/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11015700
What game is that
Looks sweet

does anyone have the webm of a weird indian guy cooking eggs?

>>11016086
This one?

>>11016086

>>11016078
FFXV, used as inspiration for a gifrecipe

>>11016097
how does he get out without breaking any eggs?

Eggs?

>>11016113

>>11016114
Why do people love such useless gimicky stuff? Such a waste of money and ressources. Probably those dumb millenials later talk about saving the environment, while they have tons of useless crap.

>>11016169
Spoken like a true poor person.

>>11016169
That's a lot of projection and assumptions in one post. And 'millennials' basically means anybody under 40, you know that, right?

If you're going to make fun of the video you should have pointed out the soyboy eating the double egg cocks in the most sexual, feminizing way possible.

Egg?

Eggs?

Oeuf?

卵?

jajko?

>>11016097
>filename
bad job gaynon

Chicken Rounds?

I thought you faggots wanted eggs?

We've got eggs.

>>11016093


Put a big, flat stone on the fire and cook the egg??? The fuck is wrong with these people?

I'm guessing this white fag was gushing about how unique and delicious this sand egg was.

>>11016298
Don't be racist Nigel.

>>11016182
>is such a closeted fag that he sexualizes a man eating some eggs
you might want to work on your pent up self hatred and projection, anon.

>>11015214

What is the device they use to defeather them called?

>>11016258
>only "seasons" the food after it has already finished cooking
mmmm, hot bland avocado.. my fave!

>>11016182
How are they projections and assumptions? Obviously people buy thins crap, it's a waste.

>>11016364
I'm sorry you can't afford a $20 cooking utensil.

>>11016367
What the hell is this dumb thing even supposed to be?

>>11016307

Get fucked, sodomite. That fag was clearly flaming.

>>11016381
It's a service that offers curated wine selections and the unique Kuvee device provides internet connectivity for additional information on your wine.

>>11016388
>hey bro can I get some salt?
>nah man, internet is down

>>11016396
You and I have an odd relationship. I make the webms and you keep posting the same responses to them.

>>11016388
>this isnt a joke and is a real thing

what the fuck

>>11016402
oh my god and at that they wanted 150 dollars for it

>>11016149
How did he even get in there?

Ok back to eggs.

>>11016382
This

>>11016388
If it was just an app tied to a monthly wine subscription purchase, that would make a lot more sense. But noooo, they had to go for hardware.

>>11016401
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

Eggs.

>>11015214
what would it be like to throw a live one in there?

>>11016482
It would be very painful.

>>11016258
this is some soyboyshit

ENOUGH WITH THE GODDAMN EGGS

>>11016498
why the fuck is aluminium foil made out of metal? i'm glad i only use tin foil.

>>11016515
Look I might be new to this but you faggots keep posting about eggs and asking questions about eggs so I'm just posting what you want.

if anyone here has a fucking EGG folder please delete that shit right now

I come to save this thread from continuous egg posting

>>11016547
>>11016543
This is some pathetic talk. You guys can't handle your eggs?

>>11016551
Post a smoked egg webm, and I'll accept it.

>>11016382
>the closeted fag only sees what he wants
hilarious. is this why you think sexuality is a choice? because you assume everyone is making the same choice to not suck dude's dicks as you are? lol. stay mad closeted fag.

>>11016554
Smoked scotch egg?

>>11016578
Perfect.

There's eggs in this. Sorry it's not primary egg.

Is there eggs in this?

Is egg nog eggs?

>>11016109
little door infront of him under the table.

>>11016617
This feels very wrong, but I can't tell if it's trolling. Honestly if you added some egg nog to an omelette recipe and served it with some french toast it would be a great holiday breakfast.

>>11016630
I like that knife drawer.

>>11016612
all these "mmmm so delicious" gifs are the fucking same
> okay now that you've added your bacon now we need to put some large chunks of cheese everywhere
> lets get a closeup of that RUNNY EGG
> unwrap the crescent roll mixture and pile bacon anc cheese on it
> sriracha
> did i mention cheese?
> lets cut this thing in half and show you how it melted after we cooked it what a fucking surprise most cheeses melt who would have guessed

>>11016637
yumfeed is satire

>>11016645

This has eggs

Ok at this point I'm actually surprised how many egg ones I have.

