/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Asstraunts when?

>>11087634
How old are you?

>>11087647
I was born yesterday. I'm also 6 pounds and 2 ounces. btw I have a micropeepee.

>>11087634
still dont believe in the browning of america?

>>11087645
Transgenderaunts

>>11087634
>charging 3x the price for McDonald's-tier food because some titty-slut pretending to be your friend tries to talk to you
fuck off cunt, i just want to eat, drink beer and talk to my friends.

>>11087634
Ass is hometown, of course they failed

If you want to capture millennial hearts, make a restaurant that features tables with cubicles that you can put up or take down depending on how many people are in a party
$30/hour for netflix/hulu access

>>11087721
>only brown people like butts
why are you so wrong?

>>11087634
>we let tens of millions of ass loving mexicans in
>ree millennials

>>11087738

>>11087742
>iowa
>utah
>the dakotas
>not dumbfuckistan
What did he mean by this

>>11087755
Utah is superior to every other state

>>11087755
i meant there not a part of dumbassfuckistan

>>11087645

I don't need any more blacks or hispanics touching my food than need be.

>>11087721
>Iceland

>>11087634
Big titty waitresses are the last thing I want to see if I'm trying to enjoy a meal
I didn't order the spaghetti

>>11087732
Pretty much this. The entire concept of Hooters is sad and the idea of anyone actually being interested in going is kind of pathetic to me. At least a strip club you can actually see tits if you want to.

>>11087645

Tooters

>>11087782
to be fair icelandic women are very flat

>>11087645
isn't hooters already an asstaurant too? they wear hot pants and shiny tights

>>11087817
>Pooters

>>11087634
Why would I pay good money for mediocre food and some tig ol bitties when I can buy a 2$ big mac and jack it at home

>>11087823
>boobers 'n' tooters

>>11087825
tits arent even that big just more perky than the average moms
i dont consider D cups big

>>11087645
how bout a coffee shop where the baristas have big butts
>yes i'll have a large brapaccino

>>11087634

The problem is that actual beast fans literally don't consider anything beneath M cups worth looking twice and 3DPD just can't keep up

>>11087634
Millennials don't go to restaurants of any sort very much. Not sure why boomers are having such a hard time understanding this. Nobody feels like leaving home because we have the internet and a bunch of effortless delivery options.

>>11087742
I live in New Hampshire and the farther south you go, the stupider people get. Coincidentally, there are exponentially more hispanics and blacks in southern new hampshire than northern new hampshire.

>>11087634
I feel a little bit sad about this because my parents spent the year leading up to having me hanging out in the original Hooters, before it was a chain... and then when I got into my 20s, this was my number one source for consistently getting laid.

It's gonna die off soon, and I will miss my buffalo shrimp and free pussy.

>>11087856
This. Hooters should add a delivery service with hot ass drivers if they want to stay competitive.

>>11087645

>>11087721
based north korea

>>11087721
>Brazil liking boobs over butts
what?

>>11087763
Name a single noteworthy restaurant or dining establishment of value that originated in Utah

>>11088063
I've noticed Hooters is on Uber Eats, and it does seem kind of weird since their whole gimmick is the waitresses. It's almost like wanting to get food delivered from Disney Land, where yes, they have food, but who would decide to try to get the food from Disney Land without the actual trip to Disney Land that normally goes along with it?

>>11088063
Not to mention that would probably be mildly embarrassing to have to deal with the Uber driver who knows you're the weirdo who just ordered food delivery from a Hooters for some reason.

>>11087634
Demographic shift due to influx of "refugees" and expansion of the already present nog population shifts preference from divine boobs to subhuman ass worship. Sad but true.

>>11088088
Dat aint Brazil my nigga

>>11088088
That's Argentina

>>11087782
It's pronounced "Assland".

>>11087634
Those darn millennials! They make me so mad! Why can’t they just do everything the same we we boomers do?!

>>11088103
Buffalo. Shrimp.

Really though, their wings and curly fries are pretty decent. The women haven't been attractive or provocative there in years.

>>11087742
>minorities
>but also somehow the majority
pick a lane

>>11087721
why are wh*tes and asians such cucks?

>>11087645
THICCTHIGHSTRAUNTS PLEASE UUUUGGGHHH

>>11087634
Why don't they show boobs if they want people to be interested in boobs? I've never been to hooters but that's because the girls I know that have worked there said the titties never come out. If I walked into a place called "Balls" and all the motto wasn't "Snacks out sacks out" I'd leave without ever spending money.

>>11087823
Eroquis used that name in a doujin

>>11087645
Really, hooters fulfills this too. And legs. The uniform redesign that got rid of the slouch socks was specifically to show off legs better.

>>11087634
I've never seen the point of hooters or strip clubs that serve food. I don't really want a boner while I'm eating.

