/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Eat rat poison you stupid gook

appetitizer for health

habanero lychee prok salad

outside cold wet feels
inside small spice cream fight sweet fruit tastes

>>10980127
Those biscuits are depressing.

drink for fun feel now

willit old fashion

outside chill wet feels
insides alcohol spice tastes

>>10980136
enjoy your bowl of pig assholes

>>10980146
>>10980157
Good Lord at the faggot haters on here. Someone posts something interesting and different and EVERY little manchild millennial numale edgelord soyboy Reddit fuckface has to shit all over it. Go back to your fast food and /pol/ bait threads. FUCK YOU.

>>10980248
>manchild millennial numale edgelord soyboy Reddit
I want to agree with you but the amount of retarded buzzwords shoved into this post makes me unable to.

>>10980127
HE'S BACK
I knew the king would return someday

appetitzer now

shrimper cock tail

outside cold raw feels
insides much celery black pepper american spice tastes

>>10980256
They're not buzzwords if they apply. And they do. So feel free to agree.

>>10980248

im not really hating on OP. I just think his bowl of food looks disgusting

>>10980261
They should spread the shrimp out on the glass more. It looks kind of weird with all that empty space.

>>10980127
Oh dear.. I guess I'm happy to see you again. I've seen dinotendies threads since he was banned before I'd seen you last. Anyway, I hope you choke on that shitty dollar.

Is dollar bro really mark weins?

center meal now

big american meats

outsides flavor crust feels
insides juice fat blood meat tastes

side for american meats now

mushroom outsides soft feels
insides small acid tastes competition american meat fat tastes

long green outsides white cover feel
insides strong tastes
cream outsides fat feel like american meat

fuck off

Why you write like this? Are you mentally ill?

Fuck off with your blog posting third world nigger. sage

>>10980127
Is that a real dollar?

How fat is dollar Anon I wonder

>>10980127
Hey it's retarded shit dollar guy, whatup? I thought you finally died or something

breads for american meat

americans love breads

outsides soft dark feels
insides dark nut tastes

more drink for good feel now

old pal now

outsides chilled wet tastes
insides vermoose rye whisky camped out tastes

Red lobster cheddar biscuits senpai

>>10980363
>>10980378
Fuck off and die

>>10980381
Man, I'm tired of you keyboard warriors. You wanna talk about this one on one?

Eat your dollar

>>10980391
Fucking die

desert now

madera for sweet health finish

outsides red dry feels
insides sweet wine tastes

>>10980363
>outsides soft dark feels
>insides dark nut tastes
For some strange reason I think that could be the slogan for this site.

>>10980417
Boo hoo hoo, I'm not going anywhere. YOU leave or man up and face me.

>>10980363
CU/CK/

no tip insult to tip in japanese culture

final desert surprise now

outside cold feels
insides vanilla nut honey tastes

>>10980490
we were cocks before the new pol buzzword. lurk moar

>>10980728
Your time is long past, boomer.

>>10981037
Post more sips

I love when OP posts. So many buttblasted, poor, low IQ, flyover faggots getting uppity due to pure jealousy. I wonder if eating corn and bologna 3 times a day makes you retarded.

>>10981597
I dont see why you would “love” OPs posts though, care to explain?

How can only 2 people recognize dollar guy? There are just way to many newfags, can't wait for summer to end so these kids go back to their special ed classes. Keep posting dollar guy actually /ck/ posters like it

Honestly the only thing I find impressive about these threads is that there is someone on /ck/ that has managed to hold onto a $1 bill for 2 years without spending it. Truly astonishing.

>>10980127
I've missed you, Filthy Dollar Guy <3

>>10980261

>>10982879
I don't mind new folks on the board but I don't think they should be so eager to talk shit.

>>10980262
>They're not buzzwords if they apply

Pic related is my last meal for 7 days.

>>10980521
Side of winning??

Be funny if dollar guy is reviewbrah

>>10982961
Care to explain how that's incorrect? Or explain that you're triggered? That applies too. Clearly. :)

dinner eat now

soups for start


outsides wet warm feels
turtles soup small meat strong wine tastes
chiken soup small dark meat strong american spice tastes
crab soup salt meat sweet corn tastes

devil egg now

outsides cold soft feels
caviar sea salt tastes
shrimp small cocktail spice tastes
crab small mustard green tastes

little breads now

outsides light breads crust crunch feels
insides fluffy flour spice jam tastes

drink now

sazerac best american drink

outsides chill glass feels
insides rye spice small sweet tastes

main eat now

outsides perfect cook shrimps feels
insides light spice expensive butter fresh tastes

this thread is like those gimmicky food adverts. Im not sure if they want me to eat the food or fuck it?

