/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Either my boogers, or crustet up blood.

Boogers can of course be very soft with chewy texture that's fun to play around with between your teeth, or hardened up and still still be fun to play around with in your mouth.

Blood has the majestic iron taste, but in reality it's not that different from boogers. It's just satisfying to peel of a crust from a wound and then eat it.

pills for children, they were sweet and acid, and tasted kinda like redbull

>>11271296
>>11271323
>>11271415
What the fuck, are you guys mentally disabled?

I really liked matches from matchbooks. The tangy tip of the match goes nice with the earthy, natural cardboard. The texture is god tier too. A bit sandy but not grainy and dissolves in your mouth. You can either suck on them or just chew them, one at a time or rip out the entire page(?) of matches from the outer cardboard

Pussy

Vit C pills.
Flintstones gummi vitamins.

>>11271434
Gotta love pussy. Clean pussy? Great--even better when it's got of that fresh little tang. Sweaty pussy? I'll take four. Hell, maybe she let herself get a little lax in the pussy-maintenance department? I don't mind a little hair. Maybe she's got a big ole set of flaps? Doesn't even matter. I'll try my best not to trip on the curtains on the way to the stage, sweetheart. It's still showtime, and I'm not going to complain about a little square-footage issue. Let me tell ya: As long as she doesn't have diseases, I'm down to clown. Love it. I'm a certified muff diver, and I've gotten my "red wings" to boot. I'm soaring and swimming if it means I'm getting some pussy. I love pussy, and I love eatin' it. Do you get what I'm saying? Is it clear enough? Say it with me: I. LOVE. EATING. PUSSY.

>>11271296
mcdonald's

>>11271424
You're lying if you claim you've never eaten your boogers and enjoyed it

>>11271530

>>11271424
what are expecting from an Indian bull fighting forum?

rocks and sand

>>11271296
The thick juicy skin i would tear off my toes after the shower. The big toe produced the thickest and firmest skin, although the bleeding was also the worst. At this point i have reduced both of my pinky toes to nubs without toenails because i consumed them too much, up until the nail cuticle to be exact.

>>11271296
My nail

video game controller cords in the 80s and 90s, but i didn't eat them, just gnawed the everloving fuck out of them

I let my toenails grow really long and don't wash them, just let whatever comes off in the shower water come off. Once they reach a decent length and turn grey/black from gunk I'll clip them and grate the gunk layer away with my teeth before playing with the nail in my mouth before consuming it.

>>11271662
I've never eaten my boogers not even as a kid

>>11272345
that is vile man

>>11271296
That blue toothpaste from childhood

My favorite thing as a kid was when I lost a tooth and got to taste that sweet pus/blood mixture for days.

>>11272995
As an adult it is a much more difficulet endeavour, because sometimes there will be nose hairs that you pull out, and that totally ruins the experience.

So I get your stance.

Unironically pussy. I enjoy the taste and texture.

My ex used to eat soap by scraping bits off with her nail and eating it. Would fuck up her tongue something fierce tho

>>11271424

scabs and cough syrup are god tier

Coated Advil

cat posters please die

>>11271662
you're wrong.

>>11273074
Dude, what in the fuck?

>>11273188
No.

>>11271296
I don't know what they treated pencil wood with, but damn was it tasty.

Probably didn't do me any favors, though.

>>11272281
When did beagles learn to use 4chan?

>>11271424
Boogers taste pretty similar to certain cheeses. Stop letting society dictate you can't munch on some oogie boogies and dig deep.

you guys are fucking gross

>>11271296
>Sucking on seatbelts
>chewing on lukewarm bath sponges
>classic biro lid

>>11271424
Fuck off nigger boogers are delicious

blood and grape cough syrup

>>11273630
>Fuck off. Nigger boogers are delicious

>>11272050
Stallman is that you?

Booger eaters need to be cleansed by fire.

>>11271296
You have pica.

this thread did not disappoint.
im addicted to eating my boogies.
along with toothpicks, pencils and a loose cotton thread, a good piece of straw is real nice to chew

I love plastic. Like pen lids, shit like that. It just tastes so good when you slurp up your saliva back. Cotton is good too for similar reasons. Stuff like old wires are ok but my doctor tollen me to stop doing it cos it was cutting my teeth. I still do it occassionally but it's hirrible when you go down to far and get the copper shit in your mouth. Chewing on balloons is pretty awesome too but is a pain to find them in store so I usually just go with pen lids or plastic boxes I've broken up and shit like that

My ex's vagina. I literally sometimes (rarely) daydream about the times I would lick it and then fuck her in the ass, and salivate fiercely.

>>11271296
>metal eraser-holder
It's called a ferrule

>>11271323
Both could he considered food though.

I guess I'd go with table salt. Or pussy.

i like flintstones chewables and toilet paper

once put an entire pack of these in my mouth at once
the everthingness of it all it blew my little child mind

>>11274001
kek

Milkbones tasted like stale fortune cookies when I was a kid.

>>11271530
kek splendid ode, my man

>>11271296
I used to scrape the dandruff off my head and eat it from under my fingernails. Kinda like a mild cheese.

This entire thread disturbs me more than most other boards on this site. The only thing that beats this is the time I came upon a random cp in a /hm/ thread. Christ, you guys.

>>11271296
Chalk and dirt

>>11276576
>random cp in a modern 4chan thread
consider yourself blessed

As a dog dad, I must admit I love chewing on my dogs paws and face. Shes cool with it.

I adopted her 5 years ago. Its been true love since.

>>11271432
I used to eat matches after they were lit. They tasted great.

>>11271662
One time I sniffed and a hard booger flew down the back of my throat and I immediately vomited. That's as close as I've gotten and I did not enjoy it at all.

>>11275402
Vitamin C is basically oranges though

Cumflavoured toiletpaper scraps

>>11276596
You clearly never go to /tv/ or /sp/ on a daily basis.
Not that you should, consider yourself blessed.

>>11271296
liquorice branches

>>11271296
wooden pencils are nice,plastic pens are ok too!
also i like to chew/suck on plastic bottle caps,fresh towels,pillows or the tshirt part whats the nearest for your mouth.

>>11276634
i also like to suck on my dogs/bunnys ears

>>11274418
You sound genuinely retarded

Latina booty

>>11271296
I throughly enjoy chewing my lips until they bleed and then sucking the blood from my lip.

>>11271296
Vagina

>>11271323
There's something really satisfying about pulling off scabs before they've fully healed and seeing the blood drip down. Hits the same weird spot as popping a blackhead for me

Loctite

>>11271296
D I C K

>>11271424
T H I S
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>>11278132
I guarantee you've never been near a vagina. They're foul, even the cleanest, most youngest girls have reeking vaginas.

>>11278813
>even the cleanest, most youngest girls have reeking vaginas
And how would you know that, anon?

>>11271296
why do some people have the urge to chew on pencils?

>>11280256
It reminds me of my pencil dick

>>11271296
Ass.

>>11273098
based scabchad

>>11271530
wow