>>11087763
Yes, because everybody loves mormons

Boobs aren’t a sexual body part but the ass is. You like cleavage because it reminds of ass.

Also hooters is shit food and the fake attention from obviously desperate girls just feels sad.

>>11088162
Whites and Asians are into true femininity with their love of breasts and blacks and browns are into ass because of their latent homosexuality that they try to keep on the "down low"

There's more testosterone in a black woman than a roidrager

>>11087842
KEK

All the females that work in these places have that same look in their eyes that they failed at life.

>>11087645
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh......
Coke and Brapper special, extra brapps on my face please.

>>11088063
Gotta use that Umemaro-style delivery

>>11088423
absolute W R O N G
boobs are sexual body parts, if they aren't you're a homo, even straight women like looking at boobs

>>11087634
Why aren't there any restaurants where the waitresses are bare foot?

>>11088473
the fact that whites and asians, the most beta and low test of all races, prefer boobs over ass just proves how wrong you boob lovers really are

boobs are for BABIES
ass is for MEN

it isn't the boobs, it's the shitty food

>>11087645
THIS MAN IS ONTO SOMETHING

>>11088489
>run the entire world
>beta

>>11088489
I bet you jerk it to pictures of 7 foot tall muscle girls too you freak

>>11088225

/thread

>tfw no brappstaurant where sniffing is not only allowed but encouraged

>>11088497
Are Jews high-test?

>>11088516
they have lots of body hair and big dicks so probably

>>11087721
>make up less than a fifth of U.S.
>somehow dominating porn searches

>>11088219
Legs are the most important thing.

Thicc is the weirdest meme to ever exist.

>>11087721
based norks

>>11087634
Yeah it's gonna take more than a bit of cleavage to impress a generation of people who started watching porn daily before they could even get hard.

>>11088057
You get laid at Hooters?

>>11087721
As a white man, clearly ass is superior. I can deal with little boobs with decent ass, but boobs and no ass? No deelio.

>>11088115
>wh*te people liking boobs over butts
Typical

>>11088893
>As a white man, clearly ass is superior.
Did you not look at the pic

>>11087645

>>11088903
I looked at it, what's your point?

>>11088909
You're a reverse oreo is my point

>>11088919
He posted a Steven Universe reaction image therefore he's just gay

>>11087634
no, them being forced to hire sheboons and fatties is though

>>11088919
>>11088929

Alright anon, whatever makes you sleep at night.

>>11088154
There are no white americans, creature.

>>11087634
>We are losing our customer base
>Millenials aren't interested in our products
>Therefore it's the fault of Millennials we are doing poorly
>It's not our fault we refuse to change and cater to our new demographics
>Let's just insult them, that'll work

>>11089033
Why are you so offended, you sound like a thin skinned zoomer

I can watch porn on my refrigerator, why the fuck would I want to waste my evening eating shitty food while surrounded by catty, flabby white women wearing a uniform that would barely have been titillating in 1973.

>>11089033
hooters didn't write the article, anon

Why go to Hooters where you'll only meet girls that are paid to like you when you can go to another better food establishment and meet a girl that isn't a food industry prostitute.

>go to hooter’s
>waitresses won’t look you in the eye or stay at your table longer than 5 seconds at a time, practically running away from customers at every chance they can get
>their tits werent even that big, necklines were pretty high too
they can go bankrupt for all i care

>>11087634
Hooters should rebrand itself as a maid cafe. No one wants to be touched by a slut who dresses like a sex symbol from a 70s tv show and talks like a valley girl. But a cute virgin in a big, frilly skirt who talks like a five year old? People would line up for that.

Not surpised, never been to one but the concept of "muh beer muh boobs" is peak boomerism. Both are good but who cares about some half naked waitress you cant even touch? Boomers are an easily impressionable bunch for sure

>>11087634
Millennials are into boobs, we would just rather watch porn online and rub one out instead of paying money to go out and get publicly cucked at Hooters.
I used to work at one, the only reason these places exist is to funnel betabux into the pockets of Jews. The only people who go here are boomer simps and white trash angry 20 year olds with backward hats who never figured out that the internet exists.

>>11087721
based mongolia

>>11089118

>>11089126
Back in the day you wouldn't go to jail for touching them. Then snowflake millennials ruined things.

>>11089165
This, we have ruined women by not groping and hollering at them publicly all the time.

>>11089165
But it's boomer women who did that

>>11089183
Boomer women made it socially unacceptable. Millennial "women" made it a capital crime. Hooters was our safe space where the waitresses put up with it because that's what they were paid to do. Then snowflake millennials ruined things.

>>11089183
boomer women cause the teaching your kids they were molested by their exes for full custody/child support thing, don't think they caused every man in public is literally raping you syndrome. super odd that the modern female promotes planned parenthood/abortions but will also say that a pap smear is the most painful thing in the world and is tantamount to rape. don't know how that came about.

