/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10767310
'go 'za
'cha
'vark
'sco

>>10767310
I think you need to redo your graphic or use something nonsensical instead. This is almost like an attempt at some sort of meta thread since the topic IS derailing the conversation.

>>10767310
wait, why can't we talk about brown flavor orbs?

>>10767310
So 6 things that there's nothing to talk about anyway? What the fuck is there to discuss about chick-fil-a? Those threads only exist as to serve as a /pol/ general. What is there to say about cool aid? It's a shitty drink that black people drink because it's cheap. Nothing else to really be said.

based 'ick'il'a'

>>10767310
>watermelon and koolaid
/pol/ morons meme about niggers and make people bad
>56% chocolate
/pol/ morons meme about "le 56% memeee XDDD" and piss off americans
>chick fil a
/pol/ morons meme and falseflag about faggots
>soy beans
/pol/ morons meme about "le soyboys XDDD"

Gee, I wonder WHY /ck/ can't talk about these foods? Hmmm......

>>10767374
Actually with Chick-fil-A it's worse because you get shit flinging from both /pol/dditers and sjws
I just wanna talk about some chicken

I wish this thread was about farts and big ol' brappers instead.

>>10767334
chick-fil-a food and service is the best in the industry

>>10767383
Chick fil a is really not impressive for the cost.

$7-$8 for 3 tendies that shit is cray

>>10767383
What is there to even talk about? Without the faggots from /pol/ the thread would just be
>what do you order at chick-fil-a?
>a chicken sandwich
>how was it
>pretty good
45 minutes later
>this thread has been archived
Their menu isn't even varied enough to talk about different items like you could with a taco bell thread or something (not that a taco bell thread would be any more interesting)

>>10767400
Meh I think the seasoning is good, but I hardly go their because of the cost
Fucking dairy Queen has better tendies

>>10767408
>Fucking dairy Queen has better tendies

We just got a DQ here recently. I was surprised to see they sell Orange Juliuses in there

>>10767411
I think they brought that back fairly recently as well
Pretty good stuff

>>10767395
It's teenagers handing you a chicken sandwich and saying my pleasure instead of you're welcome if they even care about the brand enough to say it. It's the same quality of service as every other fast food restaurant unless you live in a shithole town. Every chick-fil-a thread is huge circle jerk of faggots talking about how much they hate fags and pretending chick-fil-a is something more than a garden variety fast food chicken shack.

>>10767423
yeah but it's a cute christian teenage girl saying "my pleasure", which makes all the difference.

>>10767429
>Believing everyone at Chick-fil-A is Christian
Found the boomer

>>10767429
<cute fat nigger woman saying my pleasure but it's okay because she prays to GAAAAAAAWDDD

>>10767429
>>10767436
I've only ever been in one ChickFilA, but I was happy to see there were no 300 lb blue-haired homosexuals working there.

The fat dykes all got hired by Trader Joes, I think it's because they love the hawaiian shirts

>>10767448
damn right. You'd be surprised how good food tastes when it hasn't been handled by a twerking misanthrope.

>>10767483
>i hate twerking white people! i wish more chick fil as were stuffed by CHRISTIAN fat niggers who don't wash their hands before handling my food

>>10767487
Soap was invented by athiests

>>10767487
>racists hate chick fil a too
I like it even more now

>>10767487
>he doesn't have an immune system

Your kind should have been bred out years ago.

Are those tabs of acid?

>>10767503
>>10767506
t. loves eating nigger shit
>>10767512
t. loves getting nigger parasites pretending his immune system does shit about helminth eggs
ITT: the decline of the white race due to cucktianity

>>10767524
I'm glad I'm secure enough to not live my life scared of minorities stealing girls I never stood of chance with from me.

>>10767524
>his immune system can't eradicate helminth eggs
That's what happens when you don't have God on your side.

>>10767546
>>10767547
t. willing toxoplasmosis hosts
enjoy that schizophrenia and traffic accidents LOL
O
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>supporting niggers ever just because dey worship day sem gawd as mee

>>10767512
>>10767524
>>10767547
>He doesn't let his Basophils do their job in eradicating a low-level parasite here or there.
You must have terrible allergies or auto-immune problems. Read the Hygiene Hypothesis

>>10767552
I never said anything about the same god or supporting them. Actually I was actively talking shit about chick-fil-a threads earlier in the thread.

>>10767562
>read my nigger shill book telling you that worms are good for you
Willing kike hosts up ITT, how many worms do you shit a day nigger?

>>10767552
das right, white boi. your daughter gonna get blacked!!

>>10767558
Sorry for derailing the thread, but I just wanted to remind you that vegans need to eat feces for vitamin B12.
They don't like to talk about it, so they just call them """"""supplements""""""

>>10767567
toxoplasmosis makes it hard to have consistent positions on anything huh? that's the schizophrenia developing
enjoy being on jew pills for the rest of your life and growing tits because antipsychotics lower test

>>10767572
Don't forget the mycotoxin infested pickled vegetables they need to eat too.

