31 2018 No.10764925 File: 1.26 MB, 372x200, 200.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/GgeEp6IuF88

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:40:10 2018 No.10764940 >>10764925 No one gives a fuck. Not food, not cooking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:42:45 2018 No.10764950 >>10764940 That's Jack's son.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:43:29 2018 No.10764952 File: 32 KB, 460x292, 1526003312180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10763127 ...h.how?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:44:37 2018 No.10764957 >>10764950 you mean THE POTHEAD?!? I hope jack strangles the love of devil's lettuce right out of him

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:44:55 2018 No.10764959 >>10764752 >deepfried plain spaghetti I get if it had a sauce or something, but just egg ain't shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:45:14 2018 No.10764960 >>10764950 And? Fuck off. It's not cooking, it's not food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:50:03 2018 No.10764970 >>10761962 you shit eating scumbag I draw the line at pissing on a girl. maybe getting shat on. but never eating it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:51:03 2018 No.10764974 File: 14 KB, 235x214, 1528958368879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10761962 Holy shit. Imagine getting a french kiss from her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:51:38 2018 No.10764980 >>10764677 as nice as it is, I could see a market for a cheaper version using obviously less expensive beef and the same recipe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:52:51 2018 No.10764989 File: 2.87 MB, 540x302, 1524144871265.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:56:44 2018 No.10765008 >>10764974 Having a woman with a long tongue shoved into your mouth is amazing. Sadly most bitches got little shorties that can't even touch their noses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 15 23:59:57 2018 No.10765020 >>10762044 >That gif is nauseously unsettling faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 00:00:47 2018 No.10765025 File: 134 KB, 320x320, snaketowel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10765008 God, I hate to get lewd like this, but I can practically feel her tongue being shoved in my mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 00:02:03 2018 No.10765034 >>10764989 i feel this might be a turning point in life for that soyboy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 00:15:22 2018 No.10765087 >>10764845 >>10764877 Japanese crab dishes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 00:20:52 2018 No.10765111 >>10763718 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 00:25:39 2018 No.10765136 Does anyone have the webms of the Japanese cheesecakes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 00:30:16 2018 No.10765157 >>10761711 this show is fucking amazing >sweet heaven knows!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 00:42:15 2018 No.10765196 >>10761711 >>10765157 I'm two episodes in and I'm really enjoying it. >Gives Winston Churchill the peace sign after eating a melon kakigori

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 00:43:50 2018 No.10765201 >>10765196 the best episode is when his mom comes to stay

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 03:42:57 2018 No.10765686 File: 164 KB, 500x446, dark souls +1000.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10765008 Fuck yes, this is right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 03:49:17 2018 No.10765705 >>10759114 This looks like shit I would make on ambien.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 03:55:44 2018 No.10765722 >>10765705 kek, yeah

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 04:29:26 2018 No.10765790 >>10764343 Go fuck yourself. I've been here since that shitty webm was first posted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 05:59:14 2018 No.10765991 File: 2.70 MB, 240x240, Chocolate 4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 06:12:53 2018 No.10766021 >>10764190 I'm hungover right now and that pizza is looking pretty good not gonna lie

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 06:13:57 2018 No.10766022 >>10765790 so about a week ago?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 06:16:06 2018 No.10766024 >>10764692 i fucking hate americans

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 06:30:16 2018 No.10766046 >>10764190 I might order pizza now, that made me hungry.

Anonymous Sat Jun 16 06:36:56 2018 No.10766054

>>10764323
>21st century women cleaning
That's a real good fucking joke. 90% of the mess in my house is from my gf. I might be slow about getting shit done but I keep my mess contained in one area and put things back after I use them.
She leaves clothing strewn about every-fucking-where.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 07:12:47 2018 No.10766137 File: 1.07 MB, 1340x745, kinoshita yuka.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10764952

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 07:14:46 2018 No.10766142 >>10764792 >grinding up peppercorns with a mortar and pestle Jesus, what a meme way to prepare a spice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 07:15:40 2018 No.10766145 File: 5 KB, 183x275, 1412288756427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10761233 I don't know who you are but I hate you for posting this unfunny webm every time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 07:16:20 2018 No.10766146 >>10763217 So? Our McDonald's sells Döner now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 07:27:42 2018 No.10766167 >>10764677 >deep-fried steaks Fucking barbarians.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 08:11:49 2018 No.10766262 >>10764246 >since she's cute she is living good. that applies to all women

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 08:54:54 2018 No.10766335 >>10762147 PNUT BUTTER PNUT BUTTER

