/ck/ - Food & Cooking

its ok :) except for the amount of sauce pakkets

>>11240365
Drunk driving is cool until you kill someone, anon.

>>11240502
>not enough sauce packets

Do people really use more than two things of sauce per item?

>>11240513
Not OP but I can barely trust myself to drive and not run a fucking hobo over when im tired. I can't imagine what goes on in retards' heads when they decide to get behind the wheel while intoxicated. It's like yeah just potentially throw your fucking life away for some minor inconvenience.

>>11240523
It depends entirely on how drunk you are
I can drive after drinking a 40oz no problems
Hell I used to crack open a can of beer on the way home from work

>>11240534
Everyone says they're fine and it'll be okay until it isn't and they aren't anon.

Stay safe.

>>11240513
Some people drive better after getting a few drinks in them. When I'm completely sober I get dizzy and disoriented on the road.

>>11241386
>yet another bait
It's all just so tiresome.

>>11241386
Kys

>>11240523
>>11240534


some guys can drive drunk and some guys can't. fuckin way she goes. what is drunk?

>>11240523
>>11240617
>>11241405
>>11241461
Found the women.

>tfw you're stuck in a long line at the taco bell drive thru and you regret not picking up some beer first so you can drink while you wait

>>11241498
There's a difference between can and should anon. Anyone capable of driving can obviously drive while drunk. Doesn't mean they should. The fact is that your motor functions are impaired through even amounts of alcohol that might appear inconsequential to your person. There is no debating this. That's literally how alcohol works.

It's not worth the risk to yourself and others. Just drink some water, take a nap and fucking go to taco bell a bit later. It will still be there when you wake up.

>>11241521
>Hurrdur personal responsibility for the safety of yourself, your family and the rest of society are feminine concepts

Even if they were, how would that negate them? Are you literally so insecure about yourself that you have to grasp at every last flimsy straw to prove your obviously doubtful masculinity? Lift some weights and get your life under control you troglodyte

>>11241542
Imagine being such a little bitch you can't drive to Taco Bell with a buzz

>>11241551
based little bitch poster

Itt: pathetic drunks try to rationalize drunk driving

>>11241579
It ain't illegal until I get caught :^)

>>11241584
It doesn't need to be illegal for it to be braindead retarded. I didn't even mention legality, but why should i expect a drunkard to have reading comprehension.

Let the liquor do the thinking

>>11241599
I'll run some people over next time I do it, just for you anon

Fucking hell. I remember when a simple fast food thread used to be the bottom tier of /ck/, and now we can't even have one of those without the redditors from /pol/ derailing it with their "muh degeneracy" bullshit.

>>11241602
Found Lahey

>>11241551
imagine being so retarded you actually believe that alcohol could possibly make you a better driver

>>11241909
Not a better driver but still a driver
Maybe I'm just such a good driver when I'm sober that I can manage to do it while buzzed
It's not like I get totally shitfaced and drive, people who get blackout drunk and drive are the real retards

>>11241386
>>11241928

>>11241909
Imagine being this young and thinking everyone is just like you.

>>11240365
Okay

>>11240365
Is this a clever variation on the 'im drunk and about to drive to taco Bell, what should I get' troll?

>>11240365
>I'll probably reheat that food 2 days from now as breakfast

Who are you trying to fool OP?

>>11242537
nigger, alcohol directly fucks up your motor skills. even small amounts of alcohol have shown to slightly delay reaction times to stimuli. it doesn't matter what a person is like when alcohol's affects aren't actually different from person to person. it *always* slows your reaction times, it *always* negatively (or positively if that's what you want) affects inhibitions, and this does not change from person to person because the way in which it does this is by increasing GABA in the brain which results in these two things. what is making you think you're a fine driver is that it's simultaneously giving you dopamine hits which makes you feel great and awesome, but it makes you feel like that GABA uptake you're getting isn't doing anything to you. the dopamine is basically lying to you and saying "dude you're a great driver when you've had a couple drinks" when in reality even a couple drinks slows your reaction times measurably.

t. 15 years in the beer industry

>>11242696
What does that have anything to do with the statement that some people drive better with some alcohol in their system?

>>11240365
>that much fire sauce

Tell your asshole I feel sorry for it

>>11240514
For me I like to make my "spicy nacho sauce" at taco bell.

Essentially I order a side of nacho cheese, two packets of mild, and half a packet of fire sauce; stir it all up and use it for a topping.

>>11242813
I do that too, my co-workers always look at me weird when I do it lol. I think they're not used to spicy food.

>>11240365
Dude what the fuck is with your level of self control?

>>11241521
Literally all the people I know who get drunk and drive dangerously are women.

>>11240365
>>11240502
>>11242809
>only fire sauce
pfffffff hold my beer
>*grabs a fistfull of diablo sauce*

>>11242868
Diablo sauce doesn't taste good, though.

>>11240365
The only problem you have is going for Fire over Diablo. If you're gonna commit war crimes to your intestines, you might as well go all the way.

Taco Bell mekked me boop BIG boopies!!!!! Haha spyci fud not gud fur babbiez tum tum hahahahaha dyearea

>>11240365
aight bois r8 my haul

>cravings deal
>swapped the chalupa for a gordita crunch
>swapped the taco for a soft shell fresco style
>swapped the shitty cinnamon things for nacho chips
>large baja blast
also got the appropriate sauce packets for such a meal unlike OP

>>11242537
It must suck to not have enough confidence to drive well without being drunk lol

>>11240513

>he values his life and safety
>he values the lives and safety of others

Hey, everyone! H-hey! Hey! Look at this FAGGOT! I bet he wears a helmet when he rides a bike, too! I bet he turns off the gas and doesn't smoke while he's filling up his tank!

