/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>not using the app
Its like you enjoy throwing money away

>11 AM time to eat
>Hang around foe 3 hours

NEET eating on mommys dime

I'd rather sit around and drink coffee. Free refills.

I'll be honest. One time, I went in there, got some pastries and iced coffee, and just chilled out browsing the complementary internet. That was nice. I'm not going to sit there and eat burgers, though.

>be me
>11:30 at night
>my useless roommate is banging some girl who will probably cuck him within the month
>he put on some trashy country song to try and muffle the sounds, but you can still hear her
>I grab my jacket and leave the place because I don't wanna hear the act that accidently conceives the dumbest child in history
>walk down the road on what could barely be called a sidewalk
>two sketchy looking dudes look like they're making a deal
>whatever, I'm carrying, I don't care
>walk right past them and duck into an apartment complex
>walk through the Walmart parking lot with kids blasting music and vaping out of their beat up cars
>get close enough to the McDonald's to see that it's closed
>check the time
12:05
Are you kidding me? What kind of McDonald's closes up at midnight?
>gets shot

>>11184554
>be me
>1:30pm
>go to KFC
>order my food
>black lady
>hands me my drink and says good bye
>I just look at her dumb founded and say well where is my food
>she tells me I know I was just saying good bye

who the fuck says good bye before you hand them their stuff?

>five guys a few years back
>Order a burger all the way with no condiments
>Cashier is confused and has no idea what a confiment is
Literally how.
>I'm surprised at this and ask how she doesn't know.
>So she asks her coworker and he also doesn't know what a condiment is.
>Decide not to make this weirder than it has to be and make my order item by item.

What the heck guys.

>>11185375
I'm the chad roommate

>>11184554
>go to McDonalds drive thru
>order my meal
>pull up to the window and use the app for sweet discount
>pull up to the next window and receive my drink, no straw
>receive bag of food, guy starts to close window
>"Excuse me, can I get a straw?"
>"Oh yeah my bad"
>he hands me 2 straws
>look in bag
>there was straw
>3 for free

>>11185375
>What kind of McDonald's closes up at midnight?
One that doesn't get a lot of traffic after 11PM? All the ones around me close their drive thru at 12AM. A lot of other places close completely down at 11PM (which sucks because that's when I get off work).

>>11184554
>be me
>2am time to leave the bar
>driving home on 8 cuervos on the rocks
>stop by the Taco Bell despite knowing that I shouldn't
>buy a spicy potato soft taco and a steak grilled stuft burrito
>eat the potato taco on the way home
>stop and get gas
>get home and get in the shower with my burrito
>eat burrito while sitting down in the shower under the hot water (keeping my burrito out of the water of course)
I didn't even wake up with a hangover.

>>11185721
What part of
>some girl who will probably cuck him
did you not understand?
If he can only get a pity fuck or a drunk fuck out of a bar slut then he's not a Chad. Not even a regular normie at that point, it's pretty depressing. Sex doesn't make you Chad, sex is free and prozzies and bar sluts are common. What makes you Chad is girls WANTING to fuck you and who keep coming back, who will even compete over you.
>inb4 ree

>>11185824
Damn dude get it together

>>11184554
Does medicare pay for a portion of your scooter?

>>11185852
I mean, he's actually right. If you look past the obvious personal trauma, he's 100% correct.

My first trip to McDonald’s I clearly remember the burgers were fifteen cents.
I’m old.

>tfw mcdonalds dont offer free refills in my country
burger king does, though i have never needed a refill, but it still is irritating

>Go to Popeyes not long before closing
>Obese dude at register greets me
>Ask how he's doing, basic small talk
>His face lights up because I'm not one of the usual dickhead custoners
>Order a #5 meal, ask what they do with all the chicken when they close
>He explains that they either chuck it or shred it to make jambalaya the next day.
>I say I was thinking give it to the homeless or something
>He's filling my box, saying they can't because if somebody got sick they'd get sued
>Notice he seems to be adding extra
>Get my blackened ranch, wish him a nice day
>Get in passenger seat, little bro driving, find out cashier gave me a massive pile of chicken
>Share with little bro, munch on delicious tenders the whole way home
Thanks, Obesebro.

>>11185735
Kino

>>11185614
>five goys

Garbage and tasteless

>>11185735
>3 for free
No

>>11185906
I love me some peanuts

2 McDoubles made like a mac, extra mac sauce and a black coffee.

>>11185591

Like a fuxking oblivion npc

>>11185735
>3 for free

>>11185591
You'd get it if you worked a cash register.

>get baked with McOmrades
>go to McDonald's
>order McFood
>tell a McJoke
>some McGirl drives by
>hears our McMirth
>McStakenly assumes we're laughing at her
>she hits McBrakes
>screams at us about how we aren't McFunny
>shouldn't McLaugh at her
>says we're all McLosers
>we laugh McHarder
>she McDrives off
>our McGiggles intensify
>getting stoned with your McBros is fun
>i'm McLovin' it

tfw

>>11185935
Only thing redeemable about that overpriced shitshack

>>11186052
That's why I fill my bag to the brim with peanuts.

>>11186042
Your mother should have gone to McBortions.

>>11185906
That isn't true, anon.

>>11184554
>anyone else do this?
No, I eat at home with my wife. Or we go to a relative's house and eat with them. Or some friends come over and we cook out, drink a little with some good conversation.

In fact the only time I ever get fast food these days is on a long road trip.

>>11185735
Are you 3 for free

>hung the fuck over after a whiskey night
>puke twice
>collect myself
>get the shakes and chills
>need breakfast food
>nothing greasy or hot available at my house
>put on big heavy coat
>walk though some neighborhood shortcuts to Carl's Jr.
>sunglasses protecting my sensitive retinas from the fluorescent death lamps
>2 for 3.50 sausage egg and cheese biscuits and a large hashbrown nuggets
>post up in the corner booth with my number
>they bring it to me and they toss a handful of ketchup packets on the tray
>fuckyeah
>that cheesy greasy eggy sausage biscuit slides down my gullet
>into my stomach which had been cramping ever since I ralphed
>instantly feel like the world may not be such a shitty place and we all might just make it
>my constitution is restoring by the second
>I take my last bite of this meal
>take my sunglasses off
>burst out the door with the Day-bow-bow song playing in my head
>tweaker at the outdoor seating tweaking the fuck out as they are wont to do
>give him the ol' double snap and point
>head home and have a productive day until I do it all over again

>>11185861
I'm only 28 and I remember 59c Wednesdays or whenever.
Also I remember the smoking section, did they all have a smoking section or was it just a few?

