/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11142034
liquid ADHD meds

>>11142034
No, prolly not. But I can assure you that you'll regret it. Post aftermath pics plz.

I miss dinotendies why did the mods have to give him permanent promotions

>>11142034
Low IQ thread

>>11142034
It will be extremely painful

>>11142043
You must tell me of this man

>>11142051
But for who?

Huh?

Hm. Don't know without caffeine content so dunno lol
Gonna go the "it would be exshtremely painful" route

>>11142034
was drinking it part of your plan?

>>11142052
>not knowing of the most based tripfriend to ever post on /ck/

hold on let me get the archive threads

>>11142059
(You)

>>11142034
it will be extremely painful, for you

Ok lets try some

>>11142088
w-why does your kitchen look like a rape dungeon?

Smells like when you walk into a cigar shop with a hint of coffee.

>>11142088
>that horribly dirty glass
please dont drink out of that, anon.

>>11142034
the caffeine content tends to be pretty low i think.
you could probably chug the entire bottle and not get anything worse that a tummy ache.

>>11142089
because it is one his whole house is a rape dungeon
>>/ck/?search_op=all&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_tripcode=%21%21x1wfbabUF5w&search_del=dontcare&offset=0&ghost=yes&search_res=post&task=search2&search_capcode=all

>>11142052
He was a god.

Cheese danish is really the best breakfast

It tastes like drinking a cigar.

oh shit he posted on twitter
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL DT THREAD GET IN BOYS

>>11142088
its the taped up hangers that pull it together

Ketchup can go on fried Chicken or little tire chili... It's up to you!

>>11142088
Was this taken on the set of Hostel?

>>11142120
I didnt really have much planned i guess i could make myself something to eat

>>11142114
mix it with milk and icecream and make a milk shake. post results

>>11142034
Sup Dinotendies? Still alive?

Enjoy ODing on caffeine.

>>11142109
>cherry tommaters

>>11142034
It says no allergens. You should be fine

This is the gayest thread in the history of /ck/

Who else loves mustard?

>>11142114
Why are you so sweaty?

>>11142167
I think he's south american.

>>11142171
or a meth head

Nah hes Australian

>>11142088
whats meth like?

Ok so i rounded up some thing

>>11142235
the fuck is going on here

>>11142235
>soylent
>>>/reddit/

Hawaii has good food

>>11142235
your kitchen is disgusting and you should seek help

Oh our friends are back

>>11142089
Why does his rape dungeon look like a kitchen?

>>11142235
>scissor outline stain
dont ever clean that kitchen
>>11142249
those are not possums

Those possums look funny

>>11142088
>that improvised whisk is still there

I missed you, even if the janitor doesn't like you.

A special treat for the kitties

>>11142167
Meth

>>11142269
>>11142088
kind of a cozy serial killer aesthetic

>>11142269
I dont think you can give kots kippers DT it might make them sick

>>11142283
well fuck nvm RIP liver/kidneys

>>11142034
Why's you microwave on the floor.

How do you like like the taste of tetanus, DT?

>>11142329
Its on a bucket

>>11142331
ah yiss

>>11142336
Soy sauce bucket I see you are also a man of class

>>11142336
Post more of your house anon. How do you live without a fridge.

>>11142353
see >>11142106

>>11142088
This is oddly comfy

>>11142178
Based

>>11142034
whether you drink it or not, anon, you're gonna die

>>11142370
Did Wendy ever come back op.

>>11142353
I moved it

>>11142396
What camera do you have

>>11142396
thats a big toenail are you a giant

>>11142396
I dont know why it turns the images

>>11142353

>>11142413
fuckin oath

>>11142413
The wood interior is beautiful dino. I bet your a great guy to hang out with. Girl BTW.

>>11142413
are you homeless by any chance

>>11142413
be honest, how many bodies are under the floorboards?

>>11142034
>GF GB
>GIRLFRIEND GOOD BOY
how many points did you have to trade in for that

>>11142318
I hope you got a tetanus shot.

>>11142428
no one will ever know

Eggcellent

>>11142088
It ain't a real kitchen if it don't have a machette hanging on the wall...

>>11142482
he keeps it in the closet beside the plastic sheeting and sulfuric acid anon

>>11142444
Trips so it must be true

>>11142512
>>11142528
what happened to the table?

This is a odd mix of flavors. This doesn't really go together.

Im still going to eat it though.

>>11142543
I have it. Its really hot inside right now.

