/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10965001
It was a sacrifice

I do that and more every fall. What's the problem?

>>10965010
you're not livestreaming it for the kids to see

>>10965010
How's Wisconsin these days?

>>10965001
>That face
He's had practice killing and butchering......other things, already.

Four tres two uno

[Will.i.am:]
Listen up y'all 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious

[Fergie:]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo
You could see me you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons

Fergalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you were suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (muah)
That puts them boys on rock rock
And they be lining down the block
Just to watch what I got
(four tres two uno)

So delicious
(it's hot hot)
So delicious
(I put them boys on rock rock)
So delicious
(they wanna slice of what I got)
I'm fergalicious
(t-t-t-t-t-tasty tasty)

Fergalicious def—
Fergalicious def—
Fergalicious def— ["def" is echoing]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me call me Stacy (hey Stacy)
I'm the F to the E R G the I the E
And can't no other lady put it down like me

I'm fergalicious
(so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oh wee)
I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be lining down the block
Just to watch what I got
(four tres two uno)

So delicious
(it's hot hot)
So delicious
(I put them boys on rock rock)
So delicious
(they wanna slice of what I got)
I'm fergalicious
(hold hold hold hold hold up check it out)

[Vamp:]
Baby baby baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
I'll be tasty tasty
I'll be laced with lacey
It's so tasty tasty
It'll make you crazy

[Will.i.am:]
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you're tasty
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you're tasty
D to the E to the L I C I O U S
To the D to the E to the to the to the
Hit it Fergie

[Fergie:]
All the time I turn around
Brother's gather round
Always looking at me up and down
Looking at my (uh)
I just wanna say it now
I ain't trying to round up drama
Little mama I

>>10965014
And? They eat meat. Why do we have to shield our young from the natural process of butchering?

>>10965001

he's smart to do that with an african tribe. you can't outrage and be upset at blacks. it's racist if you do.

>omg he butchered an animal for food!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA YEA FUCK OFF OP!

>>10965030
If we have to explain why it's not appropriate, you should see a Psychiatrist.

>>10965001
>that fucking face
>/ck/ memeing about him running from country to country to avoid law enforcement and mingle with child sex slaves
>literally doing goat mutilation and rituals out in the open now
guys I'm starting to get scared

>>10965001
He's like that character Jake Gyllenhaal played in Nightcrawler but cranked up to 11. Why are all his face muscles constantly clenched?

>>10965092
He's very tense from constantly trying to suppress his psychopathic blood-lust.

>>10965001
[WARNING - This Video Includes Butchering a Child]

He Gave Me The PRIZED DELICACY - Bewitched Testicle With Maasai in Kenya!

>>10965010
>and more
like sex stuff?

>>10965092

Yeah bro, it's actually way better to kill the animal yourself. I was hanging with this african tribe in Kenya and those guys really gave me some perspective, you know?

>>10965014
Kids shouldn't be hanging around watching livestreams on facebook.

>>10965133
Why not?

>>10965014
A kid seeing a goat get killed is probably good for them if they're old enough to operate facebook. they should know where their food comes from and it's definitely less mentally damaging than watching suprise egg videos on youtube.

>>10965069
>Clappistanis
My grandfather made me watch how to butcher a pig and help decapitating chickens before I started elementary school

>>10965135
what fucking kid watches a livestream from this faggot on facebook?

they're too busy with their gay ass meme pages

>>10965141
>Making the muh Americans non-argument when America has more hunters per capita than any other first world nation
Kill yourself yurotrash

>>10965014
>>10965069
You should see a psychiatrist yourself.
You're being hysterical.
Death is a part of life.
Civilization does not mean departure from nature.
How can children appreciate food and life if they think it comes from the grocery store?
When animals die in a zoo, the zookeepers will perform a LIVE dissection of the animal for all to see, children included. It's highly educational.


>>10965136
>surprise egg videos
???
I don't use YouTube, what the fuck is this?

>>10965001
if you eat meat everyday, butchering your own livestock is one of those things you should at least do once in a life time, and no, fish don't count

>>10965312
What zoo does that? My local zoo has funerals for them, or send them to another zoo before they croak

>>10965001
Did he kill it humanely? If so, i dont se a problem. That said, i dont think facebook is the platform for this kind of thing (Unless it has an age rating system)

>>10965351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl7qkXbtKDM

>>10965079
Kek. Have a (You)

>>10965001
>foodie
>traveler
>fellow yellow fever man of culture
>triggers vegans with his passion for meat

I dont know about you, but he is /our guy/ as far as I care

>>10965303
>gonna git in ma truck 'n shoot me a deer
v.s.
>I have made a choice to kill this animal I have raised and cared for

>>10965312
Surprise eggs videos are videos of somebody opening surprise eggs and showing the surprise to the camera, over and over. Apparently kids go crazy for them and they make billions of views on jewtube

>>10965030
Showing animal slaughter to children too early in life is a great way to make them decide on veganism later in life, you absolute faggot. They don't yet have the emotional tools to properly process what they're seeing, and end up coming to all the wrong conclusions.

