/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10956739
>>10956739
de-bone them in the store

>self serve wing bar

just put a bar next to it and its a boomers wet dream

>>10956739
If you're too poor to actually pay for something as inexpensive as grocery store deli chicken you probably need to take a step back and work out some kind of budget before it's too late.

>>10956739
Eat them at competition pace while in line and just weigh the bones

find a black person nearby and ask them how

>>10956762
dis

>>10956739
Eat them in the store and walk out.
I do this all the time with those hot cooked deli meals because you don't have to pay for them at the deli counter. They expect you to take the empty container to the register and ring it up there but fuck that.

>>10956739
Leave them in your bag when you check out, preferably one with a plastic bottom. get a second box of wings and put 3 wings in there so you buy a couple and it doesn't look too suspicious. Been doing that with safeway produce recently because fuck safeway

>>10956783
>>10956819
>>10956739
I hate people like you its like the guys that think they are so smart by ringing up self checkouts wrong.
If you guys keep stealing eventually they will just do away with all these nice things
Like shit i gotta wait at the liqour cabent for 10 mins for some minimum wage employee to come and unlock it cause u niggers cant stop stealing.

>>10956844
In fact they should segregate poor people and rich people like you niggers shouldnt be allowed to shop at my fucking grocery stores. Id pay a premium like costco member ship just so i didnt have to shop with poor people.

>>10956865
pasty ass whyte boi id knock ya teeth out . u'd never say that shit in real life so zip ya lip

>>10956739
Place the wings into you pocket, throw the box.

>>10956872
Yeah i would im not saying segregation like fucking /pol/ just poor people and guess what a fucjing person that would also have a like mind as me would never say they would fight some one. Fighting is for the poor.

>>10956844
Yeah, all that nice expensive, poor service shit at safeway. They have really turned to shit. Not to mention the mess the gas station causes.
>>10956865
My costco is lousy with mexicans and fucking hillbillies. Definitely not the ideal higher class membership shopping experience you'd expect. But they open and close an hour earlier/later so those are the best hours

>>10956739
Cover the barcode, make the beep sound yourself, put the straight into you bag. works everytime.

>>10956883
I can tell you're poor. Every word screams poverty.

>>10956883
>hey guys I'm not racist or anything but I hate poor people
Your day will come, kulak.

>>10956887
Nah im talkibg bout paying for a membership not for discounts on bulk items like cosco but like theirs a safeway and across the street a qfc or what ever same prices selection and what ever just one of them you have to pay a membership for.

>>10956895
Yeah ok never said i wasnt but didnt grow up with the mentality of stealing groceries.

>>10956899
The kulaks brought that on themselves by hoarding grain and charging exorbitant prices.

Also shit like this they have no clue or the managerial prowess to weigh what they throw in the trash at the end of the night or just leaving out the same old wings until they're sold. There isn't any way for them to differentiate what is discard and what is shrinkage

>>10956891
>beep sound yourself

>>10956931
So that makes stealing ok? Im not against stealing as a thing that hurts big buisnesses its when you steal items that are their to help us is where i have the problem its like those fags that go to peoples houses that leave a sign and candy out for Halloween and just empty the bucket into their bag expecially god damn adults.

>>10956899
>>10956910
Finally some sensible men on this board

>>10956753
>this

>>10956910
>not knowing who instated the NEP
>implying that "kulaks" weren't a state invention
>implying the holodomor was justified
>being an unironic tankie in the year of our lord 2018
This is some very poor bait my friend

>>10956992
If only the Ukranians had had bait of that quality...

>>10956992
>tankie
Only filthy anarchists use this term. You're not exempt from the gulag just because you parade around with the hammer and sickle and pretend to be a communist so you can destroy shit for no reason.

So I used to work at a Safeway deli. Most items sold by weight have a sticker that gets printed out from the scales behind the counter. They have a barcode that has the number for the item, and the price for that item at the weight you bought.

The barcode also has the UPC on it, containing that same information. You can find the digits that represent the price you should be paying pretty easily. If you use self check-out and put in the full UPC, but change the numbers representing the price to a lower one, you should be able to get away with it. Maybe scratch the label or mark it with a sharpie first so it can't be read normally.

It should ring up as the same item that you're buying. If the self-check out person comes to confirm, just say it rang up wrong, and that they should honor it because it did so.

>>10956739
You could place the box of wings on the scanner and ring up potatos or something by weight and probably pay less. When I want cash I weigh a penny as jalepanos and it charges me a cent to get cash back. Saves me about 2.99 in atm fees.

>>10956739
There used to be this bar in my town that had a self serve wing bar and the bar was AYCE if you buy a pitcher of beer for $5. They did it every Monday for football

We used to just get shitfaced and gorge ourselves on wings. It would get super rowdy because of the cheap beer and free wings

>>10956865
>He can't afford to shop at stores without poors
>Complains about poors
Hmmmm

>>10957034
>implying I would ever be seen wearing faggy communist symbols
Leninists and Stalinists deserve to be shot. Larpers get deported, at best.

