/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10777880
It's strip club lite. The last time I went there was about a year and a half ago. They have 30 year old single mothers who act like Pauls slave bitch from Dune like "I am still young" and boomers need that shit because being a lonely old man sucks.

>>10777880
No one is forcing girls to work there

It barely does. It's obviously dying off

>>10777895
autism

>>10777880
Boomers

>>10777880
GF swears their wings are good. Haven't had them so cannot confirm.

>>10777957
Chicken wings are never good and the perpetuation of the lie that they are is retarded. There is no fucking meat on them. The vinegar and red pepper sauce is fucking dogshit and has no flavor. You get messy while you eat them. Wings are for the mentally retarded and have no redeeming quality.

>>10777957
The wings are legitimately the best breaded wings you can get I think

>>10777880
Their wings are ok if you don't get them breaded.
Not sure about other locations, but the one by me has $5 25oz beers.
Awesome place to go if you have a pantyhose fetish

>>10777934
Boo who women willingly apply to work there knowing they can get bigger tips than working at an outback. Do you want to put more women out of jobs? Bigot racist

>>10777968
Y u so mad, bro?

>>10777968
Okay, settle down, spergy. Back to the children's table with your tendies and honey mustard sauce you go.

>>10778025
>eating chicken at a restaurant

Retard alert. Yeah I'd like the cheapest meat you can buy with money marked up to be nearly the price of beef please.

>>10778011
I actually do think less women should be in the workforce and most of the women working at Hooters would have already found good husbands and started raising kids in a healthy society. I don't think women should be pressured by economic insecurity to sell their sex appeal, but that might just be because I'm not an autistic free market libertarian.

>>10777968
>you get mess while you eat them
Yeah, I've never had this problem. Maybe it's just you.
>>10777972
If I ever go I'll give it them a shot anon.

>>10777880
Hot(ish) girls and reliable, if mediocre, food. If you want it to die off, just leave it alone. Corporate casual dining in this country is on the brink of collapse, or it seems that way to me. The minute people (e.g., food journalists) start criticizing Hooters as some sort of misogynist haven their sales will skyrocket as the contrarian retards who populate this country rush to prove coastal elites/libtards/take your pick wrong.

>>10777968
Well I like them so you can suck my nuts

If you live outside of a more heavy suburban area, the food offerings can be pretty grim. Sometimes in certain ways the chains are the best you can get.

Cross that with the titties and it's pretty easy to see why Hooters still gets business.

>>10778075
more examples of rural chains please anon

>>10778090

Olive Garden, Outback, Chilis, etc.

Generally speaking, the nicer your area is the less of them you see, until you go full urban where between poverty and tourist traps they start coming back again e.g. a McDonalds on every street.

It's sorta like how when you go to a poor area e.g. upstate NY the fast food places tend to be gorgeous (more competition over inferior goods) and the mom and pop restaurants tend to be shit.

>>10778090
Longhorn Steakhouse
Ruby Tuesday’s
Chili’s
Applebee’s
Outback
Joe’s Crab Shack
Red Lobster
Cracker Barrell
O’Charley’s
Olive Garden

I am like 20 pounds overweight and I’m always the thinnest person by a mile whenever I go into any one of the above. Live in TN.

>>10778120
Oof, that is rough. I'd be eating a lot of fucking Chili's.
>>10778126
Doesn't TN have good southern food? We have a thread going elsewhere on /ck/ about it atm
>Them cheddar bay biscuits tho

I like the fried pickles. My buddies and I would normally do to go so we could drink for cheaper at his place and be able to freely switch between games.

There's a lot of quality variation between Hooters though, the one in Columbus, GA was trash, where as Richmond, VA had some of the best wings I've ever eaten.

>>10778071
Sorry but I'm not into gay retards.

>>10777880
Some friends and I were looking for a beer in a Saturday night before we saw a movie a few years back, went to Hooters cause wings and beer and shit, place was full of neets sitting alone... I dont like to speculate but there were at least a dozen or so ankle bracelets in there, and the food is terrible. Wings were shit, beer was from a keg that had gone stale. Waitresses would have preferred being anywhere but near all the fedoras with sweat marks. We left like 10 min after our first round of drinks didn't finish the beers or wings.

>>10778208
Amazing.
Did you talk to any of the waitresses about it? I'm sure they'd appreciate the sympathy

came here for pics
>no pics
>left disappointed

>>10777880
>big titties

>>10777880
I had to pick up a delivery from there while driving for Uber and literally every single girl I spoke to did that retarded high pitched baby voice girls think is cute for some reason. I don't understand how people would be able to enjoy being in there.

>>10778337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwhhNgjxkp8

>>10777880
Because America is not full of cucks...yet.

>>10778346
Do you seriously find the baby voice cute? Do you seriously find a dozen girls doing the baby voice all around you cute?

>>10778361
I don't have enough info to tell you where your life went wrong little buddy, but...

>>10778397
I'm sorry that I'm not attracted to girls that sound like they're doing a bad Fran Drescher impersonation.