Let's

Hey guys, let's make fun of this FAGGOT!

What a faggot!

>>11243084
Also forgot to mention I'm gay, that's why I'm asking people on here to rate what I got.

>>11243084

>Cravings deal
>Swaps three of the four items out for other things

Whose fucking ship is this?

>>11244311

Oh, that's mine. Thanks, dude. Been looking everywhere for it.

>>11243084
>no green sauce

>>11244345

Must you?

>>11244513
>"Must you?" said the filthy phoneposter's herpes-ridden, alcoholic, whore mother as i glazed up her face like a fucking donut

>>11242807
the fact that it physically cannot do that. there's no alcohol level that will allow anyone to drive better than 0 abv. it's a literal impossibility.

>>11244590
>abv
i meant BAC*

>>11244590
>it's a literal impossibility

Are you literally this retarded? Have you ever even heard of alcohol withdrawal, let alone DT's?

>>11240514
I use about half a packet per bite desu

>>11245013
That's too much man!

>>11245003
You're saying that an alcohol in withdrawl who has a few drinks to get steady will drive better than a stone sober person?

>>11245003
Alcohol *ALWAYS* depresses motor function and reaction times. The effect of alcohol is the same regardless of if you are withdrawling or not. There is no magical switch that flips when you are dependent on alcohol where somehow it stops depressing these bodily functions as much as someone who is not. You might not have the withdrawl jitters anymore, but you're also now lowering your reaction times, inhibiting your fine motor control, and removing inhibition in following traffic laws. Unless people with insane mutations exist that prevent the biological interactions that occur with alcohol this effect is universal. It doesn't matter how you *feel* because what you *feel* under alcohol is a complete illusion.

>>11245263
They will driver better than someone going through severe withdrawals

>>11245290
oh look we’ve got mr. straight ‘n’ narrow here

>>11245263
Nobody ever said that. This >>11241386 was my original post,

>some people drive better after getting a few drinks in them

You must be drunk or esl if you read that as, "an alck with a few drinks in them drives better than a sober normie".

>>11245290
You have no idea what you're talking about, and are likely just baiting.

>>11245304
i work in the beer industry and drink frequently, i'm just not retarded.

>>11245306
>NUH UH YOU'RE BAIT
fucking put up or shut up then. everything i'm saying is basic understanding of alcohol's affect on the body. alcohol's effects don't magically change if someone is dependent or not. if you have evidence otherwise then fucking post it pussy or shut the fuck up.

>>11245290
It's not like you're walking a tightrope. You're just stepping on pedals and turning a wheel. Maybe it's different if you've got a stick shift, but most of us drive automatics today and you don't really need 100% motor function.

>>11245315
>alcohol's effects don't magically change if someone is dependent or not

An alcoholic can die if they stop drinking cold turkey, dum dum.

>>11245322
>don't really need
that's not the point. plenty of people drive drunk and nothing ever happens. but that doesn't mean they weren't driving badly or that they couldn't have been driving better if they were sober under the same conditions.

>>11245344
>me quote fact out of context say him dum dum
>me no read discussion, too much word for krug

>>11245356
Who are you quoting?

>>11245322
>It's not like you're walking a tightrope.
Given how many idiots are on the road (many if not most of them distracted by their phone toys) yeah, you are walking a figurative tightrope.

>>you don't really need 100% motor function
You'd be a complete and utter retard not to want all you can get.

>>11245322
>maybe it's different if you've got a stick shift

People who drive stick shift do it pretty much without having to think. They probably pay a little more attention to what's happening than people with automatics, but manual becomes pretty much thoughtless after not long.

>>11240513
it's still cool after that

>>11240365

>>11246656
>many if not most of them distracted by their phone toys

Kids on their phones are probably 10X more dangerous than a few buzzed drivers.

>>11247726
I agree. But either distraction is pants-on-head retarded.

>>11247730
You can always just put your phone down when you're driving; there's literally no scenario when you need to be on the phone when behind the wheel. Occasionally driving a little drunk is pretty much unavoidable.

>>11245344
Never post on this board again you absolute retard.

>>11247832
I've been doing my small part to keep /ck/ a quality board for close to a decade.

>>11240365
My roommate a long time ago got himself a DUI for passing out wasted in the drive-through of Taco Bell with the engine running and the car in gear. He woke up when the cop reached in and shifted into park. It was literally one short block from our house and he left from home.

Anyway, you need twice that many Diablo sauce packets if you ever want to start building up you anus callous anon

>>11247832
Are you saying that's not correct? Because if so you are a dum dum

>>11244290
upvoted

>>11248020
Underrated.

t. tried reddit for a month when i got my first smart phone last year

>>11244311
If you download the app you can customize the shit out of your order. It's fucking great.
I always get the regular tacos fresco which just adds pico degailo free.

>>11248359
Do you order on the app and do drive through? Is that why it sometimes takes 10 minutes for the SUV ahead of me to get their order?

>>11248918
You can but I always just go inside.
The idea is that you shouldn't have to wait to pick it up because it tells you when your order is ready on the app.

>>11240365
Tacobell is not that bad. Idk what everyones problem is.

>>11249336
ever since I found out they were using cornstarch as filler I started adding a few tablespoons of masa to my ground beef when I make tacos. it's good

>>11249363
its not realy filler so much as a thickener. Turns all the meat juices into a tight sauciness.

>>11249363
That's pretty common when making chili.

>>11249336
It used to be extremely shitty but it's gotten better in the past few years.

>>11242813
T. Mild Mike

>>11244345