>>11185895
everytime I go to popeyes the nice black workers give me extra fries and chicken strips

>>11184554
>go out with coworkers
>like to make my "spicy nacho sauce" to dip my food in
>order my normal, chicken quesadilla no chipotle sauce sub in creamy ranch
>side of nacho cheese
>2 packets of mild, 1/2 packet of hot
>stir and dip
>ask if they want to try
>get weird looks

>>11184554
Fuck you and your processed cancer. Fast food is for idiots.

>Have 5:00 pm plans to get out of the house and blazeit420heyayayeeyaysmokeweederryday with my bro
>Haven't eaten since 11:00 am but figure I'll order something after I get there
>Drive over to my bro's place
>"I'm only free for like an hour or two, then I gotta jet. Enough time for a sesh and some vidya though."
>Okay cool I'll grab food on the way home
>Proceed to have an early Oct. 17 celebration for two hours
>Three hours
>Suddenly remember I'm hungry as fuck
>"Hey man, didn't you have to head out?"
>"Nope, haven't gotten a text yet."
>Suddenly forget I'm hungry as fuck
>four hours
>10:00 pm, bro finally gets text, I pack my shit up and leave
>STORVIN
>Drive-thru at A&W near my place
>Bourbon BBQ Buddy Burger (UNF those grilled mushrooms)
>Mozza burger
>Onion Rings
>This A&W always criminally under-seasons the rings
>Can't complain, chose not to walk in and use the seasoning shaker
>As per standard, 2-3 rings (depending how many I can layer within each other) are placed within each sandwich
>There was food here
>It is gone now
>Done before I get home
>Get home, planning on more vidya and soon-to-be-legal medicine
>Sit on bed to take off jeans and put on flannel pants
>Take jeans off
>Fall asleep
I lead a riveting life of mirth and whimsy.

>go to restaurant
>get served food
>eat it
>pay
>leave
Very pleasant.

>>11186644
Huh, I usually get extra food there too. Even when I'm wearing my Confederate flag shirt.

Are you my grandfather?

>be me
>masterchef extraordinaire
>every country every language every age
>learnfromthebest.svg
>qtwife wants the colonel
>not about to get chucked by a boomer
>decide to make a good home cooked meal
>not interested, lazy Friday night
>cave
>drive to a shit box
>ICANTHEARYOUANONWHAT
>driveup anyway
>debit machine broke
>need to wait for it to reset
>$32 Canadian shekels
>forwhatexactly?
>soggy fries, two chicken sammies, and a taco
>get home
>all cold
>myfacewhen chucked by southern geezer.
Never again.

>>11186392
Quality

>husband is regional manager in charge of 50 stores
>some nights we go to this one that's closed after 1 am and he fucks me over the counter

>>11184554

Loitering around nigger trash collectors must be fun.

I'd much rather stay home and actually, y'now, cook something, being on /ck/ any everything.

>>11187236
>2 packets of mild, 1/2 packet of hot
>"spicy"
you're not getting weird looks for the reason you think you are

>>11186171
I'm going to fuck you to death, Tyler.

>>11187413
>when you're so fat that going 12 hours without eating is a superhuman feat worthy of greentext

>>11185721
the funniest thing about this meme is that when actual women call you Chad it's an insult.

>>11187884
Based truth speaker!

Go to Popeye's drive thru

Me: 3 wing combo, spicy please
Popeyes: You want a 3 wing combo?
Me: Yes
Popeyes: Regular or spicy?
Me: Spicy
P: What you wanna drink?
Me: Unsweet iced tea
P: Sweet tea?
Me: No, unsweet tea
P: Unsweet tea?
Me: Yes, unsweet (they gave me sweet tea, after all of this)
P: Side?
Me: Mashed potatoes
P: Mashed potatoes?
Me: Yes
P: 3 wing combo with mashed potatoes and uuuuhhhhhhhhh.....
Me: Unsweet tea please
P: (long silence)
Me: Hello?
P: $6.52 first window
Me: Can I order something else?
P: You wanna order something else?
Me: Yes
P: What do you want?
Me: One order of fries
P: Order of fries?
Me: Yes
P: Cajun fries?
Me: Yes (they only have one kind of french fries)
P: And you had the 3 wing combo too?
Me: Yes
P: And what was the side on the combo?
Me: Mashed potatoes
P: Mashed potatoes?
Me: Yes
P: (long silence)
Me: Hello?
P: $8.64
Me: I wasn't finished ordering
P: You wanna order more?
Me: Nevermind

>>11184554
3 hours?

>>11186171

>>11186171
McCuse me?

>wake up
>walk to maccas
>use self order touch screen to order sausage and egg mcmuffin, hash brown and coffee
>they call out the number on my receipt a few minutes later
>smile as I take my order
>sit and eat while listening to music on my headphones
Pretty comfy breakfast desu

>>11184639
What kind of deals do you get on the app?

>be in a depressed and stressed state of mind after work
>bike past a sushi place on my way home
>"fuck it, let's binge!"
>walk up to the servitor, a young asian-loking woman, and say to her (all while fumbling with my wallet in search for cash to pay with) "I'm not feeling well and will now try to eat myself happy, even though I know this is just a destructive coping mechanism but I'm right now in a such apathetic state that I don't care. It's a bitch of a vicious circle, you know? I'm unhappy because I eat too much and vice versa"
>she apparently doesn't understand the language I speak (Finnish) and just nods and laughs along my monologue and say thank you when I give her the money
>when she gives me a plate I pretend the plate is a driving wheel and say "Off I drive down the road to hell!"
>she smiles, nods and says "Ok, enjoy!"
>steer towards the sushi table and proceed to eat myself into oblivion for two hours
>when I leave and am to walk out the door she says "thank you, hope you enjoyed!" in broken finnish
>I turn to her and say, bloated and nauseous, "It was torture", bow and walk away

>>11185824
Why are you making such a big deal of your roomie having sex?

