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11074632 No.11074632 [Reply] [Original]

>boyfriend said he made salsa
>it's just diced cilantro and onion mixed with Tapatio hot sauce and lime juice

>> No.11074634

>>11074632
Kill him

>> No.11074636

I'd eat it.

>> No.11074641 [DELETED] 

OP clearly made that for OC bait. 3/10.

>> No.11074647

>>11074632
Are you only just learning he's a retard in the kitchen? How can you go out with someone and not be aware of that straight away. I treat people who can't make basic things in the kitchen as if they have a learning disability because something must have gone wrong in your childhood to fail at this very basic skill

>> No.11074651

>>11074647

It's not like we have salsa very often so I would have no idea how lazy he is with everything until I see him make every dish he knows how to make.

>> No.11074665

>>11074651
Not really, you should be able to judge an ineptitude through a few things. If he sucks at simple recipes that are just cutting ingredients then you can assume he's bad at all cooking. It's about more than just the salsa

>> No.11074666

>>11074665
>It's about more than just the salsa

If I had a dollar for every time I said this.

>> No.11074718
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11074718

>can be bothered to chop onions but not tomato

>> No.11074721

>>11074632
Sounds fine
That's a Large Dice though

>> No.11075019

>>11074632
literally what is wrong with this

>> No.11075027

>>11074665
Yeah, it's also about some weird deepseated issues that you really need to see someone about.

>> No.11075565

>>11074632
>boyfriend
niggah you gay

>> No.11075574
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11075574

sounds like a good sauce to cook with potatoes

>> No.11075578

>>11074632
That's some big chunks of onion

>> No.11075582
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>>11075574

>> No.11075584

>>11075565
>he still hasn't taken the rainbowpill
I'm sure that girl will respect you and understand you and make you feel complete and always tell you clearly what she thinks

>> No.11075606

>>11074632
>tapatio sauce
thats where he fucked up

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>>11075584
>girl will respect you and understand you and make you feel complete and always tell you clearly what she thinks
>always tell you clearly what she thinks
>always tell you clearly what she thinks
>always tell you clearly what she thinks
>always tell you clearly what she thinks

>> No.11075612

>>11075584
the real redpill is the gaypill

>> No.11075623

>>11075607
thatisthejoke.jpg

congrats, anon. you figured it out.

>> No.11075632

>>11074632
Sounds like he made a half assed attempt at pico de gallo