>>10777938
/thread

>>10778406
>>/lgbt/

>>10778439
Can you at least elaborate on what exactly about it you find attractive?

T͍̞̜̖͉̬͈͔̪̯̞̗͈͙͖̻̟̰̪͠h̸̢̛̭̤͉̗̱͚͉͔͚̱̟ͅé̮̘͎̺y̸̢̳͉͍̪͚͚͡ ̸̵̛̜̮̺̝̳̘͈̺̥̳̺̗͚̯m̦͓͚͙̕͝a̵̗̦͚̤̝͙̜̘̣̖̪̝̕ͅk̛͔̪̪̣̖͉̀͢é̸̛̹̺̹̰̜̪͓̜͉͙͜͡ ̶̟̙̬̺̻̙̩̰͕̞̭̯̬͓̘̺̜͔́͟͞g̢̢̜̤̰̩̯̝͇̬͎̹o̷̙̞̱̺̪͔̞̘͔͢ơ̴̸̸̥̜͓͎͓̠͈̩̞͕̠͈͔ḓ̢͙̩͔̫̣̥͇͕̱̕ ͓̘͎͚̬̺̝̠͇̭͢͜w̞̣̫̰͓͇̦̖͖̫͇̬̣̦͓͓̝͘í̷̛̦̯̖̠͉͈̦͘͟ͅn͓͕̝͎̘͟͞ͅg̴̭̭̠̱̫̰̙͎͇̪̻̬̦̥̰͝͝͡s̶̨̮̮͓͕͖̀͡ ̧̞̥͉͙̳̹͇̟̺̣̯̻͜͞á͇̹͚̥͕͕͇̜͕̝̬͝ͅn̶̶̛̞̝̤͖͎͚̳̪̱̬͕̗̬̻̗̺d̸̢̹̯̳̖̤̹͉̦̺̪̝̦͎͙͇̮̠̬͜ ̨̢͖̪̗͔͓͉̝̪͇̞̖̞́́́e̴̡̱̺̩͔͔̜̬̥̘͈̼̩v̡̢̜̹̱̪̳̯̜̩̰̺͖͖̞̝̜͍͘ͅę̶̼̱̰̥̳̻̹̀ͅͅr̷̡̨̟̖̫͉̻̙͎ͅͅy̴̳̟̥̞͘͞ ͎͎̪̜̬͍̱̥̰͘n̡̰̠̖̞̜̗̤͖̕o͈̣͈̦̙̫̟͓̳͜w̵̩̝͈̼̙͇̬͈̝̹̹̣̮̻͟͠ͅͅ ̯̬̮̭̻͞ͅa̷̤̬̬̥͘͢ͅṋ̷̴̹͎̩̦͢͝͞d̸̮̦̰̦̦̱͢ ̴̶̝̙͎̩͓͓͘͜t̶̴̢̳͈̩͉̼̭͓̜̜̘̮͓̣̬̙͖̹̖̗h̵̶̪̘̣̝̼̼̼̻̬̫̪̬͕͉̩̱͘ͅȩ̦̪͚̗̻̦̹͎̭̹͕̞̘̞͎͇̘̪͞n̷̳͓̩͇͖͎͙̰͉̼̺̦̠̮͙͝ ̧̨͕͖͕̱̦̠́͜͜y̧̺̪͍̠̤̯̘̘̘̙͓͔̰͠ͅo͉͎̻͖̺̜̪̝̬̯̥̦̭͚͚u̵̧̩͇͎̺͙̦͙̖͎͝ ̷̴̡̠̻̬̭͡c̸̨͇̙̜̱̤̀͘͢a̶̵͙̩̣͍̖͉̬̯̤͕̠ǹ̮̤͇̺̙̤̰͈̳͔̪͓̕̕ ̞̻͖̣͝ś̷̵̯̫̩͙̯̣̬͍ḿ͉̻̻è̴̘̞͙̦̩̹͙̥̱͈̞͙̹͕͖̝̣͈͖͟͞ļ̨͍͔̪̺̳̖̝͎̹̗̝͖̻͘͡ḷ̢̙̠̠̝̣͇̩̠̕ ̵̡̭̗͖͚͉̘̭̳͍͕̝̫͈̗̯̣̀̀ͅo̴̡̠̤̹̫̮̰͎͙̰̝̥̥͡ͅn̢̝̟̟͈͔̯͚̩̜͓̞̩̥̘͉̱̠̙͍e̸̡͓͓̯̥̞̬͖̬̹̬̬̭̟͔̼̬͎͜ ̴̡̢͎̥̟͔͙̳̱̰̖͔̕͝ͅǫ̖̪͇͙̥̬̟̭́͜į̛̺͓̻͙̰͔̫̖̬̘͓̼͘ȩ̶̨̹̯̮̬̮̟̩̩͉̭s͓̰̹̫͈̀̀͞

>>10778247
>Who are guys who go to Hooters alone?
>That's correct for the daily double Jim.

>>10778090
>>10778120
I live in rural indiana near a city of like 40k~ people and it's depressing that people think these places are good food. My town has almost all of those.