>>11185735
LOL and they called you "Three for Free" every tiem you went there forevver!!!!!

this better be bait, atmosphere of mcdonalds is cheap shitty food for crack heads and niggers

>>11185813
>be me
>stop for taco bell
>see nacho fries
>get the memebox to try them out
>The fries are frustratingly good, texture is ideal crispy outside with pillowy, almost mashed potato like inside
>dipping queso is alright I guess
>try Doritos locos taco
>repulsed by Orange memefood
>bite into it
>start to cry
>it's fucking good
>try steak burrito last, only food that didn't look like a meme
>it's fucking trash
What the fuck is with taco bell

>about to finish PhD, living in dorm
>attending driver licence course
>12:00 am
>bought Mc menu with big tasty bacon, chicken strips and two big colas
>too embarrassed to eat it in busy place
>packed everything into my (quite spacious) backpack
>went to university
>not sure if my colleagues are in office
>eating that in front of them would be even more embarrassing
>went to toiled, closed the cabine
>ate the whole thing, fucking loved it
>disposed of evidence
>went to office
>nobody there
something like this happened to me at least three times this summer

>>11185861
lol

>>11185862
In Germany, KFC offers free refills. Nobody else

>>11188837

burger king does though, on those coke freestyle things

>go into macca's hoping to get a chicken burger
>remember a thread on here saying that if you as for a chicken big mac they'll know to replace the beef with chicken and it's really good
>resolve myself to casually place such at order when my turn comes
>start to worry - what if they don't know what I'm talking about?
>they might look at me funny
>or ask me to repeat and still not understand
>it's my turn
>lose my nerve and order a flat white instead
It was a pretty good coffee to be honest.

>>11188855
My local burger king doesn't seem to have that yet

>>11188874
>chicken burger
chicken sandwich

>>11188899
Actually, it's a chicken burger

>>11188901
Source
https://www.mcdonalds.de/produkte/produkt-profil?productName=chicken_burger

>>11188523
>Order XXL Stuft
>First bite is all the beef
>Second bite is all sour cream
>Third bite is all """guac"""
>Last bite is always always ALWAYS a mouth full of refried beans

>>11184554
>be me
>10:13am 9-11-18
>literally only been to mcdonalds once in over a decade, but cannot remember the exact event
>see this thread
>laugh at idiots
>never open this thread or another fast food one again

>>11184639
I've tried the app a few times and they only received my order once. Pretty embarrassing.

>>11185375
>my useless roommate is banging some girl who will probably cuck him within the month
you sound like a salty bitch

>Driving home from work
>Stop by BK
>Order a Whopper with Cheese meal
>"We dont have burgers right now"
>wat.xiff
>"Our broiler is down"
>Leave and go get taco bell
>Come back two days later, again after work, and the broiler is still fucking down

Never going back there. How the fuck are you gonna exist as a Burger King and be completely unable to make your namesake for half a fucking week?

>>11188407
McFuck Yourself

>>11184554
>>large #3 meal, 2 double cheese burgers and a oreo mcflurry
>>get a seat by the sodie machine for access for quick refills
>>hang around for 2-3 hours just eating and enjoying the atmosphere
How does it feel being the guy that everyone ridicules for being a worthless fucking loser?

Who are y'all quoting?

>>11185906
It's expensive for what it is but it is good.

>>11188478
Lmao wtf

>>11186392
8/10, it started out gay then ramped up to stellar quality

> Be me, an employee at Panera
> Working as Quality Control (make sure there are no mistakes, help gross food makers get shit out faster, etc.)
>Woman comes to the counter to complain, " I asked for no condiments, but they're still on here"
> sandwich had no mustard, no mayo, no salt & pepper, Turkey, cheese, and tomato
> "what exactly would you like on the sandwich ma'am?
> "JUST TURKEY!"
>damn ok, throws some turkey on whole grain bread and moves on.
> Next day
> be on register
> same lady barges in demanding a turkey sandwich with no condiments
> "Just to be clear, you only want bread and Turkey?"
> "Are you that dumb, no condiments, like mayo and mustard. You work in food how do you not know what a condiment is"
> fffffffuuuuuuucccckkkkk yoooooooouuuuuuu

>>11185375
Real human bean

>>11186171
Oh look at the McMouth on this guy!

>>11188806
>packed everything into my (quite spacious) backpack
>bought Mc menu with big tasty bacon, chicken strips and two big colas
>colas
>in backpack
why would you risk it

>>11185591

autism

>order chicken sandwiches in one drive-thru
>drive 20 minutes to my destination
>order ice cream shake at another drive-thru

>>11190129

Because looks like the only thing he wont risk is losing his virginity

>>11184554
>some dude invites me to eat a burger in a place called sheriff
>he tells me is the best place ever to eat burgers
>eat the worst burger i had in my life , bring down 2lts of water just to get the bad taste out of my mouth
>feel dissapointed after waiting so long to eat a burger just to let it be a shitty experience
>went alone 3 days later to a MCdonalds
>use the app for cheap stuff
>2 triple cheese burger at 10:00AM when they just got the fries and burgers out
>i eated recent made burgers and fries in a comfy spot alone.

I can't believe mcdonalds actually made my day

>>11189847
Man I couldn't do that I'd just snap.

>in college
>go to BK with friend
>drive thru
>he orders 8 double cheeseburgers
>get food
>start to drive away
>friend says hold on a minute
>he takes 2 burgers out of the bag
>gets out and goes inside
>says he only got 6 of the 8 burgers he ordered
>they give him 2 more
>he gets back to car
>can't decide if I'm disgusted with him, pity him, or even want to remain friends with him
>we go home and eat burgers, smoke weed and play mario kart double dash all day

>be me
>go in at around 7:30 pm
>wait for a few minutes
>place my order
>get my order in a couple of minutes later
>bring it home
>open my big mac box
>see that they forgot to add the beef to it

>>11188478
Saved

>>11187989
Just remember, people like this feel like they deserve $15/hr lol

>>11190927
Keep this man around.

>>11184554
Student here
>go to campus McD's
>order some meme-meal I saw on ck earlier
>it's two mcchickens, a frosty, large fry and a diet coke.
>sit down to eat in the packed cafeteria
>remember that I have dentures
>take twenty minutes trying to find a good time to take them out

change 11am to 11pm and that was my life for a few months

>>11184554
>go to Qdoba on campus
>get burrito with pulled pork, queso diablo, shredded cheese, habanero salsa, pico de gallo, and lettuce
>pay with diningbux
>leave
>walk 15 minutes back to dorm
>eat burrito alone in the dark
pretty comfy desu

>>11190313
>>i eated recent made burgers and fries in a comfy spot alone.