>>10956751
Not likely to work.
>local supermarket has 3 soups made daily
>get container, fill with soup that has "stuff", like new england clam chowder
>get second container, use to drain out the liquid/broth to refill original container to get more of the "stuff"
>get yelled at by store manager who threatens to call the cops for my "stealing"

Tie a bunch of helium balloons to the container, that way when the cashier weighs it you'll pay only a fraction of the actual cost.

>>10956739
by not actually putting it on the scale after you enter the number or scan it. the machine waits for you to put it on the scale, it doesn't have to be there initially. hold it lightly onto the scale, wait for it to ring up and place it in your own bag on the floor and say there is no space, or cover it up. the worker will not just accuse you, because then you can complain that they called you a thief, since technically the object is in there.

t. used to run 6 of these machines and chased down thieves

>>10956865
>>10956887
The Sam's Club near me is overridden by niggers. They get a heavily discounted membership then pass the card around to their family and friends so that they can egregiously abuse samples and hang out around the food court.
The Costco is better, but it turns into a third world bazaar on the weekends. Not nearly as many nigs, but instead it's wall to wall rude Chinks, sandniggers and gooks which is tolerable but not worth the exorbitant membership fees considering I'm buying for 2.

>>10956844
how about you lay off the liquor you alcky, drink water its better for you

>>10956739
Wings are never good and the perpetuation of the lie that they are is retarded.

>>10957510
Is English your second language?

>>10957751
Cry more vegancuck

Record the beeping sound on your phone when you go shopping once, isolate it and play it every time you "scan" it.

>>10957764
Fuck you retard. First of all chicken is the worst of all the major meats. Second of all there is no meat on a fucking chicken wing. Third of all, the sauce just tastes like vinegar (piss). And you get it on your fucking hands when you eat them and then your hands smell like fucking vinegar. Wings are for the mentally retarded.

>>10957773
>First of all chicken is the worst of all the major meats.
White meat is better for you than red meat.
>Second of all there is no meat on a fucking chicken wing.
That's why you eat more than one, dipshit.
>Third of all, the sauce just tastes like vinegar (piss). And you get it on your fucking hands when you eat them and then your hands smell like fucking vinegar.
Lmao what kind of gas station wings have you eaten? If your piss smells like vinegar you need to go to a doctor and if you think piss smells like vinegar you need to go to the doctor to get your head examined because your olfactory senses are fucked up.

>>10957510
>>10957759
forreal I had to to read it over 6x

>>10957785
Red meat has iron, idiot fuck.

>>10957795
And a fuck ton more uric acid and fat. Dietary iron is a non-issue to anyone with any semblance of a modern diet, red meat or not.

>>10957798
>fat
>bad

the 1960s want their bunk studies back mom, I'm sure your grain breaded then fried chicken is better for you though

>>10957801
There are different kinds of cholesterol but the bad kind(s) still exist and can build up in arteries. You're a brainlet though, I don't expect you to understand why.

>>10957809
>he still believes dietary cholesterol effects blood cholesterol

>>10957814

>>10957818
Dude, seriously though. That shit has been debunked for over a decade. Inflammatory diets of refined carbs are what is bad for you. And guess what, the flour and corn starch coating to your shit wings is inflammatory.

>>10957822
>medical science has been deunked
Kek okay, lad. Take your meme science back to plebbit where you belong.

>>10957751

>>10957826
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/why-you-should-no-longer-worry-about-cholesterol-in-food/

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/dietary-cholesterol-does-not-matter

https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/what-should-you-eat/fats-and-cholesterol/cholesterol/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22037012

>>10957828
>wings
>literally slave food

Enjoy fluffing your bull, babydicked faggot.

>>10956739
Cure them into jerky in the store.

>>10957510
Did you really do this

>>10956739

Simplest answer would be to get all drum wings. They have more meat and less bone objectively.

>>10957822
>Breading hot wings

I like the five deleted comments from someone perpetuating misinformation getting called out, good work co/ck/s.

>>10956739
Don't act like a nigger, OP. Do you really enjoy being a nigger like that? Shameful.

Get as many wings as you can fit into a bucket, go to produce and look for cheapest per/lb item.

Use that.

>>10958649
Good goy give all your hard earned shekels to the markets

>>10957822
Mind giving me a quick rundown on how refined carbs give you any materials or methods to build lipids?

>>10958679
>I want to get your stuff without compensating you for it
hi there rabbi

this was a great thread

>>10958679
That's how it works. You exchange money for goods and services. When people just start taking without giving recompense, you have chaos. It's unsustainable. A good white society doesn't run like that.
Do you think that stuff just materializes? How simple-minded you must be to think that to take without paying has no consequence. Again, don't be a nigger. Even if you're black, you don't have to be a nigger.

>>10958737
Hehe, you fell for the jew tricks. Good goy. Can I have your foreskin?

>>10956739
select only flats. they displace less volume. next you will want to stack them in a lattice/weave pattern. bring your "please be patient" hat with you.

>>10958750
Yeah, very funny, le jew jokes except you sound like a retarded person and what you're saying has no context. Take your plebbit maymay and shove it way up inside of you, dirty nigger.

>get wings
>type in PLU number 4011
>enjoy wings at whatever the price per pound of bananas is
The person monitoring self checkout isn’t gonna look twice. They don’t give a fuck and it doesn’t look like you are stealing