/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10849720
uh why does that faggot look like hes about to cry

>>10849730
These videos are made by the mentally challenged right? It's the only explanation I have for the terrible quality of recipes, and the failure to DUMP A BOWL OF INGREDIENTS INTO A HUGE PAN WITHOUT FUCKING UP AND SPILLING A BUNCH OUTSIDE OF IT.

>>10849752
they're made by artisans

>>10849759

>>10849733

cocaine

>>10849733
That's Maradona and he's probably coked out of his mind.

>>10849730
I love it when people tell me they're bad at cooking or that I have some amazing talent when videos like this exist. Dump shit into a pan, dump more shit into a pan, stir to combine, wa-la. Most people you know will be impressed.

>>10849733
because a mongoloid is touching his "food"

>>10849733
Maradona will put anyone over but he's bound to oversell a bit. It's the drugs mostly but he's a good worker.

>>10849746
>well done
kek

>>10849741
my hero desu

>>10849763
Or is my penis shaped like a cake?

>>10849720
si yo fuera mardona

>>10849741
That is how he makes love.

>>10849761
i hope some dumbass follows this and throws still frozen fries in

>>10850289
I can never fucking tell with this place.
Is that post to be some kind of meta-troll that gets me to respond because it's wrong or do you really think frozen fries make the oil explode?
There are too many goddamn layers on irony on everything now.

>>10850296
please do a video of yourself throwing fries from the freezer into hot oil

>>10850305
Do you honestly think people, and places, thaw the fries they buy in frozen before frying them?
If you throw an ice cube in there you'll have problems, yes, but it's the WATER not the COLD that does it. A frozen fry won't do anything that a thawed one wont.

>>10850305
You don't... You really don't cook at all do you?
Shouldn't you just keep posting "For me it's" spam?

>>10850328
did you even read my post or are you just intentionally being obtuse? you clearly got the implication and understood what i meant, but i'm guessing you're just trying to sound smart
>>10850329
i cook every day. also you don't need to stutter when talking online, get that speech impediment checked out it might be serious.

>>10850332
>are you just intentionally being obtuse?
someone saw The Shawshank Redemption

>>10849741
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>>10849720

>>10850335
it's been years. gonna rewatch it tomorrow now

>>10850305
Nice try buddy that makes ketchup gas

>>10850365
Could he take on the surly king?

>>10849720
>tfw he pulls out slowly after he came inside you

>>10849720
based and redpilled elbow salt lad

>>10849720
>>10849746
>>10849749
>has instagram page that updates with videos regularly
>these only and still get posted every time we /webm/

>>10849759
Frappuccino is a Starbucks trademark. That's not a frappuccino. Not that anyone gives a shit since only fat fucks and children enjoy frappuccinos, but it still triggers me.

t. used to work at Starbucks

>>10849728
>oil
>butter
>cheese
>cheese
>cheese

holy shit i've never been so disgusted.

>>10849741
Julio traded in his haggard wife for a newer model roastie
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DeHXKhTEARE

>>10850332
Yeah, I got the implication. You think something harmful will happen if you throw still-frozen fries in the hot oil.
Because you're a fucking idiot. Or a troll.

>>10849746
Are these meant to be humorous or is this guy just an asshole?

>>10850606
he’s a showman, why do you think his instagrams are popular?
>anyone I don’t understand is an asshole!
frick off

>>10849749
that poor piece of beef deserved better than this fate

>>10850596
nigger i suggest you don't investigate any further into the world of cooking if you can't stomach a bit of lipids

>>10849763
>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce

>>10850609
Clearly, he's a showman, but anyone who takes themselves this seriously without any irony is definitely an asshole.

>>10850305
>>10850289

Im 100% not trolling but I literally only do this... Sure the oil bubbles up an inch or two for a few seconds but so what?

>>10850650
It's ironic. He's well aware of being a meme.

>>10850603
the implication would be that there would be ice on the fry. i've never bought frozen fries but i'd assume that there would be just as much moisture as other frozen things, like vegetables and meat.

