/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10857305
I have no clue, Inonly started watching her a month ago when she starting getting shilled here, and no, I’m not going through her back-catalogue you fucking faggot

Molly is better.

>>10857305
I don't know why but I really dislike this girl.
Something about her face and general demeanor makes me angry and annoyed. Can't pinpoint why though.

>>10857339
molly is fucking annoying

>>10857344
No.

>>10857305
No. We're going to wait a few more years.

>>10857340
sounds like you have a natural aversion for the jew

>>10857339
brad is the best.

>>10857375
Its because youre an asshole.
Claire is amazing

>>10857339
>Geez Louisiana!

>not wanting Claire to sit on your face

>>10857387
epitome of a soyboy wearing a hat to hide his fucked up soygene hairline

what's with the fucking pen anyway

>>10857340
Envy.

I like her, but she should stop cooking all that sweet crap and start making me some hamburgers.

>>10857696
Brad's hairline is fine.

>>10857740
lol

>>10857696
Now you're just throwing around soyboy to describe any man you don't like. It's funny when the insult fits but nothing about Brad says Soyboy

>>10857759
>nothing about Brad says Soyboy
>le cool cooking man he so cool so witty make le cool cooking with a cool pen behind his ear wow not a soyboy he so cool

>>10857769
What has gotten into you?

>>10857769
who hurt you anon

>>10857775
He has to defend the honor of his boyfriend.

whew bringing all the soylovers out of the woodwork lol

>>10857785
????

>>10857769
This is the saddest thing I've read in a while. Seek help anon.

>>10857740
baiting in salty antisoys, clever Brad

>>10857339
Annoying vegan looking slut

>>10857997
>vegan looking
>cooks meat

dumbass

>>10857339
she's beautiful but she seems to be kind of simple minded desu

>>10858012
Appearance is about visual effect not action, Tweedledum.

>>10857696
>WHATS WITH THE PEN
LOL YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER WORKED IN A KITCHEN

>>10857997
>Vegan looking

>>10858065
>vegan looking

>>10858057
Please articulate a response from your pea brain what exactly makes her attire ‘vegan’?
I’m a carnist and even I’m not that retarded.

>>10858103
>when you respond to the wrong post and it turns out that yes, you actually are that retarded

>>10857477
Claire pls go and stay go

>>10857339
QT. I want to feed my dick down her semi-retarded throat.

>>10857696
I've never even worked in a kitchen myself, but:
>hat to keep hair out of other people's food
>pen to record recipes, keep track of inventory, etc
Hell, of everyone he's the one to have the pen because it's his job to keep track of shit like that

>>10857358
there's something very strange about her face

>>10857305
Who cares? Why is this a thread?

Wanna see Brad visibly annoyed?

facebook /bonappetitmag/videos/10159025502015367/

>>10857339
Sorry, not into mentally disabled chicks

>>10858085
>I showed you my banana answer me

>>10859412
You still get word captchas? Lucky boy.

>>10857305
I'd help her have a baby, if you know what I mean.

>>10859574
You're a midwife?

>>10859574
You're a cuckhold?

A Claire thread, thank god. I was going to go insane if this board went one more day without one.

WHAT HAPPENED!?

>>10859714
that body in denim gets me hard to be honest

>>10859714
I've got a little nub for her

>>10859714
fellas be real....big jewish titties are the best

>>10859698
brad+claire erotic fanfic when?

try2

>>10858068
Yeah because he’s “working” in a “kitchen”
lol

>>10859806
You literally see him write labels in all of his videos.

>>10859835
WOw he’s such a busy MASTER CHEF

>>10857696
Well didn't you get btfo.

>>10857797
Binging with reddit, the guy Brad mogged to death.

>>10857696
>what's with the fucking pen anyway
Cucks and elitist librul soy betas like to "read" and "write", this is how they virtual signal to each other their insane leftist dogma like "racism is bad" or "vegetables aren't part of the global (((jewish))) conspiracy to make me feel uncultured"

>>10857769
mad as fuck because he's porking Claire on the side

>>10859982
He doesn't even appreciate what he has there. Thinks she's just another hole. It's infuriating.

i would shoot ropes of cum across her gross tits.