>be me
>got back from classes a few hour prior
>walked to McDonald's and told my friend to meet me
>get 2 McDoubles to share plus fries and later the new BBQ glazed tenders for myself, tasty af
>tell another friend to come so he can sell me his old Xbox for 50
>go home and play steel battalion on it
It was a good time

>>11187413
I was hanging off every word

>>11188522
There's plenty of cute old people

>taco bell drive thru
>order steak quesarito and beefy 5 layer burrito
>grossed out by the liquid cheese
>eat it all anyway
It was bad.

>>11188907
I really miss the Chicken Box that I could get in Germany. 9 nuggets and 5 fried chicken wings or whatever it was. Fucking delicious

>>11190961
So they gave you a big Mac with no burger?

>>11187781
No you won't

>>11192340
yep
no burger, just buns, lettuce, pickles, and special sauce

>usually work evening shift
>first aid class so get up early
>rarely ever hungry in the morning, can stomach very few things when I am, BLT is one of them
>go to tim horton's before class to pick one up
>AWW YISS
>get a fucking bagel sandwich with eggs and cheese in it
>day ruined
>mfw

What a fucking disgrace

>>11188478
this is kinda cute

>>11184554
>get to BK after work
>sweet, they have 2 beers for the price of 1
>get the biggest bucket and couple of burgers
>get 2 beers, get 2 more for free
>pay for t with my credit card bonuses that I collected over the last month just buying things
>feels good

>>11184554
>McDonald's
>Atmosphere

Wanna become suicidal?

>>11192917
>4 beers at BK
What the hell? Where do you live?

>>11193055
Russia
BK have beer here.

>>11188478
finnposters, everytime

>>11192636
kek what the fuck

>>11188469
They had a 1$ any sandwich deal going on for a few months where you could get a 1$ big mac, get a big mac coin and then get a free big mac.

>>11185735
Based

>>11188478
Based FinnBro.

>>11192917
Bucket of what?

>go to Burger King for the first time in 6 months
>excited cuz I haven't had any junk food lately
>Burger is drowned in mayonnaise, falls apart when eating
>Soda is warm and flat.
>Heard them say the machine was out of ice, but I had already paid and was too beta to ask for a refund.
>feels like drinking warm sugar water
>fries are soggy and lukewarm

Never again

>>11184554
I do this all the time and it's super comfy.

Best way to spend my breaks too, away from all my normie coworkers that insist on talking about work on a break.

>>11194768
What kind of backwater place do you live where they don't just give you an empty cup and let you do whatever at the fountain machine?

>>11194816
They did give me a cup. I filled it up with diet Mt.Jew and when I tasted it it was warm and flat. There was no ice either.

>>11185895
Based

>>11193063
Badass

>>11185895
There's a fatty bro at my deli that gives me the expensive pasta that's like $8/lbs when the combo I buy only let's me choose fried or coleslaw that are like $2.50/lbs

>>11186392
the life of an alcoholic is both entertaining and depressing. Sounds like a good time bud

>>11192122
Dude was either A. fucking with you, or B. High. Maybe some combination of both.

>>11190927
pretty clever, for a thief. But still... pretty clever.

>>11184554
>2am taco bell drunk af
>ordering fro 3 people
>laugh uncontrollably as they tell me about super cheesy baja blast potato crunchwrap burrito supremes
>taco bell employees dont call the cops on us for drunk driving
every time cuz

>March 28th 2012
>2 or 3 in the morning
>last episode of bleach comes out. It was the first anime I watched when I was a kid.
>pull out some bacardi
>in my drunken stupor, I get hungry
>stumbles to the Sheetz next to my house
>get a meatball sub
>"hey anon, want me to deepfry your sub. I'll do it for free."
>"heeeeeeeell yeaaaaaaaaaah!"
>pay for my sub and stumble back home
>eat my sub then cry and puke
>10/10

>>11184554
>be Univ student
>live in eastern Europe
>all fast food chains are seen as "rich people" places because the tax on top of the bill makes them expensive
>this includes Domino's, McDonald's, Subway, etc
>save money for a couple of days from my part time job
>go to eat at local McDonald's
>order a meal
>Food arrives
>take a photo of me, with the food, with the McDonald's logo visible
>set that photo as my status on WhatsApp because muh bragging muh social status
>eat that deliciousness
>eat everything
>even the little crumbs from French fries
>not even full
>wish I was richer so that I could order multiple meals and be full
>go home and eat mashed potatoes or something to get actually full

>>11196213
And I thought my life was bad.
Its still bad... im gonna go drink the rest of this baileys and watch more simpsons.

>>11196261
If you were in america I'd buy you all the mcondalds you could eat.
And then I'd take you home and cook some venison steaks on the grill and serve some mojitos. Cause fuck mcdonalds is terrible.

>>11184554
>be me
>just got out from a long hard day
>friend asks "do you want to go out for some tacos in the more ghetto area"
>say yes
>arrive there
>slightly tubby mexican man greets us, we're taking our time to choose what kind we want
>we both choose steak tacos
>wait barely a minute
>we go seat at a table
>delicious shredded steak tacos
>take first bite
>we bask in the glory of eating flavorful tacos, and inferior corn tortillias based in the same delicious meat juice seaming out of the steak
>internal orgasm
>add some of the spicy sauces on the middle of the table to our tacos
>unstoppable pleasure
>i'm watering my eyes out- delicious fucking tacos and jarritos
>we're fucking coming back sometime

>>11186171
McBased & McPilled

>>11196735
McKill yourself.

>be me
>after work go to mc donalds
>Drive up the drive-thru
>Do a circle around the mcdonalds because the drive thru is horribly placed
>Do some fucking wheel gymnatics to not hit the curb because my truck is literally too big to fit and scrapes the curb on both sides
>"Can I get an artisan chicken sandwich, a large fry, and a large soda?"
>Drive up to the first window
>hand the lady a 10
>Go up to the second window
>Dude doesnt know how to pronounce Vinaigrette and makes me feel sad because he'll be a wagey forever
>Get food
>Drive away

I’ll just leave this here since it’s relevant

>house party with all my friends
>leave in the middle of the party to get some food
>drunk and high as shit
>friend is designated driver and takes me to taco bell
>can't control myself, get 2 of those new double layer cheesy gordita crunch with chicken, 2 beefy 5 layers, 1 dorito loco taco
>eat 1 of each on the way back to the party
>still going on, friends playing beer pong, brought out the dab rig
>enjoy a nice dab as i'm munching on my taco bell
>go home an hour later, sleep like a fucking king

my friend throws some pretty rad parties

>>11197217
>MC Fucking Kill Me
Bet he plays Slav squat sesh's

>>11185375
I'm the gun

>>11185895
>>11195929
It's because fat people have problem understanding portion sizes.

