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Any of you guys ever just eat mayonnaise sandwiches? Like literally just mayo on two slices of bread and slap those boys together and eat it?

>pic related, my favorite mayo

>> No.11050205

You ever think about suicide and doing it tonight

>> No.11050208

>just mayo
It’s at least gotta have some tomato slices.

>> No.11050211
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>>11050203
No, but when I make a grilled cheese, I use dukes Mayo instead of butter. Shit is cash, lad. Mayo is the best. Fuck normies who hate on it.

>> No.11050214

>>11050211
You’re a absolute fucking truth teller

>> No.11050223

>>11050205
Nah mang I'm pretty good right now, I just had a sandwich

>>11050208
I mean that's good too but I still like it with just the mayo

>>11050211
That sounds amazing actually, they're just missing out though b

>> No.11050236

>>11050203
That's called being poor

>> No.11050240

>>11050236
I may be poor but at least it tastes good

>> No.11050250
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>>11050236
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KkyXibLwCN

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>>11050208
Oh. Were you by any chance talking about my ethical, superior product Just Mayo?
Just for all.

>> No.11051322

>>11051142
>just mayo
How the hell can they call this just mayo if there are no eggs in it? Eggs make mayo. The actual state of vegans.

>> No.11051334

>>11050203
My grandmother makes an abomination of a banana sandwich. A thick layer of mayo and half a bananas worth of slices. I tried it once and gagged, and I love mayo.

>> No.11051340

>>11050203
No. I went for years without eating mayo because I didn't want to clean an extra knife. It tasted bad to me after going without it for years. I got over it though. Mayo is cool.

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>>11050203
Yeah when I'm broke, or too intoxicated to make myself anything better. It's a desperation snack. "I'm fuckin hungry but want something savory and there's nothing but condiments in my fridge" kinda snack.

Bring back al/ck/.

>> No.11051348

>>11051322
>waaaaah stop culturally appropriating my eggies!!!

Cringe

>> No.11051356

>>11050203
thats my favorite mayo too, add a little ketup for some more flavor. it ios a little tart but thats why i like it

>> No.11051517

>>11050203
This is disgusting and i like mayo

>> No.11051578

>>11050203
What's the difference between mayonnaise and semen ?

>> No.11051584

>>11051578
I keep one in the fridge and the other inside your family.

>> No.11051586

sometimes if i make really nice fresh mayo, especially if it's mayo variant like caesar salad dressing or tartare sauce or something and i also have really nice bread then i'll dip the bread in the mayo

so yeah, sort of. it's basically the same thing?

>> No.11051597

>>11051584
My family doesn't have mayonnaise inside them. But good for you with keeping that semen in your "fridge."

>> No.11051744

>>11051578
Human beings are bred with semen
You were bred with mayo

>> No.11051766

>>11050203
Fuxking right I do, but only with shitty wonderbread.

>> No.11051870

I did when I was a preadolescent brat. A friend of mine turned me onto it. Single slice of wonder bread with a thick glop of mayonaisse folded in half. Nowadays I eat that southern wh*tetrash staple the mayonaisse tomato sandwich when they're at the peak of freshness like right now. Dukes mayo of course.