/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10825312
Anyone black.

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>>10825312
this guy was 98% replica of my old boss. a young bald asshole but I actually liked the guy. I like this guy too

>>10825312
>>10825323
>>10825333
All great people to hate

>>10825323
I hate him for being a child rapist

>>10825333
>claire
>having a personality

>>10825312
Does Mark Wiens count?

>>10825430
god fucking damnit

>>10825430
Aight, so this guy def practices his reactions in his bathroom mirror for hours

>>10825410
Woah, explain.

>>10825495
>>10825503
I think he genuinely likes the food. Thai food is delicious.

>>10825323
wish i could have killed him myself

>>10825430
Yes he counts

>>10825430
body structure of a fuckin tootsie pop

>>10825312
This fuck

somebody feed (((phil)))

>>10825312
I actually really enjoy Joe.

>>10825312
This guy makes me go berserk. Jesus fucking christ.

>>10825312
>Culinary
he's just a businessman larping as italian when he cant get even one grammar rule about it in his bald head, then gets butthurt when we make fun of him

>>10826391
Should be called "Binging with soy"

>>10826371
does he? he's usually pretty kind with people and never overdid it, but i only seen him in the series when he was still fat, might have changed over time

>>10826396
more like "binging with reddit"

>>10826411
>blah blah blah REDDIT

>>10825586
yes fuck mark wiens every time he eats asian food he cums and then gets a bull whip and lashes him self and says WHY WASNT I BORN ASIAN?!

>>10826399
Tbh I can't get past his faggy shitty look, so I have no idea what his personality is like

>>10826391
no technique, all he does is follow recipes, makes some of the worst looking pizza dough I've ever seen.

Nothing but contempt for this ankle biting weasel.

>>10826451
don't fucking talk shit about reviewbrah

>>10826454
What's gonna happen? You gonna sic reddit on me?

>>10826463
what the fuck does leddit have to do with reviewbrah lmao

>>10826451
>>10826463
massive cuck boy, get over the guy already jeez

>>10825312
The dude's insecurity was palpable on masterchef.

wow, look at all you edgy little faggots. smells like summer in here.

>>10826515
should have seen it in the italian version, often joked on that he wasnt a real chef and that their cooking is trash

All of them.

>>10825333
Fuck you

He irritates me so much

>>10825312
I've seen him IRL, in case anyone was wondering he comes off as just as much of a twat as you'd expect. Other people who are unpleasant: Will Guidara, Batali of course. All Italians, who would have thought.

The guys on the French scene on the other hand are bros. Ripert? Nice guy. Boulud? Same. Bourdain? Sad to say I never met him. But he seemed like a great guy. You can judge a man by his enemies. Looking at Bourdain's, he was one of the best.

>>10825333
I had no idea who this was until a month ago and now I can't stand the sight of her fat ugly face shitting up a board that I didn't think could possibly get shat up any worse. What in the fuck is wrong with you people.

>>10826422
That's pretty much standard around here.

>>10826422
Isn't he hapa? If he's not, he sure looks like it.

>>10826608
THIS. His fucking screaming shrill voice is enraging. How can no producer tell him to knock that shit off

>no one posting the 600lb matty matheson fuck face
Tbh shame on you ck

>>10826608
>sean evans
>culinary personality
Huh? He's just a youtuber, interviewer at best.

>>10825555
Nice quads.
Anthony Bourdain is infamous among locals in many of the second and third world countries that he visited while filming No Reservations. He frequented known child brothels and orphanages known for human trafficking and sexual slavery of children. He started his sick abuse as early as season 1 episode 5 when he visited Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia and continued throughout the duration of the show and even afterwards.

>>10825410
>>10825555
>>10826744
samefag

This fat sack of fucking shit. Followed closely by Matty Mathesen and Action Bronson

>>10826746
Why do you white knight for child rapists? Most likely because you are one. Kill yourself.

>>10826744
Source?

I fucking hate foodbusker but i like his french counterpart alex

>>10826794
http://www.fbi.gov/casefile-repository/casefile- missing-and-exploited/1074873/#anthony_bourdain/

>>10826824
Alright then

>>10826829
You have to log into your account, moron.

>>10826841
kys

>>10826849
The only other reason I can think of as to why you can't see it is that your IP is blacklisted from viewing case reports because you're a suspected pedophile. Sick fucks like you should have sulphuric acid poured down their throats

>>10825312
>Jamie Oliver?
>Paula Deen
>Rachel Ray
>That autistic YouTube girl who does cosplay and speaks in a falsetto voice
>That Threadbanger girl with the purple hair who can't cook or diet for shit
>Healthy Junk Food

You know what? Anyone who isn't named Alton or Gordon or was an Iron Chef can go eat a dick.