>get hungry as fuck after a drug binge
>go to mcdonalds
>buy 2 mcdoubles, large fry and coca cola, and a double quarter pounder
>scarf that shit down to help ease the comedown
>feel immediately guilty afterwards
>force myself to vomit it all out
>wash down the barf with 1/4 cup of leftover coca cola
>go hungry for the rest of the day
>get a panic attack trying to go to bed

>>11196261

Fucking cringe get a grip man

>>11189073
>>Last bite is always always ALWAYS a mouth full of refried beans
>he doesn't fondle the burrito to find the cold side
>he doesn't eat the beans/rice glob side first so he can have the mouthful of sour cream and guac bite last
I know that it's too hard for a Taco Bell employee to roll the burrito the right way, but it's not too hard to eat it.

>>11197566
what is cringe?

>>11197853
It's a new buzz word the kids like to use these days. If you enjoy cringe you might also enjoy yikes too.

>>11185375
Lmao were you my roommate? I'd fuck my gf in our apartment and put on country music to mask the bed springs. Roommate qas some black mama's boy who played Overwatch and subsisted on Hot Pockets. He never cleaned his fucking room and everytime he opened the door his fucking stink would waft through the apartment. The kitchen was right in front of his door and I was usually in the kitchen.

>>11185591
Force of habit.

>>11187483
>two chicken sammies
Chicken salmon?

>Go to BK
>Get 2 for $6 whoppers
>Eat 'em

>be me
>1:00
>nothing wrong with me
>2:00
>nothing wrong with me
>3:00
>nothing wrong with me
>4:00
>nothing wrong with me
>5:00
>somethings got to give
>6:00
>somethings got to give
>7:00
>somethings got to give
>OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>go to mcdonalds

>>11197544
Well I still only get 1 lbs of each but it's the fact he's friendly and gives no hoots about the stores profit margins.

>Alone at home for a whole week
>Get cravings for greasy food
>Go to a nearby sandwich shop
>Get 3 of their signature chicken sandwiches (immense monstrosities made of italian bread, lettuce, fried onions and tomatoes, a generous fistful of pulled chicken with bacon bits, and either shredded parmesan or cheddar), each one capable of feeding an adult for a whole day
>Add 2 pulled pork sandwiches and a fuckload of onion rings on top of that
>Spent the whole day slowly eating the sandwiches and onion rings, drinking vodka mixed with soursop juice, and watching old Mythbusters episodes
>The following shit still brings tears of pride and pain to my eyes

>>11197944

Kek

>>11197846
>he doesn't open his burrito to redistribute the ingredients

>>11184554
>go to Wendy's and order a Dave's Single
>take pleasure in knowing I'm about to enjoy the single best cheeseburger known to man

>>11185857
I mean yeah but you never show your power level and that what he is doing so everyone is going to point and laugh at the beta virgin incel cuck baby faggot pussy for being butthurt

>>11184554
>11 a.m.
>just hanging out for hours

Let me guess. Welfare queen?

>work from home so schedule is fucked
>find a break around 9pm
>Live in a capital city so everyone is either old or a professional who's home by 8 so everything outside of fast food closes at 9
>Not a huge fan of fast food for medical reasons involving my gallbladder, so pick the lesser evil which is Wendys
>A dave's single and a salad to go
>Go home and finish work while eating
>feel kinda bad but not as bad as I could

>>11185735
now this is based

>>11185855

>go to Long John Silvers drive thru
>order a hefty dinner
>ask for extra tartar sauce
>dumb bitch gives me like 3 packets
>demand more
>"sorry I will have to charge you if you want more"
>order a cup of water instead (free)
>pull into parking spot
>drink water
>take empty water cup inside
>fill with tartar sauce at the self serve pump
>leave

And that was the day I outsmarted Long John Silvers. Stupid fucking assholes

>>11198897
and now they call you tartar for trouble

>>11197557
Degenerates like you need to be purged.

>>11198897
Ah, trash appears

>>11196143
And?

>>11186392
>>instantly feel like the world may not be such a shitty place and we all might just make it

>new

>>11198904
I'm working on it.

Why do people say "large fry" instead of " large fries"?

>>11199130
because fries is a batman villain so that doesn't make any sense they don't sell that

>try to stay in shape and be reasonable about food for more than a year now
>haven't eaten at any fast food for almost nine months
>miss the comfy greasy stuffed feeling they left me with
>miss fried chicken
>miss fries
>read this thread while eating homemade curry and still feeling envious

> be me
> 2300 hours
> go to Jaggle's (near south end)
> order 3 wayers w/ 12 deep fry sweet pickles (my favorite)
> "r u comboing that with the mustard crisps?"
> replied that I wasn't feeling THAT frisky tonight
> proceed on homeward
> found in my bag the food I ordered, with a stack of napkins on the very bottom, SOAKED in j'kadish juice
> but y tho.PNG

It's not easy, anon-folks.

>>11186042
McLaughed out loud

>>11199224
Are you drunk or low IQ?

>go to BK in an location I typically don't visit
>notice it's all blacks behind the counter
>approach cashier nigress
>begin ordering food
>"hode up a minnit, ion even know how to do dat, 'sposed to be my day off today, comin' in here orderin thangs ion even know how to enner on this thang..."
>turn around and leave without a word
>as she taps the space between her corn rows with her fingernail tip, "aight fuck you too den..."

I just can't put up with blacks anymore. Used to have the patience but I can almost guarantee my order would have been fucked up in some way

>>11199404
>>"hode up a minnit, ion even know how to do dat, 'sposed to be my day off today, comin' in here orderin thangs ion even know how to enner on this thang..."
Read in Michelle Obama's voice.
kek

>>11185591
Because she knows you’re going to die from diabetes before she sees you next time, you fat fucking neckbeard.