>>10767584
Thanks. I didn't comment on fermented vegetables because I don't know what goes in them. I guess I just assumed that it was some kind of lactobacillus.

I don't even want to know where they get their cultures for kombucha. I get a terrible feeling that there's some "health guru" somewhere in the world who is just bottling his ball sweat and selling it to retards around the world.

>>10767524
>>10767552
>>10767577
Remember that responding seriously to baitfags means they win.

The worst part about CFA threads are the people who obsessively bitch about /pol/

>>10767429
Fun fact: Nogs identify as christian at the same rate as cuckservative whites. We've always known the 2 groups matched up in terms of IQ, so I guess it makes perfect sense ;)

>>10767619
And both of those groups are outbreeding you

>>10767617
It's probably because the thread gets posted everyday and obviously belongs on /pol/. How is it fair that that off topic political shit gets to hit the bump limit but al/ck/ gets banned and good threads like the food growing thread get deleted? I don't give a shit about them talking shit on fags, but they have their own board to do it on. There's a very clear bias in moderation here.

>>10767319
What the hell is vark?

>>10767572
>eating a supplement instead of funneling the same supplement through a carcass
Meatcucks are this retarded.

>>10767639
>niggers
>out breeding anything past their sky high abortion rates
>cuckservative boomers
>out breeding anything due to the ED and the fact their sperm will guaranteed produce autistic children (see: you)

>>10767650
Hot sauce that has a cartoon aardvark on the front. It was the hot meme of the month a while back.

>>10767374
/pol/ was a mistake.

>>10767651
>Nature's bounty
MMmm, enjoy that lead

>>10767310
Fleshlight full of macaroons

>>10767374
you literally derail threads by bringing up "muh /pol/ boogeyman" and steering the convo towards political issues.

>>10767400
I prefer to pay a little more for the assurance that some drug lord didn't poop in my food

>>10767677
honestly it's because all of their meat is fresh and not pumped full of artificial sugars

>>10767671
>being this much in denial that your home-board is cancer

You're the retards who rub shit all over the walls then get upset when people complain that the walls are now covered in shit as if they're just supposed to ignore the shit-covered walls

>>10767681
>artificial sugars
How much fat is leaking from your ears American? I can feel those buzzwords all the way from here.

>>10767671
>Derail thread
There's nothing to derail when the OP creates a thread for the soul purpose of attracting faggots who cannot stop themselves from bringing up politics at every opportunity. Do you honestly think that when an OP makes a chick-fil-a thread where he mentions both Christians and gays in the OP wants to discuss food?

>>10767651
Hey I'm just letting you know that supplemental B12 is made of feces. It's up to you if you would rather eat feces than meat.

heck, you can get B12 without ever killing a mammal or eating feces, just eat some eggs or milk for crying out loud

>>10767706
Wrong. Nice try though.

>>10767762
It's not wrong, you absolutely can get vitamin B12 from eggs.

I'm a complete cock sucking literal faggot and let me tell you something: Chik Fil A is top notch food. I really don't give a shit about Mike Pence or whatever, I just want chicken lol. I like two things, dicks and chicken

>>10767799
What about chicken Dick?

>>10767687
>CFA thread gets posted
>anti-/pol/ people go full retarded

Every fucking time. And you idiots act like you are the reasonable ones who are not derailing threads.

>>10767689
>made wirh all natural xylitol, erythritol, sucralose, evaporated cane juice, and sorghum syrup

>>10767654
kek, cuckservatives btfo!

>>10767436
In small town Alabama, that is so true. The only way you get a job there is if you go to the "right" church. Then, they hire a few token blacks form an "acceptable" black church, to prove they're not racist (and qualify for federal job training subsidies for hiring minorities). If you're outside those parameters, no job for you.
>tl; works in god tier aviation job. No need for fast food job, or fast food products.

>>10767799
>I like two things, dicks and chicken
Finally, a man that understands me.

>>10768094
I'm not anti-/pol/, I'm anti-crossboarding faggots from any board dragging their conversations and memes onto boards about food and cooking. The majority of which just happen to be from /pol/

Hol' up, there are threads where they don't get derailed from their original topic?

>>10768094
See
>>10767698
You can't derail a thread by talking about /pol/ when it was a /pol/ thread from the start.

>>10767392
Don't we all

>>10767374
>6 posts in
>muh /pol/
new record

>>10768495
no its not newfriend

>>10768328
do you really stay on /ck/ and never post on other boards?

>>10767423
Shut up, fag.

>>10768495
Back to your circlejerk, tard gobbler!
>>>/pol/

>>10768495
If you'd been on this board for more than 5 minutes you'd know everything he said was true.

>>10768564
He didn't say you shouldn't go on other boards, nor did he imply it. He's saying that if you spend most of you're time on /pol/ you shouldn't try to bring /pol/ with you when you go on /ck/ or any other board. Especially when the majority people outside of your home board find it obnoxious as fuck.