>>11087721
>the only first world country that likes ass over boobs is america
>""first world""

Also the boobs vs ass thing is the absolute dumbest meme on the internet.
Why the fuck wouldn't I just want a woman with both?

>>11089194
You're a fucking idiot

I went to hooters once in my life and it sucked.
>waitresses constantly jumping between tables never spending more than a minute at each
>Anytime you looked at the tits you got an angry glare in return, like they didn't fucking know that was the whole point of the restaurant
>Food was total garbage. Literally applebee's tier.
The whole place had an uncomfortable air to it.
Let them go out of business who cares.
Also legs>ass>armpits>tits>>>feet

>>11089277
>feet at the bottom of the tier list

>>11087634
Is the bottom of that owl supposed to look like a hand?

>>11088057
GTFO, Grandchad!

>worshipping the anus

I want assfags to leave

>>11089365
This.
Breasts feed the babies, but what does a asshole do for humanity.... nothing! Unless you're a gay!

>>11089375
Holy fuck you are autistic.
When people say ass they aren't literally talking about the asshole. They mean the lower carriage of a women, thighs, ass, hips, et cetera.

>>11089165
*siiiiiiip*
Ahhhh, sexual harrasment. Now THAT was a pastime

>>11089382
>touching someone is "sexual harrassment"
this is the reason we lost our souls. You want us to live in an autistic nightmare.

>>11087763
How so? I live in Utah, and I disagree

>>11089384
Drunkenly flirting and touching some half naked girl with your disgusting greasy chicken wing hands would be considered harrassing by most sane people, you filthy creepy boomeroid

>>11089384
Look at r/twoxchromosomes when it come to pap smears. It's a normal doctor's visit/check up. Yeah it sucks to have a doctor do that, dentist visits suck too, but the amount of women that have unpleasant PTSD/rape experiences getting their annual check up is astounding. They no longer view doctors as professionals, it's all abuse and rape.

>>11089407
Don't take that so seriously. Reddit isn't like here, where we discuss serious issues in earnest. Reddit is just for lulz.

>>11089413
normies are the majority

>>11089403
They knew what they were in for when they took the job, you stupid fucking zoomer.

>work at hooters as a food dispensing sex object
>expect to not be treated as a sex object

My sides.

>>11087755
I believe des moines is frequently listed as the best city to live in .

>>11089435
>des moines

which one?

>>11089439
ia, for young adults its ranked #1 in the country. Low cost of living, growing, disproportionately large amount of corporate hqs are headed there compared to its population.

>>11089449
>young adults

what's the university and/or industry again?

>>11089457
ohh...oh no : (

>>11089457
Biggest is financial. It has a few small private universities the biggest of which is 3,000.

>>11089476
>there's plenty to do and see
What the fuck? It's supposed to be see and do. Fucking hell. Napalm the lot of them.

>>11088213
That series is so good

>>11089492
Blame local expert Diekelmann for that shit. Calling your city the "fly-over capital" wasn't a strong start.

>>11089379
ARE YOU?!?!?

A nasty smelling HOLE, TAKES ALL PRECEDENT WHEN SPEAKING OF SAID ASS, YOU SIMP!

>>11089379
OH AND I FORGOT TO SAY, THAT YOU MUST BE A GAY MAN.

NO. THEIR FOOD JUST SUCKS

>>11087800
I can't comprehend why going to hooters is societally OK but having a real doll or one of those hug pillow with an anime character on it is shameful and sad.

>>11088423
>Boobs aren’t a sexual body part
You've never kissed a girl have you?

>>11089033
>>11089072
I like how the picture is actually perfectly on point : the media interviewing an animal, having completely lost contact with reality and living in some Pixar alternate universe.
I mean, at this point having the owl's point of view on the matter would raise the quality of the article.

>>11089118
>5yo
They'll line up for sure, with torches and pitch forks.

>>11088893
I say this all the time. I love a good pair of milkers, and my own gf is a milk truk (with a phatty tho as well, thank god), but I'd take a fat ass and flat chest any day over milkers and no ass.

>>11087721
Egypt confirmed for ancient Aryans?

>>11089194
Mad that your ex won't let you see the kids huh?

>>11087634
Twin Peaks has killed hooters. The only people who eat there are greasy old biker dudes.

Hooters was never for millenials, it was a restaurant for sketchy 50-something business dudes to go to for lunch beers on the company's card. That population of people is rapidly leaving the workforce, and as I said before, the greasy biker crowd is more drawn to Twin Peaks because they are bigger locations and host events.

>>11089425
>being this sexually frustrated
Been a while since the ex wife ran off with your house and the kids?

>>11089616
>I can't comprehend why..