>>11016650
Why couldn't they have just called this braised chicken thighs? are the majority of people so stupid that they don't know what a braise is?

>>11016650
I like the variety in the meat cuts, but I have a feeling it would work out much better if the whole chicken was deboned first. The bones can be included while cooking, but they add a certain pain-in-the-ass element to the final stew.

>>11016668
There are very few dishes that are better with the bone in at the end, and stews are not one of them.

>>11016656
That's not Wagyu, it's a hybrid with Black Angus, not nearly enough marbling. Clever concept though,.

>>11016688

>>11016672
The only recipes I know where it doesn't matter if the bone is left in is when the meat is so tender from a long, slow cook that the bone comes completely detached from the meat, so you remove the one or two bones as a formality before digging in.

>>11016695
That one is Wagyu. It looks like they're making their cuts from a Strip Roast with the fat cap trimmed off.

>>11016695
the meat looks sort of undercooked. i wont say it needs to be super fuckin well done, but that genuinely looks not very cooked

>>11016723
With a good cut of steak you're looking for just enough cooking to get the fat to melt and distribute. It's pretty common to cook steaks like that for maybe two or three minutes only.

>>11016732
This was addressed in today's Doneness Thread
>>11015049
heavy marbling sort of demands medium-rare at minimum.

>>11016739
And at a high enough heat (like deep frying) you can get that temp in a very short amount of time.

>>11016744
Not quite the same. That's a perfect way to make a bleu steak, but unless you've slowly brought up the internal temperature first the interior will not cook

>>11016750
I feel like we are very close. Is getting the fat to melt but the meat itself not changing texture "cooking"?

>>11016755
The meat does cook as it rises in temperature, but not all proteins are sensitive to all temperatures over the same length of time. Fats are relatively more sensitive.

>>11016744
is that lava or molten metal

>>11016775
Genuine New York Basalt
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLJUH4IbQVk

>>11016744
Would a molten metal heat source contaminate the meat with heavy metals?

>>11015214
does this not ruin the tenderness of her flesh?

>>11016822
Why would it? It would tenderize it more if nothing else?

read 'em and weep

>>11016851
>>11016856

can i get a quick rundown on jack?

>>11016872
That's not Jack.

>>11016170
>wifi juicer
That's fucking hilarious

>>11016170
Holy fuck I remember these things. Typical silicon valley stupidity.

>>11016898
>>11016904

>>11016851
That's disgusting

>>11016904
From the heady days of silicon valley. It would never happen post-Theranos.

>>11016872
He found a wife and you never will. He seems like absolute scum, the bottom layer of human detritus, but he has two children. You will have none. You don't deserve to know about him.

>>11016093
This is, without a doubt, the most retarded food prep method I've ever seen. I don't know how these """""people""""" have managed to stay alive long enough to reproduce.

>>11016982
hey, I still have control to all of my face muscles and both of my arms, am not overweight, nor delusional about what constitutes as "healthy food" and most importantly have not been infected by salmonella yet

>>11016986
I agree. It's so bad that it seems fake. I can think of multiple superior methods of cooking an egg with natural resources alone, and I was brought up to rely on technology.

>>11016986
>This is, without a doubt, the most retarded food prep method I've ever seen

>>11016977
Mark my words, this stupidity will come again after the next dip. The real puzzle is spotting when the peak of stupid investment behavior occurs.

>>11016999
checked and confirmed, especially after witnessing what the fuck she was trying to do

>>11017025
I guess. Although the more interesting puzzle is spotting it early in its ascent, and observing when to sell off before everyone else notices.

>>11017036
it's a hard game. I bought 100 bitcoin back in the day when it was 10 bucks piece because losing a thousand wouldn't break me. I sold it at 5k a piece, sure I could have gotten more but I was fine with getting off that ride. There's as much luck as intuition in this shit.

>>11016999
>cooking-in-london.webm

>>11016532
what even is this post

>>11016097
BASED

>>11016093
they probably all think their sand egg is something incredible only they know how to do

they probably all thought this white guy came to learn their arcane secret on how to transform an ostrich rock into an edible form

>>11016417
Are you retarded or what? They built the stall around him.

>>11016551
Wtf is his problem???who shakes while just eating boiled eggs??

>>11017844
you think he was just adopted into the eggs? He was born of an egg.