>>10980321
He's literally retarded. He only posts when he can sneak away from his handler to get on the internet.

This is my favorite poster here

>>10982879
When was the first shitty dollar guy post? I feel like he has been around for years.

drinks now

sgl brl rye taste small spice tastes
toasted barrel strong tongue burn start small smoke after tastes
limited release more sweet tastes

>>10985531
Hey shitdollar how long have you been doing this?

>>10980127
I missed you dollar bill guy.

I wish you every happiness in your life.

>>10980321
/ck/ lore has it that he's actually some guy from California who can write normally, but after a string of successful threads, he made up the Asian persona for more (You)'s (only they weren't know as (You)'s back then)

icycrits

desert eat now

bread pudding sweet end

outsides soft warm fluff feels
insides lemon berry tastes

>>10985607
Have you been eating for 24 hours?

>>10985652
I've been huffing nitrous for like 36 hours

>>10985657
I like you a little better now

>>10985521
Pretty sure it was in 2014 from what it looks like in the archives, could have been earlier though?

>>10980127
Holy shit, I've waited so long for you to come back. Welcome back fren, please show us more eats someday.

>new lucky dollar thread
finally, I feel whole again

there is a general lack of uprightness and quality content thesd days here on /ck/, I apreaciate that you took your time to make a thread like this, these kind of threads have always been of my personal taste.

In other words, thank you OP.

>>10980127
My fancy ass tought those were seared scallops and I was going to comment on the lack of complementary flavors

not this blog spam again

Seafood is such a waste of money, it's disgusting.

>>10980303
why is it served like that and not on a plate?

>>10980286
what's with all the fat on this meat?

>>10982879
In the last thread before summer no one knew who hr was either.

>>10980521
220$ wtf the food looked terrible

>>10985445
Have those shrimps not been deshelled?

>>10980127

why would you want to use a fish knife with that ~bread~?

>>10987394
That's a butter spreader, not a fish knife.

>>10986367
>there is a general lack of uprightness and quality content thesd days here on /ck/
>dollar bill guy is "quality content"
t. brainlet

I thought this shitposter got driven out ages ago.
That weeb pics from Japan moron will be back again at this rate.

xiao long bao now

outsides soft wet feels
insides small meat spice tastes

west coast american better xlb than east coast american

maybe try more bao east coast for certain tastes

>>10988006
fuck those look good.

Faggot

>>10980127
Een broodje beleg.

>>10987418
>butter spreader

haha

Lasagna for lunch. OP so wealthy to have such good foods.

>>10988609
outside soft wet feels
inside cheese tomato tastes

>>10988655
Filthy dollar man...the legend of ck, has responded to my food.

>>10985795
It was at least 2013 because I lived on the complete opposite side of my house back then and can remember his posts. I'd wager 2012, maybe even 2011.

>>10980127
Good to see you back. You doing alright? Your dollar bill is looking shittier than usual.

>shitty dollar anon spends more on a single meal than I do for all my food in a month
fuck I hate being disabled. I don't know how you got your money, but enjoy your food since I cannot.

>>10988803
Just think about how his fat chink ass looks in restaurants taking pictures of a dirty dollar on his food. The waiters must cringe and spit in his food, especially because he never tips.

>>10990587
How do you know dollar poster even Asian let alone even white....?
For sure not nigger.

>>10980127
Hooray you're back, you have been missed.

Welcome back buddy, missed seeing these threads.

>>10982828
>his autism is flaring up because he cant handle the simplicity of his post
nice one newfag

but mostly.
i-is this a meme?

>>10980521
seriously what is the deal with this receipt?
is this actually some cheeky shit an expensive asian restaurant pulls?

>>10990728
He messed up and we caught his reflection in one of those shiny metal teapots asian restaurants have at their tables.

>>10992748
interestingly enough after the reflection incident is when he started laying on the thick broken english, i dont think many people realize that

>>10992748
>>10992818
Anyonr fact check this?

>>10992965
check it yourself newfag

we dont have to check things we were around to see

>>10984056
I would bully and emasculate you so unbelievably hard

>>10991244
I'd need to look at older threads to compare the dollar's serial numbers, but it's supposedly the same guy. Never bothered to check myself, though iirc there've been imitators in the past.

If this guy doesn't kill hooker in his spare time than I'm Mark Summers

>>10980127
op can you send me some money dude? Im hungry as fuck

>>10992981
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>10980127
Gah I fucking missed you, dollar bill man!