>>10965001
that's pretty cool, goat is tasty if done right, carribean style or curry.

>>10965092
Have you seen his early videos where he pulls that stupid exaggerated face after everything he eats

He even did it after having some salty water in one episode from some Asian steamer thing

I see he tries to cut it from most of his videos now since he doesn't seem to be able to stop himself from pulling the face

>>10965001
Sounds good, it's educational. I assume the goat was dispatched quickly and without trauma.
If the concern is children watching it, they should be moderated by their parents.
I'd let my kids watch it to give them context and appreciation of food.

>>10965014
>>10965069
Citybabby who's only ever seen food in its finished and packaged form detected.
It's completely normal for kids to see buchering of animals and learn about where food comes from when they grow up in the country. There's nothing wrong with it, you're just sheltered.

>>10965001
surprisingly he didnt fuck the goat twice, before and after killing it
given how absolutely insane he looks
fucking creepy luka magnotta smile

>>10965069
whos 'we', paleface?

I think he only has 3 tshirts

- I travel for food
- If it's not spicy I don't eat
- Eat more Tom Yum

my kid helped me behead goats when she was little. its meat, you got to kill it before eating it. i pressure steam mine until the meat falls from the bone, then spice with paprika, garlic, chilli, black pepper, masala and cumin. refry quickly with onions and serve like shawarma with salad and double cooked chips in flour pitta or chippati wraps.

the stock from the steam pot gets used for rice as well, and bones to dog, skin dried and tanned

>>10965069
sheltering children from the immorality of their lifestyles is basically a 20th century American practice.

>>10965001
Jesus, his neck is so tiny.

>>10967529
So he's a parasyte? Someone pull his hair to be sure.

>>10965001
>are the jews going to remove him now?
are you retarded? what he did is a jews favorite pastime.

>>10965001
>those eyes
never trust a hapa

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>>10967989
This man should not be allowed to walk freely among us.

>>10967986
>>10967989
i bet hes killed several children

Race mixing is a mistake. You get hot super model mutts at about the same rate you get single race super models. Most jut end up with gross grayish skin with the worst features of each race exaggerating each other.

>>10965028
I remember when that song came out -- that was the moment I realized western civilization wasn't going to make it.

>>10968205
super hot model mutts are a myth

there's a thousand elliot rogers for every uh.... I dont know of any hot mutts.

>>10965001
why the fuck is his titles always so fucking click baity? Since when the fuck is GOAT a "prized delicacy"??

well I guess in africa any food is a "prized delicacy"

>>10965581
>danish zoo
It would be the danes that do this kind of shit.

>>10968195
>i bet hes killed several children
Nah, probably just raped and eaten them, someone else having killed and prepared them.

>>10967983
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>>10967989
dump your folder if you have one senpai

>>10967622
He can't wear the "you only get the clock if your age is on the clock" t shirt on camera else it will be too obvious that the cooking shows are just a cover up for his real interest in child sex tourism.

>>10967647
>you got to kill it before eating it
Sadly a billion gooks would disagree. I fucking hate chinks they're not even human.

>>10965001
So?
did he eat it?
was it done as an act of violence or an act of food preparation?

motive matters faggot

>>10967513
I guess people that grow up on farms and help slaughter the animals they eat are all turning vegan!

Am i the only one who is excited every time he eats raw organs?

>>10965001
>his face
I just realized he looks like the troll face

>>10965014
there's a million worse things a kid can see on facebook than butchers work

this is being forced for just no reason, he's not funny, he's not cringey, not a normie, he's just this slightly odd one-trick-pony type of dude
he's no ja/ck/
he's no ramsay
he's surly no king of no fort
he does not sipp
he does not belong here
don't forget your roots anons
do not encourage false prophets

post the creepy smiling compilation webm

>>10970065
this

>>10965001
>will PETA go hard after him?
PETA is no good. We need to start a new, more efficient underground animal rights organization, that takes care of removing the animal abusing filth from the face of the Earth. All the fuckheads killing animals for entertainment included.

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>>10965001
i hate this faggot and his sociopath smile

>>10970749
You know, I respect him a bit more after this. He may be creepy as fuck but he's certainly not a wuss.

>>10970777
his overreacting is annoying. idk why people think he's like a sex pat. his wife and child are in all of his recent videos. him having a family is the one thing that makes him seem kind of normal

>>10970869
>idk why people think he's like a sex pat. his wife and child are in all of his recent videos
It's just a meme.
His facial reactions are kinda creepy but his vids are pretty good.