>>11017968
I do not know why he is labeled the surly king of the egg fort. He looks more unfamiliar with photography than "surly". It is like he is a man of the (egg fort) world, but still unsure if the camera will really steal his soul. You can tell he has seen a lot from his egg fort, but may still be innocent to the larger world.

>>11016986
>I don't know how these """""people""""" have managed to stay alive long enough to reproduce.
By eating sand eggs, clearly. Looks pretty awful, but I'm sure there's a lot of calories in an ostrich egg.

>>11016093
Just saw the full video, and part of me wonders if this was the old guy's idea of a prank. The white host guy was the only one I saw actually eat any of it.

>>11016247
Murrican here. Need to get me one of those. I love the full English breakfast.

>>11015214
Is the chicken ok?

>>11016093
>animal planet

>>11016451
The filename makes it.

>>11016417
Special egg shoes

>>11016532
anon are you okay?

>>11016193
These videos, for retards that get aroused by burning things, aren't even mildly amusing.

>>11017936
they're not boiled eggs, he's eating them raw with the shell

>>11016197
35 year old fag's breakfast for his American Girl doll.

>>11016206
This is one of those vids where I scream "No! Oh god, no!" internally, and then have to turn it off halfway through. The bacon was too much, I couldn't watch past that.

>>11016442
Meth

>>11018169
Seems dumb

>>11016484
4 u

>>11016679
Lmao. Dumb roastie.

Now that's what I call dinner.

>>11018304
Nope.

>>11018312
I don't really like nitrogen beers, it just tastes dulled.

I can't be the only one who finds eggs disgusting can I? I can only eat them scrambled and borderline burnt.

>>11016334
Its a barrel plucker or a drum plucker, look up whizbang plucker and you can find a bunch of videos

>>11016097
How does he get out without breaking any eggs?

>>11016170
It makes me happy when I think of all the money the investors lost.

>>11018099
Yeah it was up and walking around once the camera turned off.

>>11016986
Why don't they just roast it in the shell?

>>11018383
Eggs make me a little queasy sometimes.

>>11016093
A meal fit for some kangz.

>>11018490
They probably want to preserve the shell for water storage.
They're still retards for not at the very least pouring the egg onto those leaves they used at the end anyway.

>>11016672
>>11016668
Wouldn't the bone enchance the flavor of the stew?

>>11016401
>>11016401
its amazing that people still make michael j fox jokes. do you still make white people jokes? god i hate boomers

>>11018608

>michael j fox jokes
>white people jokes

I don't mean to judge, but he's a Jew, so it would probably have been more appropriate to ask if they still crack Holocaust jokes.

>>11018552
It works but it can't be the best way to do that.

>>11016442
What exactly do you do for a living?

>>11016093
>tfw you haven't even figured out stone tools.

>>11016093
This webm has a shot cut out of the middle where you can clearly see pots and pans hanging in the background.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJz2Tgt3jvs

>>11016097
>filename
Based

>>11016097
how out no break egg???

>>11016287

>>11016170
This engineer guy puts one into pieces and it's absolutely over-engineered. Even though it was expensive as fuck they were selling it at a huge loss. I guess they were banking on people buying subscription to their fruit filled bag scam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ
It's a pretty long video but totally worth the watch.

>>11017968
>filename
good job anon

>>11016170
Why does it need wifi?

I mean other than that it's just a Nespresso for juice. But why does it need wifi? What does that function possibly offer?

>>11016287
>edible felt pen

KILL YOURSELF LEGO-HEADED MAN

>>11019084
I've seen this webm before and I autistically fucking hate how it's called "how to cook an emu egg"

Like nah cunt, throwing that entire fucking egg into a pan that is way to fucking small for it, with not enough oil in it, fucking around with it a bunch with your garbage ass wooden utensil and throwing a bunch of random shit in it isn't "cooking". It's literally a giant waste of the egg. Might as well thrown it into the middle of the street.

>>11019107
>Why does it need wifi?
DRM for the juice packets it uses.
Plus, the target market (hipsters) love useless wifi gadgets in general.

>>11018295
Yo, that is legit

>>11019120
Best part is that's where the actual video ends, there is no pay off whatsoever

>>11019160
DUDE COCAINE LOL

>>11019170
OY VEY

>>11019199
I would totally eat that

>>11016113
>raw egg
disgusting.