>>10850575
concerned

>>10850365
please tell me he's wearing a vinyl shirt and that's not sweat

>>10849720
>Gives you salt running down from his filthy hairy arms
Why on earth would anyone want this

>>10850590
Dis shit makes me mad

>>10850745

>>10849728
Just eat a brick of cheese, you disgusting faggots.

>>10850628
I noticed that too. They really fucked that up unless it actually is semen.

>>10850685
I suppose if you pour in a bag of fries straight from the bag you might get some bits of ice as well. That's not what he said, though, and I frankly never experienced that problem back when I worked in a small diner and actually deepfried frozen fries.

>>10850289
>t. scared to use cooking oil in any recipe in fear of burning entire neighbourhood down
Keep being butthurt, buddy. I've been using frozen fries for literal years now, starting out when I was still living with my parents where my father would shout at me if I used fries that were anything other than completely and utterly frozen.

cooking fried food from frozen is standard, especially fries. it gets the best results.

>>10850604
he still chews this faggot well done steak til today

>>10850795
It's still got a pinkish interior, it's not well done you neanderthal

>>10850805
Medium well is a kind of well.

>>10850732
Yes

>>10850628
A single hyphen can make a world of difference.

>>10850735
If you've ever eaten at any fancy restaurant, everything on your plate will have been poked and prodded to some degree by the cook's hands. They'll be clean if they don't want a lawsuit.

>>10850380
All the food in that clip looked awful. I hope both the guy and the kid shits themselves.

>>10850575
thats fake, german private television only use scribted shows. they dont know what reality looks like anymore. if she eat like that everyday, she would be not able to stand

>>10850590
for what purpose

>>10851350
>breadface will never lovingly rub her face all over your dick and balls
Why live?

>>10849720
Is that benicio del Toro
Why is he crying

>>10849746

He's not a meme chef he's a meat magician

>>10849720
F

>>10849728
gross

>>10850751
>Doritos
>Mayo

>>10851386
why?

>>10850289
I think you're supposed to do that

>>10850818
>prolapsed angus.webm

>>10850380
a slop of poop

>>10851439
Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>>10851356
this is the worst thing ive ever seen

>>10851374
What the fuck is wrong with this retard? He lets his fully sleeved arm touch egg log. Disgusting faggot

>>10849761
That actually looked good up until the sour cream and then it got so bad.

>>10851340
what's the deal with degenerates and avocado? Why do they fancy this shit so much?

>>10850493
>that loop
I'm fucking dying.

>>10851363
Why do Americans do this?

>>10851617
>anyone I dislike is a degenerate!
I bet you can count your friends with one hand

>>10851642
You're right, I could have simply said "liberals"

>>10849730
>chicken breast meat

Ruined it, 0/10

The only parts of a chicken worth eating are the wings and the legs. Breastfags should literally be shot out of a cannon into the sun.

>>10851636
I've honestly never met an American who actually bothered to make bong food.

>>10851341
These actually look pretty good.

But how does he get out?

>>10851725
how man crack egg?

>>10849728
how is that small amount of seasoning supposed to do anything?

>>10851730
>filename
good job anon

>>10849733
He's high out of his mind, what a clown.

>>10849728
So disgusting.

>>10851744
If you're using good spices that's more than sufficient. Stop buying walmart tier shit and/or keeping it in your kitchen long past its expiration.

>>10849733
summerboy spotted

>>10851376

what the fack

>>10850650
he's not taking himself seriously though, he knows he's a meme and people only pay to see him is because of that

>>10851812
>he knows he's a meme
What?

>>10851559
So he can.....


DRINK BEER LIKE GASTON

Post some gifs too, these shitty webbums don’t work in Safari.

>>10851434
If someone ever served me this shit, I swear to God I would Castamere their entire family.

>>10851812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb1wYslTBk8

>>10851825
>post outdated garbage because i'm not with the times

Nah, fuck off.

