/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11049954
>add wine and cream to a stew thats acidic and thick
why

>>11049954
It's not your fault, it's your parents who are fucked up.

you're all dumbasses

How the fuck could it burn on medium heat when it was thin and watery enough for you to want to reduce it?

it's not your fault, you were only five

>be me
stopped reading there

>>11050051
I stopped reading at "like this?"

>>11049954
hey dumbass cream and wine are acidic.

...poor
...based

....frogposter

>>11050037
>How the fuck could it burn on medium heat when it was thin and watery enough for you to want to reduce it?
i don't know how it burned, but the chunks in the stew just stuck to the bottom and burned
>>11050067
>hey dumbass cream and wine are acidic.
the stew was super thick and acidic when i saw it, the cream thinned the stew and neutralized the acidic tomato taste. the wine was just tasty

>>11050099
I want to make fun of you but I dont think its funny to laugh at the mentally handicapped

>>11049954
Your dad shouldn't beat your mom but your mom shouldn't act like a fucking child. Both of your parents are abusive and I'd argue your mom moreso.

>>11049954
Moral of the story, it is paramount you don't leave burners unattended. Fire safety 101.
And, you would have caught the monstrosity burning if you had never left the kitchen.

Cream and dairy scalds at the bottom, that's the lesson you didn't learn. When I add sour cream to a beef paprikash, it's stirred in off the heat at the end, just before serving because it can curdle and yes, also cause chunks to burn on the bottom, but there is warning, if you were there stirring it. You can also swirl it on top, or dollop it on the side, and let the diner combine it or dip into that with each bite.

You experimented with food that was likely expensive to your household budget, took hours to prep, and without a backup plan. What a waste.

that's tragic but who are you quoting

>>11051127
people are happier when they don't plan everything. thinking too much makes you feel like it's a chore, a job, not a recreational activity

>>11051160
>that's tragic but who are you quoting

>>11051160
>>11051269
shouldn't that be "whom"?

>Leaving food on the burner unattended
That's where you fucked up OP. I hope in the 8 years since then youve learned not to be an incompetent idiot who can't understand the absolute basics of cooking. That being said i hope your situation is better than it was at that point and i hope you've learned from your mistake.

kill dad

>made a perfect chicken soup from left over roast chicken
>this soup is THICC
>more chicken in it than water
>cooked over the course of 8 or so hours
>stirred every 10-15 minutes
>This soup was my baby
>Something comes up and I have to run out for a few hours
>ask grandmother to stir every so often and add a few cups of water if it gets dry
>set it on low and leave
>come back later
>grandmother is scooping chunks of burnt chicken and stuff out of the soup
>"oh sorry I fell asleep and didn't add any water"

I have never wanted to slaughter an old woman more than then. The worst part is she insisted on eating it still and told me it tasted bad and was too spicy.

That's what you get for being a retard.

>>11052004
fucking whore

>>11052004
Put her in a state nursing home where she can get her fill of blackened food.

>>11049954

>>11052304
>Hehe racism so funny guys xD

>>11052582
>Niggers r peepl 2 guise DX

>>11049954
If my wife ever ruined dinner I would try to make her feel better, not worse. Just remember what you wish happened when you have a family.

I'm sorry you had a rough childhood. Just remember it's not your fault

>>11052582
are you going to every thread to bitch about people using the word nigger?
cry more bitch nigger

>>11053778>>11053502
*snap*

>>11053822
*lip smacks in your path*

>>11053502
>>11053778
Enjoy ban

>>11053836
>MOOOOOOODDDSSS!!!
>ANON IS BEING MEAN TO ME!!

>>11054025
Didn't you know that /ck/ is a safespace for social justice warriors?

>>11052004
that's your fault. did it need longer cooking? no. don't impose gratuitous work on other people

>>11052004
Grandma is a bitch but also I hate when people start something and leave it for others to finish

>>11050954
what was she going to do?
serve ruined stew for dinner... come on man, it was a lose lose LOSE scenario

heh

Ghj

this belongs in /b/ you fucking retard

>>11051127
Based logical hardass poster BTFO'd OP.

>>11053527
How does this "ruining dinner" meme actually happen? The last catastrophic dinner threatening event I had was making my pasta dough too soft to be suitable for raviolini. When It started gumming up the raviolini rollers I simply stopped and made the dough into linguine instead and used the filling in a quick sauce.

How can you be so inept as to start fucking up and then just continue fucking up until it's completely fucked instead of just stopping the cause of the fuck up at first chance?

>>11050954
Why? Because she panicked about having an abusive husband about to arrive home with dinner ruined?

Oh, wait. I get it. It's because you hate women.