>>10826882
Maangchi is pure

This motherfucker. Fuck this guy

>>10826917
Don’t worry, he just had his second stroke and is drying soon.

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>>10826864
Why don't you just log on and screencap it yourself?

You ARE the one trying to prove the point, after all.

>>10826531
A friend of mine went to a book signing of his and said he was a massive dickhead.

I'm gonna get a lot of shit for this, but... Her.

I don't think her food is anything special. I think it's standard, but that's okay. It's her fucking smile that makes me so uncomfortable. It's like she's going to pop off the screen at eat me alive.

I hear she's one of the nicest people you'll ever meet, but I just can't handle her with that freaking smile.

>>10826917
>>10827050
I don't know about drying. But he is paralyzed on his right side of his body.

>>10827491
That does suck, not even Jack deserves that. :/

It'd be better to be dead, in all honesty.

>>10826391
This one goes without saying.

>>10826781
yo-yo-yo they call me liek tha egg slut *flips out gold knife* yaaaaaaaaaaaaa drug dealer shiek spam and hawaiian buns vro

>>10827500
>>10827500
His son said the doctor told him that he could recover in a few months or a few years. Don't know if he will still be making new videos now that half of his face doesn't move.

>>10826781
My worst nightmare is for a strand of his acne ridden chin strap triple chin beard to fall into my food.

The guy just looks like a unwashed slob.

>>10826608
how you gonna call a man who can't even fucking cook a culinary personality?

>>10825312
your mom

>>10827491
IS he actually paralyzed on one side? My grandpa had two strokes and he isn’t paralyzed at all.

>>10827539
Honestly would probably make his channel hilarious to watch though

>>10825323
Nobody hated him more than himself

>>10826744
Wrong
He was murdered because he was going to expose pedos

>>10826882
Hey now some YouTubers are alright

Her man it's not that she is fat, or the wheezing every two seconds it's that she clearly knows how to cook and makes shitty candyballs or deviled eggs. She never pushes herself with new ingredients or techniques, she is the quintessential shoemaker and all her videos are how-to guides on shoemaking in lower middle class setting. People like her are why Applebee's and Chili's exist as a sustainable business. I don't dislike her personality I just am repulsed by what she represents

>>10825430
ultimate s()y face

>>10825312
I don't know why we ended up with this asshole when his mom is so truly delightful.

>>10826781
I can’t believe they have this guy presenting food videos. Looking at him makes me want to go jogging

>>10825312
What a tryhard Ramsay imitator. Thinks being the asshole critic who likes to yell and break plates makes him enjoyable to watch. Except he has none of the charisma and a fraction of the skill that Ramsay has.

>>10827218
That's illegal, retard.

This annoying fuck

>>10828376
>censors his video comments only allowing positive feedback
He's a redditor through and through.

>>10825312
Heston Blumenthal.

>>10828376
This guy seriously is a massive faggot. It makes me sick how so many people can listen to the way he speaks and not find any problem with it whatsoever.

>>10827487
nobody likes her anon dont worry, shes only kept around for her sex appeal

Some of his early works were okay but he quickly turned into a pretentious piece of shit so good riddance.

>>10828505
And he was also a devout child rapist.

Fleshlight full of macaroons anon.

Curious, do Americans actually like the "drama" in American cooking-shows compared to how they're done elsewhere?

For an example compare Masterchef Merica to Australia...

>>10828527
Wouldn't know we don't watch lesser culture's entertainment

>>10828527
I can't speak for all Americans, but I fucking hate the drama. IMHO the best cooking show is the original Iron Chef. Fuck all this silly shit like Chopped or the later Iron Chef gimmicks like the 20-min dish or "curveball".

Though, I suspect I am in the minority and the producers and directors of these various programs know their target market well.

>>10828040
It's odd how when she was on an episode of Master Chef she told a contestant that he should stick to the basics because he added some spices that aren't really appropriate for a certain pasta dish. Then Joe goes up to the guy and acts like he just insulted his mom.

>>10828330
He's just a restaurant owner and wine expert. I don't know if he is nice in real life but he definitely does his best to imitate Ramsay when it comes to acting like an asshole.

>>10828527
No, most of us don't. I never watch any of the pseudo competition or fag ramsey faux reality shit. Anyone with half a brain realizes it's just staged shit tugging at millennial easily manipulated emotions who'll bird brain twitter about it to help muh (((tv))) stations gather metrics for advertising revenue.

>>10828457
This is Chef John
From Foodwishes.com

That's right!

>>10828527
Soso. Generally no, but it's also not the same without Gordon yelling IT'S RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW at people

>>10828376
>>10828425
>>10828457
fuck you

Chef John is how you do it right

>no bullshit
>no face
>just cooking, technique, explanation
>videos under 10 mins
>bing bang done

I don't care what he does or how he acts outside his videos

>>10829743
chef john is a poor man's cookinginrussia, no better. not a real chef.

