/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11271116
Also I am a based man

A bullet

>>11271121

He's feeding himself, not niggers. Fkn dumbass nigger loving piece of shit.

Brats, kraut and mustard onions bro. Keep it classic. 88.

>>11271121
Whoops, made a little mistake. I meant to say that I wanted the bullet, not the OP. My apologies.

>>11271123
sorry man I made a mistake. See >>11271124

I'm gay btw

>>11271134

But are you a faggot? Gays aren't that offensive. Faggots need fire to fix.

>>11271116
Jew pizza

soybeans

Fanta is a nazi softdrink.

Sum black cock

All good Nazis obsess about sum black blood sausage ;D

t. fellow 2018 (gay)ryan

Hitler's favorite recipe
One lead bullet
Ingest orally via firearm

>>11271116
This is a very poor bait thread but I will contribute with some actual Nazi food.
I don't know of any recipes but it is still made today.

>>11271116
Kebab

>>11271116
Cyanide

>>11271299
Ordered some of this after seeing it in one of Steve's videos. it's pretty good, wasn't even that expensive

1 turnip for the entire week

Go to Cracker Barrel, ya fuckin’ honky.

>>11271388
/thread

>>11271116
I love how this thread is still up after several hours, but I got warning banned for saying nigger today. Thanks janitor-kun, pls kys inconsistent faggot

How about Erbsensuppe, or split pea soup - a staple of the German Wehrmacht and the modern Bundeswehr of today.


300-400g peas (frozen are easiest)
bacon or pork belly (to taste, ca. 1 cup)
2-3 potatoes (ideally mealy)
3-4 carrots
1-2 onions
1/4 bulb of celeriac
1/2 stalk of leeks
some stock
salt, pepper, marjoram, parsley

Dice all the vegetables and the meat, (ideally you now sweat it all off in batches first), put all in a pot. Add about 100g of peas and just enough stock so that everything is barely covered. Add salt. Bring to a boil, let it all simmer for about 20 minutes.

Then put the rest of the peas in an extra pot, fill that extra pot with the hot stock from the first pot, let the peas simmer until properly cooked. Then turn them into pea mush by thoroughly blending them with an immersion blender. Pour the blended peas and stock back into the first pot with the other veggies and let everything simmer together for a while. Season with pepper, marjoram and parsley. Serve with freshly baked bread.

It's necessary to cook the peas in the previously used liquid. If you boil them in extra liquid and add them to the other pot like that the final pea stew/soup will get too thin and runny.

>>11271116
Try Jägerschnitzel with a nice cucumber-and-dill salad :^)

>>11271252
What the fuck is fanta supposed to taste like? Because it tastes nothing like oranges. Is orange soda even supposed to taste like oranges, or is the name only based off the color.

Königsberger klopse, google it

BTW if you are genuinely interestes in "Nazi recipes" download the "Volkskochbuch" by Hedwig Heyl, from 1905. It has many great examples of frugal working class meals and German cooking around that period. If you dont speak German dont worry, google translate works pretty well with recipes.

>>11271515
forgot to say you can download it from gutenberg.org