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 09:08:09 2018 No.10766367 >>10757650 How can he be so fucking bad at it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:21:39 2018 No.10766524 >>10766262 While fair, lots of women who aren't cute also live good, but if you're disabled that cuteness is really key for a mate who can care for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:33:46 2018 No.10766551 >>10758119 what board was this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:36:27 2018 No.10766555 >>10757697 had he gotten the oil hot enough to create a texture on the outside of the stuff as it landed, it would have just kinda layered over its self and been nice. he's a god damned moron and so are the people that insist on posting him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:37:45 2018 No.10766558 I think it was /b/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:38:01 2018 No.10766560 >>10761062 and then there's this asshole

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:38:51 2018 No.10766562 >>10766555 Except it isn't Jack.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:38:55 2018 No.10766564 >>10757825 It has one of Jack's trademarks, cold oil

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:39:32 2018 No.10766566 >>10758119 The correct answer is to check for breathing, pulse, and alertness. If any are missing you move her head so she can't choke on her own vomit and call EMS, then apply any first aid necessary until they arrive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:42:56 2018 No.10766580 >>10766562 how could i have missed that his gaudy fucking ring isn't in that frame. thank you. i stand corrected.

Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:45:05 2018 No.10766583

>>10759991
Not him, and I'm all for casting /pol/tards back to /pol/, but he's right and you're being oversensitive to conflicting opinions. She has a fuckton of followers on YouTube which in turn make her a fuckton of money. Tell me she would have the same success as a male.

Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:46:12 2018 No.10766588

>>10766555
As repeated before in this thread, it isn't Jack. It's Kay's Good Cooking. She's basically the female British poverty Jack when it comes to cooking. She did a big mac video that is just chunks of mince meat fried in lard on a bun with butter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WhZvyrSeNA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:50:30 2018 No.10766597 >>10766588 i appreciate the correction from you guys. i must have too much hate in my heart or time for people that do nothing for me. i was prepared on a moments notice to loath without question.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:51:41 2018 No.10766599 >>10766022 Yes, the same time as you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:52:28 2018 No.10766601 File: 1.43 MB, 3264x1836, 20180611_134628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10764980 I had fried pork version at a Japanese place once, 18 euro and pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:52:43 2018 No.10766602 >>10766146 Why are you so proud of living in country where there's enough shitskins for this to happen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:53:02 2018 No.10766603 >>10766588 Honestly I prefer Kay There's a sincerity to it that Jack doesn't have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:57:01 2018 No.10766609 >>10766603 she just seems like a trailer park single mom to me. jack seems like he should know better, but he's just a douche. i fucking hate that guy because of this board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 10:58:56 2018 No.10766613 i was glancing over the board and i didn't see anything appropriate, so i'm going to make a homemade corned beef thread in a little while.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 11:00:10 2018 No.10766616 >>10766613 With your own spices or a spice packet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 11:05:44 2018 No.10766632 >>10766616 i used a recipe from online that i toasted in an aluminum sautee pan.

Anonymous Sat Jun 16 11:07:02 2018 No.10766635

>>10766616
the thing is, i forgot to take pictures last week of the meat, the meat in the brine or this morning of the meat out of the brine. all i will have is finished product and i don't usually like to make threads if i can't give the entire process.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 12:28:33 2018 No.10766826 File: 165 KB, 1600x900, V__674C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck it. Im not making a thread. It was fantastic. Thats what im using later for hash.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 12:29:35 2018 No.10766827 >>10766826 and no, that's not the way i cut it to serve. that's a section i cut with the grain so my knife would run all the way across our sandwich cuts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 12:42:17 2018 No.10766869 File: 2.88 MB, 540x302, 1500942027239.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10766601 >cuts the crusts Whatever happened to le crust cutting man?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 13:34:43 2018 No.10767064 >>10764845 >a weird, delicate, and sterile way is uninteresting to me. found the white hipster who "opened up [his] mind" on a spiritual journey in India

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 13:58:40 2018 No.10767161 >>10764960 >it's not food those heavenly bars don't nourish you, son?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 15:00:14 2018 No.10767401 File: 269 KB, 542x533, 1526258858980.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10766137

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 15:22:56 2018 No.10767522 File: 387 KB, 706x720, 1526218516624.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10766566 I bet you're the faggot that just has to correct people when they use "literally" wrong and that you're just delightful at parties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 15:49:51 2018 No.10767668 >>10757653 I want to protect that smile

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 15:59:38 2018 No.10767714 >>10766869 The crust are served as the bread stick in cup, they aren't wasteful

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 16:23:08 2018 No.10767830 >>10764792 > Using garlic and finely cut pancetta in carbonara

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 16 16:28:12 2018 No.10767849 File: 32 KB, 480x531, smug anime girl_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10767830 >thinking your opinion on food matters more than a multi-millionaire chef

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