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11108475 No.11108475[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Is Handijack a worse cook than able-bodied Jack?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOBWAe0PDo8

>> No.11108480

>>11108475
what kind of medication do you take after a stroke? his mannerisms have become really effeminine

>> No.11108538

>Have a stroke
>Go Keto
>Eating cheese steaks cooked in bacon grease but with no bread

>> No.11108550

>>11108538
The ja/ck/ed way to success.

>> No.11108559

the good thing about Ja/ck/ going on Keto is we'll have another example of what a sham it is.

>> No.11108561

J-jack had a stroke??

>> No.11108562

RIP Ja/ck/

>> No.11108769

Jack's always come off as half a fag, it's not the medicine

>> No.11108879

>>11108561
hes had several

>> No.11108921

>>11108561

literally years ago

>> No.11108973

>>11108559
In what way do you think it's a sham?
It's not a lifestyle, it's a restrictive diet that puts you into ketosis.

Gastric Bypass does this as well, and it's insanely successful, as does Nutrisystem.

Keto, like any other diet, relies on calorie management, but has more room for going over.

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>>11108921
And another one last month which paralyzed his right arm and effected half of his face.

>> No.11109114

that latest video is pretty sad... I think it's pretty much game over guys.

>> No.11109131

>>11109114
It doesn't even look like he's enjoying cooking anymore and just doing it because he feels obligated. His arm isn't the only thing that is RIP. Just look in his eyes now and you can tell he's dead on the inside too.

>> No.11109159

>>11108480
Depends on the stroke.
Considering how that fat retard eats I'm guessing his was an infarction, i.e. a bloodclot rather than a burst vessel.
For that you'll take blood thinners to prevent further infarctions. I'm sure the common meds vary between countries. When I worked with stroke patients we'd use either clopidogrel or a combination of dipyridamole and acetylsalicylic acid depending on what caused fewer side effects in a given patient.
The real treatment is lifestyle change, though. I.e. not eating like a pig and training. Lots and lots of training of the affected side. For example; not letting the paralysed arm just hang like Jack is doing.
If he weren't such a laze retarded fuck he'd have a decent chance of regaining at least some use of that arm, and I have told him that a few times now, but he seems to have just written it off. Probably thinks it's God's plan or something.

>> No.11109187

>>11109159
Legends never die, ol' Ja/ck/ will persevere my man. You have my word.

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lmao GIVE ME FOOOOOOOOOD

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>>11108561
>>11108921
>>11108879
>>11109090
I don't believe you, does this look like the type of man to have a stroke?

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>>11109090
I always joked that he was going to die but holy fuck

>> No.11109255

>>11109131
Exactly... he looks like he's over it. The video is only 2 minutes long and he probably didn't even do most of the production work. RIP

>> No.11109270

>>11109255
The videos have definitely got shorter, yeah.
At least the food is still terribly cooked meat with cheese on it.

>> No.11109271

>>11109131
It's beautiful.

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>>11108475
>when you see tammy in the back cutting everything for Jack

The golden era of Ja/ck/ is over. He looks like someone's sucked the spirit right out of him, and he knows he's gotta keep pumping out these videos or he'll have to get a "real job"(Something he's avoided doing - last gig was a "DJ").

After seeing his "Low Carb Keto Biscuits" which was butter, a shitload of "Mexican Cheese Blend" and baking powder I say he'll be up visiting Aunt Myrna any day now. If a massive stroke won't scare him into changing his ways nothing will. Either way I'm looking forward to the inevitable sticky thread, should be fun.

>> No.11109273

>>11109255
https://youtu.be/bNGuhhGBGdY
he's gotten better, just listen to his speech here vs the new video but mentally I think he's in a pretty bad spot right now. Losing the ability to use an arm is probably pretty fucking depressing and it probably stressed his marriage and his family life.

>> No.11109277

>>11109270
>vids are getting shorter
he released a twenty minute jack on the go a week back or so

>> No.11109278

>>11109159
A burst vessel is a hole nother thing, an aneurysm

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>>11108475
>Handijack

>> No.11109315

>>11109278
The term "stroke" covers both. I don't know why you didn't just google that instead of making yourself look like an idiot. But then, maybe you can't help it. I don't think I've ever seen someone actually type out "a whole nother" before. And misspelling it.
http://www.stroke.org/understand-stroke/what-stroke

>> No.11109331

>>11109315
never heard of a pun namefuck?

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>>11109193
Holy fuck, thought that was fake for a moment.

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>>11109331

>> No.11109359

>>11108973
>Keto, like any other diet, relies on calorie management
Do you think Jack is aware of this?

>> No.11109424

>>11109131
I can't even watch anymore, you can almost see the right arm shriveling on camera from lack of use. He's pathetic now and really needs to just shut it down.

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11109457

poor Jack

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https://youtu.be/ivevmZg5uE8
>orders two fast food sandwiches covered in bbq sauce
>removes the bread and calls it keto
he’s actually a lot fatter than he looks on his main channel

>> No.11109477

>>11109471
damn, Tammy's arm looks like it's stealing life force from Jack's

>> No.11109537

>>11109277
But thats an old video without his floppy arm

>> No.11109553

>>11109471
Comments section is golden. Everybody's either telling him they're unsubscribing because it's basically a prolonged suicide now, or they're retards like Jack himself who think he's cleaning up by eating meat and cheese instead of bread. Fucking hell.

>> No.11109605 [DELETED] 

>>11109471
this fat fucking gimp can't even walk inside to order his food. I hate drive-thrus

>> No.11109634

>>11109605
>can't even
this implies there is some benefit to going inside

>> No.11109654

>>11108475
So karma finally caught up with old Jack-O.
He dodged Salmonella 7 times, only to become a slurring, half paralyzed midget for the rest of his life.

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>> No.11109673

>>11108538
>>11108550
>>11108559
>>11108561
He's so fucking stupid. He should be eating chicken breast and vegetables with some healthy fats mixed in. Fucking dumbass has a deathwish.

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>> No.11109778

>>11109747
>barbecuing eggs

>> No.11109834

>>11109778
put a pan on the grill?

>> No.11109836

>>11109673
I wouldn't even call it stupid at this point. This man needs help. That late in life it's hard to change lifestyles and obviously this guy doesn't get what he's supposed to do. This dude probably learned everything he knows about health from the internet and out of all the differing and conflicting information he just cherry picks which one he likes best. Fat people often see their fat as the cause of their problems so in his head the idea of keto sounds amazing. Eat the food you like but burn fat, completely ignoring the specifics of his health. Being the patriarch, his family probably thinks the same way too and are just pushing and enabling this. This guy needs serious outside help, from seeing a dietitian to taking actual fucking classes.

>> No.11109898

>>11109836
>This dude probably learned everything he knows about health from the internet
Implying Jack informs himself of anything beyond the bible and nuking Palestine
He clearly doesn't want help and would prefer to eat himself into an early grave than make a lifestyle change I guarantee you he's still eating carbs too, just not on camera

>> No.11109916

>>11109778
that's called a grill, anon.

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>>11109747
That hand gesture when the egg starts sliding in kills me every time, I can just imagine him thinking "well there it goes, I fucked up again"