/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>letting roaches into your kitchen

wtf is that a chopped up penis on the cutting board

>>11223505
He literally memed himself into a lucrative career

>>11223505
that salt is going to get everywhere like that and why isn't he wearing a belt?

>>11223505
According to people who have eaten his food it's definitely a meme.
So many famous idiots with too much money bitching that they steaks weren't as delicious as his Instagram was hilarious.

>>11223528
>they steaks
apologies for accidental ebonics

obviously it's a gimmick. how is that even a question?

>>11223505
instagram

>>11223505
>I dont get this. Is it a schtick, a gimmick?

Yes you fuckhole. How is that not obvious to you?

>>300 dollar steaks
So does any high-end steakhouse

>>>Muh Jiro
Why does that trigger so many people? Do they not realize that's what high-end Sushi costs? Hell, you could spend a lot more than $300 on top end sushi, easily.

>>11223546
The guy seems pretty autistic, though, he seams really absorbed, you cunt pad

>>11223546
>Why does that trigger so many people?
Because it's fish on rice

hahahha, Venezuelan president Maduro stuffed his face in that guy's restaurant with several hundred dollar's worth of meat and cigars while the people in Venezuela are starving. What an utter shitshow all around.

>>11223546
>high-end Sushi
>high-end
>sushi
Pick one. Sushi is literally Instagram thot food. It's fucking fish on rice.

>>11223579
At least Kim is never seen outside, in Western places, enjoying life. This stupid idiot should have stayed in venezuela and fly in cooks like salt bae, jamie oliver or Jiro to cook him stuff

>>11223588
His dad did stuff like this, though
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31628415

>>11223593
He should kidnap Jiro the Jew, no more dorrars for him

>>11223546
Because...

>>11223578
>>11223582
People like this depend upon their NEETbux allowance or shitty wages. They don't have the means and so they pretend like the epitome of cuisine is hungry man's and ramen, fast food, and energy drinks.

>>11223505
It's a schtick, obviously. And it works. People love that shit. It's hard to blame him for it. There are far worse ways to make your money than entertaining people.

>>11223579
>muh vuvuzela
Kim Kardashian spent over 10 grand on fake balls for her dog because "his self-esteem." If you thought you had a point, just look at your own upper crust.

>>11223634
>a fat attention whore and a country's president are the same
If you thought YOU had a point you need to get a fucking brain.

>>11223639
this post is going to feel deeply ironic when kim is president in 8 years

What's the point of having the salt touch your arm before falling onto the food? That seems unsanitary.

>>11223650
Did you read the thread?

>>11223650
Would you something that an old Asian held in his palm for a good 10 seconds, rubbing and shaping and fingering?
I thought so.

>>11223657
It seemed to be about that pedophile in the picture.
>>11223659
Yeah man, sounds good. If I could lick his hand too that would be great.

>>11223639
>a fat attention whore
Stop. He's your president, show some respect.

>>11223667
>HURR HURR
Nice one, Peewee, looks like you stopped by the local grade school playground and asked them how you should respond.

He made Maradona cry

>>11223667
kek. Good one, anon!

>>11223667
People earn respect based on their actions, they don't deserve it based on their title or position.

>>11223546
>you could spend a lot more than $300 on top end sushi
Is that what poor people spend their money on? Could you imagine not getting your sushi comped?

manlet

>>11223505
salt bae is life

>>11223623
>>11223786
You two, argue.

>>11223650
He's getting a better spread for the salt as they tumble down his arm hair.

>>11223546
This. Poorfags and flyovers need not apply

>>11223505
Is he a little person?

>>11223816
>5'5"
Average height for an Indian woman.

>>11223674
lol when conservatives are more defensive than niggers

>>11223505
No gloves salt falling on his arm, that will be $300 please.

>>11223505
>That'll be 5,000,430,067,000 Venezuelan Bolivar plus tip

>>11224234
>Eats expensive steaks and smokes a giant cigar while most Venezuelans are starving

HMMMMM

>>11224234
Is that a Denny's waiter?

>>11223721
but we salute the rank, not the person

>>11223505
who wants salt that rolls down his disgusting arm hair? gross.

>>11224259
This is outrageous. This is enough for me. The US forces should invade that fucking grill. And Maduro can go eat somewhere else. That'll teach him.

>>11223516

He was already a millionaire before the internet had ever heard of him.

>>11224304
saluting has nothing to with respect to anyone except to yourself anon. did you even serve?

>>11224331
>missing the fucking point so hard
>being unable to write past third grade level
I see you did serve, tho
thankyou for your cervix

>>11224331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTRZRRlA4sw
faggot

>>11224347
>>11224352
you two pricks could make a nice homosexual couple