/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10786245
amazon, you fucking villager

>>10786245
Just drink beer

I know where you can get good tea: Back in the UK. If you're not willing to live like a Texan you should go back home.

>>10786245
Nothing but steers and queers in Texas. Which one are you?

>>10786245
Never heard of amazon.uk, cake boy? They ship to the US.

Central Market sells Rishi tea in their bulk section.

>>10786245
Try the Steeping Room. Their service is shit and the food's too expensive, but their tea is great. They actually have a broker from china.

>>10786245
I live outside of Austin. Why don't you tell me where you're staying so I can better help you.

>>10786245
are there cowboys in texas?

You shall never again taste a refreshing cup of Yorkshire Tea made with the water from your home village.

Enjoy ur mass shootings, traitor.

>>10786245
Just started drinking Tea, do you squeeze the bags.

>>10786245
OP, you are fucking nigger-tier retarded. Why are you buying imported UK tea, when UK tea is all imported from other countries. How about you go straight to the source and buy tea directly imported from India (I'm assuming you want Indian tea because I can tell you're the sort of trash who drinks "tea" made from teabags then loaded up with milk and sugar)? UK tea is shit and nobody here knows how to make proper tea.
>t. live here

>>10786870
Shut up you little poof

>>10786841
You just remind me I used to do this when I was younger, kind of just chew on the teabag after drinking the tea.

>>10786882
Yep, you definitely seem like a teabag drinker.

>>10786882
>that moment before the ass beating when Gordan Ramsay realized he wasn't doing one of his TV shows

>>10786818
The fuck is going on with your hand anon?

>>10786245
I live in that area. Now that I know you're there, I'm going to beat the shit out of any bong I see and leave them naked in the streets in the nigger or spic part of town with the rest of the trash.

>>10786947
That's the skin colour of what is known as a 'white' person, or sometimes 'caucasian'. If you ever travel outside of Muttland, you might see more of them.

>>10787168
Are we calling the U.K. "Muttland" now?

>>10787209
Listen Juan-Pablo, I am 100% Celtic, I make Casper the ghost look like a negro by comparison.

>>10787227
>I am 100% Celtic
Ah, yes, those same fine "celtic" genes that you inbred island faggots have been passing around and further corrupting for millennia.

>>10787298
>nation conquered and colonized three times throughout history is inbred
Retard.

>>10787301
>aristocracy thinks "pure blood" is best so they fuck their sisters and cousins for millennia while the retarded and lazy stay and inbreed in their retarded little villages instead of leaving for the U.S., Canada, or Australia
>not 100% inbred trash
Choose one.

>>10787298
Better than the multiple buckets of KFC these fine ladies have been passing around

>>10787327
>aristocrats are and have been the majority class in Great Britain
Retard.
Go brush your teeth and change your underwear you ignorant flyover.
:)

>>10787327
Revisionist history: the mutt perspective.
I think I hear Laquisha calling, anon. Time to feed the offspring. Hope you didn't swap all your food stamps for crack again.

>>10787347
Don't kick people when they're down

>>10787347
Aristocracy wouldn't breed with commoners.
Not on a large scale or openly anyway.

>>10787327
>leaving for the U.S., Canada, or Australia

>the U.S
>like Somalia in parts
>like Israel in others

>Canada
>a drunken wasteland of absolute fucking nothingness inhabited by freaks
>also some of the gayest cities on planet Earth

>Australia
>Literally convicts and criminals
>Entire culture revolves around pub fights

Why would any right thinking British person wish to spend even a single moment in those God-forsaken foreign lands of ne'er-do-wells and malcontents.

I hate colonials so goddamned much.

>>10787327
>the British class system has existed for millenia
Try about a 1000 years you fucking mong

>>10787347
>thinks the "aristocracy" only applied to royalty at national levels and not all the shit-tier local "aristocrats" that actually ran the nation day to day
>thinks the "aristocracy" didn't pass along their fucked up inbred genetics to any common whore they could pay or rape resulting in generations of pic related inbred trash and comedy for the rest of the world
The denial is strong on that fucked up little inbred island, isn't it?

>>10787381
>thinks the inbred island natives didn't have an established royalty before 1000 AD

You people really are stupid.

>>10787381
>Try about a 1000 years you fucking mong
Wrong. 2000 years, beginning with the Italians conquering and subjugating them.

>>10787466
Absolute hogwash, the Romans had to built a wall to keep the Scots out.

>>10787429
>Those wretched faces

>>10787469
>Doesn't even know the history of the inbred island it's whiteknighting for
That's what inbreeding does, folks.

>The first “Anglo Saxon King” who came to power almost 50 years after the Romans left was in fact a Jute duo (from Jutland modern Denmark), messers Hengist and Horsa, and they only ruled in Kent. The first Saxon king ruled in Wessex (around Winchester) was called Cerdic. This was some 90 years after the Romans left. The ancestry of all the Kings and Queens of England can be traced to Cerdic including the present queen, Elizabeth 2nd.

>>10786245
>I'm British, but living in Texas for a few years
Why? Trying to fuck up Texas the same way you faggots did with your island?

>>10786884
The fuck is wrong with you anon

Sucks to be you anon, I'm having a nice cup of Paned tea while you bake to death in your barren hellhole.

>>10787580
>fuck up Texas

What's he gonna do? Turn it into a barren, desolate shithole?

>>10787621
>What's he gonna do? Turn it into a barren, desolate shithole?

Worse, the U.K..

You’re telling me you can’t find one hipster coffeehouse or teahouse dump in Austin?

>>10787635
>Worse, the U.K..

>>10786245
Working or school?

>>10786884
I put one inside my mouth and suck the excess liquid
Chewing sounds dangerous, the bag can rupture and the fillings will be a pain to deal with