>>11016149
Burnt-ass egg

>>11016149
why does he serve an inside out sandwich?

>>11016193

>>11019233
Those are some garbage tier ribs.

>>11016287
this makes me want to shoot up a sch....

>>11019241
>BBQ Sauce + Honey

Watching this made my teeth hurt

>>11019250
>chopped onions + butter

washing this made my tits hurt

>>11019261
how can you hate onions and butter?

>>11019241
>serves 1

>>11016442
At 8 seconds, he sticks his pinky into his nose. Extrapolate.

>>11017968
how does he get out without breaking any eggs???

>>11017753
I would eat that if I get to suck her dick

>>11019335
>it's about 70% pepperoni
absolutely disgusting

>>11019346
FEE FYE FOE THUMB
I SMELL THE STANK OF CUNT

>>11016420
>Molten steel in glass
DRR WHAT WILL HAPPEN????

>>11019346
The vegetarian ones are 0% pepperoni, so it balances out

>>11016679
I'll take what is center of gravity for 500 bob

>>11019346
This
Pepperoni is the worst of toppings.
Also way too much topping as well

tfw there is no point even trying to preserve the human race anymore

>>11019419
>wasting all that time and effort to produce this abomination when you could actually make delicious consomme
This is some clickbait bullshit to get shares on facebook, right? I refuse to believe anything else.

>>11019160
>scholarship credit card
Taxes well spent. Viva Chile

>>11019440
the alternative

>>11016322
lab ethanol will often have an adultrant to keep people from consuming it and avoid state alcohol taxes. hope he was sure he used absolute ethanol
>t. chemist

>>11019471
Is that like white spirit making you puke?

>>11019460
Jesus Christ. I hope this is staged somehow.

>>11019471
I don't think it was meant for consuming. Just to show the effect of ethanol on a raw egg.

>>11019250
Sauce?

>>11019488
Rick Stein goes to India or something

>>11019460
must be Peruvians

>>11019475
Ethanol comes in a few grades. Technical ethanol (usually 76%). Anhydrous ethanol (100%) usually with adulterant to get around alcohol taxes. Puriss/Absolute (100%) without adulterant but 40% of the price is taxes. Organic chemists will usually be ok with just Anhydrous ethanol as their solvent. Wealthier labs will buy absolute to ensure the adulterant doesn't mess up reactions. Biologists will use Technical diluted to 70% (70% ethanol is the perfect % for disenfection, higher does not work lower does not work). Iso-Propyl alcohol (IPA) requires 76% but is actually a good bit stronger as a disinfectant relative to ethanol. No other alcohols, including methanol, function at nearly the same level. And for obvious reason you don't want to be handling methanol without a fume hood or some degree of caution
>>11019484
Ok. Seems like the idea is to cook the egg let the alcohol vape off in an hour or so and eat the egg. But that'll leave behind any adulterant since they have a much lower vapor pressure. BPA in tetrahydrofuran is a classic example of a pain in the ass adulterant to control the formation of explosive peroxides

>>11015214
The only thing weird about this to me is how the feet are noticeably bright yellow when it's done.

>>11019505
No wait I think I'm wrong about IPA. It might be 83%...Don't depend on that. I feel like it is 76% but it seems a bit coincidental that it's the same as technical eth. Makes me think I got the numbers mixed up. IPA is higher than ethanol though for sure to act as a good disinfectant

>>11019505
>70% ethanol is the perfect % for disenfection, higher does not work

this feels counterintuitive
can you explain why whis is?

>>11019599
higher will probably still work, but at no appreciable gain over 70%, so why waste the resources?

>>11019335
wa fuckin la

>>11019757

>>11016093
>eating sand

>>11019606
>higher will probably still work, but at no appreciable gain over 70%, so why waste the resources?

That's reasonable an all, but very different from "higher does not work".

>>11019765
I once felt lazy and bought one of those pizza dough in a tube. It was the worst dough ever. Even the cheapest frozen pizza is better.

>>11019787

>>11016093
>>11019774
I've seen the original video. The guy says it's very gritty with sand but tastes ok. I'm pretty sure he was lying about the taste.

>>11019786
>oh boy these hot dogs don't have enough sodium better add some salt on them
Why do we need these dumb meme combinations of foods when they always look way worse than the originals?

>>11019813

>>11019827
Yeah fuck that. I think I've had enough of this thread for today.