>>10859714
Nigga she just got fat. Happens

>>10857769
>soiboi typed this post

>>10857305
>women cooking
Its like you dont even like cooking

This thread is pathetic. /ck/ is depressed.

>>10860338
>posting based mario
ayyy my nigga

>>10859714
She hit her 40s and the wall like all JAPs eventually do

>>10860452
What is it about this 40's meme that entertains you so much?

>>10857387
I did tepache yesterday

>>10860421
Even the alcoholism threads were nowhere as depressing as a bunch of losers posting their extended sexual fantasies about an ugly Z-list internet "celebrity"

>>10860472
Let us know how it turns out.

>>10860421
>>10860483
Then why are you obsessed with coming into these threads in the first place?

>>10859842
>asks what the pen is for sarcastically, assuming it has no purpose and ridiculing the guy for having it on him
>gets told the explicit purpose of the pen (labeling foods in containers, which is something done in every fucking professional kitchen)
>counters with tumblr tier rANDom CAps to show how much he doesn't care that his retarded non-argument just got blown out of his gaping asshole
kys you're selve my dude

>>10857305
probably got a boyfriend

>>10860472
Did you wash the skin? I was considering doing this but it seems to hinge on getting yourself a fresh, organic pineapple. If you wash it then it may not have enough bacteria, if it's not organic then you're fermenting pesticides.

>>10860576
Yeah, she's married. All the cute ones are taken, I kick myself every day for not being nicer to those girls when I was a kid.

>>10859806
Honestly though like I get the videos and they are interesting but do they do catering or some shit there? You see Claire or Molly in the background of some of Brad's videos but like what are they actually doing there if they aren't making a video? It's a test kitchen so it's not like they have a banquet or service to stock for>>10859842

>>10859982
>Porking a Jewish pig

>>10859930
You a faggot lol

>>10860600
They design recipes and techniques purely to publish on their website or within youtube videos. Half of them, while talented, are not trained cooks and have never worked in a kitchen, they're all bloggers\writers. It's the same trend you see in every other youtube channel but all lumped together.

>>10860464
Not a meme bro that bitch is like 45 at the youngest

>>10860626
Okay u mean Brad gets a pass he is the executive director or some shit so it makes sense being there all the time fucking around ordering shit, doing the books (he is in the office for a bunch of Claire's videos) but Molly is a fucking nobody who doesn't produce a fuckload of content why is she there hanging around
So they are like paid soccermom bloggers

frumpy

>>10860558
Because I shouldn't have to click "hide thread" every time you flood the catalog with the 100th claire post

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I dont come here all the time and I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

I have no idea who these people are.

>>10860717
Then get out and stay out

>>10857305
And that's a good thing!

>>10857769
wtf?

>>10860716
>I shouldn't have to click
Welcome to 4chan. Hide shit you don't like, or continue to act like a little bitch in threads you don't like.

>>10860742

>>10860812
Or the mods could do something about it. But they're probably getting paid under the table to promote this shit

>>10860833
seriously, who hurt you anon

>>10860812
Welcome to the real world. Either accept the fact that people have different opinions, or continue to act like a sperging little 12 year old.

>>10860833
>thinks the mods and jannies are any better than the cancerous 12 year old foreign trash that shits up these boards on a daily basis
nope

>>10860434
>>10860338
Isn't that Bruno?

>>10860833
I find it hilarious you think the /ck/ board of 4chan has enough traffic to warrant bribery. If the food posted to this board could rot, we'd all be poisoned.

>>10859806
>test kitchen
>kitchen
are people really this autistic?

>>10861735
>he films duh super cool youtube videos i lurv him so much and he looks soooo cool with the pen and the hat i really want to be him when i grow up such a cool and hip chef

>>10860742
Pregnancy makes you put on 30 kilos of fat postpartum?