You can't tell the difference between actual human beings and pictures/imitations?

>>11087721
wait a minute how did they get that info from North Korea? I am pretty sure all internet except north Korean websites were banned.

>>11089403
There's no such thing as flirting you fucking creep. Holy shit why do women think they are owed sex?

>>11089966
>wait a minute how did they get that info from North Korea? I am pretty sure all internet except north Korean websites were banned.
Instead of being "pretty sure" about something you don't know, why don't you just look up the answer? A small number of privileged elites in North Korea have normal access to the public internet instead of being limited to Kwangmyong.

>>11089966
99% of searchs by kim jung was for phat booty

>>11087728
I'd go to a restaurant where all the wait staff was cute traps.

Good riddance
>being a tit man

>>11087774
They make the best food though.

>>11087742
What the hell determined this?

>>11090016
What would they dress like though?

Kek, this entire thread is a boomer playground. Don’t you guys have alimony to pay?

>>11090024
Nah, gay white dudes make the best food, generally speaking. In my experience lesbos are the worst cooks, strangely.

>>11088497
I'd chalk it up to a hobby of autistic obsession and not any actual racial superiority.
Like before disturbed white kids could just own a Minecraft server with hyper specific rules and currency they just did it to previously "uncivilized" people. They only succeeded in this due to their also autistically disturbed propensity for developing new forms of over the top weaponry, whereas any other race was fine just clobbering each other if they needed to make a point. Whites and chinks literally felt the need to bring chemestry into the matter.

>>11090031
I think the original was probably based on which major party each state voted for and then someone else colored in a bunch of other states red on the basis of being states they didn't like.

>>11087634
Or maybe because the waitresses are dumb bitches and the food and beer are overpriced?

>>11090083
>the waitresses are dumb bitches

>>11090095
YOU LEAVE MY FLOUNDER FACED ANGEL ALONE.

>>11090095
la creatura

>>11087634
>Horny people can get tits from the internet
>Horney people who want real tits can cut out the pretenses and go to a strip club
>Progressive types don't want to eat there because it objectifies women
>Normal people want to eat at a restaurant that's actually good
>Hell, horny people want to eat at a regular restaurant and just maybe try their luck with the hot waitress/bartender if they get her

Hooters is a relic no matter how you slice it.

>>11090095
I agree that silly selfies are a good indicator of human stupidity.

>>11090045
What's broccolibutts wear? That.

>>11090107
*beep beep*

milk truk jus arrive

Be nice to your hosts.

>>11087634
>Go to restaurant
>Eat overpriced shitty wings
>Drink overpriced watered-down beer
>See a bunch of saggy-maggy and flat-chested waitresses
>Go home hungry, unsatisfied, kinda horny, but also sad
Why go to Hooters when I can cook my own better wings, buy my own better beer and drink as much as I want, then spank it to some quality ultra HD porn with big titty and fat assed sluts getting railed?

Butts > Boobs
Only manchildren who haven't sexually matured like boobs

>>11088102
why are those cats laughing at the television

>>11089165
>>11089193
Fuck you, you fucking nigger boomer. I fucking hate you boomers so god damn much. It's you and your fucking kids that fucked everything up. Millennials are fucking shitheads, but they haven't done anything except make stupid dumb shit popular. I'm so fucking tired of hearing
>muh llennials
And of course you fucking use snowflake wrong, too. Go back to facebook, you literal boomer.

>>11089499
Strong reading ability.

>>11087634
Good, there is nothing for low class plebeian than hooters and the like

>>11087801

Criminally underrated

>>11087634
Because big titty chicks can make more money on Instagram now

>>11087842
lel underrated

>>11087634
Tbh I just go to a local bar where a bunch of girls ware miniskirts and bring you drinks while you play pool

>>11087634
It's because millennials hate social interaction or any form of talking to the opposite gender, they literally have anxiety attacks when a beautiful woman takes their order, me I'm the opposite, I can barely contain myself when a hot Hooters waitress is taking my order, yes I'm an older guy but I'll show you how a real man treats a woman.

>>11090438
you sound like you smoke a mile of pole a week. fedorable

>>11090438
Ahh based 45 year old divorced dad rubbing his dick on 20 year olds

>>11089072
He's not wrong though, these restaurants haven't done anything to cater to new trends, they haven't fundamentally changed in 30 years, demographics change and cultural trends shift and as a business you have to adapt to that if you want to survive. Hooters, Applebees, BWW, et al are content on planting their heels in the sand because they're stuck in static 90s nostalgia and want to pretend like in the social media era, with all the advancements in home entertainment technology, video games, Netflix, redbox, the internet, online food delivery, etc. That people still have nothing better to do on a Friday night than go to a shitty outdated sports bar that serves greasy subpar food being served by past their prime roasties who peaked in high school.