It has
>texas roadhouse
>TGI Fridays (it closed 5 years ago)
>Chili's
>Applebees
>Red Lobster
>Cracker barrel
>O'Charleys
>Olive Garden (built within last 2 years)

At the very least there are two good local restaurants owned by the same dude. However many trashy people think Olive Garden and Red Lobster are "fine dining"

We have one of these a few towns over, I used to go there in high school and I remember even then the waitresses would try to touch you or brush up against you for a better tip and it triggered my autism and I yelled at her to stop touching my hand and she got really upset and walked away.

>>10777880
they are border line lewd but just enough so mid 35-60 year olds can take their kids there. They also bank of making "the old feel young"

>>10777880
uncles have to take thier nephews somewhere

>>10778071
based

>>10778459
I really don't need to buddy. You are gay, it's no big deal. 100% not trying to be some edgy 4chan person. Just accept your gayness.

But I will elaborate. In your post you said "a dozen girls around you doing a baby voice." I kind of know what you mean by "baby voice" but not sure. High voice? That's what I assume you mean. Never been to a Hooter's where they actually do "baby talk" as in how some women talk to babies or pets or whatever. But a dozen women paying attention to you? I mean... this turns you off. You are gay.

>>10778771

Ok, I laughed out loud. Well done. It's funny because it's penis.

a hooters recently opened up here in a small city in Mexico and it was biggest news story for like 3 days

>>10777880
Because they have food that is passible and in locations other places aren't willing to risk putting up shop.

Seriously look where hooters are placed, they are usually near hotels or older communities. They are placed in the most convenient spots to target people who are just not willing to go the extra mile or two for food.

>>10778790
Not that guy but a dozen women with tramp stamps and artificial fingernails who talk like they just stepped out of a trailer park sounds like a major turnoff to me. At best it would be uncomfortable. Maybe it's just a hangup but I have a major phobia of lower class women trying to steal my essences and trap me into a baby-oriented relationship.

>>10778802
Hmmm. Not sure if your conspiracy theory is true, but it could be. Their grilled cheese is literally unparalleled though.

>>10778810
Oh poop. Quoting myself to say I meant to reply to:
>>10778802

>>10778811
I travel for work and met someone who pointed that out, once I started noticing where the hooters were I couldn't unsee/unknow this thing. It's insane but if you look where they are placed it makes too much sense

>>10778810
Kiddo, you look at life all wrong.

>>10777880
all these "sexy" restaurants are cringe. There's a local chain here in Washington called the foxy lady cafe where they have their baristas wear bikinis as their uniform. I cant imagine the potential lawsuit when a girl spills a boiling cup of coffee on herself.

>tfw dad made it a tradition to take me to hooters every friday because he thought i was turning gay

>>10778820
You know, I can buy that. But what are your thoughts about this? I mean, how is a bunch of teens or early 20s girls getting tips from old men a bad thing? So they touch their arm when asking "do you want another beer big guy?" Fuck it.
And the business profits, so you have a business owner profiting from dumb old men. And women get tips. I mean, help me out here what am I missing?

>>10778811
O got a better conspiracy theory, it's a mason op. The owl isnthe key, it's minerva, one of the "deities" the kikes and theirason familiars larp as and worship from time to time, there a huge owl statue at the bohemian Grove where they go once a year and do pizzagate shit.

The protection is needed, Hooters won a landmark case where men who wanted to work there lost their discrimination suit, it allowed Hooters cart blanche to hire who they want (ugly and fat can't sue either). The kike judges would never have allowed such freedom to a gentile outfit, but then again it's a Jewish as hell idea to de-nude a strip club and serve bad food in it.

>>10778849
idk I never said it was bad?

>>10777880
Not been in a while but wings and tits are always a winner

>>10777957
They are quite nice. Check if your local Hooters has an all you can eat wings day and pay it a visit

>>10778838
Did it work?

>>10777880
Hooters has fine, regularly priced food and good tits. The ones near me are also really popular during NFL or NASCAR events. I think Buffalo Wild Wings is taking over in a few spots for that stuff though.

>>10778826
Ok, kiddo. I don't know what that means but I'll reconsider everything thanks to 7 words on 4chan

>>10778867
Oh, idk just assumed. My bad.

>>10778898
I think it's simple, but admit I am just responding on this Ukrainian kangaroo shaving forum in an off-the-cuff manor.
I think my main point was that multiple women providing attention is a very, very hard thing for a straight man to resist. Now, you can say it's fake, and you can say it degrades the women a bit. But, come on. This is an anon forum. If you are swarmed by boppy girls in tee shirts and shorts and you are hatin' it. You probably play for the other team.

>>10777957
They are the cure for constipation

>>10778921
>multiple women providing attention is a very, very hard thing for a straight man to resist
And could it be that this is why it's uncomfortable, why some people might be on guard and feel like they are being manipulated in the basest way? Do multiple scantily clad women often pay unreasonable amounts of attention to you? Is this something that happens to you so often that you think nothing of it? I mean outside the context of a sex establishment.