>be xer
>go to mcDeez for some chicken tendies
>"HI I'd like chicken tendies with honey mussy and choco milky"
>cashier can't believe I just said that
>I start sweating, realizing what happened
>too late, she's already crawling across the counter like a cat in heat, her heaving cleavage visible from her slack polo neckline
>by the time I bring my eyes back up her plump lips are mouthing mine
>a long-ish tongue snakes around mine as her moans reverb into my mouth
>that's when I realize that this is what it's like to chew--

>>11190927
Sounds like the best roommate ever you were pretty set, anon

>>11199404
Whenever I see black people working in a fast food joint I leave and find somewhere else. They always fuck things up.

>>11199467
candlejack

>>11199614
What is this, antique roadshow?

>get Arbys coupons in email
>August 2018
>get coupon for free fries and drink with purchase of any gyro
>coupon expires in April 2019
>print many coupons
>will eat many gyro meals

>>11198903
I like to think they call me "tartar control"

>Coming home from Boston Symphony night with ex
>Meal beforehand was light because we chose a shitty restaurant
>Stop at McDonalds for two fillet o fishes
>I'm tall, good looking and wearing a tailored suit, she's a super short brown asian wearing a tight dress and $300 shoes, and we pile out of a new Lexus
>It's close to midnight in a sketchy strip mall and all the people hanging out looking sketchy are starting at us

It was kind surreal at the time. Fish was good though.

>>11196111
The last four digits you got are the first four turned upside down.

Now THAT"S an impressive GET

>>11199983
Oh shit I could get one too pretty soon
>be me
>go eat
>shit was good

>>11199894
>fillet o fishes
Why?
Just fucking why?
Why waste a trip to Donalds like that

>>11199993
OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
Please let me have it
>99999

>be me
>food
>was good
>nig at counter
>yum

>>11199993
Why not? They're pretty good. And I like the hipstery Lenten reasons it's still in the menu.

>>11199999
faggot

>>11199999
nigger

>>11197944

>>11199467
tfw so sexually deprived that this gave me a bit of a boner.

>>11199999

>>11199999
>worst
>get
>ever

>>11186042
McFuckin McEk

>>11189073
DUDE IM HITLER
MEH

>>11200091
>>11200105
>>11200378
Is that jealousy I smell?
Sorry you fags can't be a 2x quints getter like myself. Now go back to trying fruitlessly to get the dubs you know you will never get. Dubs that I (practically) get every post.

>>11197217

>3 phones
>3 1 dollar sandwich deals a week

>>11188523
>>11189073
>>>/news/288407

>>11199999

>buy 2 quarter pounders, a medium fry and a mchicken
>eat it all
how fat is this exactly?

>>11201053
More than half your daily calories

>>11201053
if that's the only thing you eat all day it's way too much salt but otherwise not the worst

if you eat anything else it's too much

>>11184554
>hang around for 2-3 hours just eating and enjoying the atmosphere


This really sums up why McDonalds is, and will always be, the best restaurant in the world.

>Family stops at a "Max" (burgerjoint) while on the road late at night
>Go inside to stretch legs and order
>Notice long line of cars outside on the drive in
>See how car after car after car gets their stuff and drives off
>This continues for 20 minutes
>We're the only customers inside the place
>The old man flips when what feels like the 20th car drives off with their meal
>Demands money back as we are going to leave
>Stuttering teenager pays it back
>We leave with my mother feeling ashamed for some reason when it was perfectly legit complaint
>Arrive home and boil some hotdogs instead

Does the drive-in have priority by default or did they just forget us? I can't remember anyone ordering anything unusual which would warrant the extraordinary wait.

>>11201692
it's generally the opposite for me; when i see a long line of cars i go inside and get my food right away. they fucked up

>>11185895

The people at my local Popeye's have always given me extra chicken. I don't know if it is a careless mistake they do, or if they actually hook me up.

>Order 5 piece chicken strips
>Open box
>Count 9 pieces and a biscuit

>>11184554
>Go to McDicks
>Have a McChicken with a large fries and a drink
>Ask for honey
>Do this every time I go
>Have an entire container of McDick Honey
>Use it every morning for my buttered toast and coffee
>Never charged a cent
Honey is expensive so this is a nice way to get some when you're a poor college freshman.

>>11199999
you're an ass

>>11201692
I worked at mcDonalds for 4 years. Drive thru always has priority. People in a car are way more likely to get pissed and leave then people who have already left their cars.

I'm going to McDonald's. What should I get? Do you guys want anything?

>be me
yep stopped reading there

>>11203236
get a spicy big mac

>>11185895
Based Obesebro

>go to panda express
>drive thru
>receive wrong order
>wrong order looked pretty good anyway
>included 2 "premium" items (teriyaki chicken and honey walnut shrimp) plus spring rolls
>almost say fuck it and just eat that
>decide to take food inside and get correct order
>they don't ask for the other order back
>leave with both orders
>park in the adjacent walmart parking lot
>gorge on all of the food
>go home
>jack off to futa

Probly one of the best days of my life to be honest

>>11203344

i get hungry AFTER jacking off
you're doing it wrong

>>11203344
>jack off to futa

>>11186392
>tweaker at the outdoor seating tweaking the fuck out as they are wont to do
>give him the ol' double snap and point

>>11203348
yeah who the fuck eats first

>>11185813

Drunk drivers are scum. Hope you run over a niglet and get 20 to life, nigger.

>go to Circle K
>pick out king size pic related
>exchange a brief, weary glance with the slovenly, overweight, apathetic cashier
>scratch the back of my neck
>pay in quarters
>"take it easy"
>exit
>stand at the corner of the sidewalk
>convenience store is so lonely
>take a deep breath
>cigarette butts and gasoline
>summer night air
>ride my rattling old bicycle back home in the dark
>cry myself to sleep
>wake up and eat bar with horrid cup of coffee


wow

>>11203344

>be me
>poorfag in college
>student union has chik fil a
>friday night, say fuck it
>order plain jane sandwich
>pull out sandwich
>seems bigger
>look under bun
>2 chicken patties
>mfw when friends still talk about my luck that day

>>11196261

True. In Ukraine, McDonald's is where all the kids go after school. In Poland I think Burger King is cooler, but the KFC in Poland has to be the best on Earth (I've tried in Czechia, Ukraine, Poland and US)

>>11203162
Same with thing with me. When my phone rings for an order but someone is inside placing one. I won't run in between, I'll stand there until my customer finishes then I'll your answer your fucking call.
Next time order online

>>11203862
They still talk about how you got 2 chicken patties?
Exciting lives

>>11186392
Based drunk bro

>>11185813
>cuervo on the rocks

This is a thing? You mean one of the good cuervos, right?