>>10969955
>he's not cringey
Really? look at his weird fucking face with his weird fucking looks, and that he goes to "authentic" places and eats in an "authentic" way (with his fucking hands) while the fucking natives are eating with a spoon or fork behind him.

anyone else get him confused with the Food Ranger guy?

>>10971011
Is Mark Wiens not the poon ranger? wtf?

>>10965001
something off about this guy
his facial features are too exaggerated, like a clown or cartoon character

>>10965069
>hundreds of thousands of years pass
>boys hunt, butcher, kill, pillage, rape with their fathers
>2018
>all boys must become traps

>>10971545
>Is Mark Wiens not the poon ranger? wtf?
Trevor James is the Food Ranger. They're buddies though.

>>10965069
>it's not appropriate
Tell that to any kid who ever grew up in a rural town. Slaughtering and butchering animals is as normal as a trip to the grocery store for chicken thighs in a big city. Grow some thicker skin, you sheltered vegan.

>>10967402
>gonna git in ma truck 'n shoot me a deer
Guess how I can tell you and nobody you know have never been hunting in Tennessee in your entire lives?

>>10967983
He looks like a top bloke

>>10969726
Sorry friend, all I got

>>10971784
>waaah muh rural culture
You need to get some thicker skin. Not literally of course you’re fat enough

So? That’s like a normal holiday weekend in half the world.

>>10965581
lmao the comments are priceless

>>10967989
das it mane

>>10971803
Imagine hunting in other states

>>10969938
cant unsee

>>10965014
Go take a look at big food website YouTube channels. Many of the videos deal with butchers and their trade, sawing open whole carcasses and messing around with offal. If their content's acceptable by social media standards, why isn't Mark's?

>>10970749
It's not so much the smile as it is the eyes. They're just cold staring orbs bulging out of his face, completely uninvolved in the rest of the facial emotion. That's what psychologists mean when they say someone isn't smiling with their eyes.

>>10965001
Why would he be you fucking wimpy retard?

The state of vegan millennials everybody. i watched the miracle of life in school and the teacher got one of the students a copy of the movie as a joke gift that year for christmas. You lot are such fucking pussies that it makes me sick. Also I hate that man's expressions.

>>10971771
they look like a cute gay couple

>>10965079
kek

>Will PETA go hard on him

You guys realize killing an animal for food is no worse than eating an animal? You either murder it or you're a paid assassin basically to eat it. Why would anyone suddenly care if he killed his meal once?

>>10965014
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>>10967513
My kids think gutting a deer is awesome, but butchering a chicken is less awesome due to the feathers getting all over. Then again, I raise my children like it is 1982.

>>10965069
This is what society unironically believes

>>10965001
WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE HAS AIDS AND CANCER WTF

>>10965122
chad veins

>>10965069
>>>/pol/

>>10969683
There's nothing wrong with educating people, especially kids, you limpwristed retarded soyboy.

>>10965001
>killed and butchered a goat
>are the jews going to remove him now?

Why? This is what they used to do anyway. Google history of 'scapegoat.'

the way this man smiles makes me think he doesnt have a soul

>>10965001
It's weird vegans don't say anything when Africans butcher animals. Are they afraid of being called racists?

>>10965001
This guy is a legitimate psychopath who is incapable of understanding human emotion. adam lanza eyes

>>10974720
When I was a kid I saw my grandma killing animals. So did she when she was a child. It was all pretty normal.

>>10965581
>lion surplus to requirements
>other zoos want to buy it
>no ve must kill ze lion
>zen ve butcher it, for ze kinder's sake
lmao oh you danes. Never change, no matter what court orders you're under

What did he mean by this?

>>10976885
The other zoos didn't want the lion.

>>10965001
>kenya

they are going to allow it because it showcases the culture and diversity of africa and POC

>>10969900
No, those kids are sociopaths. I'm not even joking. If you've spent much time around people who have been slaughtering animals since childhood, you'll know.

If we could sufficiently well replace meat from live animals with grown proteins and fats that look, taste and feel 99% the same would everyone be on board with it?

I mean, we're just after the end result of a butchering, not the act itself, right?

>>10977128
i trust lab grown meat like i trust monsanto s oy

>>10977143
Think of it as a thought experiment, they have convinced you that grown meat is as good as you think it needs to be. Would there be a need to slaughter animals after that?

>>10967983
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>>10971771
I fucking love that untrustworthy face

>>10971803
Are there any towns/cities/whatever in that image that would be at the crossroads for every map?

>>10965001
Might actually check him out now.

>>10976858
Not a vegan but I'm pretty sure most vegans have no issue with individuals killing and butchering their own meats.
The problem lies within factory farming.

>>10965112
Yep