Why do you keep bringing up homosexuality? What are you trying to prove to yourself?

the hooters near me got rid of the ceiling wire system thing they would put orders on and i stopped going after that

>>10778935
I have stated my point several times and if you don't like it that's ok. Why did you even go to Hooters in the first place dear SJW?

>>10778956
But I don't. I think maybe you're having trouble grasping the fact that there are multiple people who don't find it appealing, and that it might be for reasons other than lol ura fag or "they're slaves" (at least I assume that's what you're getting at with the SJW thing, it's hard to really get into the small mind of someone who uses "you care about justice" as an insult)

>>10778966
You might just be overthinking everything. I mean, even one girl in proximity showing attention is a good thing?
I feel like any time this might happen to you, you might try to calculate the meaning of the colors of her clothes or the temperature at the time or what moon phase is happening or... whatever
C'mon kiddo. Stop making everything so hard. Live a bit.

>>10778989
You didn't say one, you said a dozen. But yes, one scantily clad waitress being overly friendly and flaunting sexuality is also offputting to me, though not nearly as much as a dozen. Same as any overly familiar restaurant server, only more so. To me, the kind of demeanor you find at Gramercy Tavern or Union Square Cafe is the ideal. Friendly, but never familiar.

Are you the person who said his dad dragged him to Hooters when he had suspicions of homosexuality? Perhaps your dad was right all along. About the condition, that is. Obviously not the "cure".

Your situation reminds me a bit of this guy, except he's out of the closet, unlike you:

https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/28/dining/reviews/28rest.html

>>10779015
No, you said a dozen kiddo.
>not that dad dragging kid guy

>>10778893
Nope. Gay as a three dollar bill.

>>10778041
>and most of the women working at Hooters would have already found good husbands and started raising kids in a healthy society.

>>10777968
>Eating chicken wings is too hard!
Is this nigga serious?

>>10778041
Oh no. You should go out more

>>10779083
Hmm, should have sent you to Dicks.

>>10778801
they paid for the media coverage

>pic related: hooters

Bobs and vagine

>>10779203
Lord have mercy. Why can't we fix all females to have GIGANTIC BAZOOMAS
life would be nicer

>>10777968
>The vinegar and red pepper sauce is fucking dogshit and has no flavor.

Wrong opinion.

>>10779306
Underage detected.
Go to school kid

>>10777891
>It's strip club lite.
This is actually correct, objectively.

Over a decade ago, people were trying to ruin it by campaigning to have men be part of the wait staff, which would defeat the entire purpose of the restaurant's existence. The owners, however, came up with a clever solution: they simply reclassified the business as a gentleman's club instead of a restaurant/bar.

>>10779564
>they simply reclassified the business as a gentleman's club instead of a restaurant/bar.

Complete bullshit

>>10777880
I agree. I've never understood using sex to sell a nonsexual product.

Why do they cover their twat like that?

mfw I tip them .50 cents if they cover their twat lol

>>10779850
>high autism

>>10777880

Personally I only ever went to hooters and endless wing nights years ago just with friends.

It just felt odd to me the girls were obviously acting close and chatty for good tips. Which honestly I get, they should use that shit to full advantage I'm sure it gets huge tips from certain guys.

But for me nah, the whole things too facade-y.

>>10779860
They have to cover them up because they would be showing you more meat than the wings they serve.

>>10778337
lmao who the fuck would uber eats for some hooters. half the fun gone

Just another company in a long list of companies trying to milk those boomer pensions.

>>10778827
>Foxy Lady

>>10777898
>It barely does. It's obviously dying off
Wrong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin_Peaks_(restaurant_chain)
Hooters might be dying, but there's copycats popping up everywhere.
>] According to analysts, 'breastaurant' chains have been growing at a rate of 30—40% per year, while the general restaurant industry as a whole has only grown about 3–5% annually.[8]

>>10780173
She looks like a man.

Hooters fucking sucks. Food quality is shit and you can't substitute ANYTHING on the menu

They better hope they fold before I beat their fucking ass

>>10778838
>uh oh my son might not have the sexual proclivities I find to be acceptable
>better engage in a bizarre hazing ritual to make him associate sexuality with humiliation and crass commercialism
What could go wrong?

Everything but buffalo wings are shit there. My friends and I go there just to order the 75(?) wing platter. I always tell the girls that it's my friend's birthday so they embarrass him with a birthday song and dance. I tip them an extra $5 but its worth it. The girls that work at our local one are a little thicc but I don't mind...

>>10780237
Either trolling or underage

>>10780255
>mental illness should be accepted

>>10780509
It's a mental disorder, not a mental illness. Big difference.

>>10780528
>A mental disorder, also called a mental illness[2] or psychiatric disorder, is a behavioral or mental pattern that causes significant distress or impairment of personal functioning.[3
It doesn't matter though, in a few more years people will be saying "it's a mental state, not a mental disorder, big difference."

>>10777880
Wings are for faggots. You can't eat the bones so it's a waste of good food. Boneless wings are the objective best.

>>10778041
>America
>Healthy society
o i am laffin

>>10777968
>you get messy while you eat them
Get shot you fucking pussy.