I will never forgive him for disrespecting OG Iron Chef like he did.

Or for his gay ass show that was literally him going around and surprising untrained amateur cooks making specialties... and making a show out of 'beating them' in 24 hours.

>>10829749
>not a real chef.
False, he's worked in the industry and has been a culinary instructor.

He's also better than cookinginrussia because he's not a slav commie subhuman piece of shit

>>10825333
She is fine. She is inventive and works hard while staying humble.

>>10826391
This sucker on ther hand is so fucking annoying. His cooking is basic and sucks and he talks prolonging every vowel like a fucking school teacher. No emotions robot face. Formulaic content. Losing a cooking contest to Sean Evans. What a pity of a chef.

>>10829898
>>10826595
You thirsty plebbitors will whiteknight for any FOTM roastie you fawn over. Seek help.

>>10828490
Shes not sexy, she just is skinny and white

>>10830036
>skinny
t.basketball american

>>10826391
Anyone know what ethnicities his parents are specifically?

>>10830057
Bowling ball and orangutan

>>10825430

>That thousand cock stare

What an effing poofter, dude must have taken miles of dick

The ugly gay chink from top chef canada

>>10829760
he's jewish.

>>10827500
agree with you. wow this is probably the first time i felt unqualifiably bad for ja/ck/. hmm. really makes yah think.

>>10826371
The way he says “yummy” when describing food fucking irritates me too anon.

>>10826396
Kek

>>10829754
I LOATHE this guy the most. I’ll never forget watching that episode of iron chef and deciding then and there that I dislike him. All of his shows are awful, and he has this “I’m a douche” weasel looking face. I don’t care If I’m spouting vitriol, he is vile. I stopped watching foodnetwork because of his shows.

>>10826391

This vein fucking faggot. What a pretentious dick.

that cunt

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>>10825312
DALE

>>10826451
“How to spot shit taste” the post

>>10825319
/thread

>>10825312
That's not Jamie Oliver.

>>10830521
>The Virgin Babish vs. The Chad Leone

>>10826608
He doesn't even cook you fucking autist

>>10826391
Good grief he does not look like I thought he did.

>>10827500
>it's better to be dead than crippled
There's more to life than being able bodied, you know.

>>10830536
Some real stale bait anon

>>10830571
I really can't decide how to feel about this dude.

>>10830571
>>10830782
Seems like he knows what he's doing, but his videos always feel like clickbait

>>10829754
I'm watching beat Bobby flay right now.
Everytime a fellow food network chef goes against him he loses.

>>10830861
Probably because they always pick a dish they’ve made millions of times and have perfected, meanwhile Bobby has only made deviled scotch eggs con carne or whatever the fuck like once in his life.

>>10826608
He is a very good interviewer and his only thing to do with food is that he eats spicy wings with his guests, how is that a food personality?

>>10826391
the most reddit person on planet earth:
>bald
>beard
>gay ass tattoos
>pop culture food
>"hey look guys I drink alcohol lol"
not reddit related but also:
>manlet

>>10825312
Literally more reddit tier than babish, the only ones that like him here are the ones that are in the closet for him or want him to fuck their wives.

>>10830782
You probably slightly enjoy him but are worried about not fitting in with the hivemind here. It's ok to slightly enjoy "normie" things anon, you live your life how you want to, don't worry about what us internet folk think. You're a good man.

>>10828527
I don't really watch any of it, nor do I know anyone who does. I couldn't even confidently tell you what demographic keeps the Food Network on air here

>>10828527
No, but then again, the only americans you will find responding here are the kind that would hate that sort of thing. I am sure there are 300 lb wives in the midwest loving that shit as they fist white castle into their mouths.

>>10829760
>False, he's worked in the industry and has been a culinary instructor.
But ever run a kitchen in a restaurant? No, so not a chef.

>>10831267
he's a good presenter and actually knows what the fuck he's doing.

>>10831468
>he's a good presenter
Someone literally used this exact excuse for babish.
>Knows what the fuck he's doing
His kimchi recipe was one of the worst things I've ever seen, until he posted the most recent miso bbq sauce.

>>10830568
he has a bit of autism and he's more of a showman than a chef but he does always give off a nice atmosphere in his shows
felt kinda bad for his hobo gardener than always seems like he sleeps on some manure load to keep him warm, but that aside he's ok

>>10831267
t. BIDF

>>10827500
He would live longer if he didn't weigh as much as a cow. Feel sorry for him, but this is his own doing

this faggot

>>10829754
Bobby Flay's not my favorite, either, but you DO know that 'surprising' those cooks is stage presence, right? A lot of times, both parties have to sign a two-way agreement for television. Which means they know exactly what they're getting into.

Don't get all of your information from the Simpsons, anon. They're parody.