>>11090438

>>11090156
Better yet get a real HD big tittied girlfriend who can cook get the best of both worlds

i like how they blame millennials for everything the food is microwave garbage now if they had wings like wing stop and stop useing frozen beef for everything ppl would eat there more also they were pretty fucking stupid to go to japan like why the fuck is there a hooters in japan jews need to fuck off out of japan
>>11090095
i wwnt her milkers

>>11090585
according to the media, millenials are responsible for everything that's wrong with society. It's not the fact that the restaurant serves shitty food and the girls aren't even naked. Any major city has at least one strip club that actually serves decent food and is chock full of naked 19 year olds waving their beaver in your face. Hooter's is like jerking off to the lingerie page in the Sear's catalog.

It's only a matter of time before the feminists get Hooters shut down

>>11087634
please m8, I am from 93 but I can only think of boobs

>>11090629
>It's not the fact that the restaurant serves shitty food and the girls aren't even naked
Clearly it's not, since McD's seems to be doing OK despite having even worse food, and worse eye candy.

>>11088076
AEIOU

>>11087645
Braapers

>>11087842
https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/celebrity/topless-coffee-shops-the-bikini-baristas-of-washington/amp/

>>11090031
Wasn’t this Bush election map?

>>11087763
Holy shit no.
Even Illinois is better. Utah is easily bottom 10:
41. Idaho
42. New Mexico
43. New Jersey
44. Alabama
45. Georgia
46. Arkansas
47. Utah
48. New York
49. Mississipi
50. California

> millenial limp dick white cucks are turning to faggot vegan restaurants

Meanwhile, in Asian neighborhoods, real men still appreciate a nice set of tits and ass.

I'd go to Raisins if it real

>>11090946
>> millenial limp dick white cucks are turning to faggot vegan restaurants

Honesly, I think my white liberal friends get all nervous and uneasy at T&A cafes. They would literally be more comfortable at gay bars staring at cocks & man ass than to be "a man" and check out hot women.

>>11090946
literally nothing more cucked than being the pathetic guy who goes to a titty restaurant because it's the only legal female contact you can get

>>11090946
>> millenial limp dick white cucks are turning to faggot vegan restaurants because it's the only safe space that doesn't trigger them

FYP.

>>11090946
imagine the reek
when they fart it splits in half because of that butt floss

>>11090946

They should offer a more hands on experience.

>>11090992
Huh?
There's pictures of six year olds with booth babes hanging off them. I can't imagine anyone feeling threatened by this.

>>11090095
>tries to make a point against hooters waitresses being dumb bitches by posting a picture of a dumb bitch in a hooters outfit
what did he mean by that?

>>11090972
>I think my white liberal friends get all nervous and uneasy at T&A cafes. They would literally be more comfortable at gay bars staring at cocks & man ass than to be "a man" and check out hot women.

Why do you think white birth rates are at all time lows? They're a dying race because they think being an asexual cuck is a virtue towards women.

>>11088423
Is this a virgin?

>>11091009
>poopers

>>11089297
feet are not inherently sexual, your strange fetish is just that

>>11091015

On the other hand, white women loves them some foreign cocks.

>>11088489
>can't stop thinking about that tight prison man ass
Pfffft, who needs boobs.

>>11088516
They're wives can't divorce them without the husbands permission, so maybe?
Then again, the whole matriarchy thing.

>>11091023
It's literally the most common fetish. Even necks or legs aren't as popular as feet.

>>11091033
it's still definitively a fetish, i.e. a sexual attraction to non-inherently sexual things
>legs aren't as popular as feet
doubt

>>11091027
ninny headed thots on suicide watch

>>11089106
During the golden era they would grab your crotch and you could slap their ass and no one cared. They'd just gigle and go "oh you!"
I bet the old hags are broke and looking to get in on that #metoo train now.

>>11091033
feet are a meme fetish
just like traps
90% of people who claim to like feet or traps do it to fit in with the 4chins cool kid crowd

>>11089165
You're gonna get the Tumblr tourists all pissy. They infest this board almost as bad as /co/.

>>11091049
oh

>>11089382
Don't like it? Don't apply to be a sexual object. They're allowed to discriminate against men by not hiring them, so they know what they're getting into.

>>11091055
gross

>>11089382
>Ahhhh, sex. Now THAT was a pastime

It's funny how white cucks are actually proud to be dickeless eunuchs.

This whole entire thread is just a cringey display of beta white males.

>>11087634
I hope so, those women need to get real jobs

>>11091077
Maybe other boards.
/ck/ is perputually ass blasted incel shitskins constantly bitching about whites.