>>11205063
when i was a kid there was an ice cream brand with which you'd get 3 stickers of football players to fill an album
you'd get a package of 4 stickers about once in a hundred times
and one time i got 7 stickers
my friends still mention it sometimes

>heading over to my brothers place for a night of vidya, liquor and DUDE WEED
>he supplies the weed
>I'm bringing the pizza
>placing order on dominos app
>two medium thin crust 2-topping for $5.99 each
>choose toppings, order is ready to be placed
>decide I want to make a change
>somehow fuck up entire order and end up with pic related
>one large cheese and one large extra cheese
>mfw now that the kids have ordered what would the adults like
>brother has never let me forget the night I fucked up the pizza order

It was still a fun night to be honest and we had a good laugh, ate all the pizza anyway

>>11186042

>>11201357
Even by itself it's way too much.

>>11203348
You're doing it wrong.
>full belly
>then orgasm
>nap time

>>11184554
>Late evening
>Feel hungry for McD
>Cycle to one
>Decide to try chicken tenders
>Order a mix of tenders and nuggets
>Have no clue just how much I ordered
>Cycle back home
>Actually not bad
>Enjoy meal
>Start feeling the pressure near the end
>It was too much food
>Too much frying oil
>Feel uncomfortably full
>Next day still feel full and generally unwell
>Realize McD was a mistake
>Have exam day after
>Have troubles sleeping
>Zombie all day
>All because of McD

Stopped off at McDs a few min ago
>Long line at the drive thru so I decide to order inside
>Notice Ponytail Brunette is working
>Notice she's wearing skin tight pants
>Can tell in 3 sec that she's a 'french cut' instead of 'thong' gal
Well, off to fap.....

>>11207445
I meant to order something like pic related, which I ate for lunch today

>just got a quarter pounder deluxe for $1 with the app
>shit was so cash

>>11185824
This is the life of most normies though

>>11184554
>I go buy shitty fast food because I am a manchild with no ability to take care of myself
>I blog about it at home on my racist anime forum.

>>11209342
>I browse a manchild image board and I get upset at manchildren posting manchild things

>>11185375
You actually sound really salty about your roommate getting his dick wet, why did you have to go into such detail about why it upset you?

Stay mad virgin lmao.

>>11186042
>McStakenly

>>11186042
McBusting up a lung over here.

>>11207445
A single large is technically more pizza than 2 mediums at most places.

>>11184554
>be me
>be aussie
>decide to go to mcdonalds
>put on navy suit, wingtips and matching navy balaclava
>grab knoife
>decide not hungry
>go in back and rob manager
>spend money on steam summer sale

>>11198894
Did this guy live?

>>11209417
I hope not. Faggot deserves everything that came to him. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>>11209388
M - 10''
2*pi*5^2
pi*50

L - 14''
pi*7^2
pi*49

Not quite, but you've still blown my mind. This will revolutionize my pizza ordering, thank you.

>>11184639
>go to a local maccas drive thru
>make an order
>they ask if I have the app
>I said no
>they told I must use the app to order food
As if complusory app order for groceries isn't already shitty.

>For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>11210002
So if a pensioner showed up who doesn't have smartphone, do they tell them to fuck off? Sounds like a stupid idea

>>11210017
>pensioners
Most of them either get their npc children to get them food or they adapt to using the app.

>>11184554
>go to McDonalds at 10pm
>line is long and not moving
>fuck
>finally get my food after waiting 20 minutes in line
>get home
>there are no pickles and literally one onion slice on my quarter pounder

Fuck you too McDonalds

how would you close the burrito back up senpai??

>be me
>pull up to the local fast food chicken joint
>order two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda
>friends look at me like wtf
>we get the food and spot some gang members we were beefing with, friends decide to do a drive-by
>while everyone else was shooting i started eating their food
>get yelled at once the shooting stops because i ate everything we ordered
that food filled a hole

>>11210055
>queuing 20 mins for mcdonalds

>>11186427
All the ones near me had smoking sections up until like 2005

>>11193055
>>11193063

I remember when I was a kid Pizza hut served pitchers of beer, wonder when they stopped (in US)

>be me drunk at like 3am
>go to mcD
>sorry sir we only serve through the drive thru
>ok..... "sorry sir we only serve customers in cars"
>ask the next guy in line if I can hop in
>says yes
>mfw he starts telling me about his marital problems
>mfw he tells me he plans on ditching his wife and new born baby
> mfw I have to convince him not to

i was just there for a quick fatty snack buddy

>>11210554
Who is this fluid druid?

>>11208199
this.
most comfy thing ever
>get home from work
>shower
>gf brings me double steak burger, fries, and sweet tea from Steak n Shake
>eat
>sex
>cum inside, no cleanup
>immediate nap time

if you eat after, you have to clean up, fuck around in the kitchen or heaven forbid, leave the house to get food. fuck that.

>>11189410
Or realistic. Chicks like that aren't loyal.

>wait at JIB drive thru for 30 minutes to order
>cant reverse out because car behind me
>one of those ones with a medium on the other side
>finally order
>high school negro woman working
>they're out of everything I order
>even burgers
>wait for 20 more minutes just to leave
>go to other JIB
>process takes less then 3 minutes
the first JIB rotates through a new set of staff every week

A lady shamed me at McDonald's for unknowingly sitting at the table for cripples

>>11210581
Read the fucking filename, you retard.

>>11189847
>"I only ask because yesterday because someone said 'no condiment' and meant turkey and bread. We found that out the hard way."

The best way to make NPC's think you aren't retarded is to make sure they know you know how retarded NPC's are.

>dominos is calling because you didn't order at the usual time
fuck

>>11210472
wher u at dude

>go to mcd's
>as for dollar menu sausage biscuits
>"you're total is $7.62"
>I asked for dollar ones
>"what's that?"
>point to a huge picture on the counter
>'ya'll gonna have to wait for my manager to fix this"
>eventually get them but like 5 minutes slower

sigh

>>11190927
>mario kart double dash
Are you like 50?

