/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11050127
The geese actually like it.

I'd rather this happen than the other way around.

>>11050135
I doubt very much that you wouldn't rather it up the keister, my dude

DON'T KID YOURSELF JIMMY. IF A COW EVER GOT THE CHANCE, IT WOULD EAT YOU AND EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT.

>>11050127
geese anatomy =/= human anatomy
Just ask a veterinarian.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc73t0_0E_w

>>11050127
Yet another thinly veiled politics thread.

>>11050127
You don’t even need to force feed to make foie gras. I don’t think it’s done at all with ducks.

>>11050127
If it tastes good i am ok with it.

Why are the goose so angry?

why would you even want to eat a liver or something else... that isn't the norm. sounds like some Hannibal shit. No point, prob tastes like trash anyway, like people actually enjoy eating snails, no, they don't it's just pretentious and stupid. Muscles / clams? those things look like vomit. scallops are pretty good though.

>>11050172
because
>>11050170
ate his kids liver. for no reason. it tastes bad actually. I've never had it, just saying that it does because it DOES taste like shit.

oh well I guess some people like eating shit.

>>11050146
It's not the same, but I also don't buy at all that the geese somehow enjoy getting force-fed. If that were really the case then you shouldn't even need to stick a tube down their throats because they'd just enjoy the food so much that they'd eat the same amount voluntarily.
There's also been documented evidence of serious bodily harm caused by this practice e.g. their esophagi getting so distended that they're almost transparent, or fatal hemorrhaging from enlarged livers.
https://web.archive.org/web/20070927081414/http://www.banfoiegras.com/Ward_stone.pdf
I think animal meat is great, but we have some responsibility at an absolute bare minimum not to unnecessarily fuck with or torture animals we're already killing for our own benefit.

If humans have the intelligence level of geese there's absolutely nothing wrong with it.

>>11050188
There are humans you could find that match that criterion.

>>11050185
this, birds are actually incredibly intelligent and affectionate This is just propganda that makes people think it's OK to do this.. it's pretty much the same thing as cutting off the fins of sharks then saying they love it while they suffocate.

>>11050127
Animals aren't people. A sensation isn't an emotion.

>>11050194
>incredibly intelligent and affectionate
They aren't you are just dumb as shit and have no emotions on your ow, being fed Hollywood movies and twitter dramas your whole life

>>11050202
birds live for up to 84 years and love each other, this is fact. are you 4?

>>11050204
Are you talking about macaws?

>>11050142
i love this

>>11050142
Kek

>>11050202
this faggot doesnt know about crows

>>11050180
Careful with that edge Johnny

>>11050202
i worked at a zoo with a bird enclosure feeding and cleaning their shit, theyre cool guys and really smart. not affectionate though

>>11050215
love birds, penguins, geese, parakeets, tucans, hawks, eagles, owls, the list goes on.

I'm not sure where this mentality came from that every animal on the planet is a moron and has no feelings just because we can shoot it or farm it. Fucking stupid.

>>11050190
Then let the geese have at them

>>11050215
I have a macaw and he's probably smarter than most humans

>>11050202
>>11050229
Honestly even if geese are retarded as fuck I still think it'd be preferable to make them comfortable and let them eat voluntarily at their own pace. Maybe being intelligent makes suffering more of an issue than being retarded would, but I can't really say I know that for sure. And I'd rather humanely kill an animal it turns out doesn't really have a capacity for suffering somehow than I would want to inhumanely torture an animal who does have a capacity for suffering.
>>11050201
>Animals aren't people. A sensation isn't an emotion.
Geese have limbic systems.

>>11050230
None of those live to be 84 or are strictly monogamous.

>>11050242
how's the annoyance/awesome ratio for owning a parrot? always wanted one but they live for fucking forever and seem to cost alot

>>11050242
You ever give him cooked salmon? I had an African grey that loved it even more than hamburger.

>>11050185
>I think animal meat is great, but we have some responsibility at an absolute bare minimum not to unnecessarily fuck with or torture animals we're already killing for our own benefit.
This is a good post. There's nothing wrong with eating meat, it's the natural order. But wild animals, even ones that toy with their prey, don't confine their prey to cages and force them into an endless breed/feed/slaughter cycle. We're already eating them, fine. But we shouldn't be mistreating them while we do it. Let them roam free, give them a quick death. Free range/grass fed has a stronger taste anyways, cruelty-free tastes better. Everyone wins.

In all fairness, I’ve only had liver and I like that. What’s foie gras like in contrast?

>>11050180
Jesus that edge is so sharp i got a paper cut while typing.

>>11050201
This might be the dumbest thing I've read all day. We are animals, just evolved to a point where we won, for now, as far as we know.

Maybe we were just dropped here to fuck around with by some other unknown creature, it's all good, but no need to undermine or underestimate anything else that's living around us.

Fuck, if you put a piece of dirt under a microscope you will literally see thousands of living organisms.

I don't know how a Brontosaurus got so fucking tall by just eating leaves.

>>11050127
>that pic
This would be better than living in (((Clown World))) that is America in current year.
>Inb4 >>>/pol/

>>11050127
I work in an ICU so I see something similar every day. Minus the geese.

>>11050127
>tfw you'll never be forced to fuck BBWs all day so they can produce milk and more cows

>>11050242
thats a pretty bird anon

>>11050274
will someone please tell me how brontosaurus got so tall by just eating leaves without first being killed, also when they popped out of their mother did all their legs break or were they in an egg or something. this is important shit.

>>11050274
>>11050316
Sauropods like Brontosaurus (which yes, is a real dinosaur) grew to their immense masses by dieting on conifers. Conifers are extremely high in protein, but very difficult to digest by most modern animals ie giraffes, elephants.

>>11050316
And yes they laid eggs.