>>10857769
He's right you know.

>>10858103
t. brainlet

>>10857683

>>10859714
still hot as fuck honestly

>>10860464

>>10860833
>But they're probably getting paid under the table to promote this shit
>>10860867
>Welcome to the real world.
holy shit imagine being this retarded.

>>10863855
>those arms

>>10857769
>ITT:CLAIRE'S HUSBAND IS SALTY BECAUSE WASN'T ALLOWED TO PREP BRAD THE BULL BEFORE HE WAS KEKED LAST NIGHT

>>10859714
she always had THEM KHAZAR MILKERS

>>10861828
no, it's a sperg who is obsessed with a camwhore who posts that on every board daily. It doesn't even matter what thread.

>>10858057
>I kinda want to fuck her so she better be simple minded

>>10860464
>>10860558

episode so I can make a quick little webm?

>>10863937
>that filename
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ

>>10863937
First is from the Kitkat episode when she walks to the computer, second is Lucky Charms.

>>10860582
source?
or is that just speculation you fucking faggot

>>10857305
>>10857339
They look like they're transwomen

>>10860742
Press F to pay respects for those once nice tits

>>10864071
>not wanting udders

>>10861461
I mean Burger King execs have actually mentioned this board for marketing and it's not hard to see cybermarketing attempted on this board all the time, I honestly do think Bon Appetit either posts these threads or at least lurks/posts in them especially considering they are promoting the webseries elsewhere (crossovers with that Babish faggot who is popular on Reddit and you have alot of marketing majors assuming 4chan and Reddit are the same demographic it makes sense)
That being said I could also believe it could be shitposters/obessed lonely faggots posting her unironically just as easy as it could be marketing look at how popular Jack got and he isn't nearly smart enough to promote himself here but got posted at least as much around this time last year

>>10863937
Best part of that webm walks by in the first second

>>10857696
>implying you're not 100x more of a soyboy than brad will ever be

>>10857305
Why are you fat shaming her?

>>10864086
> assuming 4chan and Reddit are the same demographic

They are, to at least some extent. I absolutely guarantee at least half the people whining about reddit on this site browse and post on it regularly, and only shitpost about reddit because lolboardculture.

>>10864583
we aren't fat shaming

we are THICCC LUSTING and COVETING HER KHAZAR MILKERS

>>10864683
>THICCC
When did you join the Bloods, anon?

>>10864696
1991, I'm O.G. as fuck son. what set you from fool?

>>10860742
Lazy cunt. I know plenty of women that had multiple kids and still look feminine. I'm glad people like this keel over by 50 cause you can tell she does nothing but sit around eating.

>>10865451
>Literally looks like a fertility statue from every single culture in earth
>not feminine

A special type of autism

>>10857696
Look, I personally think Brad is a bit of a douche, but he isn't an onionsboy.
He has a white baby boy for one thing.

>>10857340
it's not her Judaism, it's her mild fetal alcohol syndrome, note the mild epicanthal fold...

>>10857305
>women getting fat over time is a mystery
what are you, 12?

>>10859806

>guy who specializes in fermentation has to label all his jars
>LOL WHY HE HAS A PEN GUYZ
>HE NOT EVEN WERKUN

This is how you come across people online, anonymous or not, that's how people see you in real life too.

>>10865613

The woman I fell in love with was a solid 9.5/10 in high school, and almost hit a pure 10/10 in college, then she married a gook and now she's like her mom, fat and ugly with too much makeup. Dodged a real bullet and didn't even know it.

>>10858742


Like peoples attract each other, that mild autism you have probably will give you the edge over true NYChads.

>>10859714

>normal looking woman cooking
>WHAT HAPPENED

Your mother fell down the stairs one too many times while you were in the womb?

>>10864086
the success of their viral marketing must be why burger king just closed like 400 stores

>>10865646
What the fuck do you think is making those assholes buy ad-space on this shithole?

>>10859930
based