>>10851621
it's like a punishment from greek mythology

>>10851837
>he thinks .webm is a cutting edge format
Bless you sweet child of summer.

>>10850188
>wa-la

>>10849720
is that Maradona?

>>10851341
why not cut off the thick band of collagen before slicing it thinnly?

>>10851366
*snap*
this ones going in my reddit compilation

>>10851899
The cook obviously sucks. That's full of mistakes. Notice that he/she overcrowded the shit out of the pan with the beef and it didn't brown properly.

>>10850575
Look at all those genetics

>>10849733

salt bae sprinkled coke on his ribs

>>10850365
>>10851730
LOL EGGS LOL EGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS LOL HOW DOES HE FIT ALL THE EGGS UP HIS TWAT WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF THERE?? LOL SURLY EGG CHAD LOL EGG VIRGIN LOL EGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSS EGGS EGGS EGGS
E
G
G
S
EGGEGGEGGEGGEGGGGGGSSSSSS LOL EGGS HOW??? HOW DOES HE EGGS??? LOL EGGS LET'S HAVE ANOTHER 300 REPLY THREAD WITH THE SAME 45 WEBMS POSTED LIKE LAST TIME LOL EGGS

>>10851923
He has his coke bowl right there on the table, fool.
Maradona doesn't do "sprinkles"

>>10851938
DUDE EGGS LMAO

>>10851423
The amount of salt in some of these recipes (particularly this one) is obscene

>>10851730
why did it take so long to post the only important webm?

>>10849728
4 and a half fucking cups of cheese

>>10851386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm36Y8g6WzA

>>10851730
I think I've watched this man make an egg sandwich about 50 times.

>>10851730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsio9duCVJM

>>10851730
>>10851938
you do realize that the kid is the guy’s son right?

>>10851350
What
I'm not sure but I think I want to see more

>>10852035
Post link to The Cat in the Hat making Tamagoyaki.

>>10849746
His New York restaurant was being investigated by the health department a few months ago. I can see why in the webm. The way he throws the scraps across the room with the knife doesn't seem proper.

>>10850754
So it's basically a mango mousse inside of some blown sugar?

>>10851598
But if you are eating at that restaurant then you already paid.

>>10851730
Based and redpilled egg lad

>>10851326
based Kenji

>>10852253
It's a shame that he's so busy with his new restaurant. I miss him somewhat consistently posting new videos.

>>10851573

>>10849730
Buddys plating is so shit.

>>10851340
this contains all the stupid, over hyped ingredients and foods millenials love

>>10850661
You're 100% getting trolled.

>>10851366
Nevermind how R*ddit tier this is, it's lazy as fuck chicken 'san and won't be anywhere near as good as if you make it properly.

>>10849728
God damn i fucking hate Tasty!
No surprise that they're owned by Buzzfeed

>>10849761
>That burnt as fuck meat
>Cheetos
>Cheese sauce
>Barely ANY guac
why though

>>10849730
Micheal J fucking spills half the mootz out of the pan, and nearly misses the fucking plate with the pasta.

>>10851825
Fuck off macfag

>>10851366
>That text
Just kill me please

>>10851445
Is there a bigger more disgusting meme than dry aging

>>10852409
is there a bigger meme than deconstruction?

>>10850373
Probably, but if not Hadji Bling would put up bit time comp to the Surly King.

>>10852409
Yeah, did you hear about this drink that's made from rotten grain and yeast piss? They even fucking carbonate it with yeast fart gas.

>>10852398
>I hate fun

>>10852446
based and redpilled soylad

>>10849728
fuck you

>>10851730
H-HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING ALL THE EGGS?

>>10851366
kill me now

>>10851442
hes cute

>>10851366
>hansel and gretel gps
fucking lmao

>>10849720

>>10851423
that trick for cutting the cherry tomatoes seems like it would save a lot of time, but wouldn't they all get squished?

