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just ate an entire fucking jar of peanut butter
why did i have to be born with literally no self control whatsoever? i want to die

>> No.11195734

Don't do that again.

>> No.11195739

>>11195693
Don't worry OP that's just natural selection at work.

>> No.11195740

Buy yourself a huge bag of carrots or spinach. I also have these urges, and have eaten an entire bag of baby spinach before to curb them

>> No.11195751

Just don't buy peanutbutter next time you go shopping.

>> No.11195755

>>11195693
How the fuck do you eat an entire jar of peanut butter without choking?

>> No.11195759

>>11195693
>>11195740
Alternatively rice cakes. Good luck getting through more than 2-3 (180 calories if you buy chocolate fat person kind) without reaching for a gun

>> No.11195791

Why not gorge yourself on fruits and vegetables?

>> No.11195802

>>11195693
The trick is to not purchase it in the first place.

>> No.11195876
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11195876

>>11195693
I know that feel in reverse, OP.
>Try to force myself to eat some wonder bread with peanut butter on it to increase daily calorie intake and bulk up from hungry skelly mode
>Can't even make it through the entire peanut butter / bread sandwich and end up going to sleep for 10 hours from the extra food and insulin rush or whatever going to my head
Just be lucky you can bulk easily. I'll be stuck as a skeleton for life. Girls like fatties better than skeletons.

>> No.11195891

>>11195876
Drink water to expand your stomach. Don't drink too the point of killing yourself obviously. Smoke lots of dude weed. Eat many things. You'll get there. Consider whey brotein shakes too.

>> No.11196892
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11196892

>>11195876
i like skinny better than fat.
>tfw everyone in my town is fat included me

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11196907

>>11195802
this. i live at home still with a stepdad with super high metabolism and buys chips and ice cream, candy bars and such. eats all he wants and stays thin. i have my own food, various fruits and veggies to lose some pounds
>be me
>drunk at 3am
>eat half a bag of his chips
>gain 5 pounds
>cry
>repeat

>> No.11196952

>>11196907
>eat half a bag of his chips
>gain 5 pounds

it's almost all water weight

>> No.11196961

>>11195693
Raised by a single mother weren't you

>> No.11196966

>>11195693
>why did i have to be born with literally no self control whatsoever?
Nah you're just a fat fuck.

>> No.11196978

>>11195755
I think OP meant the peanut butter within the jar, but not the jar itself.

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11196979

You know, I appreciate the effort for this meme and all, but you need to use this pic when you talk about eating peanut butter.

>> No.11196985

>>11196966
why do you think fat people are fat, brainlet?

>> No.11197000

>>11196985
You tell me, blimp boy.

>> No.11197001

>>11195693
You're gonna get mad gains, dude. Lift like a madman right away.

>> No.11197026

>>11195693
Nice one scooterman

>> No.11197391

>>11195693
If you keep falling for temptation stop putting yourself into that situation by buying certain food.

>> No.11197548

>>11195740
This the only way to kick the binge eating shit is force healthy food down your throat

>> No.11197584

>>11196892
Where do you live?

>> No.11197592

>>11195693
Just keep less food in the house. I lost a lot of weight that way.

>> No.11197612

>>11195759
But anime said that rice cakes were super fattening? Think it was Lucky Star iirc.

>>11195802
This. I live just under a mile away from my shop and only buy what I plan to eat from there. If I get hungry/thirsty and want something, it's gonna cost me a 2 mile walk because there's nothing in the house. The walk gives me time to plan good meals too. I mean fuckin hell, I'm out of alcohol right now and want more, I'm gonna walk to the shop, probs gonna get shit to make kedgeree too, later anons, hope OP gets some control.

>> No.11197615

>>11195876
just become a girl

>> No.11197621

>>11197584
London

>> No.11197624

>>11197612
Japanese rice cakes are literally cakes. American rice cakes are styeofoam hockey pucks

>> No.11198051

>>11197621
Ah yes, the infamous town called London. The capital of Britain, great London Town.

>> No.11198061

>>11195759
not a good idea for someone with a savory addiction
I have no problem gorging an entire thing of rice cakes