>>11142546
hows that soi?

>>11142413
Didn't know you were 'strayan. It all makes so much sense now.

>>11142528
you have to eat ALL THE EGGS

>>11142283
just don't hurt/eat the cats please

>>11142034
>Contains NO allergens
>second ingredient is cane sugar

>>11142566
A little off. This one expired in november. I dont really like the nectar though. The other flavors are really good but they are too expensive now.

>>11142123
What are they for?

>>11142582
The cats are safe
>>11142594
That is a whisk

>>11142593
>This one expired in november
>expired
I hope you mean expires in nov 2018

>>11142593
Someone I know became violently ill from drinking that regularly, and I'm pretty sure he didn't drink expired soi, since he had a 'subscription' or something. This may be the last dinotendies thread ever folks. Take your snaps now.

>>11142593
Never change you beautiful bastard

>>11142596
>That is a whisk

>>11142600
it says 2017 on it

>>11142613
kek

You all are laughing at OP now, but you'll end up like him if you remain a lonely autist forever.

>>11142034
it would be extremely painful

>>11142758
he is living the true 4chan life

>>11142413
>this is who posts BBC porn at 3am

>>11142088
There are too many ladles for how much other stuff is there.

>>11142034
You think you're memeing, but we all know you didn't find some "set" to take this picture. That is in fact your microwave on the floor of your shitty apartment, and nobody is amused that you took this picture in order to make another one of these threads. Now return that shit to the Arby's where you work, and get back to working. Maybe you'll have a countertop for your microwave some day, bro.

>>11142814
you're an angry little boy aren't you

>>11142593
Are you the same epic youtuber?

You and liquid smoke guy should have a party

>>11142283
deenz boy, kipper crew reporting in

>>11142034
Let me try it first... please.

>>11142088
>cooking where you perform illegal abortions

>>11142088

i can't stop looking at it.. it makes me feel weird and i'm absolutely transfixed.

is.. is this art? the truest art ever made?

>>11142052
>>11142064
he posts on fit now. occasionally.

>>11142569
He can't be.
All of the ingredients he uses aren't available in Australia, also check the power outlets in his other threads and finally the oven is in Fahrenheit.
Either that's not DT or he's acquired an Australian flag.

>>11142413
>straya
why am I not surprised in the slightest

>>11142413
how do you dispose of your victim's bodies?

>>11142178
>>11142171
South American meth head

I though Tendies was in Pittsburgh or some shit.

>>11143077
Grocery bag says publix I think, so florida. I have the same oven and I live in the states, if that matters.

>>11142569
>>11143077
I thought he was a Cave Slav like that guy who had an onion in a cage.

>>11142413
Fucking hell, DT is Australian. It all makes some sort of sense.

>>11143090
>>11142349
proofs

>>11142413
This reminds me of that time my friend's family moved but he stayed in the old house by himself for a few weeks and we just stayed there for days watching stupid stoner movies and playing original xbox games in the empty house. chilling in the creepy ass shed in the backyard when it got dark. I miss that nigga I doubt he remembers me or those times though.

>>11142034

>tfw no gfgb

>>11142758
We are laughing at OP always. That's what he wants us to do.

>>11143126
what does
>gb
stand for?

>>11142040
That will not prevent you from dying OP, no.

>>11142794
Come on. Suburban stickfigure virgins post BBC porn just as much or probably more.

>>11142802
Why does one need three ladles of the exact same size anyway? Wait... scratch that. Never mind. I don't want to know.

>>11142034
Why is the microwave on the floor

>>11143095
slav strayan
what's the difference?

>>11143177
FOR SPECIFIC REASOOOONNNNSSSSSSS

I'm more interested in how he got an electric burner built in the floor. THAT floor (virtually syrian civil war-tier floor)

>>11143177
Because his whole house has four outlets

>>11142770
you're a big guy.

>>11143205
9k

>>11142512
>follows rule of thirds when placing wendy in frame

Brilliant.

>>11142051
>Not the fist post
Shame.

>>11143177
Why not? Your oven is on the floor.

>>11143205
for you..

>>11142235
LITERAL soiboy

>>11142098
Based animu poster looking out for an anons health.

>>11143104
He's from Florida.
In another thread he posts a picture of his receipt and it's from some shitty place in Florida. I assume the Aussie flag is for shitposting reasons.

Dinotendies, if you're still here what was your plan for labor day?
Also make an MRE for /k/ if you're looking for material for other boards.