>>10777968
correct

>>10778120
you forgot Crapplebees

>>10780545
Boneless wings aren't wings. They are chicken nuggets. Faggot.

>>10781451
nuggers > wings

If you want to see some genuinely confused faces, order food for pickup.

>>10781467
can I get the tittys to go pls

>>10781456
Yeah, maybe if you're a fuckin bitch. I mean shit, I know there's fuckin time and a place for both, but goddamn it, you better stop being a faggot.

>>10781471
My roommate years ago had a $50 gift certificate but we didn't want to blow any of that on LOL PLUS TIP SILLY BOYS so we ordered wings to go.
They didn't even have a procedure for it. The hostess was completely befuddled by the fact we were there to pick up food and not sit at a table. She eventually walked us over to the hick cook behind the counter who yelled some incoherent restaurant babble and we eventually got us a container of shit-tier wings.

>>10781513
make me

>>10781522
I fuckin will you piece of shit. You fucker.

>>10778827
yeah because cotton will stop boiling coffee from hurting and you know how many people sue their bosses for their on the job fuck ups

>>10777880
I should've switched timelines

>>10781543

>>10777880
If they end up going out of business, I guess it's tits up for them.

>>10781407
Subhuman begone

>>10777968
I agree. I would rather eat chicken tenders.

>>10780255
>having your bloodline die with your son is no biggie beep boop I am a soulless machine stop caring that your son wants to get his asshole broken

Is it acceptable to stare at their tits and ass or are you supposed to pretend they're normal waitresses

>>10782761
It's always acceptable to do that if you're at least 6'5", fit, and have pleasing facial aesthetics

>>10777880
>How does this restaurant still exist in current year?

NEWS FLASH: Men are attracted to tits and ass.

The day that changes is the day humans go extinct.

>>10782772
> It's current year, why do women still have babies?

>>10782772
>Prostitution was made illegal in almost all states between 1910 and 1915 largely due to the influence of the Woman’s Christian Temperance Union

Must not love tits and ass that much

>>10782772

Lets make a deal: I'll stop looking at attractive women and checking them out, when all women stop having their periods and stop behaving like emotional schizos. Equal is equal.

>>10782795
You're supposed to look. Just don't be creepy. The best way to be not creepy is to be attractive.

>>10782786
Happy wife, happy life. First rule of marriage.

>>10782817
>The best way to be not creepy is to be attractive.

lol. And you women wonder why we don't treat you as equals.

>>10782845
It's not difficult to be attractive

>>10782822
>Happy wife, happy life. First rule of marriage.

That might have been true 50 years ago. Modern day white women are all confused as fuck and don't know what the hell they want. By the time they figure it out, they'll be gone with half of your shit.

>>10778143
Tennessee has pretty good food, yeah. Better than you’d think for a place its size, and it’s not all Southern shit although that’s obviously our strongest area. I just find myself at those places from time to time. I also work in the prison industry and travel regularly for work, so I spend a lot of time in rural areas. And honestly I’ve had acceptable meals at all the places on that list, they are just white trash AF.

>>10778642
>texas roadhouse
But that butter though

>>10782849
>It's not difficult to be attractive

I tell my wife this every day and all she does is throw shit at me. :`(

>>10782849
attractive man:
>has to dedicate time and effort to working out
>has to be good-looking or he's fucked (no make-up)
>has to be assertive, confident, manly and responsible
attractive woman:
>has to not be fat (which requires only the bare minimum of self-control)
>can cover up a mediocre face with make up
>has to have vagania

>>10782908
You act like any of those things are hard

>>10782908
>attractive woman:
>>has to not be fat

2Pac & my niggaz disagree with your assertion

>>10782924

STFU dumb cunt. Women like you are why men think chicks belong in the kitchen.

>>10782970
I'm a man and it's easy.

>>10777968
Facts

>>10778090

they show ufc and boxing ppvs

>>10777968
this is a hot, spicy, saucy, delicious take. kind of like wings...

>>10782985
For you

>>10780223
>breastaurant' chains have been growing at a rate of 30—40% per year

Welp, time for another inflation thread hunt on /d/.

>>10783870
Cut the guy some slack, he grew up right next door to a Bob Evans.

I don’t know man they’re pretty popular in Thailand.
Good tendies...

>>10779860
to hide the bulge of their horsecock

>>10778208
>restaurant
>full of incels
Ask me how I can tell you're lying.

>>10778325
Hey kid, welcome to Hooter/ss/ !

>>10783909
The second best thing about Hooters over seas is that its one of the few places where you can get decent American style wings.

I don't get it. You don't get see their boobs so what's the point

>>10778853
Minerva is a gentile goddess you retarded christcuck

>>10784415

Based on mouth shape he's in Nipple City moving to the Motorboat Motorway for a beeline to Cleavage Cove...

>>10778126
Every one of these besides O'Charley's is within a 5 mile radius of me

>>10778361
Paris Hilton has said that the baby voice is literally how she got her dad to basically buy her a personal zoo. Shit works

Because the SJW menace is nowhere near as big as people think it is.