There was a hooters next to my student residence when I was in university. We went in there once on a saturday night and it was just five old men staring at the waitresses. The drinks were pricy, the food wasn't good, no wonder it's dying. You get a better show at a strip club and the atmosphere isn't as depressingly pathetic.

dear /ck/ janny: please delete all Twitter threads

>>11091084
>>11091077
Oops, I thought you said board. Point sitll stands.

>>11090988
>imagine the reek
Trust me I am. Also checked.

>>11088489
The average south american manlooks like an adolescent female monkey compared to even a millennial hipster white guy.

All that shit was trash from the start, and made exactly for beta males that can be dragged into any given restaurant by their dicks by any basic unwed teenaged mom in short shorts.

It's not that millennials don't like tits, it's just that now if you admit it you're a "sexist".

>>11091159
They also wear shin high thick white socks and sneakers. no foot game to be seen

millennials are into asses. because they all blak XD

>>11091158
>The average south american man...
....isn't a giant pussy, like most of you white suburban pampered snowflakes. They still teach their kids how to fight, and most men would think nothing of chopping you to death with a machete if they need arose.

The average "western" man these days is a suburban/urbanite pussy that's been taught to be submissive to everything including faggots, women, greedy kikes, shitskins, and especially to the politicians destroying their culture right before their eyes.

>>11091178
ah. i'll see how much you praise them when i decide to kill you for trivial shit, "oh man your practices are so admirable, thanks for killing me, i'll post about you on the internet in the afterlife"
fuck you, kid.

>>11091192
>this rambling nonsense

>>11088706
I did, back in my early 20s. My parents used to go 2-3 times a day, so since I wasn't there creeping on the girls, was their age, and was good looking, I was constantly getting invited out to go party or do other shit.

I remember getting a text from one of them out of the blue saying "I got your number from Amanda and I want to sit on your face." Target rich environment.

Unfortunately they closed that Hooters and now most of the girls are pretty busted.

>have gone to several different kinds of hooters over the past couple of years
>hardly any big hooter waitresses

even the one in vegas hardly had any busty ones.

>>11091224
>My parents used to go 2-3 times a day,
.... a day? what?

>>11087634
No people realizing they could just jack off to porn or go to a strip club did.

>>11090956
So Hooters that hires Lolis? Enjoy getting v&

>>11087721
>tfw argentina

>>11091376
this is the real reason they are closing locations. the rise of this level of hard autism.
>why would you wanna have a hot waitress when there is porn?? t-thats like the same, right?

>>11091567
>Yeah she's definitely into me. Bet she'll let me fuck her and is totally not just acting nice for a big tip.
fucking worse then jerkin it in a basement lit only by your monitor.

>>11087634
Millennial here, it's probably their menu if I really wanted to just go somewhere to see tits hang out and have a cute teenage girl smile at me, I'd just go to starbucks or like any cafe. $5 for coffee, scone, a tip, and some internet. Also I'm not surrounded by creeps when I do that sort of goes in the plus column. Sit drink down drink my coffee and read the news while I eye bang every thot in the place in total comfort. I can't even tell you how happy I am that not wearing bras has been a big trend this summer.

>>11091614
how's the soy latte?

>>11091622
soy latte would be like 3 more dollars, I just go for plain coffee their blond roast is alright if you're there in the morning. Otherwise just go to another cafe.

>>11089403

>Drunkenly flirting and touching some half naked girl with your disgusting greasy chicken wing hands would be considered harrassing by most sane people,

there's literally nothing wrong with reaching out and grabbing a handful of ass, cuck.

>>11091049
true
2d traps are ok though

>>11088107
Do you have a single valid source to back that quote up with?

>>11087634
I've never had any interest in Hooters. Same with any strip club. Just dont get the appeal, but I've also never struggled getting women. Some themes can go away

>>11087634
hooters has gone downhill big time. at least the ones in houston have. not sure why. most of the girls are catty and bitchy and hang out in the back while the manager does all the work. i guess the girls just don't give a shit

>>11091713
strip clubs exist based on four groups of people:

1. "lol I'm 18/21/whatever, lets get drunk and go to the strip club!" bro groups

2. ghetto black dudes (especially true in the south)

3. old school 1970s greasy business people (a dying breed)

4. middle aged/elderly asian men

I've been to ones that were fun, it was a good time when I was like 18-22 and had very limited puss in my face. it's an all looks thing though, the girls are retarded bitches and just looking for sad sap dudes to dump money on them.

>>11088423
I'm fucking gay but boobs are better than ass on a woman.

>>11089382
Nice cuck mentality. If you really think you can't touch a girl you will never score friend. You need to assert dominance.

>>11091828
touching a girl vs touching someone while they're trying to do their job and would likely slap you if you they were not hoping you would tip generously. Yeah, tell that cuck.