>>10849729
filthy westboos

>>10850376
I hate that i would eat this

>>10850380
>notebook hits the baby's soft spot
>father is still safe

>>10851350
I'm genuinely baffled by the fact that this turns me on.

>>10850590
>the last jedi plot

>>10852434

>>10851343
FUCK THAT GUY I WANT ANTHONY BACK
WHY DID HE SUDOKU

>>10849720
>old one hit the limit

That's no reason to post that faggot all over again, faggot. Fuck off

>>10852773
cry some more little bitch

>>10849728
Jesus

>>10849733
Argies love for meat is second to none, what that guy was doing to Maradona was the closest you can get to masturbate him whtout touching him.
And probably high as fuck also.

>>10851374
overcooked egg: the dish

>>10851434
front one was mounted wrong so it fell out of time with the "petals" still together, the one in the back is how's suposed to be done.

>>10851845
>he thinks .gif is in any way a better format

>>10852916
well for one, gifs work on everything

>>10851743
cursed

>>10851636
>ANZAC
>American

>>10851845
I don't think
>haha, the thing I'm not up to date with is actually quite old!
is really the slam dunk you thought it was.

>>10850650
>without any irony
ever considered that you might be autistic, anon?

Nice fem bot here

>>10852921
webms work on everything relevant

>>10850596
its mac and cheese you fag

>>10852430
Why Jack, why?

>>10853084
Who doesnt like some bread
Massimo a qt too

>>10853128
jesus..calm down faverau its just a grilled cheese..

Anyone else have this shit happen half the time they try to open a webm?
I swear this site has gotten shittier day by day since moot left.

>>10853145
I cannot say that I experience that very often

>>10849729
if i order it at the airport do you think it will pass security on a flight to america?

>>10853156
It happens like every other webm and I have to close and reopen it for it to display properly.

>>10853145
that would be your graphics card dying
enjoy your useless computer

>>10852534
This dude is like some video game character.

>>10853164
>>10853169
happens to me sometimes on vlc mobile

>>10853186
>vlc

>>10853189
your point, shit turtle?

>>10853193
Retards reap what retards sow

Can someone webm this lease? thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>>10851848
welcome to /ck/

>>10851651
sous vide chicken breast is so good, I highly recommend trying it

>>10851356
>>10851600

what is it called when the meat is still in strands like that

>>10851372
isn't just cheese?

>>10853231
I think its just straight mince, it comes out of the mincer like that. Would explain why its falling apart.

>>10851366
>hansel and gretel gps

>>10853242
I am confused what the difference between ground and this mince?

>>10853259
No difference. "Mince" is the British English term; "Ground" is American English.

>>10853263
yah but what caused the beef to still remain in it's stranded form even when it is made into a patty?

>>10853231
>what is it called when the meat is still in strands like that

There's no specific term for it. That's just what meat looks like when it comes out of a meat grinder.

You often don't see it with supermarket ground meat because it's pressed/squeezed into the packaging.

>>10853231
ground beef you moron

>>10850338
stop posting this meta shit, im feeling like having an aneurysm each time i read this

>>10853266
It wasn't worked or handled very much.

That pic is obviously some serious fail cooking, but ideally you should be able to see the "strands" in a good burger patty. Overworking the meat, as often happens with commercial premade patties, fucks up the texture of the burger. Like I said that pic is mega fail, but at least that one detail is right.

Maradona's antics at this World Cup have been fucking kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOo2gtw_nXA

>>10851326

>ja/ck/ buys a GoPro

>>10850818
Rosebud

>>10851372
I'm going to do this at golden corral veterans day.

>>10851730
How?

>>10853344
>>10853273
Idk whenever i make burgers and the stands are still there it feels wierd, it like they stick enough to make a patty but once you bit them you feel every strand though it was a lack of fat.

>>10853472
egg?!

>>10853378
sure just let me get my fucking sea urchin and truffles out of the fridge here

>>10849763
>"shaped like a flaccid penis"
Get real, this is in Taiwan. Those are like Asian Mandingo burritos.