>>10778802
This is what happens when you stop going outdoors for a while

>>10784415
>”and it was at this exact moment, little Timmy realized he doesn’t want to play video games anymore”

>>10784648
Boomer facebook tier humor. Kill yourself

>>10784651
Fuckin idiot

Hooters has the best buffalo wings thats why my girlfriend insists on taking me there.

>>10784415
I love the facial expression on the waitress. barely concealed contempt. oops I looked at her face and not her tits, I guess I'm gay or something.

>>10779203
Angela looks so much better now than she used to.

>>10783909
Hooters in Thailand normally has a good live band every night too...

I’ve been going to Hooters since I was very little, my dad always took me. I love their wings and don’t give a flying shit about the staff. Plus I get a 20% discount at the one I go to because I work right down the street and they said the company I work for helps their business so that’s just the cherry on top.

But it can be very hot and miss, I went to another one near where I live that just opened and they put way too much fucking sauce. Then I go to one while visiting my brother in NYC and it was perfect. Kind of a coin toss on how good they can be.

>>10783909
exactly this, been on my sex tourist visits to Bangkok and the tendies are A+

Based Hooters

>>10777968
>not eating the bones with the meat
You dont know what fine dining is.

>>10779860
ylyl
lost

>>10785666
do you come for the eat or the girls ?

>>10777968
>There is no fucking meat on them.
This.

>>10777968
this
fuck chicken wings and fuck flyover "people"

>>10777968
but the whole "chicken wings at hooters are great" thing was always a joke, sort of a coverstory why guys goes there and not for the tits&ass

>>10779860
>Bruce
>>10777880
I used to sit right next to the smallest, cutest little whore in English class at community college, and she worked at Hooters. She had Raisins though, still would have fucked silly.

What's that other place that's like Hooters? Better atmosphere, better food, and more skin? I remember some Anon sometime ago mentioning it. I think its primary color is green.

>>10785666
>Free beer
Is this true?

>>10778126
I live in an upper class suburban area near a big city in the Midwest. There are every single one of these within a 5 mile radius of me. However there are some really nice local places in almost any type of cuisine, there are a lot of these shit old people restaurants everywhere.

I don't think it's suburban people/white people that these are catered to, it's old people. Fucking old people

>>10778041
imho it is woman who have it easier. You are just QQing because you can't get easy money by dressing less

>>10778041
>I don't think women should be pressured by economic insecurity to sell their sex appeal

lol If you think economic insecurity is why women are whores.

Do you really think 15 year old "Brittany the Slag" living off of mommy and daddy dresses like a prostitute because of "economic insecurity?"

lol. No. Women learn to be whores all on their own. No "pressure" needed.

>>10786688
Calm down with the reddit spacing over there okay pal

>>10777968

>>10785666
FAR RIGHT, PLEASE

lesbians like it.

when a few times of all you can eat night awhile back.. He's a Big Guy...

>>10787163

>>10777957
They're shit normally, but if you ask for them extra crispy they become passable.

The best breaded wings I've ever had have been at Upper Crust in Ohio. Also the best fried chicken north of the Mason-Dixon line I've had period.

>>10777891
>Paul’s slave bitch from Dune

Holy fuck you got me anon kek

>>10777880
They're packed full of divorced or unhappily married boomers drinking with their boomer friends, college guys that are just old enough to drink and shockingly, the occasional family with children too young to understand.

>tfw longhorns isnt the male version of hooters

feelsbadman

>>10787267
give me a name, bro

There's a video on youtube of a Hooter's line cook wearing a gopro during service. It's fucking disgusting Kitchen Nightmares kind of stuff. I would link but I'm too dumb, sorry.

one of the worst restaurant experiences i've ever had was at hooters

>go in with friends
>wait a long time for server to seat us even though there's 2 hanging out just talking
>sit down with menus, server is being bitchy
>no service for a long time, can see every working server sticking around large tables with horny old guys, obviously because they know they can get the big tips there
>friend has to wave down a server because we've waited so long
>he orders mussels
>server points out the notice on the menu about steak and seafood
>basically says they wont cook under well done and also that it's not their responsibility if you get sick from their food
>she legit goes and gets a waver and has him sign it claiming liability in the case of food poisoning
>long wait for food
>we get the food
>literally borderline inedible, chicken is cold and greasy as fuck, the mussels are LITERALLY ALL CLOSED
>servers have disappeared to the old man tables again
>have to send them back, wait on new ones
>finally all of us are eating
>literally no service the entire time, cups empty, no one even checking in on us
>get the bill
>there's a fucking "tourist tax" added onto our bill
>ask what the fuck it is
>"ummmm that's the tourist tax, restaurants here charge that, you have to pay it"
>google on our phone
>it's some bullshit optional tax places can charge you but not force you to pay
>tell her we're not even tourists and that we're not paying it
>literally don't tip (maybe the second time i've never tipped)

really shitty place
also i don't get why any sluts would choose to work there over being cam whores and making 4x as much

>>10787372
Can you imagine how much of a little girl you must be to come inside a Hooters thread and describe anything as shockingly.