>>11142088
>>11142235
Love the cute Adventure Time cups

>>11144560
Pic related is part of it, there will be a thread on /fit/.

Im surprised this thread is still going, time to go shopping.

From yesterdays shopping adventure.


If sysco and US foods had a graveyard, this would be it.

>>11144652
>omlette in a ziplock bag

Oof. Man, I don't remember Florida being that bad when I was there 15 years ago. Times have really changed for the worse.

>>11144786
Sir, that is our state dish you are talking about.

>>11142034
No, but you will remember the time you spend on the toilet in vivid detail.

>>11144863
Pretty sure the state dish of Florida is actually a day old Publix sub and a Mr. Pibb.

>>11144645
What did you buy?

>>11142034
Would you die if you drank the whole thing?

>>11142336
Why is your microwave on a bucket? You can't afford a standard table?

>>11142088
Is this just how certain yuropoors live?

>>11144560
Why is florida so fucked up? The craziest news stories always come from florida or germany.

>>11143308
So is my bookshelf. You know damn well it's weird for a microwave to be on a floor.

>>11142088
Holy fuck what is wrong with you

>>11145438
He's from Florida, Anon.

Yet another American in denial about their shit quality of life. Sad.

>>11145462
I make well above average but nice try. Nobody cares about your shit country. As if you don't live in a place with poverty. You literally don't matter.

>>11142059
For whom*

>>11145475
>Being this assblasted

I guess a hit a nerve there sweetie?

>>11142088
do you fucking live in silent hill?

>>11142167
from his pics I'd assume he lives in actual hell.

>>11142413
I for one appreciate your minimalist sensibilities

i overdosed on caffeine pills once, i would advise you to not drink that shit or you'll regret it.
You're gonna have to go pee every fucking 5 minutes, while feeling like your chest is about to explode

>>11142593

These threads never cease to amaze me.

This thread

So I realized I had a bunch of stuff I was supposed to do today and Im just walking around aimlessly holding a giant pair of googly eyes.

I was supposed to go get food. I left five hours ago. I think the sun is getting to me.

Im fine.

i harbor a deep hatred for human beings, thanks friend

>>11145742
YOU CAN DO IT DT

>>11142249
give them food in a clean bowl. just because you choose to eat whatever filth you eat doesn't mean you should make the cats do it too

Time for some snacks

>>11145974
Very healthy with the whole grain Pop Tarts and the La Croix water. Good to see you're taking care of yourself!

>>11145859

>>11142088
This is my new desktop wallpaper.

>>11142088
>and this is what's behind the door in that back alley where you'll have to go to get an abortion if the christfags get their way

Pop tarts for the fish

>this thread
I'm reminded of when papyrus cooked for us for some reason.

>>11143076
I found him in the patch thread of /k/ this morning

>>11146019

A lovely picnic dt! I'm envious of your life. How do you do it?

>>11142400
lmao

>>11145974
Santiago de Chile
http://www.montserrat.cl/locales-y-horarios/

>>11145547
And yet you still don't matter. Apparently I hit a nerve.

>>11146359
based

>>11142034
Clean your kitchen. Good god man!

>caught a live dinotendies thread

>>11142235
Minnesota bro?

>>11142034
youll slow down time for a few seconds, then die...

>>11145974
>La Croix
The worst thing in this entire thread

>>11146637
I had never tried them before. I paid 25 cents for two so no major loss.

I don't know who this Dino tendies but he's fucking wild

>>11145742
>Has stuff to do
>Walks around with a giant pair of googly eyes instead

I fucking love this guy.

>>11146661
What's your mental health like sir?

>>11142814
dude go fuck yourself this guy is a /ck/ saint

>>11146359
>tfw

Dinotendies is a national treasure.

>>11143060

>>11146359
Love it.

So serial killer aesthethics is the go for trend in decorating your home?

>>11146761
>widows to the soul

>>11146443
he knows what hes doing

>>11142238
the future

>>11142051
5th post post

>>11142088
This is art

>>11146761
cryptid

>>11142088
Lookie here, we got a cultured man...a well traveled man.

>>11146442
aaaaaaaFUCK I want undead milkies

>>11146359
GENIUS

Big hearts DT you inspire me

>>11147147
this
thanks for this thread dinotendies-sama

>>11142088
>globe in the corner
what for

>>11147189
so he doesn't forget where he is

>>11145974
where did you get your dino socks

>>11142235
steel wool, that meth

>>11142034
If you don't drink that you will die.

dude what the fuck

>>11146741
They told me I was fine when I left.

