/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10807528
Forget the bread, but I'd eat the fuck out of those fries.

>>10807528
Why do poor people always gravitate to carbs and sugars?

>>10807566
Uhhh because it's cheap

>>10807528
Why does it cut before they have sex?

>>10807528
what the fuck

You've never heard of a chip butty? My grandma used to make them. Actually really tasty.

Chip butty: statesman like, ambassadorial, full British Brexit, the best of British, things can only get better

>>10808374
Is a chip butty a euphemism for gay sex? It sure sounds like it?

>>10807528
Of all the absolutely horrible and disgusting dishes in UK cuisine you pick this? It doesn't look great or anything, but certainly edible. The sad thing is that this is probably in the top 10% of British food.

>>10807566
Because they're pre-diabetic and it gives them a sugar rush

>>10807528
MMMM starch sandwich!

>>10808422
Yeah, compared to ketchup smothered beans this seems alright, but it's literally carbs on carbs. It's incredibly silly.

Im a leaf and my scottish nan would make these for us as kids.. They were awesome

>>10808461
why did u have a scottish man growing up

>>10807528
I feel like at any moment they're about to start making out and have gay sex

>needing two people to make fries and bake some bread
>going to all that effort in the first place for shitty sandwich

>>10807528
I'm American and I love a good chip butty. What's wrong with that? I do mine with either HP or mustard.

why does this look like the start of a gay porn

>>10807528
Those are some cute lads. No homo.

>>10807528
I won't, it's fucking retarded. Nor will i defend crisp sandwiches:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP-U8oLAZaQ

>>10808491
Prove you're actually American, I don't believe you.

>>10808491
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>the dollop of ketchup on the corner of the cutting board

Why are people pretending this is bad?

>>10808524
Why are people pretending this isn't softcore gay porn you mean

>>10807528
i don't get the point of the bread but they both look pretty god on their own. maybe make an actual traditional sandwich with the bread and have the fries on the side?

>>10808551
Well yeah, the video is gay as fuck, but there's nothing wrong with a chip butty.

>>10808558
That would be the logical way to go about this, but the English have been inbreeding for as long as possible, so we get this instead.

I heard that britbongs don't rinse their dishes after washing them, they just leave the soapy residue on and set them to dry

can any brits verify?

>>10808501
there ya go.

>>10807528
Godd lord this is pure cringe. Why do they have to behave like this all the time?

>>10808591
>has a passport
confirmed not American

>>10807528
I love that dumb smile at the end. Seriously though that's just satire right? There is no such thing as a fry sandwich right? RIGHT?

>>10808591
Fuck off, retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>>108085
not wasting loads of time proving to you that I'm American for a trivial discussion on 4chan.

>>10808614
kill yourself

>>10807528
Man these two definitely have fucked. I can imagine gray shirt makes his creamy baby batter in blue shirt's oven.

>>10808614
you're the most boring tripfag in the history of /ck/, what is your problem? how can someone be THIS boring? I want to agree or disagree with you on something but there is NOTHING THERE, WHAT THE FUCK

>>10808614
kill yourself you tripfag waste of space

>>10808626
you just know

>>10808614
fuck off and kill yourself

>>10808586
Have british mother-in-law, can confirm. She thinks it “helps keep them clean.” Also washes her fruits and vegetables with hand soap.

>>10808614
>>10808591
>>10808491
You deserve to be banned for shitposting, all of your posts read as such anyways. Such a low quality poster.

>>10808614
Holy shit please kys asap gay motherfucker

bongs will defend this

>>10808697
Just when I thought the chip-butty couldn't be outdone...

>>10808697
>>10807528
I can't imagine how hard WWII must have been, but France was destroyed twice and they still have good food.

>>10808732
apparently it's been in a cookbook as far back as the 1860s

>>10808738
D; Why would someone eat things like that without the need?