>>11088081
underrated comment

>>11092043
what a weirdly exact reaction gif

>>11089165
aww did dey take away your pervy safe space you worthless mouthbreater? awwwww are you so sad you can no-no-no grope da ladies you could no-no-no fuck own your own merits?

waaaaaaaaaaah

>>11091033
>legs aren't as popular as feet

>>11089590
Next are you gonna say it's gay to get blown by a woman because men have mouths?

>>11087634
Last time I went to Hooters was at least 10 years ago. Food sucked and boobies were small. Twin Peaks is the shit.

>>11092217
For me, it's Tilted Kilt.

>>11091164
Or the fact that they're too busy paying off college bill because that is what they're told to do. Mcdonald is shit, but it within their pay range. Most of the people that outcry the death of Hooters seem to be the type that had a high paying job/career handed to them and blame it on millenials because they don't like the thing they do.

>>11091272
Yeah, 2-3 times a day. My mom was on a low carb diet, and their wings were on the diet, as long as they weren't breaded. My dad could have a beer and get out of the house, my mom got an excuse to get out of the house too.

I agree that it's excessive, but my mom is now at a point where she won't leave the house, so at least it was something. They had friends there and were reminded of the times when they used to hang out at the original one in Florida when they were first dating.

Its still doing well here in texas. A lot of frats at my college use Hooters for their special dinners. Back in high school me and the boys would meet up at Hooters and eat their at night sometimes when we had cash. It was always full. Every now when I'm back in my hometown we meet at the Hooters and it is full.

>>11092217
Twin Peaks sucks because all of their women have godawful enormous side tattoos.

>>11092154
it's gay to have sex with a woman because gay men like being fucked.

>>11087842
based brap poster

>>11090933
>t. zoomer who spends his time on fourth night or whatever instead of enjoying the great outdoors

>>11087721
what about feet?

>>11090438
And yet, you post here.

>>11091827
Thank you for the input faggot. One more vote for boobs plz

>>11087634
millenials are into feminine penises.

>>11092770
If they hired traps at hooters i'd be alright with that, as some traps have decent tits and fuckable ass. I mainly go to hooters for the all you can eat wings on Wednesdays because I love the ghost pepper sauce they got.

>>11087763
>Go to Utah
>Get eaten by Mormons
Utah, not even once

>>11092787
>traps at hooters
>not calling it Peckers and changing the logo to a cartoon rooster

I can eat shitty wings while fapping to fake tit sluts in the comfort of my own home. Why the fuck would I go to Hooters?

>>11092795
Let's start this shit in Pattaya brah, this could catch on

>>11090064
>Lesbians
>Bad cooks

>This is strange to you.
Most lesbians pride themselves on being 12 year old boys in 99% of their preferences. It wouldn't shock me to believe that on average their ideal diet would consist of shit like buffalo ranch microwaved chicken nuggets and pre packaged hamburgers.

>>11091224
And now you spend your saturday nights jerking off into a sock

Faggot

>>11090933
what's your top ten?

>>11091567
Yeah just ignore the strip club part where they also serve food and actually let you fondle their breasts if you tip them enough.

>>11087721
How can anyone pick this. It's an impossible choice to say you are definitely one or the other.

>>11093115
tfw you're a vagina man and no amount of tits or ass can sell you an ugly cooter

>>11093213
be honest
have you ever gotten far enough with a woman to give a first hand appraisal of her vagina and then rejected it for not meeting your standards

>>11093232
you worded that poorly, but this is why "all vaginas are beautiful" you can't see them until it's too late. with men you can at least feel their hard on through their pants while dancing at the club or groping in the movie theater and then decide not to go further.

>>11093255
>you worded that poorly
I worded it exactly as I intended

>>11093232
you don't even need to it's more about hip spacing and body fat. If she's got a prominent mons and sort of wide set hips you can tell she's probably packing some fat vulva. The whole roastbeef/innie/outie thing is just like one detail I'm more of broad strokes kinda dude like composition. If she only wears skirts yeah it's guessing game but yoga pants leave little to the imagination.

>>11093277
>If she's got a prominent mons and sort of wide set hips you can tell she's probably packing some fat vulva
Where can I meet women with these qualities?

>>11093284
sadly asia and in some cases finland

>>11093287
>asia
>wide set hips
Really? Every asian woman I've ever known had the body type of a 10 year old boy.

>>11093290
most asians kinda squat they have sort of shorter limbs relative to the length of their torso and wider set hips. (probably why the height difference is so exaggerated)

>>11090992
that's the bodyguard, my little retard.

>>11090933
I was gonna say your list was wrong because california wasn't on it, then I got to the end. Looks good to me.

>>11091033
That's based on a flawed study where they looked at how many people searched for "x fetish"
However, you don't fucking look for fetish porn by typing "x fetish"

>>11091055
>painted nails
soiled it

>>11093290
asians have long torsos and wide hips, it's what gives them the 10year old boy look.