>>11050337
yeah but where did all the conifers come from and where did they go

>>11050340
oh shit, also was their like a manlet brontosaurus like if you wern't 50 feet tall, but instead 48 feet, you would get bullied?

>>11050340
where did they come from cotton eye joe?

>>11050127
the fact is factory farming is going to happen no matter how many vegans wanna switch 'teams' and try to lessen the damage. Humans will continue to fuck and populate without care calling for more and more meat. And until a miracle (maybe lab grown meat does manage to get mass produced with incredible efficiency or something.) happens the cycle WILL continue. Humans love the path of least resistance and will keep propping up these mass animal production farms.
So yeah visual feel bads equaling animals to humans is retarded. We are nature for better or worse.

>>11050363
what if when a human died and willed to be creamated they just recycled them into burgers?

>>11050175
I'd agree that snails are disgusting, even though I've eaten them a few times, but liver? Really?

>>11050142

>>11050127
apex predator, bitch

>>11050127
We are smarter than geese therefore we do what we want to them, if the geese want to do something about it maybe they should develop technology and weapons and start a revolution.

>>11050175
Humans have been eating liver of animals since the dawn of humanity, its the most dense form of nutrients in the body. All animals go for the organs first after a kill, the flesh is secondary.

>>11050436
yeah tell me how a small duck liver is more healthier than a head of lettuce then get back to me dr spock

>>11050432
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot. Geese are the toughest animals that you can experience in a city with the only exception being cities in the Arctic circle where Polar Bears sometimes intrude. And even then, Geese will often fight the Bears away from 'their territory'.

Geese are fighting machines well adapted to life among humans. Think about it - Geese have evolved in canals and public parks. Canals and parks are often the most dangerous places in cities because they are dark at night. People get raped, mugged and killed in parks all the time. When was the last time a Goose was raped and killed in a public park or along a canal? Never, because Geese are stronger than pretty much any human they encounter.

And yes. Geese wings are like batons. Worse in fact because Batons cannot fly away after destroying you and leaving you for dead. Geese can also spread deadly bird rabies as well as other tropical diseases, such as Duckworm, Foie Gras Fever, Feathered Chlamydia, Pond Plague, Tinned Goose Botulism, Whooping Honk and many more. Many people die to these diseases every year because of the birds KNOWING they can kill humans they dislike.

Geese own cities. Pigeons are forced out of Goose habitats because they cannot compete, and neither can humans. I'd rather be savaged by a pitbull than a Goose, easily.

>>11050127
Looks like a bad ending at a hentai game
I would fap to this tbqh

>>11050229
Depends on the bird, if you own one lovebird he'll literally love you like a mate

>>11050127
And that's why the top of the food chain is soo comfy

>>11050127
It would be OK for me if a goose would feed me that way, but not with pepperoni pizza, because that is kids food.

>wh*toids
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>11050127
animals aren't people.and we have no moral obligation to them. they exist or not by our will alone.

>>11050651
Why don't we have a moral obligation to them? Most religions give us a moral obligation to animals. Just a coincidence, I suppose. Nothing to do with a base system of human ethics.

>>11050267
foie gras is delicious meat butter. smooth, creamy and not bitter.

>>11050655
why would we? they have no moral agency and do not participate in the human moral marketplace.

>>11050655
>Why don't we have a moral obligation to them?
We do, that's why animal cruelty laws and conservation laws exist. Don't listen to edgelord mcfourteen year old there.

>>11050660
That's why. Leaders are subservient to their underlings. That's what they're for. Why else do you think they exist? For their own gratification? That is inherently moronic. If you think so, you're less than the most single cellular organism.

>>11050664
wat. English please. there wasn't a single cogent thought in there.

>>11050678
For you. KYS, BTW.

>>11050662
those laws exist because of appeal to emotion, and the people who fall for. there is no real need for any of it. why is animal cruelty bad? give me a reason not based on triggered emphatic response.

>>11050127
ducks don't have teeth so they can't chew human meat, so this is useless

>>11050679
still not any intelligent thought or explanation of your reasoning if there is any.

>>11050687
It is so uncomplicated that it doesn't need any. I used very simple words. Leaders exist for the benefit of the people below them. That is what a leader is for.

OK, for complete retards. Boss do good for dumbs. Boss help dumbs do good. Boss feel joy when dumbs feel good. Boss do good job when dumbs is helped. That's why boss is boss. Boss smart is for dumb good. Boss smart is not to use dumbs for boss own good.

>>11050142
/thread

>>11050698
Boss smart is not to use dumbs for boss own good.
>you actually believe this.
like I said, no cogent thought.
boss is boss because dumb can't be, boss is better and free to exploit dumb as appropriate. fodder is fodder.

>>11050681
You do realize that you're only parading that you're ruled by your emotions to the extent of believing that they're objective fact, right?

>>11050185
>but I also don't buy at all that the geese somehow enjoy getting force-fed
They can't experience the same kind of enjoyment humans do.

>>11050202
This. Getting fed is basic animal's instinct on one of the few things they ever care about. They don't have some overcomplicated culture built around it.
>wtf?
>i'm fed, cool
That's the entirety of "thinking" process of a """"tortured"""" force-fed goose.

>>11050709
Uh huh. People like you are just going to die. We don't need you. Sorry. You're a minority and we have no use for you. That's how it works.

>wahhh why dont we treat non-humans as humans?
>wahhh why cant I marry a dog and fuck it?
Makes you think. They're fucking animals holy shit if you're going to care about something at least give a damn about other human beings being slave abused and sex trafficked around the world before you give a shit about animals holy fuck

>>11050722
Why do you think it's only possible to care about one thing at a time? That's borderline psychopathic.

>>11050724
Please tell me what actions you're performing for anything right now, anonymous poster on 4chan.