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10993966 No.10993966 [Reply] [Original]

>crack 3 eggs into a bowl
>like the fucking retard I am I knock the bowl over and all the eggs spill into the crack between the stove and wall

I am FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW. How the fuck do I even attempt to clean this shit????

>> No.10993972

Looks like you are gonna have to grow some muscles and move that stove.

>> No.10993973

Pull out the stove dumbass

>> No.10993982

>>10993966
what, do you think they build the stove into the house or apartment during construction?

move it, dummy.

>> No.10994001

If you’re worried about a gas line remember that someone had to get behind the stove, hook it up, and push the stove in so it is long enough to move the stove.

>> No.10994003

>>10993966
Try pouring bleach In there, worked for me

>> No.10994006

>>10993966
if you are too lazy to move the stove, just dump a whole container of salt in the same area.

>> No.10994015

>>10993972
>>10993973
>>10993982
>>10994001
I understand I need to move the stove but how do I clean up raw eggs efficiently? It's all over the wall, the side of the stove, and getting into the gaps on the floor between the wood panels and the walls
How do I disinfect it ?

>> No.10994019

>>10994015
The wall can't get salmonella. Use soapy water or a general cleaner, then move on.

>> No.10994035

>>10994019
There won't be any chance of smell after a while?

>> No.10994109

>>10994015
Hot water you absolute retart

>> No.10994520

This is why women should be banned from /ck/

>> No.10994590

>>10993966
they'll dry and turn to dust in a week.

>> No.10994672

>>10993966
the roaches clean up whatever mess i make, you'll be fine

>> No.10994677

>>10994015
Paper towel and general home cleaners. Unless you plan on licking the wall and the side of the stove you will be fine with a general cleaning. If you have lysol wipes that will do as well after you clean up the initial goop of eggs. Don't be so scared, unless your immunocompromised you'll be fine with even eating raw eggs unless you just that one unlucky fucker.

>> No.10994685

>>10994035
Not if you thoroughly clean it. You retarded or something?

>> No.10994693

>>10994035
There shouldn't be at all. Clean it normally like you would any other spill. The only thing I think you could run into would be getting the eggs off the floor if they are in one spot. You can use a rag and wash it afterwards as that might be easier to help get the goop up because it has something more porous to stick to.

>> No.10994698

>>10994015
Just leave it. It will dry up. The stink will be gone in less than two weeks, and over time it will just crumble to dust and be carried away by insects.

>> No.10994699

>>10994015

>disinfect

Fucking onions

>> No.10994733

>>10993966
pull out the stove and clean it.

>> No.10994750
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10994750

>>10994699
Disgusting slob normalshit, I bet your living space looks like this

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10994884

>>10993973
bump equals one like congratulations you won internets.

>> No.10995918

Shop-Vac

>> No.10995952

>>10993966

The eggs will dissolve into your walls and remineralize your house, don't worry

>> No.10995993

>>10994750
I wish I could get my place that clean.

>> No.10996033

>>10993966
Get a new kitchen with an integrated hob and oven.

>> No.10996054

>>10995993
Seriously, I'm jealous as fuck of all that walking space

>> No.10996859

>>10994015
Sop up as much as you can with paper towels
Then with hot water and dish soap wipe the area till it is no longer slimy. Rise the sponge often.
Then use winded to wipe it down and prevent a residue

>> No.10997383

>>10994699
t. Anime mug guy

>> No.10998198

>>10994015
>disinfect
the salmonella is ON the eggs not inside dummy, and only if you bought the cheapest shit cage eggs, which if you did, you frankly deserve this

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10999628

>this thread

>> No.10999829

>>10994698
only correct answer.

>> No.10999847

>>10999829
>carried away by insects
i hope you guys dont work in the food industry

>> No.10999859

>>10999847
I wouldn't call it work, know what I'm saying? Anyone know if you can file for comp if you get drunk and your dog bites off your thumb?

>> No.10999866

>>10999859
>I wouldn't call it work, know what I'm saying?
no, please explain

>> No.10999867

>>10994015
Use cold water. Not hot for eggs or semen.

>> No.10999871

>>10999859
>dog
Is that what you call the hostess?

>> No.11000085

>>10994677
Nigger