/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What?

Cause its not an American thing and if its not American it can fuck off

>>11181532
I prefer them on the burger.

Oh I always put an egg on my home made pizza. Pic related. It's not such a collision of taste as you might suspect, if you haven't tried it.

>>11181567
This, but unironically.

>tfw mom doesn't put poached quail eggs on your mini pizza bagels

>>11181773
Do you not have piss bottles to throw at her?

>>11181532
Because it's bad enough to be eating grease, fat from the cheese, carbs from the dough, and now you're going to introduce unnecessary cholesterol?

>>11181532
I've had it once, wasn't a huge fan to be honest.
Though egg has more right to be on a pizza than pineapple does.

>>11181567
As an obsessed Europoor I must agree.

>>11181794

>>11181816
Get that tranny fag out of here. Plus chocolate cake is bad for you too. Thanks for proving my point

>omg dude what if we took this dish that everyone loves and..... CRACKED AN EGG ON IT XDDDDDDDD
Eggs are the new bacon.

>>11181821

>>11181567
But Vitos and Nick's in Southside Chicago make an excellent cracker thin crust egg and crushed pepperoni pizza.
https://youtu.be/84Mchxfd6LE

>>11181897
>Southside
nigra, pls

>>11181899
I can't help it the once great polish neighborhoods went to shit. I understand that v&n is not such a great place anymore such that they put a fence around parking lot. I haven't been there in forever, I get my fix ordering the 'Michigan Avenue' from Pizza Rock in Vegas. Almost as great as the real deal.

>>t's just taking up space where more pepperonis could go.

>>11181910
Well if you white-flighted, you went the wrong direction, Vato.
I went to the great white north, myself.

>worked at a pizza place
>On the menu, one of the pizzas had 'egg' on the toppings
>Thought it was supposed to be scrambled eggs
>Ask manager about it
>'nope, a fried egg'
???
It's a whole pizza, the egg can only be on a small part of its fried. I don't understand

>>11181926
My parents job flighted to DFW before I was born, we would just go back every summer when I was a kid. I think I only been to vitos and Nick's once after I was 21 (38 now) and they laughed at me when I asked what beer they had. "Old Style!"

>>11181953
I was weened on Old Style. It's a goddamn Chitown institution.

>>11181567
Literally a matter of time before some jew in Shithole, Murica decides that egg on a pizza is the true Shithole way and suddenly every American has very strong opinion on it with half of the country claiming that pizza is always supposed to have eggs because that's the Shithole way and that's part of their culture.

>>11181567
>Cause its not an American thing and if its not American it can fuck off
G'damn right! 1776 bitches!!!! USA!!!! USA!!!!
USA!!!!

>>11182008
The only people who are going to be putting eggs on pizza ever like this is hipster coasties. They put avocado on pizza for fucks sake.

>>11182034
>hipster coasties.
You mean "the cancer".

>>11181532
because eggs on things are a thing

and i'm really happy about that

Eggs taste really bland on pizza.

>>11182080
Interchangeable

>>11181567
Do Americans really not do this?

>>11182842
We have a thing called breakfast pizza, do what you will with this.

>>11181532
Try it with breakfast sausage. Or try this.
https://youtu.be/tCJdW71kcLc

>>11182859
>we
Nope.
>you
Yup.

>>11182828
True.

Almost every pizza place here in Aus does an “Australian Pizza” that basically boils down to
>pizza sauce
>cheese
>onion
>ham
>egg
I worked in a pizza place and how we did it was add 3 eggs to a squirted bottle and shake it as hard as possible while holding the tip closed, until the eggs were “whisked.” Squirt over pizza in a back and forth/circular fashion. Sometimes garlic or other sprinkling is added.

>>11182884
If you live in the US you have access to this. You can't hide from it.

>>11182859
I love breakfast pizza, and that looks pretty good.

>>11182895
What shitty area of the nation serves that trash? I've never seen it.

>>11182890
I've found the 'Australian' version of anything typically contains a combination of egg, beetroot and pineapple.

>>11182913
It's good hangover food, but causes horrible shits later
>>11182919
You know exactly what part of the country I live in.

>>11182932
>know exactly what part of the country I live in.
Nope.

Just because some faggots move into an area and start serving stupid shit doesn't mean it's representative of a region, dude.

>>11182895
I live in a pretty large state and I've been all over it. Never seen that shit before. You are mistaken.

>>11181567
Somebody's never had breakfast pizza from Casey's.

>>11181724
What is the point? I struggled a lot to get my pizzas to be less soggy/wet, and I can only imagine how much worse an egg would make that issue. That aside, eggs basically taste like nothing, so again - what is the point?

>>11182895>>11182859
>>11182913>>11182932
I live in America and I've never seen that in person, in a picture, ever. I hate you for making me aware of its existence anon I just threw up in my mouth a little looking at that picture

>ham
>egg
>pineapple
>cheese n bechamel or maybe a hollandaise
Unironically.

>>11181567
I clapped while reading this post

>>11181567

>>11181532
Cuz it's fucking good. You've never had a carbonara pizza before?

It's delicious dipping the pizza in the yolk.

>>11184529
it's uuhh.. bechamel.. and it's quite popular in northern italy.
stop

>I have never heard of a khachapuri

>>11182842
This guy explains it: >>11181931

The Americans have this obsession that every mouthful must have the exact same combination of toppings, so they have the oxymoron of grated mozzerella for example.