>>11087763
>>11087742
flyovers made about their lack of food culture

>>11087842
really good

>>11090972
Your white liberal friends are gay.

No big surprise. Case closed.

>>11087634

>LGBT shit
>Soylent types
>400 different genders
>Obsession with politics
>Expect free shit from everything

>>11093373
Oh yeah because we all know one of the main characteristics of a fucking 10 year old boy are the wide hips. What the fuck is wrong with you

>>11093666
10 year old boys with wide hips sounds pretty hot
Thanks Satan

>>11093666
>>11093674
they call him Chun Li on the first page. well, he complains that they call him chun li because of his hips. good doujin, lot of artistic butthole

>>11087634
Breastarants signed their own deaths when they formed.

>>11093674
Kids In the Hall reference in 2018? What the fuck?

Wait, you might just be Canadian. I forgot the internet lets foreigners in.

>>11093981
So he wants a Brothel Of Intellectual Delights, but he's not trendy enough to know about Planescape: Torment.

>>11087634
why should i go there if i can't touch the waitresses?

>>11093999
>Trips of truth
It is cheaper to get something from Mcdonalds and get a hooker to feed it to you.

>>11093981
"I wouldn't be there to look at you but you need to change your look to suit my tastes. And be pretty."

There is nothing more rapey than a male feminist.

>>11094059
>>11093981
>millennials have been playing "no U" on the internet for such a long time that they can't make up their minds whether rape is for "feminazis" or "toxic masculinity patriarchists"
I'm glad I grew up in the meatspace without all this social media garbage rotting my brain, you shitheads can't even make up your mind about whether "feminist" is an insult

>>11094071
I'm 36 and I think the definition of "feminist" varies a lot these days.
I thought it would be obvious from the context, especially to a fellow clever boomer such as yourself, that in that particular post I was referring to the modern 3rd-wave feminists rather than the old-school ones who had a legitimate cause.

>>11094185
All I see is some dude on twitter who says he doesn't like flamboyantly "dumb" acting blond chicks with huge breasts, that basically describes every dude once they finish puberty. Where you got "feminist" out of that, I have no idea, regardless of your age it seems like your perceptions about other people's motives are warped by too much internet.

>>11087634
Who goes to hooters?

Groups of men broing down, usually co-workers, usually from a mainly male workplace where they have full time jobs.
Probably also very blue-collar, involved in industrial work.

Are boomers killing full time jobs in male industrial workplaces for millennials?
No. They have already done that.

>>11094198
>>11094185
Also I read the second part of the post, since I just skimmed it before, and he sounds like he's basically describing an escort or a geisha, I guess that's "feminism" if you're talking about the type of feminist who believes that being a cocktease for money or a regular old prostitute is the ultimate form of feminism, but then it's been consenting adults isn't it? So there's no reason for you to get all buttmad.

>>11094204
The guy is a massive virtuesignalling cuck and the original comment was about the obvious hypocrisy in his tweets. That should be obvious to you whether you know he's a "male feminist" or not.
https://twitter.com/ericadamhovis

>>11094204
>virtuesignalling cuck
Imagine being 36 years old and still talking like this.

Clean your room.

>>11094239
Imagine thinking people talk in real life they way they do on 4chan.
I'm not a fan of the overuse of the word "cuck" but this guy qualifies.

>>11088088
>american geography

>>11089118
>Talks like a 5yo
You almost made the perfect pitch, dumbass

>>11087634
I've heard the food isn't very good.
Also 3DPG.

>>11090933
Former Idaho resident born in Georgia.... If you think Idaho is in the bottom 10 of states, your list is immediately disregarded. The other states I can agree with for the most part, but Idaho has zero place on that list. Idaho is top 10 state easily and I've visited and/or lived in every state except Hawaii.

Virginia resident now. So far so good I guess.

>>11093981
that's a good idea honestly.
>friendstaurants

>>11087634
walking into a public titty bar is just embarrassing and awkward

>>11094381
Hooters girls are fully clothed. What's with you dipshits?

>>11094419
>go into fancy resturant to treat your wife and kids after the big raise
>get served by a girl thats 1 step away from becoming a crack whore
lmao i wonder

>>11094318
it's more of a zone.

>>11094447
Nobody ever referred to hooters as a 'fancy restaurant'

>>11094809
trailer folk would and do.
Pretty much anything that's not a denny's or greasy big boy's style diner is "fancy" to them.

>>11088902
kek

>>11092248
Millennials are lazy sensitive fucks and should all survive or die.
t.millennial

>>11095495
every generation has it's sissies it's not novel people used to call boomers (in the literal sense) soft spoiled people. There's always going to be a cross section of people that are pussies in every time and every place. People aren't one way just because they were born there or then.

>>11088046
603 here, you take that back about southern NH right now