>>11019599
Higher doesn't work as well for surface disinfection as it evaporates too quickly.

>>11019599
To be honest, I'm not sure. I'm not a biologist. But IIRC the reasons are actually not fully understood. It has something to do with the necessity of significant water to assist in membrane disruption as again (IIRC) ethanol functions by damaging the membrane but not via osmotic function which would have been my first guess desu.

If you're really curious I can look up some of the sources I used on my dissertation on the topic of sterilization vs disinfection I know I cited that older book somewhere, It's been years since i've given it much thought though.
>>11019606
This is an interesting topic. During my down time during my PhD I borrows a book from the library from the late 70's on methods of disinfection and sterilization (a tome of some 800 + pages) fascinating read. The data they had suggest a multi-log reduction in efficacy for ethanol concentrations +10% above or below 70%. Startling. That said disinfection is totally useless for anything that requires sterility. Disinfection is ok for a surgeon if the patient has a strong immune system capable of handling foreign non-innate pathogenic bacteria but a patient with a compromised immune system or for pathogenic bacteria sterilization is necessary and effectively impossible. A tough situation.

>>11019948
Also this is false. Evaporation rate is not the reason. A reasonable assumption though.

>>11019827
this looks like one of those things that you think will disappear fast but only a couple ends up being eaten

>>11019505

I was under the impression that distilling could not remove water from alcohol after a given percentage, something along the lines of 97 percent. Is this not the case?

>>11020130
You are correct they form an azeotrop. But azeotrops can be split with effort.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ratR1ngcWss

>>11019395
thats nickel, retard

>>11020130
I mean if you wan't to be really lazy you can just take maximum distilled and add a bunch of Anhydrous MgSO4. It's how I make anhydrous solvents and it works fine for anything that doesn't require hyper-dryness. But if you need hyper dryness you better be running stills with potassium and hydroquine and know how to avoid explosions.

>>11020140
One final correction. Don't be a retard like this guy and use 3A sieves to dry ethanol. Use 4a sieves and you wouldn't use a stirbar. And he didn't activate his sieves before use. Also don't regenerate your sieves they're cheap just throw them out. That video made me angry in an autistic way.

Just use anhydrous magnesium sulfate or azetropic distillation

>>11020082
thats cool, thanks for the answer

i used to work at a forensics institute and helped with autopsies. we used regular isopropyl alcohol as disinfectant for ourselves, but for wiping down all the equipment after the autopsy we used some kind of special enzyme-based disinfectant. when i asked why we dont just use IPA for that too, nobody really knew, but apparently it was some special hospital hygiene guideline or something like that

we also used formaldehyde, but not as disinfectant, only for preservation of parts and samples. apparently that shit is the most dangerous stuff in the whole building, people really made sure that everybody applied extra caution whenever handling the formaldehyde.

>>11016498
>30000 grit
Damn he went fucking deep

>>11020159
>formaldehyde
Yes, It's very carcinogenic. As far as the disinfectant you used. Odds are some snake-oil salesman convinced your people that his special soap would function better than IPA. I don't believe him one bit. The 100% best thing for disinfection is soap and a lot of vigorous scrubbing (1-2 minutes minimum). Sadly disinfection all your surfaces like that would be a PITA. UV works ok but the lamps weaken quickly and a lot of bacteria just don't give a shit about UV and it just makes them mutate into who-knows what nasty stuff instead of killing them.

>>11016484
based bane poster

>>11020193
>>11020159
I'm off to play videogames and continue my life as a NEET. Bacteria are a lot of fun though, I enjoyed my time studying them and novels ways to kill them on surfaces. Science though, science has become just awful. Better to be a NEET desu.

>>11016247
isnt the point of the full english to grill the tomatoes and fry the egg in the grease of the bacon for that flavour

>>11020142
Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be retarded.

>>11016905
ARE YOU SURE ITS RUNNING?!

>>11020288
It takes several minutes for it to press you one glass of juice that costs you 8 bucks. The future is here!
It was actually so ahead of it's time that it flopped horribly.

>>11016206
>so yummy
>so yumm
>so yum
>so yu
???

>>11016114
This is great, I've always wanted to deep throat my morning eggs and now I can!

>>11016114
this fleshlight is crazy

>>11020142
>>11020274
outplayed

>>11016170
>>11018975
Also they were charging $700 for that thing (and somehow still sold it at a loss).