>>10777880
My Ex gf works at hooters
She ripped the still beating heart out of my chest and it still hurts but lord
She had the best tits ive ever seen on a human being
Too bad tits are attached to women or they would be my favorite thing ever

>>10777968


You have no redeeming qualities yourself either, nigger.

>>10787770
post pics of her tits

>>10787857
wrong computer m8 sorry

>>10778002
This is basically the answer. Even their uniform update that got rid of the stupid-ass socks made for more long pantyhosed legs.

>The vinegar and red pepper sauce is fucking dogshit and has no flavor

What is Frank's Red Hot for a $1000

>>10787687
Did the sarcasm not come across?

>>10780223
>"scenic views"

>>10778332
Big titties would be a closed mouth. I think feet would be more appropriate

>>10784580
Goddammit, kek

>>10778337
the baby voice is a result of being molested when they're younger.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2002/apr/30/20020430-042342-4180r/


>Some people who have been terribly traumatized "regress emotionally and end up with a childlike voice; they're helpless,"

We have a placed much better than Hooters called Tilted Kilt. The girls dress like this.

They serve European food. Their Shepard's Pie is pretty good.

>its your birthday
>"We're going to Hooters anon!"
>finish eating
>group of Hooters girls all come out at once from the kitchen clapping
>"HEY EVERYBODY IT'S ANON'S BIRTHDAY!!!!"

>>10788496
You are just a stick in the mud aren't you?

>>10788456
My man, Tilted Kilt has hotter girls and better food

>>10787544
Sounds like Denton.

>>10788516
Maybe he doesn't want a bunch of strangers who are paid to express interest in him to be the only women who express interest in him for his birthday

>>10788496
That’s nice

>>10780223

There's even a chain in Texas that has all hot Latina girls. Kind of want to go.

>>10788456
>>10786172
Damn it, that's what I was referring to. Idk where I got green from.

>>10788610
then he shouldn't go to a campy restaurant that's based on showing their patrons attention? oh wait are we doubling up on sarcasm?

>>10777880
Titties are timeless

>>10789921
his friends took him, moron. Pay attention before looking stupid.

>>10781587

>>10778827
Yeah, these used to be prostitution rings. I know that a lot of them, some of them just wear pasties and thongs.

>>10782924
Not that guy, but you're missing the point. The man has many things he needs to accomplish how be attractive, while the woman only needs to not be fat and to wear makeup of necessary. The point was that it's unfair that men have a longer list than women.

>>10791065
Or just don't be a sperg, it's that easy

>>10782908

>>10791065

>>10777891
This isn't actually why it's successful. There's one here in Montreal, where we have ACTUAL strip clubs all over, and Hooters still does fine apparently.

My sister went with some friends and said that the main draw is they have all-you-can-eat wings and other pub grub at rock bottom prices, but the girls are kinda dump and clearly not into it, making it inferior to a strip club that has food

>>10787544
>literally don't tip
Wow, real fucking stand-up of you. You're supposed to not pay at all in that situation, nigga
I'm ashamed of my countrymen sometimes

>>10791378
Shut up you fucking leaf

>>10791065
So, we're better than woman and are capable of more. Working out is basic hygeine. Being born with a good face and tall genetic is easy. If you look like shit it's also probably because your parents fed you a shit diet and didn't make you do sports.

Yeah, vaginas have inherent value while penises don't. That's why men are better. The hero's journey applies to us, not women.

>>10792334

If you think men are so great, why don't you just have sex and raise a family with them?

>>10792802
That's the ideal, yes. A wife to breed and a lover to love. The Greeks were quite smart.

my gf in uni worked there. she liked the job a lot. great tips friendly work atmosphere. she liked the girls she worked with and her manager was a nice enough dude. overall it seemed like a good place to work for a 20something year old attractive girl

>>10790988
was he kidnapped? he could've easily said that he preferred another place, especially considering that hooters tend to be located near other chain restaurant

>>10777968
>The vinegar and red pepper sauce is fucking dogshit and has no flavor

Then get a different sauce you dumb nigger, god damn

>>10786194
Look closer the sign reads
FREE WiFi
cold BEER

>>10785945
I come there to eat...out the girls.

>>10791378
Well, no one really wants to eat at a strip club. Our's have "food" but it's a disgusting fucking buffet that is what your $10-20 cover charge pays for. They use that to offset their alcohol sales to stay under 50%. People talk up Hooters' wings, so I think people go there to eat decent chain food and ogle chicks with big cans in skimpyish outfits.

I want to go to Hooters and not look at any of the women and see what happens

>>10794585
See
>>10779015
You just need to go to better strip clubs

>>10795082
>You just need to go to better strip clubs
What do you recommend? /ck/ related only, please.

>>10795087
See
>>10779015

>>10795075

Look at them but be completely unimpressed, make it clear you're not going to play along with their bullshit game of attention for pay. Talk to her as if you're only talking to her out of formality, express zero interest via body language or tone. Execute the above without looking like an autist and you might just get laid. Also works for strippers.

I like the hooters futanaria video. I don't think I'd ever go to the restaurant though. I mean, what's the point?

