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11075902 No.11075902 [Reply] [Original]

>i'll have a pepperoni pizza please.
>i'm sorry sir, but only children are allowed to order from the kid's menu.

>> No.11075911

>>11075902
based

>> No.11075924

>>11075911
Redpilled.

>> No.11075928

If only. Do you think there would be fewer retarts in this world if we cut off their food supply?

>> No.11075930

>>11075911
>>11075924
>>11075902
Cringe and fedora-pilled

>> No.11075937

>>11075902
>the virgin waiter
>the chad patron

>> No.11075948

>>11075902
*flips table*
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ADULT RESTAURANT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HAVING KIDS IN HERE?

>> No.11075954

>>11075902
Ok ill take my money elsewhere, enjoy the shitty yelp review.

>> No.11075957
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>>11075954
>he posts on yelp

>> No.11075988
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11075988

STPO POSTING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK

>> No.11075992

>>11075948
THIS RESTUARANT HAS NO BASEMENT SIR, SIR WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO LEAVE. SECURITY!

>> No.11075995
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>>11075957
>He doesnt review his dining experience to inform other potential customers about the establishment. It helps good restaurants stay in business and close bad businesses, bettering everyones dining experience.

>> No.11076001

>>11075995
>he thinks yelp is anything more than a blackmail machine for internet mobs to extort money from desperate cucks who fell for the "start a small business meme"

>> No.11076008

>>11076001
Small businesses profit greatly off of yelp reviews, chain restaurants are in the shitter financially. You wont have any olive garden, red lobster or applebees in a few years in part thanks to yelp pre-screening small buisness restaurants for normie/boomer consumers.

>> No.11076009

>>11076001
this but if you go to restaurant to eat you deserve to be gassed anyway

>> No.11076025

>>11076008
>he thinks this is reality
reviews, like all crowd-sourced content are bought and paid for, there is an entire industry for paying pennies for people in third world countries to write reviews with fake local social media accounts. if you trust anything you read in a "comment" or "review" section you are a moron.

>> No.11076030

>>11076008
if you dont believe me just google "buy yelp reviews"

>> No.11076034

>>11076030
>>11076025
Alternatively look up any chinese restaurant.

>> No.11076039

>>11075902
I'll have one with anchovies, capers and black olives please. and a peperoni for my mentally challenged cousin

>> No.11076050
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11076050

all these manchilds up in here defending children's food
did you go to chuckie cheese today honey? did you have fun sweatie?

>> No.11076058

>>11075937
Real chads don't use hair products

>> No.11076060

>>11076001
2 out of 3 small businesses fail within the first few years. Remember this stat before you do that to yourself. Also remember that you'll be working quite literally 24/7

>> No.11076828

bump