>>10768552
>>10768605
>>10768624
>someone brings up /pol/
>thread turns into /pol/
you faggots could ignore it and continue posting about your tendies and mcchickens

>>10768743
I could also ignore it if someone took a shit on my doorstep every day. But it shouldn't have to because it shouldn't be there in the first place.
If you didn't notice it was a /pol/bait thread from the start. A thread that was mean to be /pol/ can't turn into it. All the things in the OP image are things that turn threads into politics threads. It's also impossible to ignore because in every single thread faggots feel the need to tell everyone else how "degenerate" or "Soy" they are for doing something that they don't like. It's not just a problem here. Nearly every board with a decent population is a different flavor of /pol/ at this point.

>>10768831
lol she lost faggot kys

>>10768848
I voted third-party but I still find the /pol/-tier shitposting here obnoxious. I don't like discussing politics or pseudo-politics 24/7 and wish it would remain contained in one board.

>>10767310
I can't think of anything that could keep a thread from derailing. Even water and bread gets argued over.

>>10768848
Also, if you can't see that 90% of the vegan threads, 100% of the "why don't white people..." and 100% of the soylent threads are just /pol/dditor bait, you're a fucking moron and should go back to plebbit.

>>10768848
I didn't vote because it doesn't matter. I don't care about politics, I care about every board being ruined by them. This site used to be fun.

>>10768848
>I have no retort
>better resort to memes
Typical /pol/faggot.
Here's your (you)

>>10768743
>ignore it
I suppose I could ignore it. I suppose I could ignore /pol/ and donald Trump raping the constitution and the Statute of Liberty every day too, even though it says we will take the fallen and starving and striving to breathe free and basically people from fucked up places no matter what.

I don't ask for much, I just hang out here on /ck/ chilling and cooking but HOLY SHIT we are under attack from you complete fucksticks. I already can't help thinking of Trump every time I open the television and change the channel, now I have to deal with you faggots. It was her turn.

>>10768872
You're just mad that your precious little shitboard isn't getting moderated into oblivion because muh feelings. Go sob like a little bitch back at whatever caring, inclusive hugbox you crawled from you absolute faggot.

>>10768903
>Wanting quality on your board is a bad thing
>Wanting off topic politic shit fests gone is a bad thing
>Wanting mods to promote a positive board culture is a bad thing
You're everything wrong with this site.

>>10768891
>everything I don't like is a meme
>must be from /pol/

>>10768925
>quality doesn't include things I don't like
>heavy handed moderation is the only way to keep my feelings from getting hurt

You're a cancerous fuck.

why god why can't you leave us alone with out mcchickens

>>10768931
This is your brain on /pol/

>>10768885
>This site used to be fun
That's the entire issue, it was a place to just unload and have fun. The sturmdrumpfer /pol/tards came in and ruined it. It reminds me of the ending of the movie "Cabaret," when they pan the audience in the nightclub showing the development from people being out for shits and giggles to sour faced, dour, fascist, nazi sturmdrumpfers. Fucking sad.

>>10768945
Quality has nothing to do with what I do or do not like. It has to do with the fact that there are too many threads posted on this board and many others that are made with the soul purpose of creating political shitpost fests, which brings down the quality of the board as a hole. I don't care if people want to talk about politics, there's nothing wrong with that, but if they are going to do it they should do it in the board that was specifically made so that people could talk about politics.

>>10768902
You are really exposing yourself soyboy. Drumph is destroying everything! Even ruining my food!

Must be scary with all those boogie men everywhere.

>>10767524
You're trying way too hard.

>>10768950
It's not /pol/ that ruined this website. /pol/ was and is made up of people who go to other boards, there didn't just crop up another ten thousand anons overnight when the board was made.

>>10769049
They kinda did though. It was created as a containment board because "no racism outside /b/" wasn't working

Word spread that 4chan had a kewl racism board and they flooded in, and began bursting out of /pol/ onto other boards

Eventually no racism outside /b/ stopped being enforced, and here we are today, where discussion of alcoholic beverages is banned, but you can screech about niggers in every thread and nothing happens

>>10769049
You're correct. But the election brought a lot of attention to the site, and more specifically /pol/ which brought in a ton of newfags who only want to talk about politics. Then they infested other boards. Current /pol/ isn't what pre election /pol/ or /new/ was like.

>Blames /pol/ for everything bad
>Drumph is evil
>throws a tantrum


Jesus Trump derangement syndrome is real. Get a grip. /pol/ isn't ruining your food board, you are. Enjoy some fucking chicken sandwiches and get over it.

>>10769087
Trump was only mentioned one time in this entire thread, and /pol/ is more or less a synonym for off topic political shit that belongs on /pol/

>>10769064
racism isn't /pol/itics

>>10769087
>Le trump derangement syndrome
Kill yourself reddit

>>10767558
The socialists are completely correct on this one though, veganism is one of the most privileged, self-congratulatory, classist movements in the world.

>>10767661

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>>10769115
Oy vey. Must hurt doesn't it.

>>10767698
I don't think he was talking about this thread specifically.

>>10767374
Haha fuck /pol/ amirite?

Edit: thanks for the upvotes

>>10768094
Dude, those types of people have zero self-awareness of how dumb and hypocritical they are.

>>10770662
He's right, you know