>>10795115
Then why am I here, is the thought in their head. What if they ask?

Genuinely curious whether AYCE wings would be worth it, but I'm in Canada so different prices and playing field

>>10777968
I'm with you bro despite what the others here think. You pay $12 for 8 wings with tiny scraps of meat and skin on them. You can buy 10-15 chicken tenders for the same price and get almost 10x the meat and food for your money. The only ones defending wings are the ones who have fallen for the scam.

How come there is no establishment for the esteemed Ass-Gentleman?

>>10777968
BASED wing poster

>>10795772
Church's Chicken

>>10795772
this, boobs are for plebs

>>10793173
Yeah because the vat of sweet baby rays tastes so fucking good on my chicken bones

>>10795772
>shitting where you eat

>>10777880
They need to make an ass version of hooters

>>10778035
you realize that fries are an order of magnitude worse (no pun intended) but nobody cares about chicken or fries because they suck ass at cooking.

>>10797846
>Pooters

>>10797846

TURDCUTTERS

>>10777880
I'd go there to order a hot dog just so I can brag about sticking my weiner in a Hooters girl.

>>10777880
I can only think of two reasons. Butt there might be more.

i dont know but it's very problematic.

perhaps a well written blog will change the public opinion over this blatantly misogynist establishment.

>>10777968

buffalo wings are my favorite food and your soyboy post sucks

>>10778041
>Women working at strip clubs are better off having husbands and kids

>>10778838
> finally have a job which actually pays higher than average
> never had a girlfriend
> turning 27 this september
> feel awkward as fuck when my parents tell me to move to a bigger apartment to prepare for the ""future""
> i can feel the pseudo pressure
> i am afraid that they might start thinking that i am turning gay as they never ever opened the subject with me
> tfw

>>10799976
No siblings to take of some pressure?

>>10799976
Are you sure you're not a poofter?

>>10800033
I am the only son

>>10777968

This is kind of true. Reminder that chicken wings is literally slave food. The scraps of an animal that is already the poor mans livestock.

Europeans didnt touch that stuff until the 56%ers made it a meme by covering it in hot sauce.

>>10800036
Welp, i am the same but i am 4 years ahead of you. I am pretty sure they all think im closet gay but at this point i don't really care anymore.
My life my choice.

Why don't you gays just get gf's to make your family happy and you can live your shameful life of sordid degeneracy in repressed secrecy,?

>>10797846
>Brappers, where girl fart over your fries

>>10777968
>>10800042
This. Chicken thighs are were it's at.

>>10777968
Baste

I wish there was a hooters for butts so I could work there just to expose myself

>>10782742
>>10777968
>>10783075
if you cant enjoy chicken wings, you are a homo. period.

>>10777880
Dunno, the food is garbage

>>10777880
literally boomer retards keep them in business. hooters food is gross, their beer selection is laughable, women working there are generally 6/10s. the only reason they survives is because its more acceptable for old boomer men to go their than a strip club

>>10778002
>Bretty much this

>>10800795
Shut the fuck up. You don't know anything about anything....except sucking cock

>>10800807
hit a little too close to home boomer?

>>10800818
How do you type with a cock in your mouth?

>>10800823
too pissed that you missed up on the sex train and no one desires your old wrinkly ass anymore?

>>10788030
Girl on the left is the only hot one btw

>>10800831
Were you born a faggot, or is it a choice?

>>10800846
i'd bang all of them without even blinking. then again i never had a gf so my beauty standards are pretty low as long as she doesn't look like a creatura.

>>10800846
I'd fuck any of them as long as they keep their pantyhose on during

I used to be a chef at hooters. The wings are literally just frozen wings with Frank's Red Hot pour on them. You would have to be an actual retard to pay to eat their over making it yourself. You could literally go to the beach and find women in less clothes that look better for free.

>>10800846
they're all legit 6/10s

>>10800846
Wrong, it's the one on the far right.

>>10778176
Sick retort, I’m so convinced you don’t have terminal autism now.

>>10791378
Montreal has trap strippers too

Boobs and the hotwings

And the gormet hotdogs

Idk especially with McDonald's NEW Quarter Pounder with cheese made hot from FRESH beef, hot fresh fries and an ice cold Coca Cola!

>>10782769
But I'm only 6'1"
Bet I could kick your ass, though.

>>10801226
Shut the fuck up. You sound gay as fuck with that elitism "hurr duurr she's ugly" fag talk. I would eat their pussies in front of you with my thumbs up, looking dead into your eyes. I don't like you

>>10782908
Male make-up is a thing.

>>10802081
Yeah, I suppose that's going to catch on in flyover territory soon especially since our orange julius ceasar is the makeup king.

>>10784580

>>10782924
make up is hard to get good at. it's literally painting, you have to know color theory, shadows/highlights, and how to layer to be proficient at it

>>10777968
Wow it’s chicken wings anon again. You’re seriously so autistic you sperg up the boards with your hatred of chicken wings constantly. It’s getting out of hand if I can recognize you...

>>10802017
Found the desperate virgin.

>>10787408
kathy ireland, circa 1980