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its been a while since we have had had an alignment chart thread
post em
and also food humor thread since we hardly have those anymore

>> No.11218068
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>> No.11218069

>>11218065
There was one up when I went to bed last night

>> No.11218070

>>11218065
>alton brown chaotic neutral
>rachel ray anywhere
>gordon is way more chaotic good
C'mon.

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>> No.11218079
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>> No.11218083

>>11218070
where does alton belong then?

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and also food humor thread since we hardly have those anymore
>sips
>yup

>> No.11218173

>>11218068
>try guys
>good
>>>/tumblr/

>> No.11218179

>>11218073
>babish lawful evil
>brad chaotic good
This is eye openingly spot on

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>>11218065
>Chaotic Evil
>Not Sandra Lee

https://youtu.be/we2iWTJqo98
https://youtu.be/RLMNZ6xY6YY

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lawful neutral chaotic
good sousvide propane charcoal
neutral reverse sear pan smoke
evil sear n' bake broiler caveman

>> No.11218413

______lawful______neutral__chaotic
good___sousvide___propane_charcoal
neutral_reverse sear_pan____smoke
evil ___sear n' bake_broiler__caveman

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>> No.11218425

>>11218083
chaotic lawful

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>>11218391
>kwanza cake
i didn't know she was jewish but i guess that explains those ashkenazi milkers

>> No.11218455

>>11218065
decent chart man

>> No.11218464

>>11218173
worth it aren't the try guys. They surprisingly seem like decent people who you could hang out with and that's despite the asian being a bit too hyper sometimes. I'm not even sure how they ended up in that garbage pile that is buzzfeed.

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is political compass same as alignment chart?

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The lack of Jeff Smith is disturbing in these posts. The Frugal Gourmet was and still is King.

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>>11218603
>the virgin frugal king vs the chad's lazy man

>> No.11218611

>>11218593
Objectivity based

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>>11218332
>>11218382
Reminds me of this

>> No.11218638

>>11218382
Broader scope doesn't mean fucking ice cream

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>> No.11218739

>>11218603
I mean, he dittled little kids man

>> No.11218752

>>11218612
Chef John is always encouraging people to experiment and is liberal as hell, he's libertarian left.

Babish follows recipes, is in it for the money, and owns guns. He's authoritarian right.

Brad follows recipes and procedures but is fun loving about it, however he works for a Kitchen which dictates policy. He's authoritarian left.

Jack just makes shit up as he goes along and is probably insane. Or he was before he died, RIP. He (was) Libertarian right

>> No.11218770

>>11218752
>babish owns guns
I have a hard time believing it.

>> No.11218802

>>11218654

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>>11218320
I am above your system.

>> No.11219745

>>11218752
>chef john
>jewish
>babish
>i mean just look at him
>jack
>strangles weed smoking son and says gayness is a choice
>brad
>he smokes weed

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remember
this is also a food humor thread

>> No.11219878

>>11218065
>>11218070
i would chaotic evil rachel ray with my penis to be honest

>> No.11219887

>>11218464
Wrong, they’re the exact same cancer in a different format

>they seem like guys you could hang out with
Yeah exactly my point if you want to hang out with them you need to go back to tumblr

>> No.11219947

>>11219878
this reminds me
anyone got those pics of young rachel ray doing a bikini photo shoot
its ok to post em here, shes a chef so it would be considered food related

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>>11219947
>young
she was 35 but still
DAMN!
it was for a magazine called FHM

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>>11218654
tiptopkek

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>>11218654
>chaotic evil
Yet again, chaotic neutral here. That's my man right there.

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>>11218165
aaahahahahahaha yeiiiii

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does this count?

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>>11220215
>mfw she's a fucking wildebeest now

>> No.11220803

>>11218068
>no ja/ck/

shit chart

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>>11220774
how dare you

>> No.11220816

>>11220803
>why is a youtube chef in the youtube chef chart and not in the food taster/review chart?
i know he does jack on the go and playing with your food series but he mainly "cooks" on his channel

>> No.11220841

https://www.mashed.com/38124/things-didnt-know-rachael-ray/
>her husband is in a band called The Cringe
fitting

>> No.11220876

>>11220215
Fun fact: she and her husband have an open relationship, so you may have a chance to hit that.

>> No.11221554

>>11218065
The last one was literally like Sunday you fucking fag
It's probably still up

>> No.11221557

>>11218739
>dittled

>> No.11221612

>>11218070
these charts, no matter the topic, never ever make sense

>> No.11221627

>>11218332
The top row plus the sub are sandwiches

>> No.11221668

>>11220215
boring. She looks mommier now