/ck/ - Food & Cooking

People like this should be shot.

>>10804464
How do obese people afford all this food? It's not like they are in high flying jobs and food stamps only go so far

Hah I heard that last order up ahead

>oh yeah that was quite the drink

Hah yeah
You know what could I just get a grande coffee

Black, please

>wow haven’t had an order that easy in weeks!

I just like my coffee, like coffee hah

>omg your a life saver, me to though good taste

> hey I didn’t get your name

Hah it’s Ryan

Also that’ll be on tap

>Not a problem Ryan

Thanks for the great service
Here’s a 5er for your tips

>your so great!

Not a problem haha have a good one

>>10805884
>Not indicating what blend of the generally three available coffees you want
>Not being asked by the barrista/barristo
>mfw
You post from a Starbucks bistro table of lies.

>>10804464
Why do roasties love 'bucks so much?

>>10805905
Hey buddy I was never asked so I figured I wouldn’t bother to make the order more complicated

cheers

-Ryan

>>10805905
They don't ask here and it doesn't matter cause they're all four hours old anyway

>>10805930
I love you Ryan

>>10804774
The women are almost always married to a normal sized guy who works (and is typically paid a handsome amount) in order to subsidize their wife's 100 dollar a day food bill

The men who are this obese typically work from home

>>10805911
normies buy the brand, Anon. you should know this by now.

>>10804464
Genuine question here.
How does she afford that house, that car and those expensive starbucks when she's so fat she can't possibly work?
I live in Sweden and there's no way I could ever live that comfy on welfare.

Hell, I can't even live that comfy now and I work as a quality control manager at a concern with 8k+ employees.

>>10804464
wow you guys sure are tough making fun of people who clearly have mental problems

>>10806647
Who knows? Maybe daddy has money. Maybe she got a huge court settlement. Maybe she has a rich chubbychaser husband.

BTW, that house and car is on the low end in the US. I have family in Denmark and have visited Sweden several times. Your costs of living are much much higher than US.

>>10805911
because all their roastie friends are going there too. People do what other people do.

>>10806855
like calling women roasties

I'll have a cafe au lait, please.

>a what?

Y'know, just coffee with hot milk.

>you mean a latte?

No, not espresso, just regular coffee.

>uh, gimme a minute. HEY CHELSEA, DO WE HAVE-

Uh, nevermind.

Fuck Starbucks.

>>10804464
>low fat milk
>heavy cream

>>10807032
I knew a lady who would regularly eat salad and quinoa and other uppity "holistic foods," but then order "breve lattes" from Starbucks with tons of sweetener.

>>10806930
t. Roastie

>>10807022
Nice try, but cafe au lait has a button on the register even if it is not on the menu and is in the training manual.

>>10806647
Low-end house, low-end car, and not so obese that she couldn't have a sit-down job. Hell, I've seen fatter people working retail jobs.

>>10806647
mitsubishis are dirt cheap, especially when they're trying to clear out last year's models
pair that with a super easy $150/mo spread out over 96 months at 15% interest and literally anyone can walk out with a car

>>10807069
Yeah, maybe the floppy-haired fairy working the register that day was just especially fuckwitted. Better give them another opportunity to take my money in exchange for some burnt-ass espresso or day-old drip brew. It seriously tastes like shit 90% of the time. That's the real reason I don't go there anymore.

>>10806647
turbo-fatties almost always have people enabling them. she's probably getting cash from somebody, plus disability, and possibly even a paycheck from an easy sedentary job.

>>10807148
that's a ford escape, which are worth like $2500 used. your point still stands though, low end cars in the US are basically so cheap that anyone can afford them, even brand new. you constantly see TV ads for mitsubishis, chryslers, etc with 0% financing and monthly payments of like $100 with nothing down. the US car market is flooded with cheap vehicles.

>>10804464
get on my level you basic bitch

>>10807202
that's a pretty sophisticated coffee

>>10805884
>>10807022
>>10807168
Reddit

>>10807202
>mobile
lmao

>>10807202
>1% coffee
>99% extraneous shit

>>10804464
Fuckin lold

>>10807429

>>10807484

>>10804464
>the bench bows when she sits down

>>10807564

>>10807429
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>>10807564
She probably feels amazing to fuck tho

>>10807999
Not a chance in hell

>>10805884
>Ryan
gay