I need to get into the "stealing money from Silicon Valley venture capitalists" business, it seems incredibly lucrative.

>>11019288
I'll try this White Boomer

>>11016851
Ok neegs...... I think I'm officially going vegetarian now. It's been a hell of a run.

>>11019288
/vomit

>>11016665
Yes

>>11020475
They later dropped the price to $400 IIRC. No one still bought it.

>>11019827
How the fuck would you get to the lower row of hotdogs withoug getting a handfull of saucc?

>>11015214
Why am I laughing so hard

>>11016258
Could easily be improved upon by adding seasoning before adding the egg, or adding a bit of feta on top

>>11016341
Well she's clearly eaten quite a lot of it so it's probably safe

>>11018552
man..we invented better technology than this almost a thousand years ago....

>>11018975
they were absolutely not selling it at a loss. that thing cost $100 to make or so.

overengineered does not imply at loss.

>>11020380
It's a fleshlight that'll burn your dick off

>>11016169
Most of the people I've seen with gimmicky kitchen accessories are middle-aged white ladies who buy them for each other as christmas gifts

>>11016367
>pending extra on a wine information tool
>drinking anything at all from Coppolla's winery
lel

>>11020366
Had a hearty kek

>>11019160
I don't even do coke and this angers me..I hope he ends up on a beheading video for that

>>11016630
dog is only good part

>>11018552
I'm no engineer, but why not create a handcrank / pin system that lifts the stone for 1/100th of the work.

If that's too advanced, a plain old pulley will do a similar job for 1/20th of the work.

>>11021051
Because automation kills jobs and is bad for the economy.

Somewhat new to /ck/ but I'm curious. Are people in this board elitists as they seem? I'm not defending any of the webms posted here mind you, some of them are horrible but I just want to know. Seems that if someone doesn't know how to make or make it in a different way people here would just criticize it instead of trying to be helpful. Have a webm to not be completely off topic

>>11021136
If someone is posting their own work and cooking most of the time people will offer fair criticism and will help. But if you're just posting a webm of some random youtube chucklefuck then yeah we're just gonna laugh at them.

>>11016695
>wagyu
>breaded and deep fried

>>11021136
sup veteran /ck/ lurker and half time poster here

its a bit of column a and column b where
column a is elitist dicks who think their job at mc donalds means they know the chef and kitchen life when it comes to running restraunts

and column b where we're home food makers and perfer to over exagerate how things are because sometimes we forget we were also those idiots who made the same mistakes in the past if it wasnt shown to us first

we're mostly pissy when it comes to people coming from other boards posting retarded shit though (see: barney & kool aid threads from last year as an example, think it came from /mlp/)

tl;dr: yes, but take salt with it.

>>11016149
Im sure that single indian has more cooking skills than 90% of /ck/

>>11019288
>>11020679
>>11020482
Red Bull will result in the milk curdling

>>11018460
ur a drum plucker, heh heh he

>>11019303
Fucking legend

>>11015700
Alright, time to get off my ass and buy ff15, and then start cooking those recipes.

>>11019813
ask your mother why she gave birth to you

>>11020948
Did you watch the video? Just the bigass CNC machined parts like that are expensive as fuck.
t. automation engineer

>>11016851
Kind of sad that there are people dumb enough to buy this.
As advertized, thats about 4.50$/lb. But you know goddamn well that has like a 23% "flavoring solution"
So now we're more like 7$/lb. For shitty scrap meat.
You could just buy a fucking regular steak for 7$/lb and it won't be loaded with all sorts of bullshit chemicals.

>>11017753
Using a spider to deep fry tarantulas.
This is some monstrous irony.

>>11019160
>psssst, thats not cocaine.

>>11016114
That looks so unappetizing. It's like a log of shit sliding out of a flesh light, holy shit lol.

>>11019233
Those dark-ass painted fingernails.
SOMEBODY sure loves renaissance fairs.

>>11019216
>bitch

>>11021686
Hopefully she's not fat and likes metal

>>11018541
You don't have to throw away the bones just because you've separated them from the meat. You put them back into the stew such that they can be easily removed at the end.
It's worlds better than having to take a fork and knife to your 'finished stew'.

>>11019233
>>11021686
That sauce is probably pretty ok but why didn't she at least salt the meat. Those ribs are going to be absolutely flavorless.