>>10852215
He was very publicly handling food without gloves, which is a Health Department no-no in most of the states

>>10852889
Grant Achatz pls go

>>10853156

>>10853814
Anon, plz

>>10853926
I mean, as long as you don't get caught it's fine, but he was posting geotagged shit in his NY restaurant while bare-handing steaks at tables. This was right around peak hype for him so he caught some health inspector's attention lol

>>10851431
Fucking burn it

>>10852930
Ah shit mate, she's an aussie

>>10851372
>Sydney
Fuck, why must this be my country, I thought we were better than this

>>10853949

>>10853954
How has this place not closed? There's no way something this niche has a large repeat customer base

>>10849752
They're not retarded, they're just trying to be relatable to the retards who watch their videos; they're owned by Buzzfeed, after all. There are no words, but it's equivalent to how you talk down to young children. If you used language too complicated for their level of comprehension, you'd just confuse them.

>>10851366
>pan lotion
Dropped

>>10852921
dumb phoneposter

>>10853145
This has never happened to me, you have a problem on your end and your device is probably breaking.

>>10853954
kek imagine working there and being completely inundated in peanut mold all day everyday. might get you a little high or something

>>10852415
>carrot tartare
Every fucking time it gets me

>>10852226
Ill blow you, sugar ;)

>>10854052
>not immediately contrasting with the qt Italian chick who knows how to down a pizza

>>10854052
If I ever saw that guy on the street I’d punch him in the fucking throat.

>>10852284
This shits disgusting and overly complicated for what it is.
t.millenial

>>10851340
>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese
1) not really
2) what the fuck is this recipe

>>10851374
This is one the less offensive things you can see in these threads honestly.

>>10850604
im laughing at that first chew he does. you can see him struggle a bit because of how overcooked that steak is

>>10854089
Is the assault charge really worth it? Sometimes I will posture as such myself, but I'm not sure if the consequences would be worth the action.

>>10850604
That knife is fucking retarded

>>10849728

>>10850289
>i hope some dumbass follows this and throws still frozen fries in
Have you never worked or been to a fast food restaurant?

>>10849728
>>10850596
>>10850764
>>10851508
>>10851767
>>10851953
>>10854229
Have none of the faggots commenting on this ever heard of mac and cheese before? Ya.. it has a lot of cheese... no shit?

whenever i'm hungry and i dont have anything to eat, i open the webm thread on /ck/.
destroys my appetite in seconds.

>>10854351
>Lt. Commander Data discovers emotions and suddenly regrets them

>>10854351
so I'm guessing he lost a bet and had to do this

>>10849728
Might've been good without those cups of mozzarella & cheddar

Y-your pizza, sir!

>>10853157

No. you can't bring meat products to America. No dried fish, no sausage, no

THERES A SNIPER IN THE THREAD GET THE FUCK DOW

Why are the eggmen so stand offish?

>>10854438
wouldn’t you be if you lived in an egg fort that you couldn’t leave

>>10854351
"it was her turn" - election night 2016

>>10854455
lol!

>>10851340
>>10849728
>>10849730
Does someone make these recipe webms that aren't fucking abhorrent? I like the style because I'm a brainlet and like seeing someone actually make the food so I know what to do, but these recipes make me wanna puke.

>>10854431
huh?

>>10850785
>my father would shout at me if I used fries that were anything other than completely and utterly frozen.
this post reeks of baby boomer

>>10854431
Sniper? What sni-

>>10849761
Why do these yuppie retards always have to throw hot cheetos into their "recipes"?
Is it just white soy boys trying to act black to fit in?
The spice of hot Cheetos don't even have a flavor. It's just hot for the sake of being hot.

>>10854490
them niggers love spicy hot

>>10849728
And this is like children's food right?
I wonder how much tasty's cheese budget is.

>>10854417
but where is the extra sausage i ordered?

>>10854417
how big of a tip does she want?

>>10854333
nice trips. two nukes were not enough