/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10810153
>Order takeout
>Drive 30 min home
>Open bags and sit down to eat
>Incomplete order

not unforgiveable as any decent restaurant would make it up to you the next day, but definitely can be rage inducing

>>10810170
Holy fuck, yeah that is a pain in the ass though can't say I have to drive 30 minutes to get takeout, thank Christ. Getting home after a ten minute drive with an incomplete or incorrect order is infuriating.

>>10810153
>put food on the stove, totally drunk
>lay down on the coach and wait for the timer to go off
>pass out
>spend 30 minutes cleaning the pot the next day

>>10810221
I passed out drunk with a lasagna in the oven but it was just one of those family size heat and eat ones so thankfully I could just throw it. As a bonus I didn't burn my house down.

>>10810243
That looks like a bitchin' pan of brownies.

>>10810153
i once had a antibiotic after i used it i couldnt taste 2 month

>>10810153
>hooked up with some rare indoor stuff
>really good toke
>makes me very hungry
>feel like i am turning weird as I start squaking like a chicken
>just saw some italian cooking show
>chicken cacciatore, I want that
>I cook a nice chicken cacciatore for myself
>just need to get forks...doorbell rings.
>Its my neighbour, she is crying, apparently flatmate is having a seizure.
>fuckme.jpg
>I go with her closing the door behind me, a longing look at the saucey meaty goodness
>thinking about tucking in to the chicken as this chick is bawling leading me to his room.
>another neighbor, a nurse is already there helping the guy situp.
>he makes eye contact and gives a weak smile, but i was looking through him.
>without thinking blurt out 'Chicken time' when the seizure guy says thanks for coming.
>Girl stops weeping looks at me
>nurse awkwardly looks away
>seizure guy gives a weak negative nod
>fucking seizure cunt.
>go back home, fuck I got no key!
>try the door it opens.
>walk in and see my gf is home from work
>she is sitting on the couch with a plate
>she is eating my fucking chicken
>i angrily walk over and grab the plate off her
>its already half gone, fucking pig
>huge fight ensues
>yell chicken time at her as she walks out on me the next day
>seizure guy sees this through his window
>we make eye contact, he is nodding dissaprovingly.
>storm back home and try to make another chicken cacciatore
>burnt my pot and hand.
>fml

>>10810321
k.

>>10810170
> not checking your order before leaving

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

>>10810321
i chuckled