>>11016688
i would still eat it though. runny eggs are great with rice, and the tenderloin is just icing.

>>11016916
I hate people who shoot butter.

>>11019233
Dude wine lmao

>>11016193
xDxDxD

>>11021703
I've been thinkin about it, not really sure what kind of music a renaissance fair girl is into.
>My gut says Hall and Oates and that kind of shit.
But maybe dated 00's pop and or country.
Hmmmm.

>>11021710
She did salt the meat, guy. It's right there in the video.

I would have salted it more, but it says to taste, so fair enough.

I made pork backribs last week.
>brace yourselves
I marinated them in galbi for 24hrs. Cut the rack in half, then threw them in the pressure cooker.
Dumped in remaining marinade, some this and that to flavor it up good.
>yeah I said it.
Then I put them under the broiler to get a nice browning on them.
Goddamn delicious and tender. Had the last one today.

>>11016498
Superior Nippon Steel.

>>11016498
>use several actual knives in order to make this autistic carboard and tin foil knife

for what purpose

>>11021912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxlo-nvdEXY

>>11021919
P.S. Wear headphones

>>11016532

>>11016442

based says the same exact thing in every thread for years poster

>>11016532
i've been laughing at this for like 5 minutes holy fuck this is gold

>>11016287
Who the fuck likes this guy. All of my hs friends either thought he was mediocre or hated his guts. I haven't met a single person at college who likes him, and everyone i talk to online thinks he's a faggot.

>>11015214
just a bunch of rubber thingies and a plastic bucket?

>>11020380
fuck off krager

>>11016388
>Alexa, can you prepare some salt for my girlfriend and her boyfriend?

>>11016547
TOAST THE BUNS

>>11016872
That's TheWolfePit, and actual human being that makes actual content.

>>11016322
>entering via the exit
MAD MAN

>>11016388
For some reason the thought of a portable bluetooth speaker that dispenses salt is cracking me up
>hey guys I bought my speaker so we can put some music on
>anyone need salt?

>>11016660
Really is a very good system.

>>11021176
>horrendously overcooked egg
>awful low-quality white bread

Give this board some credit, it's probably more like 75-80%

>>11021629
its about the same quality meat you'd get from a food truck in philly

>>11016341
What do you think are the odds that she's mentally ill? Surely no sane person would overcook eggs to the point where they have turned completely green?

>>11021136
it's just banter. most female posters are unaware of banter and perceive it as a personal attack when in fact it's just lighthearted joking. but then rarely you will get the actual autist/retard who worked as a chef in prison and thinks they're chef john

>>11018217
Don't even know the source, but I'm assuming that's the point.

>>11016665
Yes. Absolutely. I'm in my second year of culinary school and probably 70% of my class still don't understand what braising means.

People are fucking stupid.

>>11021704
What kind of shitty stews or braised meats are you making where the meat doesn't easily pull away from the bone?

>>11016755
Can I get source on this so I can make sure I never mistakenly watch this mongoloids garbage ever again?

>>11022679
salt bae

>>11015214
I remenber my vegan cousin sending me this to show how repulsive it is, but i just find it impressive

>>11021176
>doing tricks with a basketball means you can win a real game

>>11022153
Apparently he is friends with some famous let's players (the guy with the own mask, i guess). I heard that people know him more for appearing in the videos than his actual music

>>11022756
>owl mask*

>>11016999
>filthy frank.webm

>>11016303
sleepy tight rice bear!

>>11021051
The amount of work would be the same.

>>11019303
>/ck/ fatwhale angry reply

>>11016149
How unsurlyfised

>>11016401
what arm thing homie?

>>11022589
from prison wiiiisheeeees doooot coooom

>>11017968
>>11017968
We made this nigga famous and he doesn't have a fucking clue!

>>11021853
Galbi is goat

>>11016114
I bet that guy would trade all the tube omelettes in the world to not have the mustache of a 12 year old boy.

>>11021582
>Did you watch the video? Just the bigass CNC machined parts like that are expensive as fuck.

Prototypes are expensive. Once we have everything the way we want it we send the files to china and have the parts milled in bulk. Milling aluminum isn't magic. It's so easy a 10 year old can do it.

>>11016247
I fucking hate Ladbible

>>11016170
Is this a video from The Onion?