>>11147200
I think you can find them at walmart or target

>>11147427
Do you like Ariel Pink?
https://youtu.be/w9YcX02lz0w

>>11142088
fuck the wall looks great

>>11147189
I'm wondering that too.

>>11142088
This looks ominous

>>11142161
Is this that famous Yuroshit pizza I keep hearing about? Literally and unironically looks like someone vomited on some dough and called it food.

>>11142051
For you

>>11147427
That's good to know your okay dinosaur man. Let's pray you move out of that now

>>11142088
oh its you again

>>11147189
globes are fidget spinners for boomers

Dinotendies? is this you??????

I hope you get better, Dino Tendies.

>>11142034
No
but it would taste like shit

Dry your bird

>>11145984
I may have to do this.

>>11147638
This is the most normal thing you've posted and somehow it's still very unsettling.

Perhaps because I know what you're capable of.

Season

>>11142034
Can you show us the nutrition info?
It's possible you could die of a caffeine overdose.
Between 5-10 grams is the limit for adults, so between 5000-10,000 mg.

>>11142034
definitely will cause you some bowel damage so i would suggest you don't drink it

Sear for 10-15 seconds and place in oven. 375 and we will check in about 10-15 minutes. Do not flip bird yet.

>>11142061

You're a big guy

Flip and give it another 10 minutes

>>11142088
>globe
A learned man of class, I see

I forgot you need milk with hamburger helper im gonna make some rice with this.

I have made it before with water. Not good.

>>11142266
jannies do it for free

Oh there was rice in the box. I will just make ot without the sauce.

>>11147812
k

Strain the bean

>>11147841
DUDE
WHY A SOCK

Rinse the bean

>>11147852
Wait...wait...wait. What the fuck are you doing man.

>>11142034
It would be extremely painful

>>11147865
>>11147850
i can tell you are not acquainted with DinoTendies.

Observe bean

>>11147865
Rinsing beans in a sock is what it looks like

>>11147875
cute

>>11147852
This step is crucial.

what's the trap for dinotendies?

>>11147912
A lizard and a manatee

nice catch! enjoy your meal (or dont die at least)

>>11147926
I love your threads DT, can't wait to see what happens on labor day

The rice was a little under done because i just eyed up the amount of water in it, but it tastes pretty good. The chicken I am happy with, not dry at all and the skin is nice amd crispy

I've been coming to 4chan for over 11 years now. 11 years from today when I look back at the time I spent here, Dinosaur Tenders threads will be among some of my fondest memories.

>>11142088
What video game is this?

>>11147945
Did you not use the cheesy topping and chips? Or are you saving those to make nachos later?

>>11147974
Thank you =)

>>11148010
No milk to add in the cheese mix and i forgot about the chips i will save them

>>11148025
Post more cat pics plz

>>11142413
Are you Mick Taylor?

>>11147875
>Observe bean

Legendary post

>>11147189
>spin globe
>point finger at random
>'guess im making pasta tonight'

>>11147852
>>11147841
Dinotendies is what makes coming back to /ck/ worth it

>>11147897
>not using vark

>>11145445
In Florida the law says that court cases are all open to the public so you just find out about all the shit because its all out there in the public domain. weird shit happens elsewhere too but it doesnt see the light of day usually.

I was here

rs

>>11142088
>it's an anon with horrible living conditions thread
Absolutely best type of thread on 4chan

>>11148275
>Absolutely best type of thread on 4chan
You're god damn right they are. Pic related in particular is a modern art masterpiece.

>>11148025
You could have used water.

>>11147945
dinotendies if you have a cat that uses litter use freshstep with febreeze

>>11145462
>He's from Florida, Anon.
>>11142413
Yet another yuropoor with obsession to distract from their shit quality of life. Sad.

This poor man would be me if I didn't have my mother who will take care of me.

No, wait, I wouldn't nearly be as interesting or strange, so scratch that.

>>11148405
He lives in Daytona

>>11146349
Oh sweetie

>>11148405
>Hurrdur, there's an Australian flag in that room so he's Australian
>There is no other possible explanation

I'd say go back to school you inbred mouth-breather, but seeing as you're American you'd get shot and I don't want that to happen to you honey.

>>11148589

>>11142088
why do you have a machete and a globe on your kitchen table.

>>11142034
i love you, man
please never leave

>>>/tv/103188621