>>11212629
I'm 32. Was about 21 at the time

>Be 16
>Middle of summer
>Fuckawful insomnia
>Haven't slept at all
>Decide "fuck this"
>Get in car
>Just drive
>I have never gotten in my car except to go to classes or the grocery store before
>Just cruise around town without a care, watching the city wake up at 5am
>Sit in the parking lot at McDonald's shitposting here on their wifi while I wait for them to open
>Nearly crash my car driving home
>Pass out
>"Why's there McDonald's in the car?"
>Asian mom

And that's how I was emotionally scarred into becoming reliant on the men in my life to do anything.

>>11213071
>32
Liar

>>11202047
Doesnt panera have free honey in their condiment area? Get that shit for free, if you wanna be a poor collegefag you make tomato soup with ketchup packets

>>11184554
#MeToo

>>11214145
truly based

>>11214151
What'd I miss?

>>11192183
That's actually very sad. I'm sorry for you anon.

>>11210493
Because alcohol is haram, no seriously all pizza huts were bought by muslims. Im suprised they still serve peeperoni and sausage on their pizzzas.

> Be me, 20 yo guy
> Buy weed for the first time
> Use a cigarette rolling machine, probably put over a gram of some medical grade stuff into a king size tube
> Smoke the whole thing like I would a cigarette
> Mother of god
> Walk to taco bell at about 12:30 to get lunch
> Stare at menu for about 15 minutes and rehearse my order before going to counter
> Somehow end up at a table with cantina burrito
> It's amazing and the natural light fills me with warmth
> 6 uniformed police officers enter and sit down directly in front of me
> Try to look normal while I triangulate how to eat this giant burrito
> Get hot sauce all over my face
> It's not working
> Abandon ship
> Throw away rest of burrito, 360 degrees and walk out of taco bell
> Turn corner and run
> My orange tinted lips flapping as I run down the alley and hide behind a dumpster
> Stay there until I see the police leave
> Go back inside taco bell and buy another burrito

>>11215330
Coo,l story bro

>>11184554
>be me
>5:30pm time to eat
>go to my local culvers
>order 3 piece cod dinner through drive thru
>drive home and eat it

anyone else do this?

>>11210335
this anytime I see a fast food joint has a line around the block I just go to a different place or go home

>go to taco bell
>eat $15 worth of garbage in my car while listening to wrestling podcasts
>go to Sonic immediately after
>eat another entire dinner while listening to wrestling podcasts
>get a pint of ice cream on the way home
>diet starts tomorrow

>>11187522
That's bullshit. But i believe it.

>>11185813
anything TB with potato, especially when there's a KFC attached is pure areola.

>>11189482
>3 days ago around lunchtime
>go the long way for lunch, so I can stop by the CVS and buy my nicotene pills.
>2 options before me - MC Cocks and BK.
>BK is always better and less awkward as the guys there have lots of street cred and always address you as "my man" and tell you they hope you have a good day at least 3 times and really seem like they mean it.
>>>This is an aside about the history of this particular BK.
>>>I went here for 15 years, always shit service, always a long wait, but the food was good
>>>5 years ago, it evolved to a point where it only employed 50 year old miserable women who seem inconvenienced when you order a #2.
>>>BK corporate closes this location due to shitty employees and renovates and reopens with a nice clean cut staff.
>>>All the women go to work at newly renovated MCd's with 2 drive thru lanes and retain their shitty attitudes.
>>>BK reopens with bro-tier ex con level staff who are my kind of people. I go for 3-4 years religiously, catching up on the news of our kids and baby mommas, etc... with the guys in the shop.
>>back to current year
>>3 days ago, I go over there, and the drive thru lane is blocked by a trash can.
>>one of my bros and two new bros are sitting outside smoking cigarettes.
>>go inside, 15 customers, no employees, people in line getting restless.
>>wait for 5 mins, then go out to ask my bro what's going on.
>>>look over there anon he says.
>>head chef running through a cornfield ripping off his BK shirt and swearing about how he just can't take it anymore.
I don't know why, but this BK is cursed and destined to fail.
>go to Mc D's

>>11203773
kino

>>11186171
someMCbody got MCfuckinburned haha

>>11198554
man that sounds like paradise

>>11210008
Stop opening your notepad and pasting this all the time. You're not funny and there's hardly ever Newfags on this board.

>>11213088
Stupid roastie

i'll get upset over something and then drive to mcdonalds and get like three double quarter pounders and a large fry and apple pies plus an ice coffee to go. then i drive home and eat that while watching a tv series, then usually some ice cream. then i purge. then last time i drove out again taking my laptop to keep watching the series, this time to burger king and bought just one burger saying it would be my last, then got up and got another in tears, ate that, then absolutely sobbing, bought a last one with the mexican lady behind the counter asking if i was alright. i ate that then got home feeling really sick and purged again throwing a lot of it up. then i made an oven pizza and had beers, are purged one more time near the season finale.

>>11217916
>I don't know why, but this BK is cursed and destined to fail.
Some locations are destined to fail regardless of what they are. A location near where I live has gone through 3 different franchises over the past 10 years. And it's right near the intersection of 2 major 4 lane roads, so there are plenty of people driving by. That location is definitely cursed.

>>11219143
>a large fry
Just one?

>>11219763
just one....j-just one

>>11187413
This post gave me cancer.

>>11185591
It's just a habit. Sometimes it can just slip out when working fast food because of all the times you hand somebody their order or whatever and then tell them 'Have a nice day' or what have you

>small town
>flyover
>off interstate
>mcdicks and gas main attractions
>locals tailgate parking lot friday nights
>i stay away
all i got

seriously mcdonalds is always a bad experience. fucking weirdo and loser magnet

>Eating fast food more than 30 minutes after it was given to you
Nigger what the fuck

>>11185591
don't think to much it happens

t. used to work in fast food

>>11185735
>3 for free

>>11186392
>give him the ol' double snap and point
please do this to me

>>11219143
Are you okay?

>>11188478
this could be a scene in a sundance movie

>>11215330
Hahahaha

my local mcdonalds has an electronic sign behind the counter that says % to goal and a number that changes

what does it mean?

>>11221951
Probably percentage of orders that get served in less than 60 seconds or something like that.

>>11197944
>LET THE PATTIES HIT THE GRILL
>LET THE PATTIES HIT THE GRILL
>LET THE PATTIES HIT THE GRILL
>LET THE PATTIES HIT THE
>OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11187449
Billy?

>Taco Bell coupons
>Double Cheesy Gordita Crunch and Fries Supreme for $6 (Canadian)
Is this worth it, is this even good?

>>11221951
Their sales goal for the day?